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Title: Simply Irresistible - The Secret History of Neal Caffrey
Author: by elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar, Kingsman (Movies)
Word Count: 7000
Characters: Neal Caffrey, Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Roxy Morton | Lancelot, Merlin (Kingsman)
Relationships: Neal Caffrey/Harry Hart | Galahad (past), Neal Caffrey/Gary "Eggsy" Unwin
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Additional Tags: Undercover, Crossover, false identities, Red Herrings, Kissing, Non-Canon Compliant to The Golden Circle, Grief, Angst, Harry Hart is Dead (still), Implied Relationships, Future Fic, This explains Neal Caffrey and his extraordinary and amazing skills, Roxy-Eggsy Friendship, honeypot mission
Series: Part 8 of The Secret History of Neal Caffrey

Summary: Merlin has a small assignment for Roxy and Eggsy after the vote to make Neal Caffrey the new Tristan. He needs them to get hold of the cell phone of one George Deschanel, a museum security expert who might be planning to rob the museums he's working for. It's a good thing George is in London for the evening.

Meanwhile, Neal Caffrey's stuck in a pub, waiting for Merlin - and the good (hopefully) news about his future with Kingsman. Merlin doesn't show, but a rather tasty young man named Eddie Upton is eager to become friends, as is Eddie's friend, Ronnie Martin. Neal's not quite sure just what game the two of them are playing, but he'll play along - just by his own rules.

Merlin hasn't had this much fun in a very long time.

On AO3: Simply Irresistible - The Secret History of Neal Caffrey

Title: Otherwise Engaged
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words – Day 7 (Prompt: Twisted)
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash RPF
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Grant Gustin, Carlos Valdes, Tom Cavanagh (all as fictional characters)
Pairings: Grant/Carlos, implied Tom/Carlos, implied Tom/Grant, Grant/Carlos/Tom
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~1100
Summary: What happens in Vancouver Stays in Vancouver. Pure smut, no plot.

Author's Notes: Written for Day of the 2017 Edition of Merry Month of Masturbation, for the prompt "Twisted", for my dearest theatregirl7299, who wanted some Tom/Carlos or Tom/Grant/Carlos, and the dirtier, the better.

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( Carlos loves that Grant is a kinky freak )

Title: Dressed to Thrill
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Barry Allen, Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne, Barry Allen/Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne, Cisco Ramon (mention)
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~5100
Beta Credit: kyele
Summary: Eobard Thawne (EoWells) and his former protégé (and now partner), Barry Allen, are spies about to go undercover to attract the attention of a wealthy businessman with very unusual tastes. Eobard takes great delight in getting his partner ready for the ball where they are going to meet their target. If such preparation involves shaving Barry with a straight-edge razor and lacing Barry into a custom-made corset, Eobard is willing to put up with such terrible hardships.

A/N: Inspired by artwork by there-goes-all-the-cotton-candy: Barry as trophy wife in a slinky dress.

And of course enabled by kyele.

Set approximately three years before You Only Kiss Twice, but you don't have to read this story to understand what happens here. It's all pretty much sex and pining and clothes porn.

Feel free to follow me at my tumblr Obscene Circus Ponies, or on my old school (and much beloved) LiveJournal account.


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( His former protégé and now partner in the intelligence agency they both work for is freshly showered and stretched out on the hotel room bed, looking like something out of a piece of 1980s art porn with his freshly tinted hair and brightly manicured nails. )

Title: A Well-Earned Punishment
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash (2014)
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne, Earth-2 Harrison Wells, Barry Allen, mention of Cisco Ramon; Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne/Barry Allen, Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne/Barry Allen/Earth-2 Harrison Wells
Spoilers: None, A/U
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~2400
Summary: Harry Wells attempts to seduce Barry Allen by pretending to be Barry's lover, Eobard Thawne. It doesn't work, of course. And of course, Eobard needs to teach Harry Wells an important lesson. A continuation of the story begun in Pleasure and Prerogative

Author's Note: A happy birthday fic for one of my oldest and dearest fandom friends, daria234.

Daria is the very first person who wrote a fic for a prompt I gave her and I do believe my first time filling a prompt was a prompt she gave me. HUGS AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

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( Eobard Thawne paces the length of the Time Vault. He's neither nervous nor impatient, rather, he's setting the scene.  )

Title: Is It Getting Hot in Here, or Is It Just Me? - Five Ficlets in the Rentboy ‘Verse
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Matthew Keller, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Vincent Adler, Mozzie, Neal/Keller, Neal/Adler, Neal/Peter, Neal/Mozzie (basically, Neal’s for sale to anyone)
Word Count: ~550
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Hints of non-consensual relationships; pointless smut of the smuttiest kind.
Beta Credit: None
Summary: Five three-sentence ficlets set in the Rentboy ‘Verse (oh, you didn’t know I had a Rentboy ‘Verse?) based on prompts off of my Season of Kink bingo card.

Author’s Note: The incredible sinfulslasher prompted me with five ideas for the top line of my Seasons of Kink bingo card. Of course, these ficlets are too short to qualify as bingo fills, but who cares?

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( Smut This Way... )



Title: Absolute Trust
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Peter/Neal
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Bondage, Sensory Deprivation, Sensation Play
Word Count: ~900
Summary: Neal and Peter rarely play hard, but when they do, their games require absolute trust.

A/N: No beta. All mistakes are mine and mine alone. Originally written for rabidchild67’s Five Acts Meme two or three rounds ago. I have no idea why I’ve never posted this here.

(  They don’t play hard too often.  )

Title: Kneel Before the King
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R – NC-17
Characters Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Philip Kramer, Clinton Jones, Diana Berrigan, OMC,
Pairings: Peter Burke/Neal Caffrey
Spoilers: Reference to the events in S3.10, 3.16
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~5900
Summary: After his tracker comes off, Neal's invited to consult with D.C. Art Crimes. Kramer, though retired now, pays Neal a most unwelcome visit. His questions create a problem for Neal, but an unexpected conversation with Peter helps resolve them.

A/N: Written for Caffrey-Burke Day. On Caffrey-Burke Day. Hence, it’s completely unbeta’d. Title from Mumford's "White Blank Page."

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(  The anklet came off. But Neal stayed. And then something terrible happened. )

Title: So They Can All Move Forward
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Neal Caffrey (P/E/N)
Spoilers: Could be deemed a tag for S3.12, Upper West Side Story
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Corporal punishment of an adult
Word Count: ~1000
Summary: Neal knows what they all need; otherwise they’ll never be able to move forward.

(  He deserved it; for all the misdirection and half-truths and lies. For manipulating Peter and Elizabeth, and all the people he thought of as his friends. )

Title: Nine Easy Pieces - A Collection of Comment Smut and Unfinished Porn
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Various - Peter/Neal, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal, Neal/Moz
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None, just various bits of prom
Word Count: ~3000
Summary: Nothing to summarize - just pornishy goodness that have been written over the past year that was either published as comment fic, or during a slashchat, or was started and never finished. ENJOY!!!!!!!

( Here be porn! )

Title: Cool Down With The Rain
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Vincent Adler, Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, fantasy Vincent/Peter, fantasy Vincent/Neal
Spoilers: Forging Bonds
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Fantasy Dub-Con, Fantasy Non-Con, Masturbation
Word Count: ~1500
Summary: Vincent Adler knows he needs to eliminate Peter Burke if all his plans are to succeed. The plans in his head don’t work out quite as he wanted them to. Or maybe, subconsciously, they did. For the Kink Bingo Square – Sexual Extortion

(  Vincent Adler sat on the terrace of his apartment in Buenos Aires, sipping a glass of wine and admiring the sunset. His exile was almost over – his plans – the ones he had been working on almost all of his life, were about to come to fruition.  )
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Title: Cool Metal
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words - Prompt 015 - Cuffs
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey (Peter/Neal)
Spoilers/Episode References: Free Fall, Forging Bonds
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: 300 Exactly
Summary: It’s really quite embarrassing for Neal. And Peter knows all about it.

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( Neal has a thing for the cuffs. )

Title: Bound
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words - Prompt 014 - Rope
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey (Peter/Neal)
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: 300 Exactly
Summary: Neal gets quiescent when he’s tied up. Peter wants to make sure he gets everything he wants.

For my dear friend sonia6349, who likes when the boys rub up against each other.

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( Peter tied the last knot and stepped back, admiring his handiwork. )

Title: Cherry Red
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words - Prompt 009 - Red
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Sara Ellis
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: 300 Exactly
Summary: Sara’s been bad, and she’s going to have to wait for her punishment. And I really need a good Sara icon.

For my friend lionessvalenti, just because she's awesome.


( “Have you been a bad girl?”  )

Title: The Scientific Method
Author:  elrhiarhodan
Rating:  NC-17
Characters/Pairing:Peter/Neal/Elizabeth, Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke
Fandom:  White Collar
Spoilers/Episode Reference:  None.
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Pain play, riding crops, bondage, blindfolds, sensation play, D/s.
Word Count: ~1400
Summary: Neal gets overly picky about the sex toys, Peter teaches him a lesson while El helps out.

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( If Neal has to pick a favorite toy in their shared box, it would have to be the riding crop. )

Title: What We Like and How We Like It (SPQR II)
Author: elrhiarhodan
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: White Collar, no spoilers
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, (Peter/Elizabeth/Neal)
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Discipline, Butt Plugs, Floggers, Crops, Massive Erections, Kissing, Oral Sex, Pain!Play (discussion of), Switch!Play. Venn Diagrams too.
Word Count: ~2500
Summary: Neal, first person POV. Among other things, Peter and Neal tell Elizabeth about their deep cover operation. El’s upset, naturally and she takes it out on Neal.

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(  We’ve never discussed certain aspects of our relationship - things just sort of fell into place. Peter is top, full stop. )