elrhiarhodan | Entries tagged with genre: schmoop

Title: Time Cannot Be Won
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words – Day 6 (Prompt: Soul)
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Barry Allen, Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne
Pairing: Barry Allen/Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: NONE
Word Count: ~3100
Summary: Part Five of Deadmarked. No matter how hard Barry tries, he can't get in to see Harrison Wells. And Eobard Thawne is using everything in his power to find his soulmate. But the stars finally do align a few days before Christmas and happiness is within their grasp.

Author's Notes: Written for Day 6 of the 2017 Edition of Merry Month of Masturbation, for the prompt "Soul". As with all of the Deadmarked stories, this is written for

kyele, from a not-so-innocent request for angst EoBarry soulmate fic.

Title from The Moody Blue song "Peak Hour", from the album Days of Future Past.

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( 'Can I please see Harrison Wells?' )

Crossposts: http://elrhiarhodan.livejournal.com/620885.html

Title: Morning Delights
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG-13
Characters: : Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey
Pairings: Peter Burke/Neal Caffrey
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~1400
Summary: Just a little marital schmoop (with coffee and pastries) for Peter and Neal in the Wonder(ful) Years.

A/N: For my very dearest, very talented, very wonderful friend,

kanarek13, on the occasion of her birthday (just a wee bit late).

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( Peter blinked against the unfamiliar morning light and as he opened his eyes, he remembered. )

Crossposts: http://elrhiarhodan.livejournal.com/613587.html

Title: Present Imperfect
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey; Peter/Neal
Word Count: ~1200
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Beta Credit: None
Summary: Set a few months after Peter and Neal get married, Peter enjoys a private moment observing his husband when he is less than sartorially perfect. It's a pity that they are stuck on an Amtrak train from Washington and he can do nothing about it.

Author’s Note: Written for the eighth night of Fic-Can-Ukah, for

sherylyn, who asked me for Peter/Neal, for the prompt "His button was undone". While Sherylyn didn't specify any particular 'verse, somehow I don't think she'll mind a little Wonder(ful) Years schmoop.

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( One would think, after more than thirty years together, Peter would have become somewhat immune to Neal's charms. )

Crossposts: http://elrhiarhodan.livejournal.com/609758.html

Title: Don't Let It Bring You Down
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, OMCs, Peter/Neal
Word Count: ~5100
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Beta Credit:

miri_thompson
Summary: Set early in the Wonder(ful) Years verse, Neal's just graduated law school and is stressing out over the bar exam, while Peter's getting ready to head off to Quantico and the FBI Academy. Peter's worried that Neal's getting burned out and wants them to take a nice, relaxing vacation. But life has a way of interfering with the best of plans.

Author’s Note: Written for Fic-Can-Ukah Day 5, for my wonderful and talented friend,

kanarek13, who asked for Peter/Neal - Watching someone sleep. And yes, this one is LATE, officially LATE, unless we can pretend that it's still the fifth day of Chanukah somewhere (someplace where the sun hasn't yet set on December 29th).

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( Peter thought that Neal deserved a vacation. Hell, he thought they both deserved one, but Neal certainly did. The three years of non-stop classes and work deserved a reward. )

Crossposts: http://elrhiarhodan.livejournal.com/608261.html

Title: Cast Your Fate to the Wind
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Peter/Neal
Word Count: ~1700
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Beta Credit:

sinfulslasher
Summary: Part of the Dragon'verse, and picks up the story after the events referenced in Beneath the Words. The Council meeting is over and despite four days of often difficult questioning, Peter's mate-bond with Neal has been ratified. The two Dracons are tired and while Peter's clan chief, Elizabeth, has offered them another night's hospitality, they both want to go home - wherever that might be.

Author’s Note: Written for Day 4 of Fic-Can-Ukah, for the prompt selected by my very dear friend,

theatregirl7299. She asked for "Blues in the Night" and Peter/Neal in my Dragon'verse. See end notes for a bit more about the actual music.

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( They are on a stretch of highway that has no lights and the only illumination is from the passing cars. But at this hour, cars are few and far between and Peter feels like he's traveling into oblivion. )

Crossposts: http://elrhiarhodan.livejournal.com/608099.html

Title: We Stumble, We Falter (but we're no different from anyone) - Part Two of Two
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Earth-2 Harrison Wells, Joe West, Jesse "Quick" Wells, Wally West, Cisco Ramon, Barry Allen, Iris West; Harry/Joe, Wally/Jesse, Barry/Iris, mention of Cisco/Hartley/Caitlin
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~12,500
Beta Credit:

theatregirl7299, @timeforalongstory
Summary: Set about five years after The Silence Between the Birdsong, Joe West and Harry Wells are in a relationship that is much more than casual. Harry, however, is having some difficulty accepting that his brilliant daughter is going to be building her own life with the man she loves. Joe, who has never been shy about expressing his feelings for this difficult man, is the voice of common sense.
A/N: Written for Ladyofpride's Harrison Wells Appreciation Month. I was lucky enough to get a chance to write Harry interacting with both Jesse and with Wally West, but this is first and foremost, a Jarrison fic with all the Jarrison feels I could manage, and then some.

( We Stumble, We Falter (but we're no different from anyone) - Part Two )

Crossposts: http://elrhiarhodan.livejournal.com/599995.html

Title: We Stumble, We Falter (but we're no different from anyone)- Part One of Two
Author:

theatregirl7299, @timeforalongstory
Summary: Set about five years after The Silence Between the Birdsong, Joe West and Harry Wells are in a relationship that is much more than casual. Harry, however, is having some difficulty accepting that his brilliant daughter is going to be building her own life with the man she loves. Joe, who has never been shy about expressing his feelings for this difficult man, is the voice of common sense.

A/N: Written for Ladyofpride's Harrison Wells Appreciation Month. I was lucky enough to get a chance to write Harry interacting with both Jesse and with Wally West, but this is first and foremost, a Jarrison fic with all the Jarrison feels I could manage, and then some.

( We Stumble, We Falter (but we're no different from anyone) - Part One )

This entry was originally posted at http://elrhiarhodan.dreamwidth.org/591479.html

Title: We Stumble, We Falter (but we're no different from anyone) - Part One of Two
Author:

theatregirl7299, @timeforalongstory
Summary: Set about five years after The Silence Between the Birdsong, Joe West and Harry Wells are in a relationship that is much more than casual. Harry, however, is having some difficulty accepting that his brilliant daughter is going to be building her own life with the man she loves. Joe, who has never been shy about expressing his feelings for this difficult man, is the voice of common sense.

A/N: Written for Ladyofpride's Harrison Wells Appreciation Month. I was lucky enough to get a chance to write Harry interacting with both Jesse and with Wally West, but this is first and foremost, a Jarrison fic with all the Jarrison feels I could manage, and then some.

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( We Stumble, We Falter (but we're no different from anyone) - Part One )

Title: The Value of Experimentation
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words – Day 17 (Prompt: Power)
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Barry Allen, Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne, Barry/Eobard
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~900
Summary: Eo catches his new husband playing with his powers, on himself. As a scientist, he understands the value of experimentation. As a husband, he's a little put out. Barry calls him on that and some games ensue.

Author's Notes: Written for Day 17 of the Merry Month of Masturbation, for the prompt "Power". A continuation of happily married Eobard and Barry, first started in A Most Improbable Miracle, but set shortly after their marriage.

Content Notes: Be warned, there is no plot, just tooth-rotting fluff and schmoop.

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( Through his lashes, Barry looks over at his new husband and smiles. He knows the grin is sly – the foxy look – as Eo sometimes calls it. )

Crossposts: http://elrhiarhodan.livejournal.com/593649.html

Title: In the Winter
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words – Day 10 (Prompt: Cold)
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Barry Allen, Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne, Barry/Harrison | Eobard
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~700
Summary: It's a cold and snowy morning, and Barry wants to let his husband sleep, but his husband – and the Speed Force – have other ideas. A continuation of the story stared in A Most Improbable Miracle

Author's Notes<>: Written for Day 10 of The Merry Month of Masturbation. This is barely wankfic, I know, but it's the story my brain wanted me to tell today.

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( Barry hates being cold. Which isn't to say that he dislikes cold weather. )

Crossposts: http://elrhiarhodan.livejournal.com/591454.html

Title: Bitter Hearts
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Mozzie, Neal & Mozzie friendship, reference to Neal/Kate
Word Count: ~1500
Spoilers: Forging Bonds, Dentist of Detroit
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Beta Credit:

sinfulslasher
Summary: Set pre-series, over many glasses of boxed wine, Moz tells Neal why he doesn't like Valentine's Day.

Author’s Note: Written for Round One of

chocolatebox, for

veleda_k, who wanted a Neal & Mozzie friendship fic. Since I know her OTP is Neal/Kate, I gave her a little bit of that, too. It's Valentine's Day, after all!

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( Neal was looking through the a Valentine's Day gift catalog that had arrived in the mail. He had already ordered a dozen long-stemmed red roses for Kate. )

Crossposts: http://elrhiarhodan.livejournal.com/583425.html

Title: First Time, Forever
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Ellen Parker (as Neal's aunt), Joe Burke (OMC), Cathy Burke (OFC), Satchmo; Peter/Neal
Word Count: ~3500
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Teenage Peter (17) and teenage Neal (16) in the Wonder(ful) Years 'verse, so technically, underage.
Beta Credit:

theatregirl7299
Summary: Set very early in the Wonder(ful) Years 'verse, when Peter and Neal are freshmen at Harvard (circa 1984). Neal feels like he's been waiting for half his life to have sex with Peter, if just because Peter won't go all the way with him until he's actually seventeen.

Author’s Note: A long over-due continuation of Love is a Danger (of a different kind), and like that story, this is written for my very dearest friend,

kanarek13, on the occasion of her birthday.

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( Neal tucked the package inside his jacket and really wished he'd thought to bring a backpack or something. It was bad enough getting dirty looks from the cashier at the bookstore, but it would be ten times worse if anyone saw what he'd bought. )

Crossposts: http://elrhiarhodan.livejournal.com/580838.html

Title: Honeymoon in Paris
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing: Peter Burke/Neal Caffrey
Genre: Schmoop/Romance, Comfort Porn
Rating: R
Word Count: ~3500
Warnings/Content: None
Beta Credit:

theatregirl7299
Summary: Set in the Wonder(ful) Years 'verse, Peter and Neal are in Paris for their honeymoon. Don't expect a whole lot of plot.

A/N: Written for the 2015 edition of

slashorific. The prompt is at the end of the story.

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( Neal couldn't sleep. Maybe it was the time zone. Back home, it was only a little after nine – still the shank of the evening and far too early to be in bed. Here, in Paris, it was three AM. )

Crossposts: http://elrhiarhodan.livejournal.com/539427.html

Title: A Song in My Heart – A Wonder(ful) Years Timestamp
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Peter/Neal
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~1200
Beta Credit: None
Summary: Saturday morning and Peter can't sleep. Neal helps him fix the problem. Set after Gonna Make You Sweat, so technically the chronologically latest story in the Wonder(ful) Years 'verse.

A/N: Written for Promptfest XI, for

theatregirl7299's prompt, "Peter – Song." I am not responsible for any resulting earworms.

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( Peter opened his eyes and his first thought was, 'What the fuck? Again?' His second though was, 'I’m losing my mind'. )

Crossposts: http://elrhiarhodan.livejournal.com/525629.html

Title: Baggage Claim
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, Neal Burke, Peter/Elizabeth
Spoilers: S6.06 - Au Revoir
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~1000
Beta Credit: None
Summary: Neal's coming home, finally.

A/N: Written for Promptfest IX, for

aragarna's prompt, "Peter – Love".

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( It had been a long, strange journey. One filled with anger and mistrust, with wild (and no-so-wild) accusations. With bravery and sacrifice and cowardly selfishness, too. )

Crossposts: http://elrhiarhodan.livejournal.com/522032.html

Title: Sometimes, It's Really Hard To Be Peter Burke
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke
Prompt #226 - Beg
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: 300 – Exactly
Summary: This was one of Peter's more unusual cases.

A/N: See spoilery note at the end.

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( In nearly twenty years as an FBI agent, Peter had handled some unusual cases. But this one might rank among the most unusual. )

Crossposts: http://elrhiarhodan.livejournal.com/509635.html

Title: Between Fathers and Sons
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG-13 (For mild references to drug use)
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Original Characters (Michael and Margaret Burke, Peter’s twin sister, Isabelle Burke), Neal Caffrey, Implied Peter/Elizabeth/Neal
Spoilers: General Spoilers for Season Six to date, Specific Spoilers for S6.02 – Return to Sender
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~3200
Beta Credit: None
Summary: Episode tag for S6.02, Return to Sender. A backstory to canon and set in the Paladin’ Verse (OT3). When Peter Burke was a very sick little boy, his father decided he needed a hobby to keep him occupied.

A/N: Written as Get Well Fic for my dearest

theatregirl7299. Feel better and come home soon!

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( “How’s Pumpkinhead feeling?” Michael kept his voice low, not wanting to wake his son. )

Crossposts: http://elrhiarhodan.livejournal.com/495388.html

Title: They Danced By the Light of The Moon
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal
Word Count: ~350
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Beta Credit: None
Summary: At the edge of the world, Neal understands his need for love.

Author’s Note: Written for Caffrey-Burke Day. Because what’s Caffrey-Burke Day without some yummy OT3?

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( He walks along the sand, at the edge of the world, where the ocean swallows the land )

Crossposts: http://elrhiarhodan.livejournal.com/491868.html

Title: The World Turned Upside Down
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Mozzie with brief appearances by other White Collar Characters
Word Count: ~1700
Spoilers: Dentist of Detroit, Out of the Frying Pan
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Beta Credit:

sinfulslasher
Summary: Mozzie has spent his whole life looking for his family, but they just might have been there all along.

Author’s Note: Originally written for the first D.C. Meet-Up in November, 2013, for the prompt “We Are Family.” Much modified since. See end of story for additional notes.

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( He’s three months old when he’s left on the steps of a Detroit orphanage. He has no name. But there’s an expensive stuffed bear in his basket with the tag “Mozart” on it. He’s three when he decides that it’s as good an appellation as any. But the little boy with the big glasses and the bigger brain knows that it’s only a place holder until he can find his real name. )

Crossposts: http://elrhiarhodan.livejournal.com/491325.html

Title: And They Called It "Puppy Love"
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Diana Berrigan, Theo Berrigan, Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke (Implied Peter/Neal, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal)
Word Count: ~2600
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Excessive schmoop. Also: Puppies!!! Babies!!! Babies and puppies!!!
Beta Credit:

sinfulslasher,

theatregirl7299
Summary: A timestamp for Origin Story, or How Much is that Doggy in the Window. Worried about him, Diana takes Theo for a visit to Neal at his apartment on a Friday night after work. Neal isn't home, but there's a blue-eyed puppy hiding under his bed.

Author’s Note: Written for

angelita26, as part of my Timestamp meme. She asked for a story where when Neal gets stressed or sick, he reverts back to puppy form. Perhaps it happens when an unexpected person is around to see it (Diana, maybe?)

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( They were fighting again, but about what, Diana wasn’t sure. She could see it in every line of Neal’s posture, in the tightness in Peter’s jaw. The pre-operation meeting this morning was all but overwhelmed by the unspoken currents of anger between them. )

Crossposts: http://elrhiarhodan.livejournal.com/465336.html

Title: What Good Is a Poker Face When You've Got an Open Hand?
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Elizabeth Burke, Neal Caffrey, Pre-Peter/Neal, Pre-Peter/Elizabeth/Neal
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: NONE
Word Count: 300 – Exactly
Prompt: #110 - Smile
Summary: Elizabeth sees Neal very clearly.

A/N: Written for my dearest friend,

theatregirl7299 on a long ago Prompt Me Meme. Her prompt is at the bottom of the fic. Today is her birthday and I’ve been so wrapped up in mundane matters that I haven’t had the chance to write something new for her. Happiest of birthdays, my sweet friend!

Title from the Ani DiFranco song, Worthy.

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( Elizabeth knows that the suits, the ties, the perfect grooming are all part of Neal Caffrey's mask, the public face of a man who's intensely private. )

Crossposts: http://elrhiarhodan.livejournal.com/426133.html

Title: Travel Well and Come Home Safe
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~7400
Beta Credit:

miri_thompson,

theatregirl7299
Summary: During his years in prison, his time on the anklet, Neal dreams of travel. He’s a free man now and when the opportunity to consult with the Los Angeles field office comes up, he doesn’t hesitate to accept. Getting to LA isn’t a problem, it’s getting back to New York that the issue.

A/N: Written for the Second Annual Caffrey-Burke Day, in celebration of the fourth anniversary of the airing the White Collar Pilot, otherwise known as “Snow White and Her Seven Little Men.”

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( During his four years in prison, Neal dreamed of traveling the world: flying away at a moment’s notice, Kate at his side, Mozzie carrying the bags. They would go to London and Paris and Rome and Venice. As the years progressed, those dreams took him further afield, to the gaming palaces in Macau and Hong Kong, the glittering spires of Singapore, the pink sand beaches of the Maldives. )

Crossposts: http://elrhiarhodan.livejournal.com/393816.html

Title: Old Haunts
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Mozzie, Reese Hughes
Spoilers: 2.11 – Burke's Seven, 4.12 – Brass Tacks, 4.16 – In the Wind, S5.01 – At What Price
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~4200
Beta Credit: None. Please forgive any mistakes and typos. I am sure there are plenty.
Summary: Wraps up the story begun in Kinship Analysis. Reese Hughes gets the results of the DNA analysis. His brother is out there and even though there’s little more than a name, he knows just where to find him.

Author’s Notes: Written for

run_the_con, Round 3, for the wonderful

hoosierbitch's prompt, "Full Moon". Also, the next October blue moon (second full moon in a calendar month) actually falls on Halloween, 2020.

My dear friend,

kanarek13 created cover art for this story for

fandom_stocking 2013. It’s under the cut.

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( “It’s a full moon tonight.” )

Crossposts: http://elrhiarhodan.livejournal.com/392820.html

Title: Must Love Dogs
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Matt Bomer, Satchmo, Various Dogs
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: 11 Images
Summary: Picspam of Matt Bomer (both as RP and in character as Neal Caffrey) loving dogs.

A/N: Created as a fill for the Puppy Love square of my Love Bingo card. My thanks to

buefo and her amazing Tumblr, Archivistsrock, for the pics of Matt and the pups and

kanarek13 for the screencaps of Neal and the doggies.

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( Click here for Picspam )

Crossposts: http://elrhiarhodan.livejournal.com/379542.html

Title: The Best of All Possible Futures - A Wonder(ful) Years Story
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Jack Franklin, OFC (Amy Grainger), Peter Burke/Neal Caffrey, Jack Franklin/OFC
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~ 5500
Beta Credit:

jrosemary, without whose sage advice and support this story would have never gotten finished.
Summary: Set a few years after the events in The Strength To Dream is All That Remains, Neal tells Peter a secret, Peter keeps a secret, and everything works out just fine.

Written for the Pregnancy Square on my Love Bingo card and the Matchmaker square on my Trope Bingo card.

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( “By the way, Amy’s pregnant.” Neal casually dropped that bombshell over morning coffee and the New York Times. )

Crossposts: http://elrhiarhodan.livejournal.com/376610.html

Title: One of the Many Reasons Why Elizabeth Burke is Awesome
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Peter/Elizabeth (Peter/Neal, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal)
Spoilers: Reference to Veiled Threat, Compromising Positions
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~650
Beta Credit: None
Summary: An unexpected twist in an undercover operation leads Peter and Neal into some deep waters.

A/N: Written for my very lovely friend,

dizzydrea, on the occasion of her birthday today! Also, fills the "Trust and Vows" square on my Trope Bingo card.

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( It was supposed to be another routine interview with a possible suspect; another routine day in the series of routine days that seemed to comprise their lives lately. )

Crossposts: http://elrhiarhodan.livejournal.com/375428.html

Title: At Night, It’s a Different World
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Elizabeth Burke, Neal Caffrey, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal
Spoilers: Vague for S4.16
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: NONE
Word Count: 400
Summary: It’s a hot night in the city, and Peter and Neal go looking for a treat.

A/N: Title from The Lovin’ Spoonful classic, Summer in the City

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( Because it's Brooklyn and it's summer time, there are gourmet ice cream trucks on almost every block. Neal's gotten good at finding the best ones, and El tells then to bring her back a cup of blueberry sorbet. She's too comfortable to find her shoes and go with them for a walk. Satchmo's equally lazy. )

Crossposts: http://elrhiarhodan.livejournal.com/360058.html

Title: There's a Reason Why the Classics Never Go Out of Style
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey (Peter/Neal)
Spoilers: None, Set in S1
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: 300 – Exactly
Prompt: #84 - Kisses
Summary: Neal discovery leads to treasure of a very special kind.

A/N: Written for my bestie,

coffeethyme4me, who gave me the prompt "Kissing in the Hallway". Unbeta'd, because this was written FOR my beta.

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( Neal discovered the small, abandoned corridor one afternoon when he was bored stupid and terminally curious. Lauren had asked him to fetch a file because she was an agent and he was something less than the crud on the bottom of her shoes. )

Crossposts: http://elrhiarhodan.livejournal.com/346090.html

Title: Summer Colds are the Worst - A Snugglicious Fic
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Tim DeKay, Matt Bomer (as fictional characters)
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: So much unremitting schmoopy fluff that you just might get massive cavities. And since this is RPF, you know you're going to hell.
Word Count: ~800
Beta Credit: None
Summary: Matty miserable - he has a bad very cold. His good buddy, Tim, comes to the rescue.

Author's Note: I wrote this ages ago, for

coffeethyme4me. She had a bad summer cold and needed some comforting of the RPF variety. I thought it too schmoopy to post, but with the release of the iSnuggles vid, how could I hold back?

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( Matt pressed the end call button on his phone, disconnecting from Simon. He wasn't going to head back to California this weekend, he was too damn sick. )

Title: Summer Colds are the Worst - A Snugglicious Fic
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Tim DeKay, Matt Bomer (as fictional characters)
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: So much unremitting schmoopy fluff that you just might get massive cavities. And since this is RPF, you know that you're going to hell.
Word Count: ~800
Beta Credit: None
Summary: Matty miserable - he has a bad very cold. His good buddy, Tim, comes to the rescue.

Author's Note: I wrote this ages ago, for

Title: The Road Leads Home
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Satchmo, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Peter/Elizabeth
Spoilers: S4.10 – Vested Interest
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~1400
Beta Credit:

coffeethyme4me
Summary: Neal’s boyhood dreams and his adult realities meet up in a big yellow dog named Satchmo.

A/N: The sixteenth fic for my Fic-Can-Ukah Meme, written for

damietta, she asked for “Where the Road Leads – Neal and Satchmo”. For

fandom_stocking 2013,

love_82 has illustrated this story, the picture is at the end.

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( They are an odd sort of couple, the yellow dog walking with the elegantly dressed man in the anachronistic suit and hat (although it is Brooklyn, the home of all things hip, so he isn’t completely out of style). )

Crossposts: http://elrhiarhodan.livejournal.com/321514.html

Title: Chasing Lions
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, Mozzie, Peter/Neal (Eventual Peter/Elizabeth/Neal)
Spoilers: Reference to 3.06 - Scott Free and 3.10 - Checkmate
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~4200
Beta Credit:

coffeethyme4me
Summary: As Neal’s parole winds down, Peter finds it easier to deal with his partner’s impending departure by not thinking about it. Neal is also in a quandary - he’s faced with choices he doesn’t want to make. Elizabeth knows that the problem is simply an inability to communicate.

A/N: Written for my dearest, most talented friend,

kanarek13, who asked for “The Horizon at Dusk - Peter/Neal”. Even though Chanukah has been over for a couple of weeks, I am still filling the extra prompts from my Fic-Can-Ukah 2012 Meme. This is the last story of 2012, my friends, but more to come soon!

The title is from the poem that Neal and Peter both reference, The Tale of Custard the Dragon, by Ogden Nash (1936).

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( The days were winding down, there was a month or so to go before Neal took flight. )

Crossposts: http://elrhiarhodan.livejournal.com/319638.html

Title: The Best Medicine
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, June Ellington (Peter/Elizabeth/Neal)
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~1200
Beta Credit:

coffeethyme4me,

jrosemary
Summary: Peter realizes that Neal, despite his constant good humor, rarely – if ever – laughs. Also, unintentional sick fic.

A/N: Written as an extra day for my Fic-Can-Ukah 2012 meme, the prompt is “What Makes Him Laugh – Peter/Neal” for

hoosierbitch.

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( Peter knows that although Neal is generally a man of good humor, there aren’t a lot of things that can make him laugh. )

Crossposts: http://elrhiarhodan.livejournal.com/319207.html

Title: The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Elizabeth Mitchell, Peter Burke, OMCs
Spoilers: Pilot, Bad Judgment
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~3000
Beta Credit:

coffeethyme4me
Summary: What happened before Peter abused FBI resources and put a lovely assistant manager of a downtown art gallery under surveillance. Or, Peter and Elizabeth meet cute.

A/N: An extra day for my 2012 Fic-Can-Ukah meme, the prompt was “The First Time We Met – Peter/Elizabeth” and written for

aragarna. As a gift for

fandom_stocking 2013, Aragarna gave me cover art for this story, which is under the cut.

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( Antonio discreetly pointed out the big guy in the bad suit looking at the Willem De Kooning, the jewel of this particularly show. “Elli, dahling, what do you think?” )

Crossposts: http://elrhiarhodan.livejournal.com/318972.html

Title: (I Need to Be) Right By Your Side
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Peter/Neal
Spoilers: None - this is an Elizabethan A/U - what possible spoilers could there be?
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~2000
Beta Credit:

coffeethyme4me,

jrosemary
Summary: Chapter 4 of Gloriana’verse, my Elizabethan/White Collar A/U. Peter aches for what he is about to lose when Neal Caffrey’s indenture comes to an end, but Neal has other plans.

A/N: Written for

ladyrose42, who asked for “Written in the Margins - Peter/Neal in the Gloriana ‘verse” as an extra day for the Fic-Can-Ukah 2012 Meme. Title from the Eurythmics song of the same name.

PS: Thank you to

wickhouse2005 and

ultracape for their gentle correction,

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( Life with Neal Caffrey was never dull. On more than one occasion (hah – sometimes at least thrice a fortnight), Peter wondered if it would be better for his sanity to toss Neal back into the Fleet. )

Crossposts: http://elrhiarhodan.livejournal.com/318210.html

Title: Thanksgiving at the Burkes
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Neal Caffrey (Peter/Elizabeth/Neal), Satchmo, OCs: Peter’s parents, reference to Peter's twin sister, Isabelle (as mentioned in Privilege). Plus a trio of alpacas – Lola, Blondie and Bruno.
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Ugly sweaters. Pie. Alpacas. Appalling nicknames.
Word Count: ~6200
Beta Credit:

rabidchild67
Summary: Peter’s folks invite Neal to spend Thanksgiving with them. Peter’s not exactly sure introducing Neal to them will be a good thing.

A/N: This is, officially, the oldest WIP I have ever finished. I started writing it sometime in April, 2010, added several thousand words in the late fall of 2011, before abandoning again. If not for my lovely friend

doctor_fangeek, it may well have been another year before this was finished. This one’s for you,

doctor_fangeek!

Consider this part of the Paladin ‘verse, and note that Michael and Margaret Burke bear little resemblance to Peter's parents from The Wonder(ful) Years 'verse, although I love them almost as much.

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( Peter was very hesitant about bringing Neal to Thanksgiving with his parents. Not that he thought they’d figure out that he and Elizabeth were in an emotional and sexual relationship with Neal. No – what Peter was worried about was what Neal would get up to with his folks, his father in particular. )

Crossposts: http://elrhiarhodan.livejournal.com/310399.html

Title: While the Stars Are in the Sky
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal (OT3)
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~ 1300
Beta Credit:

coffeethyme4me
Summary: It's late, and Neal discovers just how happy he is.

Written for

run_the_con, for

citrinesunset's prompt "Late Night".

Title from Janis Ian's "A Lover's Lullaby".

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( Neal leans his head back against the couch and sighs, utterly replete. He can't remember the last time he has been quite this happy. But it's more than that. The feeling running through him is a bouquet of contentment, of peace, of satisfaction. )

Crossposts: http://elrhiarhodan.livejournal.com/308372.html

Title: Time it Was and What a Time It was
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~1400
Beta Credit: No Beta
Summary: Peter finds a box of old photographs and tells Neal a little about his family.

Written for my friend

ivorysilk on the occasion of her birthday. She wanted P/E/N schmoop. I am in a slightly melancholy mood, and so this is schmoop with a touch of nostalgia (I’ve also been mainlining Foyle’s War, hence certain details)

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( El and Neal were stretched out on loungers, sipping ice tea and delicately “glowing”. In truth, they were perspiring, and while Peter never minded raising some sweat, he preferred to actually earn it. )

Crossposts: http://elrhiarhodan.livejournal.com/290041.html

Title: The Special Parts (barefoot in the garden)
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, (Peter/Neal/Elizabeth)
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Reference to possible dub-con
Word Count: ~ 1000
Summary: Peter knows the whole is better than the sum of its parts, but some parts are very special.

A/N: Written as a fill for

coffeethyme4me, as a response to this prompt on my on-going meme.

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( Even though he had been a math major, Peter knew that the whole was better than the sum of its parts. )

Crossposts: http://elrhiarhodan.livejournal.com/261274.html

Title: Of Great Worth
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Satchmo
Spoilers: References to S3.11 (Checkmate) and S3.16 (Judgment Day)
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~450
Summary: Satchmo understands his role.

A/N: One from the Promptfest V Archives. No beta, updated from the first posting in January, 2011. Enjoy!

( Satchmo is a good dog. He doesn’t make messes in the house or chew on the rug or the chair or the couch. )

Crossposts: http://elrhiarhodan.livejournal.com/253444.html

Title: What It Feels To Be Complete
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey (pre P/E/N)
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: A little schmoop
Word Count: ~550
Summary: Neal, the romantic, is feeling decided unromantic on Valentine’s Day.

A/N: No beta – written as flashfic for my friend,

penguingal on Valentine's Day. All mistakes are mine and mine alone. Title from Annie Lennox’ “Through a Glass Darkly”.

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( Neal tried to treat Valentine’s Day like any other, something to get through, something to survive. )

Crossposts: http://elrhiarhodan.livejournal.com/249343.html

Title: On the Eve of the Wedding
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar RPS
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Matt Bomer, Simon Halls, Matt/Simon (as fictional characters)
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~650
Summary: Matt’s thoughts on the eve of the wedding. Written for

lauracollared as an extra day for my Fic-Can-Ukah meme, for the prompt that’s the title of this story.

( Matt adjusted his collar and tie one more time. Over the years, his fashion sense had gone from “lesbian from Oregon” to Blackwell’s best-dressed, but formal morning attire was not something that he’d ever be comfortable in. )

Crossposts: http://elrhiarhodan.livejournal.com/234781.html

Title: There Will Always Be Time For Paris
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar RPF – Matt/Simon
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Matt Bomer/Simon Halls (as fictional characters)
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~800
Summary: Simon wants to finally give Matt the honeymoon of their dreams.

A/N: Written for

damietta as extra day for my Fic-Can-Ukah meme, the prompt was “There is a Place Somewhere Called Paris” and she asked for Matt/Simon. I have no clue if any of the “facts” attributed to these real people are actually true.

( “The kids asleep?” Matt looked up from the script he was reading and Simon swallowed hard. Those dorky glasses on the gorgeous face did something for him, to him and he didn’t hear a word Matt said. )

Crossposts: http://elrhiarhodan.livejournal.com/234202.html

Title: Paris in His Mind
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairing: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke (P/E/N)
Fandom: White Collar
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~1000
Summary: There is a perfect place in Neal’s heart called “Paris”. Written for Day Eight of the Eight Days of Fic-can-ukah, for

penguingal. Her prompt was “There Is A Place Called Paris.”

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( Neal had tried not to think about other places when he was locked up. He was wise enough to know that it only made things worse. )

Crossposts: http://elrhiarhodan.livejournal.com/233074.html

Title: Take Care of All Those Charms
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Peter/Elizabeth, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke
Spoilers: S3.05 – Veiled Threat
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Marital Harmony, Wedding Schmoop
Word Count: ~1300
Summary: A look at the events in Veiled Threat through Elizabeth’s eyes. Originally written for Promptfest VI, for the prompt “Trust Issues.” Fills “Body Image” Square on my H/C Bingo card. Title from Annie Lennox - "Keep Young and Beautiful".

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( She knew that it was her own damn fault. )

Title: Take Care of All Those Charms
Author:

Title: The Throw Away
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Satchmo, Neal, Elizabeth, Peter and introducing Bruce, Robert the
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Schmoop of the highest order
Word Count: ~1000
Summary: Satchmo isn’t sure he wants to welcome a new addition to the family. Consider this part of the Vinegar Hill continuum.

( Here be much schmoop )

Title: The Throw Away
Author:

Title: Let Us Live, Let Us Love
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Peter/Elizabeth
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Poetry?
Word Count: ~1000
Summary: Peter wasn't always so clueless about what to get Elizabeth for their anniversary.

Author's Notes: Title from Catullus 5.

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( Peter wasn’t always the type of man who forgot birthdays and anniversaries. )

Title: Let Us Live, Let Us Love
Author:

lionessvalenti’s birthday, a bit of anniversary schmoop.

( Peter wasn’t always the type of man who forgot birthdays and anniversaries. )

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The Flash - Time Cannot Be Won (MMOM Day 6)
White Collar Fic - Morning Delights (The Wonder(ful) Years)
White Collar Fic - Present Imperfect - A Wonder(ful) Years Story
White Collar Fic - Don't Let It Bring You Down - A Wonder(ful) Years Story
White Collar Fic - Cast Your Fate To the Wind (Dragon'Verse)
The Flash - We Stumble, We Falter (but we're no different from anyone) - Part Two
The Flash - We Stumble, We Falter (but we're no different from anyone) - Part One
The Flash - We Stumble, We Falter (but we're no different from anyone) - Part One
MMOM Day 17 - The Value of Experimentation (The Flash)
MMOM Day 10 - In The Winter (The Flash)
White Collar Fic - Bitter Hearts
White Collar Fic - First Time, Forever - A Wonder(ful) Years Story
White Collar Fic - Honeymoon in Paris (Wonder(ful) Years)
White Collar Fic - A Song in My Heart - A Wonder(ful) Years Timestamp
White Collar Fic - Baggage Claim
White Collar Ficlet - Sometimes, It's Really Hard To Be Peter Burke - WC100 #226
White Collar Fic - Between Fathers and Sons
White Collar Ficlet - They Danced By the Light of the Moon
White Collar Fic - The World Turned Upside Down
White Collar Fic - And They Called it "Puppy Love"
White Collar Ficlet - What Good Is a Poker Face When You've Got an Open Hand?
White Collar Fic - Travel Well and Come Home Safe (For Caffrey-Burke Day)
White Collar Fic - Old Haunts
White Collar Picspam - Must Love Dogs
White Collar Fic - The Best of All Possible Futures (Wonder(ful) Years)
White Collar Ficlet - One of the Many Reasons Why Elizabeth Burke is Awesome
White Collar Ficlet - At Night, It's a Different World
White Collar Ficlet - There's a Reason Why the Classics Never Go Out of Style (WC100 - 84 - Kiss)
White Collar RPF - Summer Colds Are the Worst - A Snugglicious Fic
White Collar RPF - Summer Colds Are the Worst - A Snugglicious Fic
White Collar Fic - The Road Leads Home
White Collar Fic - Chasing Lions
White Collar Fic - The Best Medicine
White Collar Fic - The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face
White Collar Fic - (I Need To Be) Right By Your Side
White Collar Fic - Thanksgiving at the Burkes
White Collar Fic - While the Stars Are In the Sky (Run_the_Con)
White Collar Fic - Time it Was and What a Time It Was
White Collar Fic - The Special Parts (barefoot in the garden)
White Collar Ficlet - Of Great Worth
White Collar Ficlet - What It Feels To Be Complete
White Collar RPF - On the Eve of the Wedding - For Lauracollared
White Collar RPS Ficlet - There Will Always Be Time For Paris [Matt/Simon] - For Damietta
White Collar Fic - Paris in His Mind (Fic-Can-Ukah Day 8 - For Penguingal)
White Collar Fic - Take Care of All Those Charms
White Collar Fic - Take Care of All Those Charms
White Collar Fic - The Throw Away
White Collar Fic - The Throw Away
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