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Title: Evolution Not Fully Understood
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke (as a human), Elizabeth Burke (as a tiger), Neal Caffrey (as a seal point Siamese cat), Mozzie (human and as something completely different), Satchmo (thankfully, as a dog). Implied Peter/Elizabeth/Neal (when they're human).
Spoilers: Seriously?
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Crack
Word Count: ~700
Beta Credit: I wouldn't dare inflict this on any of my friends.
Summary: Apparently, Mozzie lost track of the second full moon that month. And he keeps experimenting with his bee pollen concoctions. It's up to Peter to take care of things.

A/N: - Although Peter is a were-lammergeyer, he transforms at the dark of the moon, not during a full moon. Title from a certain Wikipedia entry.

Also, prompted by the ever-enabling sinfulslasher. She is, as always, to blame for the utter ridiculousness of these stories.

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(  Peter scrubbed his face, stared at the mammal asleep on the sofa and wished he could ask his wife for some guidance. )

Title: A Friend To Predators
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Mozzie, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Neal Caffrey
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Crack
Word Count: ~400
Beta Credit: None
Summary: Neal frequently turns into a seal point Siamese. At the full moon, Peter becomes a bone-eating vulture. Whenever she wants, Elizabeth transforms into a tiger – the big furry kind with teeth and claws. So, what does Mozzie become?

A/N: Thank you again to my enabler-in-chief, sinfulslasher, who sent me the GIF at the bottom of the story with a single word in the subject line: "Mozzie?" And thanks to her, this is only of many stories to come in the new 'verse, "The On-Going Adventures of the White Collar Were-Creatures".

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(  It wasn't fair, damn it! )