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Title: When It Comes to The Bennett Family Legacy, Size Matters (GFSP X)
Author: elrhiarhodan
Written For: Round Three of runthecon
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Mozzie, Neal Caffrey, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal Strongly Implied
Spoilers: Caps from 4.11 – Family Business
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Seriously, you’re worried about warnings? It’s the Giant Floating Stone Penis!
Type: Comic/Picspam - 11 pages/22 panels
Beta Credit: theatregirl7299
Summary: Mozzie and Neal get drunk and contemplate a universal question: Does Size Matter? The answer is obvious, when the Giant Floating Stone Penis is nearby, of course it does.

Author’s Note: Written for sinfulslasher's prompt "Size Doesn't Matter." Technically, Mozzie counts as the "minor character" but the mod, sinfulslasher has assured me that the Giant Floating Stone Penis is a minor character, too. However, the GFSP does not particularly care for the appellation "minor".

Many, many thanks to the generous kanarek13 for the exquisite screen caps.

Tagging tjs_whatnot with the prompt "Well, That's New"

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( When it Comes to the Bennett Family Legacy, Size Does Matter )

Title: Evolution Not Fully Understood
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke (as a human), Elizabeth Burke (as a tiger), Neal Caffrey (as a seal point Siamese cat), Mozzie (human and as something completely different), Satchmo (thankfully, as a dog). Implied Peter/Elizabeth/Neal (when they're human).
Spoilers: Seriously?
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Crack
Word Count: ~700
Beta Credit: I wouldn't dare inflict this on any of my friends.
Summary: Apparently, Mozzie lost track of the second full moon that month. And he keeps experimenting with his bee pollen concoctions. It's up to Peter to take care of things.

A/N: - Although Peter is a were-lammergeyer, he transforms at the dark of the moon, not during a full moon. Title from a certain Wikipedia entry.

Also, prompted by the ever-enabling sinfulslasher. She is, as always, to blame for the utter ridiculousness of these stories.

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(  Peter scrubbed his face, stared at the mammal asleep on the sofa and wished he could ask his wife for some guidance. )

Title: One Hundred and Six Ficlets – Three Sentence A/Us
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: G through NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Sara Ellis, Clinton Jones, June Ellington, Mozzie, Reese Hughes, Diana Berrigan, Satchmo, Bugsy, Vincent Adler, Matthew Keller, Gordon Taylor, Byron Ellington, Bradfor (Ford) Tolman; Peter/Neal, Peter/Elizabeth, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal, Peter/Mozzie, Neal/Keller, Neal/Adler, Neal/Mozzie, Neal/Sara, Mozzie/Keller, June/Byron, Mozzie/Sara
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Non-Con, Dub-Con, Murder, Animal Sex (not beastiality), Death of canon characters, Power Imbalance, Coercion. Possibly others – if you are easily triggered, proceed with caution
Word Count: ~9000
Beta Credit: sinfulslasher
Summary: Last May, I did a three-sentence A/U prompt meme, where I asked readers to give me an A/U prompt and a pairing or character. The challenge was to write a complete story in three sentences. All told, I filled 106 prompts. Some of these are tiny tags to existing fics, others are clearly the start of something major.

The prompts range from crossovers and fusions to historical a/us to some very creative and challenging scenarios. Thank you to everyone who left prompts for me, I hope you have a chance to enjoy all of these again.

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(  One Hundred and Six Ficlets )

Roundup – Trick or Treat Drabble Meme

For this drabble meme, I’d only really planned on doing my three-sentence ficlets for just five requests, but that never made it past the first prompt. Then requests six, seven, eight and nine arrived… And the fills got progressively longer – but I said to myself, “Elr, keep it to a single comment box.” That became a little difficult as the stories started to flow and epic ideas took root. A few of these are clearly going to be part of longer stories.

theatregirl7299 asked for something in the Underpants ‘verse. She got Private Pleasures

sheenianni asked for Alex/Sara (with or without Neal), and she got Dumped His Ass

kaylashay wanted Peter/Elizabeth/Neal, and received Tastes Like Chocolate

doctor_fangeek wanted a continuation of a slave fic story I’d started at the D.C. Meetup (which I haven’t yet republished). She got Expectations

palombaggia wanted Peter and Neal and anything with wings. This could have been a timestamp for any one of a number of different wing’fic stories, but I decided on a scene out of the Winged Neal ‘verse and so she got A Beautiful Obscenity

sinfulslasher begged for a variety of things, but seemed most interested in how Michael Burke, Peter's alpaca-raising pot-smoking father, celebrates Halloween. She received A Visit with Mozcow

sapphire2309 wanted some Neal/Sara. She got Repo Rides To the Rescue This one is definitely the start of something longer.

miri_thompson and I were chatting about some work issues of mine, and she asked for an AU where Neal was the charming son of the big boss, and Peter had to do his Performance Review (I do know that I got Moz’s real name wrong, it’s “Winters”, not “White”)

And last and certainly the longest. I broke my vow to keep these ficlets to a single comment box, because kanarek13 asked for Peter/Neal, Something Happy. And what could be happier that the boys going shopping for Peter’s Wedding Tuxedo in The Wonder(ful) Years?

Title: Is It Getting Hot in Here, or Is It Just Me? - Five Ficlets in the Rentboy ‘Verse
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Matthew Keller, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Vincent Adler, Mozzie, Neal/Keller, Neal/Adler, Neal/Peter, Neal/Mozzie (basically, Neal’s for sale to anyone)
Word Count: ~550
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Hints of non-consensual relationships; pointless smut of the smuttiest kind.
Beta Credit: None
Summary: Five three-sentence ficlets set in the Rentboy ‘Verse (oh, you didn’t know I had a Rentboy ‘Verse?) based on prompts off of my Season of Kink bingo card.

Author’s Note: The incredible sinfulslasher prompted me with five ideas for the top line of my Seasons of Kink bingo card. Of course, these ficlets are too short to qualify as bingo fills, but who cares?

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( Smut This Way... )



Title: Let Your Honesty Shine
Author: elrhiarhodan
Artist: kanarek13
Fandom: White Collar / The Normal Heart
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Diana Berrigan, Satchmo, Ned Weeks; Peter/Neal, Peter/Elizabeth, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal, Ned/Felix (past)
Spoilers: Minor spoilers for the end of WC S5,
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Canon death of canon character (Felix Turner), death of a non-canon White Collar character. Mild public expression of homophobia, self-deprecating use of homophobic slurs.
Word Count: ~40,000
Beta Credit: sinfulslasher
Summary: On a hot June day, one summer in the near future, Ned Weeks finds himself in a West Village coffee shop. When he overhears a fascinating conversation about blackmail, kidnapping and getting shot at, he has to take a look. One of the speakers is definitely a Fed – Ned can tell just by the haircut and the ugly suit. The other man is his lover, Felix. Except that Felix has been dead for thirty years.

Then he remembers…

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Author's Notes: Ned Weeks is – as a matter of public record – a fictional stand-in for Larry Kramer, author, screenwriter, playwright, AIDS and human rights activist. The Normal Heart is intensely biographical, as is the sequel, The Destiny of Me. However, much of the character of the older Ned Weeks, as portrayed in this story, has been informed by the public persona of Larry Kramer, and I’ve used certain events in Larry Kramer’s life as if they’d happened to Ned.

I have tried to be true to the character of Ned Weeks and be respectful of his creator.

The title of this story is taken from the lyrics to Simon and Garfunkel’s song, “The Only Living Boy in New York,” which was used in the closing scene of the HBO production of The Normal Heart.

My thanks to wickhouse2005 for her prompt over at whitecollarhc’s “Comfest 2014” – “Neal is Felix's son, Ned runs into him at a pride event.” I also must thank my dearest sinfulslasher for pointing me to this – I might have otherwise missed it.

I must also thank the ladies of the wcwu chats who’ve supported and encouraged me along this sometimes difficult journey towards finishing what I thought would be a short, 3000 word story. I am eternally grateful to you, my friends.

And my deepest thanks go to my artist, kanarek13, who has created so many incredible illustrations. Not only am I humbled by her talents, I am in awe of her ability to read my mind. Without so much as a word from me, she captured the leitmotif of this story. Thank you!



Art Post
STORY POSTS
Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four | Part Five

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Title: Let Your Honesty Shine – Part 4 of 5
Author: elrhiarhodan
Artist: kanarek13
Fandom: White Collar / The Normal Heart
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Diana Berrigan, Satchmo, Ned Weeks; Peter/Neal, Peter/Elizabeth, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal, Ned/Felix (past)
Spoilers: Minor spoilers for the end of WC S5,
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Canon death of canon character (Felix Turner), death of a non-canon White Collar character. Mild public expression of homophobia, self-deprecating use of homophobic slurs.
Word Count: ~40,000
Beta Credit: sinfulslasher
Summary: On a hot June day, one summer in the near future, Ned Weeks finds himself in a West Village coffee shop. When he overhears a fascinating conversation about blackmail, kidnapping and getting shot at, he has to take a look. One of the speakers is definitely a Fed – Ned can tell just by the haircut and the ugly suit. The other man is his lover, Felix. Except that Felix has been dead for thirty years.

Then he remembers…
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( Part Four )

Title: Let Your Honesty Shine - Part 2 of 5
Author: elrhiarhodan
Artist: kanarek13
Fandom: White Collar / The Normal Heart
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Diana Berrigan, Satchmo, Ned Weeks; Peter/Neal, Peter/Elizabeth, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal, Ned/Felix (past)
Spoilers: Minor spoilers for the end of WC S5,
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Canon death of canon character (Felix Turner), death of a non-canon White Collar character. Mild public expression of homophobia, self-deprecating use of homophobic slurs.
Word Count: ~40,000
Beta Credit: sinfulslasher
Summary: On a hot June day, one summer in the near future, Ned Weeks finds himself in a West Village coffee shop. When he overhears a fascinating conversation about blackmail, kidnapping and getting shot at, he has to take a look. One of the speakers is definitely a Fed – Ned can tell just by the haircut and the ugly suit. The other man is his lover, Felix. Except that Felix has been dead for thirty years.

Then he remembers…
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( Part Two )

Title: And They Called It "Puppy Love"
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Diana Berrigan, Theo Berrigan, Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke (Implied Peter/Neal, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal)
Word Count: ~2600
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Excessive schmoop. Also: Puppies!!! Babies!!! Babies and puppies!!!
Beta Credit: sinfulslasher, theatregirl7299
Summary: A timestamp for Origin Story, or How Much is that Doggy in the Window. Worried about him, Diana takes Theo for a visit to Neal at his apartment on a Friday night after work. Neal isn't home, but there's a blue-eyed puppy hiding under his bed.

Author’s Note: Written for angelita26, as part of my Timestamp meme. She asked for a story where when Neal gets stressed or sick, he reverts back to puppy form. Perhaps it happens when an unexpected person is around to see it (Diana, maybe?)

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( They were fighting again, but about what, Diana wasn’t sure. She could see it in every line of Neal’s posture, in the tightness in Peter’s jaw. The pre-operation meeting this morning was all but overwhelmed by the unspoken currents of anger between them. )

Title: The Lost and Found
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Unnamed White Collar characters, implied Peter/Elizabeth/Neal
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~1800
Beta Credit: Thank you to theatregirl7299, coffeethyme4me
Summary: Time is irrelevant when you’re traveling without purpose, when it’s not the destination but the journey itself that matters.

A/N: Written for poetry_fiction’s 2014 Ted Kooser challenge, for the prompt:



Also, birthday fic for my dear friend, angelita26. It's a few days early, but I'm going away for a couple of days and won't be able to post.

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(  He’s lost count of the days, the weeks, even the seasons since he’s been on the road. Time is irrelevant when you’re traveling without purpose, when it’s not the destination but the journey itself that matters. )

Title: Four Tiny White Collar Ficlets, Three Sentences Each
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar, White Collar-Suits Crossover
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Sara Ellis, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Mike Ross, Neal/Sara, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal, Neal - Mike
Word Count: ~250
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Beta Credit: None
Summary: As it says on the label, four tiny ficlets of three sentences, each. Written for the Three sentence fic-a-thon still going on at caramelsilver's journal.


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( Four Ficlets )

Title: Full Disclosure – Part Two of Two
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar, The West Wing
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, Jed Bartlet, Mozzie, Diana Berrigan, Theo Berrigan, Clinton Jones
Spoilers: None, other than generally well-known canon deaths for The West Wing, White Collar
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Non-canon events for The West Wing, possible timeline issues for The West Wing.
Word Count: ~3,700 this part, ~12,000 total
Beta and Cheerleading Credit: theatregirl7299, miri_thompson, coffeethyme4me, gnomi
Summary: On the day that Neal’s tracker is removed for the last time, he and his lovers go to The Four Seasons to celebrate. Peter encounters an old acquaintance and issues an invitation to Sunday brunch. An encounter, of the strangest kind ensues.

Part One – On Dreamwidth

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(  Never one to turn down an invitation to a party, Moz arrived at the Burkes' a little on the early side, hoping to get some quality time with the guest of honor. )

Title: The Magic at Moonrise
Prompt: White Collar 100 - #61 - Moon
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Elizabeth Burke (Implied P/E/N)
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: 300
Summary: It’s Halloween and there’s something in the air.

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(  There was magic in the air tonight. )

Title: Travel Well and Come Home Safe
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~7400
Beta Credit: miri_thompson, theatregirl7299
Summary: During his years in prison, his time on the anklet, Neal dreams of travel. He’s a free man now and when the opportunity to consult with the Los Angeles field office comes up, he doesn’t hesitate to accept. Getting to LA isn’t a problem, it’s getting back to New York that the issue.

A/N: Written for the Second Annual Caffrey-Burke Day, in celebration of the fourth anniversary of the airing the White Collar Pilot, otherwise known as “Snow White and Her Seven Little Men.”

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(  During his four years in prison, Neal dreamed of traveling the world: flying away at a moment’s notice, Kate at his side, Mozzie carrying the bags. They would go to London and Paris and Rome and Venice. As the years progressed, those dreams took him further afield, to the gaming palaces in Macau and Hong Kong, the glittering spires of Singapore, the pink sand beaches of the Maldives. )

Title: The Game of Life - Anarchy Edition (Paladin 'Verse)
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Neal Caffrey, Mozzie, OMC (Michael Burke, Peter's father), Peter/Elizabeth/Neal
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Mention of recreational drug use, really bad nicknames
Word Count: ~ 2000
Beta Credit: theatregirl7299 and jrosemary
Summary: Peter and his dad talk every Sunday, mostly about nothing, but sometimes things get a little out of hand. After all, this is Michael Burke, who we first met in Thanksgiving at the Burkes, his alpaca-raising, pot-smoking father.

Author’s Note: Written for the “Parents” square on my Love Bingo card.

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( At precisely eight o’clock, Sunday evening, the phone didn’t ring. Of course not, because Peter was waiting for a call scheduled for eight o’clock that never seemed to happen at that time. Sometimes the call came at 7:42, sometimes at 8:36. Or sometimes, on Monday, a little after nine. )

Title: At Night, It’s a Different World
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Elizabeth Burke, Neal Caffrey, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal
Spoilers: Vague for S4.16
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: NONE
Word Count: 400
Summary: It’s a hot night in the city, and Peter and Neal go looking for a treat.

A/N: Title from The Lovin’ Spoonful classic, Summer in the City


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(  Because it's Brooklyn and it's summer time, there are gourmet ice cream trucks on almost every block. Neal's gotten good at finding the best ones, and El tells then to bring her back a cup of blueberry sorbet. She's too comfortable to find her shoes and go with them for a walk. Satchmo's equally lazy. )

Title: Life Doesn’t Get Much Better Than This
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Written For: MMOM 2013
Prompt: Frotting
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Neal Caffrey (Peter/Elizabeth/Neal)
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Light bondage, Mild D/s, Frotting
Word Count: ~900
Summary: A continuation of the sex play set up in Gods and Demons, Elizabeth comes out of subspace and has a request of her own.

A/N: Written for my dear friend elainasaunt, who asked for “Frotting” on my MMOM prompt request post.

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(  Elizabeth was sprawled across her bed, her body throbbing. Someone was pressing gentle kisses across her shoulders, down her still-bound arms. )

Title: The Moon in its Flight
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: WingFic, Angst
Word Count: ~2200
Beta Credit: coffeethyme4me
Summary: Neal dreams of flight, of Peter and Elizabeth in the wind with him. He learns that his dreams are not impossible.

A continuation of the story that was started in The Place Where Wings Unfurl, and continued in Against the Wind. This is the fill for frith_in_thorns prompt "Flying" for run_the_con. It's also a thank-you story for doctor_fangeek, who helped me out with some factual questions in a recent fic.

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( In prison, Neal dreamed of flight. Of letting his wings unfurl and the rising thermals taking him out to sea. )

Title: Against the Wind
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: WingFic, Angst
Word Count: ~2500
Beta Credit: coffeethyme4me, jrosemary
Summary: It’s now a matter of weeks before Neal’s off the tracker for good. Peter is making it difficult for him to seek the freedom he thought he wanted for so long.

A continuation of the story (you may or may not need to read it) that was started in The Place Where Wings Unfurl, which I wrote for doctor_fangeek for Fic-Can-Ukah 2011. This is the last of the guaranteed stories for Fic-Can-Ukah 2012, and is for doctor_fangeek, who asked for “In Your Fantasies,” Peter/Elizabeth/Neal.

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(  They didn’t talk about it, ever. )

Title: The Stars are Singing
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Satchmo, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal
Spoilers: Allusion to the end of 1.14 (Out of the Box)
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~900
Beta Credit: jrosemary
Summary: Neal’s restless, it’s a difficult time of year for him. Peter and Elizabeth don’t need to say much, they just have to give him the love he so desperately needs.

A/N: Written for sinfulslasher, for Day Four of Fic-Can-Ukah, and the prompt she picked was “The Seductive Voices of the Night”, Peter/Neal or OT3. This one went more than a little angsty. Let’s consider this part of the Paladin ‘verse.

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(  Neal’s restless – he always is this time of year. It’s been five years and he expects he’ll be like this for the next five, and the five years after that.  )

Title: Thanksgiving at the Burkes
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Neal Caffrey (Peter/Elizabeth/Neal), Satchmo, OCs: Peter’s parents, reference to Peter's twin sister, Isabelle (as mentioned in Privilege). Plus a trio of alpacas – Lola, Blondie and Bruno.
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Ugly sweaters. Pie. Alpacas. Appalling nicknames.
Word Count: ~6200
Beta Credit: rabidchild67
Summary: Peter’s folks invite Neal to spend Thanksgiving with them. Peter’s not exactly sure introducing Neal to them will be a good thing.

A/N: This is, officially, the oldest WIP I have ever finished. I started writing it sometime in April, 2010, added several thousand words in the late fall of 2011, before abandoning again. If not for my lovely friend doctor_fangeek, it may well have been another year before this was finished. This one’s for you, doctor_fangeek!

Consider this part of the Paladin ‘verse, and note that Michael and Margaret Burke bear little resemblance to Peter's parents from The Wonder(ful) Years 'verse, although I love them almost as much.

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(  Peter was very hesitant about bringing Neal to Thanksgiving with his parents. Not that he thought they’d figure out that he and Elizabeth were in an emotional and sexual relationship with Neal. No – what Peter was worried about was what Neal would get up to with his folks, his father in particular. )