White Collar Picspam: When It Comes to The Bennett Family Legacy, Size Matters (GFSP X)

[elrhiarhodan]

Title: When It Comes to The Bennett Family Legacy, Size Matters (GFSP X)
Author: elrhiarhodan
Written For: Round Three of runthecon
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Mozzie, Neal Caffrey, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal Strongly Implied
Spoilers: Caps from 4.11 – Family Business
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Seriously, you’re worried about warnings? It’s the Giant Floating Stone Penis!
Type: Comic/Picspam - 11 pages/22 panels
Beta Credit: theatregirl7299
Summary: Mozzie and Neal get drunk and contemplate a universal question: Does Size Matter? The answer is obvious, when the Giant Floating Stone Penis is nearby, of course it does.

Author’s Note: Written for sinfulslasher's prompt "Size Doesn't Matter." Technically, Mozzie counts as the "minor character" but the mod, sinfulslasher has assured me that the Giant Floating Stone Penis is a minor character, too. However, the GFSP does not particularly care for the appellation "minor".

Many, many thanks to the generous kanarek13 for the exquisite screen caps.

Tagging tjs_whatnot with the prompt "Well, That's New"

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Comments

[fbf]

This was something I didn't know I needed in my life, so thank you.

[elrhiarhodan]

You are most welcome!

[theatregirl7299]

I need more of these in my life. They need to be a coffee table book! Love this so much and can't wait for the next installment.

Brava!!

[elrhiarhodan]

Thank you! It was a lot of fun to create and I had an awesome prompt to work with.

[tjs-whatnot.livejournal.com]

jalsdfjal;sdfjsadl;f

Are you fuckin' kidding me!!?! You want me to follow that!?!?! HOW????

That, my friend, is MAGIC!

♥

[elrhiarhodan]

Awwww, thank you!

I know what you'll do with the prompt will be incredible.

[pooh-collector.livejournal.com]

HI-LAR-I-OUS!

Poor Neal, so much to live UP to.

Thank you for this wonderful Monday pick-me-up!

[elrhiarhodan]

Yes, Neal has quite the legacy to live UP to :D

Glad to made the little bear smile.

[angelita26]

LOL! Drunken musings of our fave con duo! FANTASTIC! HILARIOUS! AWESOME! Thank you for sharing! :)

[elrhiarhodan]

{{{{{{{HUGS}}}}}}}}

Thank you! There's nothing like have a GFSP following you around to make you feel a little "inadequate".

[sinfulslasher]

I feel immensely smug and pleased with self. MADE YOU BRING OUT THE GFSP AGAIN! \o/

This was hilarious - and you picked the absolutely perfect screencaps.

♥

[elrhiarhodan]

You should! Did you give me that prompt deliberately?

And thank you for agreeing that art definitely has a place in RTC.

[sinfulslasher]

I am! (You know me. Humble to a fault. *g*) And yes, I picked this prompt deliberately - Ai iz sneakeh! - because you mentioned the GFSP in case the right prompt came along. I WAS NOT ABOVE USING MY POWERS OF BRILLIANT PROMPTING TO GET MORE GFSP!!! /capslock abuse

Ahem.

And hey, you gotta thank kanarek13 for asking - she's to blame for everything! You're a co-mod and nodded just as enthusiastically as I did. LOL

(Silly question is silly: would you prefer an artist tag? Because GFSP ain't so much writin' as artin', after all. Ya know? My OCD is twitching. *g*)

[elrhiarhodan]

Yes - there was definitely arting going on. The mighty shadow of the GFSP required much effort. So an artist tag would be appreciated!

I think yesterday might be a record for RTC - three entries in less than 12 hours!

[sinfulslasher]

Tag has been added. (Because I'm awesome.) :)

Yesterday was ridiculous. I bet Mozzie is very jealous impressed by how quickly we can run cons. *g*

[elrhiarhodan]

YOU ARE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

[sapphire2309]

Brilliant! Moz XD Love it :D

[elrhiarhodan]

Thank you so very much! I had fun with this.

[hurinhouse.livejournal.com]

Adorable!

[elrhiarhodan]

Thank you!

[bm-shipper.livejournal.com]

Hahaha... this was great :D
Very funny!
Loved it :D

[elrhiarhodan]

Thank you! It's part of a long-running series - if you're interested in the rest of them, check out the GFSP tag.

[sandy79.livejournal.com]

Oh my Boys!! I already love the original scene to pieces, but you, my dear, you took it volley and (at least) ten-folded its awesomeness. Family legacies of the rather "normal" kind can be hard to live up to, but this... poor Neal!! (hugs him tight). Thank you so much for bringing the fun back!! *tacklehugs*

[elrhiarhodan]

Thank you!

The original scene with "you said 'gay-lick'" was a classic! It's one of the best Moz-Neal moments and I thought - how much more awesome that would be with the introduction of the Giant Floating Stone Penis!

Thank you again!

[kanarek13]

AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA! Omg, love it, their expressions, heeeeeeeeee! Perfection, my friend :D Win \o/

[elrhiarhodan]

{{{{{{{{{{HUGS}}}}}}}}}}}}}

Thank you so very much!

Poor guys, Moz is so rarely intimidated (except by guys named Peter Burke) and Neal rarely feels inadequate (except when guys named Peter Burke are disappointed in him), but somehow, the Bennett Family Legacy makes them both feel so ...

small.

[maiac.livejournal.com]

Heeeeee!!!

Oh, Mozzie.... What happened to discretion?

(I kept expecting the "Legacy" to make an appearance.)

[elrhiarhodan]

Mozzie, when he's finally consumed enough alcohol to get drunk (and that would put any normal person into the hospital, you know), just can't shut up.

And take a look again at the panels of Neal, you might be surprised at what's there.

[maiac.livejournal.com]

::laughing at myself::

Too distracted by Neal's beauty to notice what was behind him!

[elrhiarhodan]

Hee!

[sherylyn]

Oh, my heck x infinity.

How did I miss this till now??

This is such absolutely, perfectly, insanely wonderful!! Seriously. I can't even... poor Neal!! LOL!!

And also, I <3 all the other comments on this -- they're *almost* as epic as the art itself ;-)