elrhiarhodan: (Tim and Matt BW Season 2)
Title: What's Past is Present
Author: [personal profile] elrhiarhodan / [tumblr.com profile] elrhiarhodan / [archiveofourown.org profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar, Kingsman (Movies)
Rating: Mature
Characters: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, June Ellington, Mozzie, Elizabeth Burke, Sachmo, Bugsy; Harry Hart, Eggsy Unwin, Merlin
Pairings: Neal Caffrey/Peter Burke, Peter Burke/Elizabeth Burke, Harry Hart/Eggsy Unwin, Harry Hart/Neal Caffrey (past)
Word Count: ~18,500
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Canon Levels of Violence
Summary: Set in a universe where Season 6 of White Collar didn't happen, Peter asks Neal - now a year or so off of the anklet - for some help with a art theft case. Ironically, it's antiquities from the Mosul Museum, which had been sacked by ISIL in 2015, that are being sold by a gallery on Park Avenue. Neal's eager to assist, at least until he sees the buyer's name. It's one he's unfortunately familiar with - Henry DeVere.

Harry Hart and his new husband, Eggsy, had their honeymoon in Italy rather rudely disrupted when an old target resurfaces in New York City.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt, or, don't blackmail spies. They really don't like that sort of thing.

Author’s Note: I started writing this in 2018, as a Chocolate Box treat, but set it aside when I got stuck (when my characters started behaving badly). I found it last week and realized that they were behaving badly and going all out of character because I wasn't being very nice to them. They just needed a little kindness to get them back on track.

Like many of my White Collar stories, it's based upon something I read in the New York Times. In this case, it's about the New York District Attorney's aggressive prosecution of the sale and possession of looted and stolen art. You can read the article here.


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What's Past Is Present - Read on AO3
elrhiarhodan: (Neal - S3.5 Promo)
Title: All the Secrets Revealed (The Secret History of Neal Caffrey, Part Five)
Author: [personal profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar, Kingsman: The Secret Service
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Harry Hart (Kingsman) Neal Caffrey (White Collar), Merlin (Kingsman), Mozzie (White Collar); Harry/Neal
Word Count: ~2600
Spoilers: White Collar - None - Pre-Series, Spoilers for Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015) - None - Pre-Movie
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Beta Credit: None
Summary: Neal enjoys spending time with Harry Devere, a man who probably has more secrets that Neal, himself, does.

What he doesn't know is that Harry, with the help of Kingman's resident wizard, has uncovered all of Neal's secrets. All of them.


Author's Notes: A belated birthday present for my dearest friend, [personal profile] buefo.

Unbeta'd and un-Britpicked (but London geography is based on personal experience)


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Neal relaxes against the soft sheets and gives his cock a lazy stroke. It's not that he isn't in the mood for a wank, it's just that the wank feels a little … much.  )
elrhiarhodan: (Wonderful Years - Peter-Neal)
Title: We Followed an Unlikely Star
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Original Characters, Peter/Neal
Word Count: ~4000
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Mention of death of non-canon characters, non-canon death of canon characters, reference to attempted sexual assault of a minor
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher
Summary: Peter and Neal, after nearly thirty years together, finally tie the knot. But they could not have gotten to this moment without remembering the ones who gave them the strength to love.

Author’s Note: Written for [livejournal.com profile] pooh_collector, for the first night of Fic-Can-Ukah 2016, for the prompt "On the Eve of the Wedding". Please keep a full box of tissues handy.

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“And now, by the power vested in me by the State of New York, I now pronounce you married. Go ahead, kiss each other already.” Mozzie, naturally, couldn't help but conclude the ceremony with the tiniest bit of snark. )
elrhiarhodan: (S3 Promo - Peter - Neal Standing)
Title: Dreamers With Empty Hands
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Elizabeth Mitchell (Burke), Mozzie, Neal Caffrey; Peter Burke/Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth/Mozzie
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~4000
Beta Credit: None
Summary: Peter and Neal meet cute at Elizabeth and Mozzie's wedding.

A/N: Written for the fifth edition of Caffrey-Burke Day, celebrating the seventh anniversary of the premier of White Collar (October 23, 2009). Also, a fill for the prompt left for my by [livejournal.com profile] buefo (@archivistsrock on tumblr) – "Two Miserable People Meeting at a Wedding AU".

Title from the Billie Holiday classic, Autumn in New York - "Dreamers with empty hands, may sigh for exotic lands/It's autumn in New York, it's good to live it again".

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Peter isn't much of a fan of weddings. )
elrhiarhodan: (S4 Promo Mozzie - Machiavellian Pupper M)
Seven Not-So-Secret Homes of Secret Societies

We've got Skull and Bones Tomb at Yale (New Haven, CT), The Bilderberg Club: Hotel de Bilderberg (Oosterbeek, Netherlands), Scientology's Trementina Base (Trementina, NM), The Illuminati: Domus Sanctae Marthae (Vatican City, The Vatican State), Ordo Templi Orientis: Bay Area Thelemic Temple (Oakland, CA), Priory of Sion: Bibliothèque Nationale de France (Paris, France), Rosicrucianism: Rosicrucian Park (San Jose, CA).

How many of these have you heard of? (I knew of five out of seven, but then, I'm not a conspiracy nut, like our beloved Mozzie).
elrhiarhodan: (S3 Promo - Peter Neal)
Title: The Best Laid Plans – Part Two of Two
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, June Ellington, Clinton Jones, Reese Hughes, reference to Mozzie, reference to Diana Berrigan, reference to Lauren Cruz; Peter Burke/Neal Caffrey
Word Count: ~11,000
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: BDSM, Consensual Impact Play
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher
Summary: Neal Caffrey, newly minted FBI agent, has been assigned to the New York field office and the White Collar division, but before he starts work, he needs a night for himself. A night to break out the leather and go hunting for the man he'd met six months earlier, the man who'd given him the best sex of his life.

Part One

Author’s Note: Written for [livejournal.com profile] cookielaura for Round Four of the [livejournal.com profile] wcpairings fic exchange. My recipient wanted Peter/Neal and likes BDSM. I hope this fits her bill! The scenes in the early part of this story were inspired by the short film, Interior: Leather Bar, which reimagines the filming of the mythical "lost" X-rated scenes from the 1980 Al Pacino film, Cruising.

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Text from Reese Hughes, 8:43 AM, Monday: New probie coming in today. )
elrhiarhodan: (S3 Promo - Peter Neal)
Title: The Best Laid Plans – Part One of Two
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, June Ellington, Clinton Jones, Reese Hughes, reference to Mozzie, reference to Diana Berrigan, reference to Lauren Cruz; Peter Burke/Neal Caffrey
Word Count: ~11,000
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: BDSM, Consensual Impact Play
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher
Summary: Neal Caffrey, newly minted FBI agent, has been assigned to the New York field office and the White Collar division, but before he starts work, he needs a night for himself. A night to break out the leather and go hunting for the man he'd met six months earlier, the man who'd given him the best sex of his life.

Author’s Note: Written for [livejournal.com profile] cookielaura for Round Four of the [livejournal.com profile] wcpairings fic exchange. My recipient wanted Peter/Neal and likes BDSM. I hope this fits her bill! The scenes in the early part of this story were inspired by the short film, Interior: Leather Bar, which reimagines the filming of the mythical "lost" X-rated scenes from the 1980 Al Pacino film, Cruising.

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Despite the prestige in the assignment, Neal wasn’t all that pleased to be posted to the field office in New York. He’d wanted to be back in D.C., where he could keep focused on his mission – to climb the ladder at the FBI. New York City, the capital of the world, the Big Apple, was filled with all sorts of distractions. )
elrhiarhodan: (Neal - Giant Floating Stone Penis)
Title: When It Comes to The Bennett Family Legacy, Size Matters (GFSP X)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Written For: Round Three of [livejournal.com profile] runthecon
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Mozzie, Neal Caffrey, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal Strongly Implied
Spoilers: Caps from 4.11 – Family Business
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Seriously, you’re worried about warnings? It’s the Giant Floating Stone Penis!
Type: Comic/Picspam - 11 pages/22 panels
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299
Summary: Mozzie and Neal get drunk and contemplate a universal question: Does Size Matter? The answer is obvious, when the Giant Floating Stone Penis is nearby, of course it does.

Author’s Note: Written for [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher's prompt "Size Doesn't Matter." Technically, Mozzie counts as the "minor character" but the mod, [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher has assured me that the Giant Floating Stone Penis is a minor character, too. However, the GFSP does not particularly care for the appellation "minor".

Many, many thanks to the generous [livejournal.com profile] kanarek13 for the exquisite screen caps.

Tagging [livejournal.com profile] tjs_whatnot with the prompt "Well, That's New"

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When it Comes to the Bennett Family Legacy, Size Does Matter )
elrhiarhodan: (Peter - It Must Be Now)
Title: It Must Be Now - Master Post
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] treonb / Art Post
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, David Siegel, Diana Berrigan, Theodore "Mozzie" Winters, Theo Berrigan, Sara Ellis, Clinton Jones, Matthew Keller; Peter/Elizabeth (Past), Peter/Neal (Past), Neal/Keller (Past), Peter/Neal
Word Count: ~60,000
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Major Character Illness
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] pooh_collector, [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher
Summary: In this alternate universe, the story opens as Peter and Elizabeth's marriage ends. Peter tries to move into a new life, but finds himself haunted by his past - a relationship with Neal Caffrey when they were both students at Harvard - and a future that might come to an end far too soon.

Author’s Note: Many, many thanks to my alpha readers [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299 and [livejournal.com profile] miri_thompson, who provided an endless bounty of encouragement.

Even more thanks to my wonderful and talented artist, [livejournal.com profile] treonb, who created the beautiful and evocative promo video.

Title from the Annie Lennox Song "Oh God (Prayer)", which TreonB used in the vid.

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( It Must Be Now - Part One )
( It Must Be Now - Part Two )
( It Must Be Now - Part Three )
( It Must Be Now - Part Four )
( It Must Be Now - Part Five )
( It Must Be Now - Part Six )
( It Must Be Now - Part Seven )
elrhiarhodan: (Peter - It Must Be Now)
Title: It Must Be Now - Part Seven-B of Seven
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] treonb / Art Post
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, David Siegel, Diana Berrigan, Theodore "Mozzie" Winters, Theo Berrigan, Sara Ellis, Clinton Jones, Matthew Keller; Peter/Elizabeth (Past), Peter/Neal (Past), Neal/Keller (Past), Peter/Neal
Word Count: ~60,000
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Major Character Illness
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] pooh_collector, [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher
Summary: In this alternate universe, the story opens as Peter and Elizabeth's marriage ends. Peter tries to move into a new life, but finds himself haunted by his past - a relationship with Neal Caffrey when they were both students at Harvard - and a future that might come to an end far too soon.

Author’s Note: Many, many thanks to my alpha readers [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299 and [livejournal.com profile] miri_thompson, who provided an endless bounty of encouragement.

Even more thanks to my wonderful and talented artist, [livejournal.com profile] treonb, who created the beautiful and evocative promo video.

Title from the Annie Lennox Song "Oh God (Prayer)", which TreonB used in the vid.

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It Must Be Now - Part Seven-B )
elrhiarhodan: (Peter - It Must Be Now)
Title: It Must Be Now - Part Seven-A of Seven
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] treonb / Art Post
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, David Siegel, Diana Berrigan, Theodore "Mozzie" Winters, Theo Berrigan, Sara Ellis, Clinton Jones, Matthew Keller; Peter/Elizabeth (Past), Peter/Neal (Past), Neal/Keller (Past), Peter/Neal
Word Count: ~60,000
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Major Character Illness
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] pooh_collector, [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher
Summary: In this alternate universe, the story opens as Peter and Elizabeth's marriage ends. Peter tries to move into a new life, but finds himself haunted by his past - a relationship with Neal Caffrey when they were both students at Harvard - and a future that might come to an end far too soon.

Author’s Note: Many, many thanks to my alpha readers [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299 and [livejournal.com profile] miri_thompson, who provided an endless bounty of encouragement.

Even more thanks to my wonderful and talented artist, [livejournal.com profile] treonb, who created the beautiful and evocative promo video.

Title from the Annie Lennox Song "Oh God (Prayer)", which TreonB used in the vid.

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It Must Be Now - Part Seven-A )
elrhiarhodan: (Peter - It Must Be Now)
Title: It Must Be Now - Part Six of Seven
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] treonb / Art Post
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, David Siegel, Diana Berrigan, Theodore "Mozzie" Winters, Theo Berrigan, Sara Ellis, Clinton Jones, Matthew Keller; Peter/Elizabeth (Past), Peter/Neal (Past), Neal/Keller (Past), Peter/Neal
Word Count: ~60,000
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Major Character Illness
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] pooh_collector, [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher
Summary: In this alternate universe, the story opens as Peter and Elizabeth's marriage ends. Peter tries to move into a new life, but finds himself haunted by his past - a relationship with Neal Caffrey when they were both students at Harvard - and a future that might come to an end far too soon.

Author’s Note: Many, many thanks to my alpha readers [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299 and [livejournal.com profile] miri_thompson, who provided an endless bounty of encouragement.

Even more thanks to my wonderful and talented artist, [livejournal.com profile] treonb, who created the beautiful and evocative promo video.

Title from the Annie Lennox Song "Oh God (Prayer)", which TreonB used in the vid.

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It Must Be Now - Part Six )
elrhiarhodan: (Peter - It Must Be Now)
Title: It Must Be Now - Part Five of Seven
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] treonb / Art Post
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, David Siegel, Diana Berrigan, Theodore "Mozzie" Winters, Theo Berrigan, Sara Ellis, Clinton Jones, Matthew Keller; Peter/Elizabeth (Past), Peter/Neal (Past), Neal/Keller (Past), Peter/Neal
Word Count: ~60,000
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Major Character Illness
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] pooh_collector, [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher
Summary: In this alternate universe, the story opens as Peter and Elizabeth's marriage ends. Peter tries to move into a new life, but finds himself haunted by his past - a relationship with Neal Caffrey when they were both students at Harvard - and a future that might come to an end far too soon.

Author’s Note: Many, many thanks to my alpha readers [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299 and [livejournal.com profile] miri_thompson, who provided an endless bounty of encouragement.

Even more thanks to my wonderful and talented artist, [livejournal.com profile] treonb, who created the beautiful and evocative promo video.

Title from the Annie Lennox Song "Oh God (Prayer)", which TreonB used in the vid.

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It Must Be Now - Part Five )
elrhiarhodan: (Peter - It Must Be Now)
Title: It Must Be Now - Part Four of Seven
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] treonb / Art Post
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, David Siegel, Diana Berrigan, Theodore "Mozzie" Winters, Theo Berrigan, Sara Ellis, Clinton Jones, Matthew Keller; Peter/Elizabeth (Past), Peter/Neal (Past), Neal/Keller (Past), Peter/Neal
Word Count: ~60,000
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Major Character Illness
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] pooh_collector, [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher
Summary: In this alternate universe, the story opens as Peter and Elizabeth's marriage ends. Peter tries to move into a new life, but finds himself haunted by his past - a relationship with Neal Caffrey when they were both students at Harvard - and a future that might come to an end far too soon.

Author’s Note: Many, many thanks to my alpha readers [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299 and [livejournal.com profile] miri_thompson, who provided an endless bounty of encouragement.

Even more thanks to my wonderful and talented artist, [livejournal.com profile] treonb, who created the beautiful and evocative promo video.

Title from the Annie Lennox Song "Oh God (Prayer)", which TreonB used in the vid.

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It Must Be Now - Part Four )
elrhiarhodan: (Peter - It Must Be Now)
Title: It Must Be Now - Part Three of Seven
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] treonb / Art Post
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, David Siegel, Diana Berrigan, Theodore "Mozzie" Winters, Theo Berrigan, Sara Ellis, Clinton Jones, Matthew Keller; Peter/Elizabeth (Past), Peter/Neal (Past), Neal/Keller (Past), Peter/Neal
Word Count: ~60,000
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Major Character Illness
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] pooh_collector, [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher
Summary: In this alternate universe, the story opens as Peter and Elizabeth's marriage ends. Peter tries to move into a new life, but finds himself haunted by his past - a relationship with Neal Caffrey when they were both students at Harvard - and a future that might come to an end far too soon.

Author’s Note: Many, many thanks to my alpha readers [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299 and [livejournal.com profile] miri_thompson, who provided an endless bounty of encouragement.

Even more thanks to my wonderful and talented artist, [livejournal.com profile] treonb, who created the beautiful and evocative promo video.

Title from the Annie Lennox Song "Oh God (Prayer)", which TreonB used in the vid.

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It Must Be Now - Part Three )
elrhiarhodan: (Peter - It Must Be Now)
Title: It Must Be Now - Part Two-B of Seven
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] treonb / Art Post
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, David Siegel, Diana Berrigan, Theodore "Mozzie" Winters, Theo Berrigan, Sara Ellis, Clinton Jones, Matthew Keller; Peter/Elizabeth (Past), Peter/Neal (Past), Neal/Keller (Past), Peter/Neal
Word Count: ~60,000 Total
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Major Character Illness
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] pooh_collector, [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher
Summary: In this alternate universe, the story opens as Peter and Elizabeth's marriage ends. Peter tries to move into a new life, but finds himself haunted by his past - a relationship with Neal Caffrey when they were both students at Harvard - and a future that might come to an end far too soon.

Note for Part Two – Because of LJ's entry size limitations, Part Two is in two parts. This is the second of two parts for today's chapter.

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It Must Be Now - Part Two-B )
elrhiarhodan: (Peter - It Must Be Now)
Title: It Must Be Now - Part Two-A of Seven
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] treonb / Art Post
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R (Chapter Two - NC-17)
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, David Siegel, Diana Berrigan, Theodore "Mozzie" Winters, Theo Berrigan, Sara Ellis, Clinton Jones, Matthew Keller; Peter/Elizabeth (Past), Peter/Neal (Past), Neal/Keller (Past), Peter/Neal
Word Count: ~60,000 Total
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Major Character Illness
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] pooh_collector, [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher
Summary: In this alternate universe, the story opens as Peter and Elizabeth's marriage ends. Peter tries to move into a new life, but finds himself haunted by his past - a relationship with Neal Caffrey when they were both students at Harvard - and a future that might come to an end far too soon.

Author’s Note: Many, many thanks to my alpha readers [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299 and [livejournal.com profile] miri_thompson, who provided an endless bounty of encouragement.

Even more thanks to my wonderful and talented artist, [livejournal.com profile] treonb, who created the beautiful and evocative promo video.

Title from the Annie Lennox Song "Oh God (Prayer)", which TreonB used in the vid.

Note for Part Two – Because of LJ's entry size limitations, Part Two is in two parts. The link at the end of this entry will take you to the conclusion of this chapter.

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It Must Be Now - Part Two-A )
elrhiarhodan: (Peter - It Must Be Now)
Title: It Must Be Now - Part One of Seven
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] treonb / Art Post
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, David Siegel, Diana Berrigan, Theodore "Mozzie" Winters, Theo Berrigan, Sara Ellis, Clinton Jones, Matthew Keller; Peter/Elizabeth (Past), Peter/Neal (Past), Neal/Keller (Past), Peter/Neal
Word Count: ~60,000
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Major Character Illness
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] pooh_collector, [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher
Summary: In this alternate universe, the story opens as Peter and Elizabeth's marriage ends. Peter tries to move into a new life, but finds himself haunted by his past - a relationship with Neal Caffrey when they were both students at Harvard - and a future that might come to an end far too soon.

Author’s Note: Many, many thanks to my alpha readers [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299 and [livejournal.com profile] miri_thompson, who provided an endless bounty of encouragement.

Even more thanks to my wonderful and talented artist, [livejournal.com profile] treonb, who created the beautiful and evocative promo video.

Title from the Annie Lennox Song "Oh God (Prayer)", which TreonB used in the vid.

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It Must Be Now - Part One )
elrhiarhodan: (Torch Song RBB2)
Title: Torch Song – Master Post
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] kaylashay
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, June Ellington, Clinton Jones, Diana Berrigan, Elizabeth Mitchell, Mozzie, Julian Larsen, Garrett Fowler, Reese Hughes, Kyle Bancroft, Evan Leary, Chloe Woods, Amanda Callaway, Phillip Kramer; Peter/Neal, Elizabeth/Mozzie
Word Count: ~56,000
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Expressions of homophobia, transphobia, past reference to a physically and emotionally abusive relationship.
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher, who, once again, was absolutely heroic in her work on this epic. Also, deepest thanks to my good friends and constant cheerleaders, [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299 and [livejournal.com profile] miri_thompson, whose endless encouragement helped me every step of the way.

Summary: An alternate universe partially based on the characters and location in "Upper West Side Story", but with a twist - of the "Victor/Victoria" kind. Neal Caffrey teaches European History, but has an interesting and potentially career-damaging gig at his godmother's nightclub. Enter Peter Burke, talent agent and an old friend of June's, who plays the fairy godmother role to the hilt.

Author’s Note: My deepest thanks to my artist, [livejournal.com profile] kaylashay, for being so patient with me. Her artwork inspired me with what I thought was a simple idea, but nothing, lately, is ever simple. I had so much fun writing this, I hope it lives up to the beautiful art she created.



Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
Part Five
Part Six
Part Seven


Additional Author's Notes – Highly Spoilerly – Please Read After Finishing Fic )
elrhiarhodan: (Torch Song RBB2)
Title: Torch Song – Part Seven of Seven
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] kaylashay
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, June Ellington, Clinton Jones, Diana Berrigan, Elizabeth Mitchell, Mozzie, Julian Larsen, Garrett Fowler, Reese Hughes, Kyle Bancroft, Evan Leary, Chloe Woods, Amanda Callaway, Phillip Kramer; Peter/Neal, Elizabeth/Mozzie
Word Count: ~56,000
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Expressions of homophobia, transphobia, past reference to a physically and emotionally abusive relationship. Please see more extensive notes in the Master Post on my Journal.
Summary: An alternate universe partially based on the characters and location in "Upper West Side Story", but with a twist - of the "Victor/Victoria" kind. Neal Caffrey teaches European History, but has an interesting and potentially career-damaging gig at his godmother's nightclub. Enter Peter Burke, talent agent and an old friend of June's, who plays the fairy godmother role to the hilt.

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“Neal?” Elizabeth nudged him. “Earth to Neal. Come in, Neal.”  )
elrhiarhodan: (Torch Song RBB2)
Title: Torch Song – Part Six of Seven
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] kaylashay
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, June Ellington, Clinton Jones, Diana Berrigan, Elizabeth Mitchell, Mozzie, Julian Larsen, Garrett Fowler, Reese Hughes, Kyle Bancroft, Evan Leary, Chloe Woods, Amanda Callaway, Phillip Kramer; Peter/Neal, Elizabeth/Mozzie
Word Count: ~56,000
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Expressions of homophobia, transphobia, past reference to a physically and emotionally abusive relationship. Please see more extensive notes in the Master Post on my Journal.
Summary: An alternate universe partially based on the characters and location in "Upper West Side Story", but with a twist - of the "Victor/Victoria" kind. Neal Caffrey teaches European History, but has an interesting and potentially career-damaging gig at his godmother's nightclub. Enter Peter Burke, talent agent and an old friend of June's, who plays the fairy godmother role to the hilt.

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Monday morning brought too many regrets. )
elrhiarhodan: (Torch Song RBB2)
Title: Torch Song – Part Five of Seven
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] kaylashay
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, June Ellington, Clinton Jones, Diana Berrigan, Elizabeth Mitchell, Mozzie, Julian Larsen, Garrett Fowler, Reese Hughes, Kyle Bancroft, Evan Leary, Chloe Woods, Amanda Callaway, Phillip Kramer; Peter/Neal, Elizabeth/Mozzie
Word Count: ~56,000
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Expressions of homophobia, transphobia, past reference to a physically and emotionally abusive relationship. Please see more extensive notes in the Master Post on my Journal.
Summary: An alternate universe partially based on the characters and location in "Upper West Side Story", but with a twist - of the "Victor/Victoria" kind. Neal Caffrey teaches European History, but has an interesting and potentially career-damaging gig at his godmother's nightclub. Enter Peter Burke, talent agent and an old friend of June's, who plays the fairy godmother role to the hilt.

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Sunday morning, Peter watched from behind the cameras as Neal fielded pre-interview questions from Helen Anderson, a hard-hitting journalist who'd recently made the move from print to media. )
elrhiarhodan: (Torch Song RBB2)
Title: Torch Song – Part Four of Seven
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] kaylashay
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, June Ellington, Clinton Jones, Diana Berrigan, Elizabeth Mitchell, Mozzie, Julian Larsen, Garrett Fowler, Reese Hughes, Kyle Bancroft, Evan Leary, Chloe Woods, Amanda Callaway, Phillip Kramer; Peter/Neal, Elizabeth/Mozzie
Word Count: ~56,000
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Expressions of homophobia, transphobia, past reference to a physically and emotionally abusive relationship. Please see more extensive notes in the Master Post on my Journal.
Summary: An alternate universe partially based on the characters and location in "Upper West Side Story", but with a twist - of the "Victor/Victoria" kind. Neal Caffrey teaches European History, but has an interesting and potentially career-damaging gig at his godmother's nightclub. Enter Peter Burke, talent agent and an old friend of June's, who plays the fairy godmother role to the hilt.

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Although it was Friday, it wasn't the thirteenth, but the day seemed cursed.  )
elrhiarhodan: (Torch Song RBB2)
Title: Torch Song – Part Three of Seven
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] kaylashay
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, June Ellington, Clinton Jones, Diana Berrigan, Elizabeth Mitchell, Mozzie, Julian Larsen, Garrett Fowler, Reese Hughes, Kyle Bancroft, Evan Leary, Chloe Woods, Amanda Callaway, Phillip Kramer; Peter/Neal, Elizabeth/Mozzie
Word Count: ~56,000
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Expressions of homophobia, transphobia, past reference to a physically and emotionally abusive relationship. Please see more extensive notes in the Master Post on my Journal.
Summary: An alternate universe partially based on the characters and location in "Upper West Side Story", but with a twist - of the "Victor/Victoria" kind. Neal Caffrey teaches European History, but has an interesting and potentially career-damaging gig at his godmother's nightclub. Enter Peter Burke, talent agent and an old friend of June's, who plays the fairy godmother role to the hilt.

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Peter sipped his third cup of coffee and gave a final look through the internship applications. He still had a half-hour to kill before meeting Neal at the park, and he might as well get some work done. He needed to focus on something other than the memory of kissing Neal.  )
elrhiarhodan: (Torch Song RBB2)
Title: Torch Song – Part Two of Seven
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] kaylashay
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, June Ellington, Clinton Jones, Diana Berrigan, Elizabeth Mitchell, Mozzie, Julian Larsen, Garrett Fowler, Reese Hughes, Kyle Bancroft, Evan Leary, Chloe Woods, Amanda Callaway, Phillip Kramer; Peter/Neal, Elizabeth/Mozzie
Word Count: ~56,000
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Expressions of homophobia, transphobia, past reference to a physically and emotionally abusive relationship. Please see more extensive notes in the Master Post on my Journal.
Summary: An alternate universe partially based on the characters and location in "Upper West Side Story", but with a twist - of the "Victor/Victoria" kind. Neal Caffrey teaches European History, but has an interesting and potentially career-damaging gig at his godmother's nightclub. Enter Peter Burke, talent agent and an old friend of June's, who plays the fairy godmother role to the hilt.

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By the time Thursday rolled around, Peter wished he had an ordinary job and an ordinary life. Maybe an accountant, a number cruncher who went home after an eight hour day, had a dog, a husband, a few kids and a big house in the suburbs. )
elrhiarhodan: (Torch Song RBB2)
Title: Torch Song – Part One of Seven
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] kaylashay
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, June Ellington, Clinton Jones, Diana Berrigan, Elizabeth Mitchell, Mozzie, Julian Larsen, Garrett Fowler, Reese Hughes, Kyle Bancroft, Evan Leary, Chloe Woods, Amanda Callaway, Phillip Kramer; Peter/Neal, Elizabeth/Mozzie
Word Count: ~56,000
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Expressions of homophobia, transphobia, past reference to a physically and emotionally abusive relationship. Please see more extensive notes in the Master Post on my Journal.
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher, who, once again, was absolutely heroic in her work on this epic. Also, deepest thanks to my good friends and constant cheerleaders, [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299 and [livejournal.com profile] miri_thompson, whose endless encouragement helped me every step of the way.

Summary: An alternate universe partially based on the characters and location in "Upper West Side Story", but with a twist - of the "Victor/Victoria" kind. Neal Caffrey teaches European History, but has an interesting and potentially career-damaging gig at his godmother's nightclub. Enter Peter Burke, talent agent and an old friend of June's, who plays the fairy godmother role to the hilt.

Author’s Note: My deepest thanks to my artist, [livejournal.com profile] kaylashay, for being so patient with me. Her artwork inspired me with what I thought was a simple idea, but nothing, lately, is ever simple. I had so much fun writing this, I hope it lives up to the beautiful art she created.



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Tonight was a night that he should have been on his way home. After the week he'd had, he deserved an evening with no activity more strenuous than propping his feet up on an ottoman before a fire crackling in the hearth, with a glass of wine or a bottle of beer close at hand.  )
elrhiarhodan: (Return and Rebuild)
Title: Return and Rebuild the Desolate Places – Epilogue
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, Mozzie, Reese Hughes, Clinton Jones, Diana Berrigan, Olivia Benson (L&O: SVU), Section Chief Bruce (McKinsey) Original Characters
Spoilers: White Collar, all of Season 5; no specific spoilers for L&O: SVU, but set in Season 15. No spoilers for Season 6, A/U from S5 finale forward.
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Kidnapping, torture (off-camera), rape (off-camera),
Word Count: This chapter – ~ 1400 / ~90,000
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher
Story Summary: Six months after Neal disappears, Peter still has no answers and his decision not to go to Washington has had significant repercussions for both his career and his marriage.
Chapter Summary: Happiness is not so elusive, not when you have your family around you.

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Previous Chapters: Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five | Chapter Six | Chapter Seven | Chapter Eight | Chapter Nine | Chapter Ten | Chapter Eleven | Chapter Twelve | Chapter Thirteen | Chapter Fourteen | Chapter Fifteen | Chapter Sixteen | Chapter Seventeen | Chapter Eighteen | Chapter Nineteen | Chapter Twenty | Chapter Twenty-One | Chapter Twenty-Two | Chapter Twenty-Three | Chapter Twenty-Four | Chapter Twenty-Five | Chapter Twenty-Six | Chapter Twenty-Seven | Chapter Twenty-Eight | Chapter Twenty-Nine | Chapter Thirty

A/N: Title from Alan Hovhaness’ wind concerto, which takes it from the Old Testament.


Art by [livejournal.com profile] kanarek13


Sometime in Early August – A Tuesday Evening, Two Years in the Future  )
elrhiarhodan: (Return and Rebuild)
Title: Return and Rebuild the Desolate Places – Chapter Thirty of Thirty
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, Mozzie, Reese Hughes, Clinton Jones, Diana Berrigan, Olivia Benson (L&O: SVU), Section Chief Bruce (McKinsey) Original Characters
Spoilers: White Collar, all of Season 5; no specific spoilers for L&O: SVU, but set in Season 15. No spoilers for Season 6, A/U from S5 finale forward.
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Kidnapping, torture (off-camera), rape (off-camera),
Word Count: This chapter – ~8,600 / ~90,000
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher
Story Summary: Six months after Neal disappears, Peter still has no answers and his decision not to go to Washington has had significant repercussions for both his career and his marriage.
Chapter Summary: Neal finds the courage he needs to leave the safety of his apartment. He has to go see Peter, but when he arrives at the FBI Building, he's greeted with some unexpected news. And when he finally does talk with Peter, he gets the shock of his life.

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Previous Chapters: Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five | Chapter Six | Chapter Seven | Chapter Eight | Chapter Nine | Chapter Ten | Chapter Eleven | Chapter Twelve | Chapter Thirteen | Chapter Fourteen | Chapter Fifteen | Chapter Sixteen | Chapter Seventeen | Chapter Eighteen | Chapter Nineteen | Chapter Twenty | Chapter Twenty-One | Chapter Twenty-Two | Chapter Twenty-Three | Chapter Twenty-Four | Chapter Twenty-Five | Chapter Twenty-Six | Chapter Twenty-Seven | Chapter Twenty-Eight | Chapter Twenty-Nine

A/N: Title from Alan Hovhaness’ wind concerto, which takes it from the Old Testament.


Art by [livejournal.com profile] kanarek13


Sometime in Late April – Wednesday Afternoon )
elrhiarhodan: (Return and Rebuild)
Title: Return and Rebuild the Desolate Places – Chapter Twenty-Nine
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, Mozzie, Reese Hughes, Clinton Jones, Diana Berrigan, Olivia Benson (L&O: SVU), Section Chief Bruce (McKinsey) Original Characters
Spoilers: White Collar, all of Season 5; no specific spoilers for L&O: SVU, but set in Season 15. No spoilers for Season 6, A/U from S5 finale forward.
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Kidnapping, torture (off-camera), rape (off-camera),
Word Count: This chapter – ~6900 / ~90,000
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher
Story Summary: Six months after Neal disappears, Peter still has no answers and his decision not to go to Washington has had significant repercussions for both his career and his marriage.
Chapter Summary: Time doesn't stand still, but three months after Neal comes home from the hospital, he finds that he can't move on. Peter's there to help him every step of the way, but Neal wonders why.

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Previous Chapters: Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five | Chapter Six | Chapter Seven | Chapter Eight | Chapter Nine | Chapter Ten | Chapter Eleven | Chapter Twelve | Chapter Thirteen | Chapter Fourteen | Chapter Fifteen | Chapter Sixteen | Chapter Seventeen | Chapter Eighteen | Chapter Nineteen | Chapter Twenty | Chapter Twenty-One | Chapter Twenty-Two | Chapter Twenty-Three | Chapter Twenty-Four | Chapter Twenty-Five | Chapter Twenty-Six | Chapter Twenty-Seven | Chapter Twenty-Eight


A/N: Title from Alan Hovhaness’ wind concerto, which takes it from the Old Testament. New chapters will be posted to my LJ every Thursday and to the relevant communities on Fridays.


Art by [livejournal.com profile] kanarek13


Sometime in Late April – Friday Afternoon )
elrhiarhodan: (Return and Rebuild)
Title: Return and Rebuild the Desolate Places – Chapter Twenty-Eight
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, Mozzie, Reese Hughes, Clinton Jones, Diana Berrigan, Olivia Benson (L&O: SVU), Section Chief Bruce (McKinsey) Original Characters
Spoilers: White Collar, all of Season 5; no specific spoilers for L&O: SVU, but set in Season 15. No spoilers for Season 6, A/U from S5 finale forward.
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Kidnapping, torture (off-camera), rape (off-camera)
Word Count: This chapter – ~3200/ ~90,000
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher
Story Summary: Six months after Neal disappears, Peter still has no answers and his decision not to go to Washington has had significant repercussions for both his career and his marriage.
Chapter Summary: Peter goes to see Neal, and Neal surprises him. Mozzie, though, is angry.

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Previous Chapters: Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five | Chapter Six | Chapter Seven | Chapter Eight | Chapter Nine | Chapter Ten | Chapter Eleven | Chapter Twelve | Chapter Thirteen | Chapter Fourteen | Chapter Fifteen | Chapter Sixteen | Chapter Seventeen | Chapter Eighteen | Chapter Nineteen | Chapter Twenty | Chapter Twenty-One | Chapter Twenty-Two | Chapter Twenty-Three | Chapter Twenty-Four | Chapter Twenty-Five | Chapter Twenty-Six | Chapter Twenty-Seven

A/N: Title from Alan Hovhaness’ wind concerto, which takes it from the Old Testament. New chapters will be posted to my LJ every Thursday and to the relevant communities on Fridays.


Art by [livejournal.com profile] kanarek13


Sometime in Late January - Saturday Afternoon  )
elrhiarhodan: (Return and Rebuild)
Title: Return and Rebuild the Desolate Places – Chapter Twenty-Seven
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, Mozzie, Reese Hughes, Clinton Jones, Diana Berrigan, Olivia Benson (L&O: SVU), Section Chief Bruce (McKinsey) Original Characters
Spoilers: White Collar, all of Season 5; no specific spoilers for L&O: SVU, but set in Season 15. No spoilers for Season 6, A/U from S5 finale forward.
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Kidnapping, torture (off-camera), rape (off-camera),
Word Count: This chapter – ~2,900 / 90,000
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher
Story Summary: Six months after Neal disappears, Peter still has no answers and his decision not to go to Washington has had significant repercussions for both his career and his marriage.
Chapter Summary: Peter and Elizabeth make plans for their future, and Peter has to do something that he doesn't want to do. Neal continues to deal with the process of healing.

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Previous Chapters: Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five | Chapter Six | Chapter Seven | Chapter Eight | Chapter Nine | Chapter Ten | Chapter Eleven | Chapter Twelve | Chapter Thirteen | Chapter Fourteen | Chapter Fifteen | Chapter Sixteen | Chapter Seventeen | Chapter Eighteen | Chapter Nineteen | Chapter Twenty | Chapter Twenty-One | Chapter Twenty-Two | Chapter Twenty-Three | Chapter Twenty-Four | Chapter Twenty-Five | Chapter Twenty-Six |



A/N: Title from Alan Hovhaness’ wind concerto, which takes it from the Old Testament. New chapters will be posted to my LJ every Thursday and to the relevant communities on Fridays.


Art by [livejournal.com profile] kanarek13


Sometime in Late January - Saturday Morning )
elrhiarhodan: (Return and Rebuild)
Title: Return and Rebuild the Desolate Places – Chapter Twenty-Six
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, Mozzie, Reese Hughes, Clinton Jones, Diana Berrigan, Olivia Benson (L&O: SVU), Section Chief Bruce (McKinsey) Original Characters
Spoilers: White Collar, all of Season 5; no specific spoilers for L&O: SVU, but set in Season 15. No spoilers for Season 6, A/U from S5 finale forward.
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Kidnapping, torture (off-camera), rape (off-camera),
Word Count: This chapter – ~2500 / Total – ~90,000
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher
Story Summary: Six months after Neal disappears, Peter still has no answers and his decision not to go to Washington has had significant repercussions for both his career and his marriage.
Chapter Summary: Neal is home, in his apartment and he tries to settle back and find his own normal. Peter and Elizabeth, too, are searching for what they've lost over the last six months. And they just might have found it.

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Previous Chapters: Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five | Chapter Six | Chapter Seven | Chapter Eight | Chapter Nine | Chapter Ten | Chapter Eleven | Chapter Twelve | Chapter Thirteen | Chapter Fourteen | Chapter Fifteen | Chapter Sixteen | Chapter Seventeen | Chapter Eighteen | Chapter Nineteen | Chapter Twenty | Chapter Twenty-One | Chapter Twenty-Two | Chapter Twenty-Three | Chapter Twenty-Four | Chapter Twenty-Five |



A/N: Title from Alan Hovhaness’ wind concerto, which takes it from the Old Testament. New chapters will be posted to my LJ every Thursday and to the relevant communities on Fridays.


Art by [livejournal.com profile] kanarek13


Sometime in Late January – Friday Evening )
elrhiarhodan: (S4 - Peter -(Crime Scene))
Title: Evolution Not Fully Understood
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke (as a human), Elizabeth Burke (as a tiger), Neal Caffrey (as a seal point Siamese cat), Mozzie (human and as something completely different), Satchmo (thankfully, as a dog). Implied Peter/Elizabeth/Neal (when they're human).
Spoilers: Seriously?
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Crack
Word Count: ~700
Beta Credit: I wouldn't dare inflict this on any of my friends.
Summary: Apparently, Mozzie lost track of the second full moon that month. And he keeps experimenting with his bee pollen concoctions. It's up to Peter to take care of things.

A/N: - Although Peter is a were-lammergeyer, he transforms at the dark of the moon, not during a full moon. Title from a certain Wikipedia entry.

Also, prompted by the ever-enabling [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher. She is, as always, to blame for the utter ridiculousness of these stories.

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Peter scrubbed his face, stared at the mammal asleep on the sofa and wished he could ask his wife for some guidance. )
elrhiarhodan: (S4 - Mozzie (Head))
Title: Justice, Mozzie-Style
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Mozzie, mention of Neal Caffrey, mention of Peter Burke, mention of Philip Kramer.
Spoilers: S3.16 – Judgment Day, S4.01 – Wanted, S4.02 – Most Wanted, S4.04 – Parting Shots
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~1000
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher
Summary: Moz should have been grateful to Philip Kramer, but not when his friend was hurting so badly.

A/N: Originally written for [livejournal.com profile] purimgifts back in March, 2015. It was posted anon to AO3, but I never reposted to my Journal. This fic celebrates the triumph over evil viziers.

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Moz supposed that he should have been grateful to Philip Kramer.  )
elrhiarhodan: (S4 - Mozzie (Wine))
Title: Out of Proportion
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Mozzie, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Neal Caffrey
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Crack
Word Count: ~400
Beta Credit: None
Summary: When you're a were-creature, you need to be careful about what cold medicines you take. They can really screw up your metabolism.

A/N: This one, like yesterday's entry, is solely the fault of my enabler-in-chief, [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher, who sent me another GIF (at the bottom of the story) wondering if this too could be Mozzie. Should be read in conjunction with A Friend To Predators.

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Awww, look at him. Sooo cute. )
elrhiarhodan: (S4 Promo - Mozzie (Tiny Umbrella))
Title: A Friend To Predators
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Mozzie, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Neal Caffrey
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Crack
Word Count: ~400
Beta Credit: None
Summary: Neal frequently turns into a seal point Siamese. At the full moon, Peter becomes a bone-eating vulture. Whenever she wants, Elizabeth transforms into a tiger – the big furry kind with teeth and claws. So, what does Mozzie become?

A/N: Thank you again to my enabler-in-chief, [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher, who sent me the GIF at the bottom of the story with a single word in the subject line: "Mozzie?" And thanks to her, this is only of many stories to come in the new 'verse, "The On-Going Adventures of the White Collar Were-Creatures".

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It wasn't fair, damn it! )
elrhiarhodan: (S4 - Mozzie (Head))
Title: A Dog and His Boy
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Mozzie
Spoilers: 3.04 – Dentist of Detroit
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Non-canon animal death (gentle)
Word Count: ~600
Beta Credit: None
Summary: Mozzie once had a dog.

A/N: Written for Promptfext IX, for [livejournal.com profile] dennih23's prompt "Mozzie – Hero". Also a fill for my [community profile] trope_bingo card, for the prompt "Kidfic".

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Every man is a hero to his dog. )
elrhiarhodan: (Peter - Neal - Missed You (S4))
Title: Empty Hands Are My Gift
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Mozzie, Satchmo, Peter/Neal, Peter/ Elizabeth
Word Count: ~4000
Spoilers: None (A/U from the end of S4)
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher
Summary: The journey to forgiveness isn't easy.

The conclusion to the story first told in The Lost and Found, You Never Know What the Wind May Blow, and Everything's Far and Nothing is True.

Author’s Note: The second of two fics written for [community profile] poetry_fiction's Ai Ogawa 2015 Challenge, for the prompt:
You, me, these withered flowers,
so many hearts tied in a knot,
given and taken away.


Also, a birthday present for my very dearest [livejournal.com profile] angelita26.

Title from the Oysterband song, "The Lost and Found".

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Peter dreams of love. Of security. Of comfort. He dreams of the home and the hearts he's left behind. )
elrhiarhodan: (Neal - Cab (Empire City))
Title: Everything's Far and Nothing is True
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Mozzie, Diana Berrigan, Clinton Jones, OMC, Implied Peter/Neal
Word Count: ~4000
Spoilers: None (A/U from the end of S4)
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299, [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher
Summary: Neal longs to escape, he dreams of having the freedom to find Peter. Peter needs his family, he needs Elizabeth and Neal, but he's afraid. A continuation of the story first told in The Lost and Found, and You Never Know What the Wind May Blow.

Author’s Note: Written for [community profile] poetry_fiction's Ai Ogawa 2015 Challenge, for the prompt: I perform my desperate acts only in my thoughts.

Also, a birthday present for my very dearest [livejournal.com profile] pooh_collector. Hugs the fuzzy little bear very tightly.

Title from the Oysterband song, "The Lost and Found".



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Neal can't stop himself from planning his escape. It would be so damn easy. )
elrhiarhodan: (S3 Promo - Neal Caffrey (Seated))
Title: Marching to the Beat of a Heart Within Me
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Moz, mention of other canon characters, eventual Peter/Neal
Word Count: ~9200
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299, [livejournal.com profile] pooh_collector, [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher
Summary: An A/U where Peter is the Chief Technology Officer for Winters Industries (otherwise known as MozCorp), Neal is Moz's stepson and is the company's best (and only) salesman. In a fit of inspiration (or madness), Moz makes Peter Neal's supervisor. Things don't really go well.

Author’s Note: Written for my dearest [livejournal.com profile] miri_thompson, who'd picked "What's Locked Behind the Glass" as her prompt for the ninth night of Fic-Can-Ukah. She asked me to write more of the "Unfireable Neal 'verse" – which I'd started in Performance Review a ficlet I'd written for her for my Trick or Treat meme.

Title from the song "The Happy Worker" from the soundtrack to the movie Toys

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Peter scrubbed his face and almost wished he had an appointment for a colonoscopy. Without anesthesia. Scratch that, not almost. )
elrhiarhodan: (Wonderful Years - Peter-Neal)
Title: The Miracle of Love (In This Heartless World)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R (with some NC-17 moments)
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Mozzie, Elizabeth (Mitchell), Diana Berrigan, Christie, Sara Ellis, OMCs; Peter/Neal, Elizabeth/Mozzie, Diana/Christie
Word Count: ~5500
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher
Summary: A Wonder(ful) Years story, set on the morning after their thirtieth high school reunion, as first mentioned in the original Wonder(ful) Years story, and detailed in The Chaos of Our Lives (When Tomorrow Comes). Peter and Neal have brunch with their old friends and before they head back to Manhattan, they go visit Peter's childhood home, and find something unexpected.

Author’s Note: Written for my dearest [livejournal.com profile] pooh_collector, who selected "The Geography of Home" and a timestamp for The Wonder(ful) Years for the fourth night of Fic-Can-Ukah.

Title from the Eurhythmics song of the same name.

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Peter rolled over, mildly uncomfortable. This wasn't his bed. These weren't his pillows. He stretched and encountered a warm body. But this was his husband. )
elrhiarhodan: (Keller - Neal)
Title: An Escalating Madness
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Matthew Keller, Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Mozzie, OMC; Past Neal/Keller, Peter/Elizabeth, suggestion of Peter/Neal, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal,
Spoilers: None for current seasons. Spoilers for S1.11 – Bottlenecked, S2.14 – Payback, S3.10 – Countdown, S3.11 – Checkmate.
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Murder, kidnapping (canonical and non-canonical), homicidal ideation, erotomanic behavior, suggestion of non-consensual sexual relationships, actually non-consensual sexual encounter.
Word Count: ~8100
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299
Summary: Money has never been Matthew Keller's motivation.

A/N: Written for Day Three of Fic-Can-Ukah, for the prompt that [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher asked for: "What is underneath good intentions" and the pairing of Neal/Keller. Mildly canon non-compliant for Bottlenecked, canon divergent for Checkmate.

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In Matthew Keller's world, there were only three kinds of people who mattered: competitors, marks and tools.  )
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Title: Head Canon and Ficlets for White Collar Characters
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: G – NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Mozzie, June Ellington, Diana Berrigan, Lauren Cruz, David Siegel, Curtis Hagen, Matthew Keller, Garrett Fowler, Alex Hunter, Sara Ellis, Satchmo, Bugsy
Spoilers: Spoilers for all aired episodes, up to S6.05
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Canon death of canon character, violence, eating disorder, child abuse
Word Count: ~6000
Beta Credit: None
Summary: The Urban Dictionary defined "head canon" as idea or opinion about a fictional series (Book, TV, Comic, or otherwise) that is true in one's head, but has not become a canon fact.

A few weeks ago, in an attempt to fight off both a cold and the blahs, I ask friend to pick a White Collar character and I'd give them my head canon for that character, plus a tiny ficlet.

Please note, there are spoilers in these ficlets for all aired episodes (up to S6.05). Also, please pay attention to the chapter titles - there are warnings therein.

On AO3
The original LJ entry
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Title: After Rain
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Mozzie, Blake, Sir Francis Walsingham, Queen Elizabeth Tudor, Peter/Neal
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Bathing, Shaving, Misuse of Elizabethan Clothing
Word Count: ~6000
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher
Summary: Set in the Gloriana ‘verse – an Elizabethan A/U where Peter works as an agent of Queen Elizabeth’s First Secretary, Lord Francis Walsingham. It’s late in Gloriana’s reign and Peter is commanded to join the English army and guard the coast against the Spanish invaders. Neal must stay in London, and work as Walsingham’s spy. Their parting is long and difficult, but there is much comfort to be had on the return home.

A/N: For [livejournal.com profile] joy2190 for the very first night of Fic-Can-Ukah 2014. She asked for “After the Rain Stopped” in the Gloriana’verse.

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It had been an unnaturally cold spring, and it would likely be a cold summer too.  )
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Title: One Hundred and Six Ficlets – Three Sentence A/Us
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: G through NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Sara Ellis, Clinton Jones, June Ellington, Mozzie, Reese Hughes, Diana Berrigan, Satchmo, Bugsy, Vincent Adler, Matthew Keller, Gordon Taylor, Byron Ellington, Bradfor (Ford) Tolman; Peter/Neal, Peter/Elizabeth, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal, Peter/Mozzie, Neal/Keller, Neal/Adler, Neal/Mozzie, Neal/Sara, Mozzie/Keller, June/Byron, Mozzie/Sara
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Non-Con, Dub-Con, Murder, Animal Sex (not beastiality), Death of canon characters, Power Imbalance, Coercion. Possibly others – if you are easily triggered, proceed with caution
Word Count: ~9000
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher
Summary: Last May, I did a three-sentence A/U prompt meme, where I asked readers to give me an A/U prompt and a pairing or character. The challenge was to write a complete story in three sentences. All told, I filled 106 prompts. Some of these are tiny tags to existing fics, others are clearly the start of something major.

The prompts range from crossovers and fusions to historical a/us to some very creative and challenging scenarios. Thank you to everyone who left prompts for me, I hope you have a chance to enjoy all of these again.

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One Hundred and Six Ficlets )
elrhiarhodan: (Return and Rebuild)
Title: Return and Rebuild the Desolate Places – Chapter Twenty-Five
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, Mozzie, Reese Hughes, Clinton Jones, Diana Berrigan, Olivia Benson (L&O: SVU), Section Chief Bruce (McKinsey) Original Characters
Spoilers: White Collar, all of Season 5; no specific spoilers for L&O: SVU, but set in Season 15. No spoilers for Season 6, A/U from S5 finale forward.
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Kidnapping, torture (off-camera), rape (off-camera),
Word Count: This chapter – ~2100
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher
Story Summary: Six months after Neal disappears, Peter still has no answers and his decision not to go to Washington has had significant repercussions for both his career and his marriage.
Chapter Summary: Neal gets ready for one more journey – home. And the preparations are not easy.

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Previous Chapters: Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five | Chapter Six | Chapter Seven | Chapter Eight | Chapter Nine | Chapter Ten | Chapter Eleven | Chapter Twelve | Chapter Thirteen | Chapter Fourteen | Chapter Fifteen | Chapter Sixteen | Chapter Seventeen | Chapter Eighteen | Chapter Nineteen | Chapter Twenty | Chapter Twenty-One | Chapter Twenty-Two | Chapter Twenty-Three | Chapter Twenty-Four |



A/N: Title from Alan Hovhaness’ wind concerto, which takes it from the Old Testament. New chapters will be posted to my LJ every Thursday and to the relevant communities on Fridays.


Art by [livejournal.com profile] kanarek13


Sometime in Late January – Friday Afternoon )
elrhiarhodan: (Return and Rebuild)
Title: Return and Rebuild the Desolate Places – Chapter Twenty-Four
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, Mozzie, Reese Hughes, Clinton Jones, Diana Berrigan, Olivia Benson (L&O: SVU), Section Chief Bruce (McKinsey) Original Characters
Spoilers: White Collar, all of Season 5; no specific spoilers for L&O: SVU, but set in Season 15. No spoilers for Season 6, A/U from S5 finale forward.
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Kidnapping, torture (off-camera), rape (off-camera),
Word Count: This chapter – ~2500
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher
Story Summary: Six months after Neal disappears, Peter still has no answers and his decision not to go to Washington has had significant repercussions for both his career and his marriage.
Chapter Summary: Neal's being released from the hospital, but nothing is ever easy.

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Previous Chapters: Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five | Chapter Six | Chapter Seven | Chapter Eight | Chapter Nine | Chapter Ten | Chapter Eleven | Chapter Twelve | Chapter Thirteen | Chapter Fourteen | Chapter Fifteen | Chapter Sixteen | Chapter Seventeen | Chapter Eighteen | Chapter Nineteen | Chapter Twenty | Chapter Twenty-One | Chapter Twenty-Two | Chapter Twenty-Three


A/N: Title from Alan Hovhaness’ wind concerto, which takes it from the Old Testament. New chapters will be posted to my LJ every Thursday and to the relevant communities on Fridays.


Art by [livejournal.com profile] kanarek13


Sometime in Late January – Friday Afternoon )
elrhiarhodan: (Return and Rebuild)
Title: Return and Rebuild the Desolate Places – Chapter Twenty-Three
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, Mozzie, Reese Hughes, Clinton Jones, Diana Berrigan, Olivia Benson (L&O: SVU), Section Chief Bruce (McKinsey) Original Characters
Spoilers: White Collar, all of Season 5; no specific spoilers for L&O: SVU, but set in Season 15. No spoilers for Season 6, A/U from S5 finale forward.
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Kidnapping, torture (off-camera), rape (off-camera),
Word Count: This chapter – ~2800
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher
Story Summary: Six months after Neal disappears, Peter still has no answers and his decision not to go to Washington has had significant repercussions for both his career and his marriage.
Chapter Summary: Healing continues, now between Neal and Elizabeth,

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Previous Chapters: Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five | Chapter Six | Chapter Seven | Chapter Eight | Chapter Nine | Chapter Ten | Chapter Eleven | Chapter Twelve | Chapter Thirteen | Chapter Fourteen | Chapter Fifteen | Chapter Sixteen | Chapter Seventeen | Chapter Eighteen | Chapter Nineteen | Chapter Twenty | Chapter Twenty-One | Chapter Twenty-Two |


A/N: Title from Alan Hovhaness’ wind concerto, which takes it from the Old Testament. New chapters will be posted to my LJ every Thursday and to the relevant communities on Fridays.


Art by [livejournal.com profile] kanarek13


Sometime in Late January – Early Friday Morning )
elrhiarhodan: (Return and Rebuild)
Title: Return and Rebuild the Desolate Places – Chapter Twenty-Two
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, Mozzie, Reese Hughes, Clinton Jones, Diana Berrigan, Olivia Benson (L&O: SVU), Section Chief Bruce (McKinsey) Original Characters
Spoilers: White Collar, all of Season 5; no specific spoilers for L&O: SVU, but set in Season 15. No spoilers for Season 6, A/U from S5 finale forward.
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Kidnapping, torture (off-camera), rape (off-camera),
Word Count: This chapter – ~3800
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher
Story Summary: Six months after Neal disappears, Peter still has no answers and his decision not to go to Washington has had significant repercussions for both his career and his marriage.
Chapter Summary: As Neal continues to heal, physically, so does his relationship with Peter, who comes to bring him some excellent news. Mozzie and Hughes come to some kind of terms about their relationship.

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Previous Chapters: Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five | Chapter Six | Chapter Seven | Chapter Eight | Chapter Nine | Chapter Ten | Chapter Eleven | Chapter Twelve | Chapter Thirteen | Chapter Fourteen | Chapter Fifteen | Chapter Sixteen | Chapter Seventeen | Chapter Eighteen | Chapter Nineteen | Chapter Twenty | Chapter Twenty-One |


A/N: Title from Alan Hovhaness’ wind concerto, which takes it from the Old Testament. New chapters will be posted to my LJ every Thursday and to the relevant communities on Fridays.


Art by [livejournal.com profile] kanarek13


Sometime in Late January - Early Thursday Evening  )
elrhiarhodan: (Return and Rebuild)
Title: Return and Rebuild the Desolate Places – Chapter Twenty-One
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, Mozzie, Reese Hughes, Clinton Jones, Diana Berrigan, Olivia Benson (L&O: SVU), Section Chief Bruce (McKinsey) Original Characters
Spoilers: White Collar, all of Season 5; no specific spoilers for L&O: SVU, but set in Season 15. No spoilers for Season 6 (completely AU from S5 finale forward)
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Kidnapping, torture (off-camera), rape (off-camera),
Word Count: This chapter – ~2600
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher
Story Summary: Six months after Neal disappears, Peter still has no answers and his decision not to go to Washington has had significant repercussions for both his career and his marriage.
Chapter Summary: The fractures between Neal and Peter begin to mend and Neal reveals something unexpected and unwanted in a conversation with a doctor.

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Previous Chapters: Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five | Chapter Six | Chapter Seven | Chapter Eight | Chapter Nine | Chapter Ten | Chapter Eleven | Chapter Twelve | Chapter Thirteen | Chapter Fourteen | Chapter Fifteen | Chapter Sixteen | Chapter Seventeen | Chapter Eighteen | Chapter Nineteen | Chapter Twenty

A/N: Title from Alan Hovhaness’ wind concerto, which takes it from the Old Testament. New chapters will be posted to my LJ every Thursday and to the relevant communities on Fridays. (Yes, I know today is Friday, but I wanted to see what was happening with the S6 premier before posting this).


Art by [livejournal.com profile] kanarek13


Sometime in Late January – Thursday Afternoon )

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