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Title: All the Secrets Revealed (The Secret History of Neal Caffrey, Part Five)
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar, Kingsman: The Secret Service
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Harry Hart (Kingsman) Neal Caffrey (White Collar), Merlin (Kingsman), Mozzie (White Collar); Harry/Neal
Word Count: ~2600
Spoilers: White Collar - None - Pre-Series, Spoilers for Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015) - None - Pre-Movie
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Beta Credit: None
Summary: Neal enjoys spending time with Harry Devere, a man who probably has more secrets that Neal, himself, does.

What he doesn't know is that Harry, with the help of Kingman's resident wizard, has uncovered all of Neal's secrets. All of them.


Author's Notes: A belated birthday present for my dearest friend, buefo.

Unbeta'd and un-Britpicked (but London geography is based on personal experience)


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( Neal relaxes against the soft sheets and gives his cock a lazy stroke. It's not that he isn't in the mood for a wank, it's just that the wank feels a little … much.  )

Title: Harrison Wells Eats Snacks
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash (2014)
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne, Cisco Ramon, mention of Caitlin Snow, mention of Barry Allen
Spoilers: None, set pre-series
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~2000
Beta Credit: theatregirl7299
Summary: Three months after the particle accelerator exploded, the man called Harrison Wells is left alone to watch the comatose Barry Allen. He gets hungry and goes to raid Cisco's endless stash of snacks, when he finds something unexpectedly delicious.

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( There were many inconveniences to masquerading as a paraplegic, but this was the disguise he'd chosen and planned for for over a decade.  )

Title: An Escalating Madness
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Matthew Keller, Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Mozzie, OMC; Past Neal/Keller, Peter/Elizabeth, suggestion of Peter/Neal, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal,
Spoilers: None for current seasons. Spoilers for S1.11 – Bottlenecked, S2.14 – Payback, S3.10 – Countdown, S3.11 – Checkmate.
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Murder, kidnapping (canonical and non-canonical), homicidal ideation, erotomanic behavior, suggestion of non-consensual sexual relationships, actually non-consensual sexual encounter.
Word Count: ~8100
Beta Credit: theatregirl7299
Summary: Money has never been Matthew Keller's motivation.

A/N: Written for Day Three of Fic-Can-Ukah, for the prompt that sinfulslasher asked for: "What is underneath good intentions" and the pairing of Neal/Keller. Mildly canon non-compliant for Bottlenecked, canon divergent for Checkmate.

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(  In Matthew Keller's world, there were only three kinds of people who mattered: competitors, marks and tools.  )

Title: The Raven’s Children
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, Mozzie, Alex Hunter, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal
Word Count: ~3000
Spoilers: S1.14 – Out of the Box (But slightly canon divergent)
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Beta Credit: miri_thompson, theatregirl7299
Summary: A long time ago, in another country, Neal found a piece. (No, it's not the piece you're thinking of, and you know how long and what he had to do to get his hands on that). This piece he kept for twenty years, occasionally putting it to good use.

Author’s Note: Written for the seventh night of Fic-Can-Ukah for my friend, kaylashay. Her prompt was "In the Back of the Closet" and she asked for Peter/Elizabeth/Neal. I actually brainstormed part of this fic with my dearest enabler-in-chief, theatregirl7299 about four months ago, and I had hoped that someone would be kind enough to pick this prompt and this pairing. I got very lucky.

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(  “Damn it Neal, it’s not here. We’ve got to go.”  )

Title: Full Disclosure – Part Two of Two
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar, The West Wing
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, Jed Bartlet, Mozzie, Diana Berrigan, Theo Berrigan, Clinton Jones
Spoilers: None, other than generally well-known canon deaths for The West Wing, White Collar
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Non-canon events for The West Wing, possible timeline issues for The West Wing.
Word Count: ~3,700 this part, ~12,000 total
Beta and Cheerleading Credit: theatregirl7299, miri_thompson, coffeethyme4me, gnomi
Summary: On the day that Neal’s tracker is removed for the last time, he and his lovers go to The Four Seasons to celebrate. Peter encounters an old acquaintance and issues an invitation to Sunday brunch. An encounter, of the strangest kind ensues.

Part One – On Dreamwidth

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(  Never one to turn down an invitation to a party, Moz arrived at the Burkes' a little on the early side, hoping to get some quality time with the guest of honor. )

Title: It Was Fascination
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke (Peter/Elizabeth)
Spoilers: Pilot
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~750
Summary: Elizabeth recognizes Peter’s fascination and she shares it.

A/N: Written for the lovely and very talented sahiya on occasion of her birthday. Title from the Nat King Cole classic of the same name. Also, a fill for the “Indecent Proposal” Square on my Trope Bingo card.

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(  It was late, and she knew where she’d find her husband. Downstairs at the dining table, going over case files. Elizabeth didn’t bother to put a robe on. It was nearly two AM, and she couldn’t care less if some random passer-by happened to see her in her shortie nightgown. )

Title: Past Midnight, Drunk on Stolen Wine
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Matthew Keller (mention of past Neal/Kate, Mozzie), Neal/Keller
Spoilers: Vague spoilers for 2.10, Forging Bonds; 3.11, Checkmate
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~900
Beta Credit: coffeethyme4me
Summary: In the days following his breakup with Kate, Neal had another partner in crime, Matthew Keller. After a successful job, Neal’s anxious to celebrate.

A/N: The first of my Fic-Can-Ukah fics, for jrosemary, who picked the prompt, Past Midnight, Drunk on Stolen Wine.

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(  Neal has done this enough times to recognize the feeling – the high that he gets from finishing a job successfully. Getting away clean with the loot, no one hurt, no shots fired, the plan – their plan – working perfectly.  )

Title: Smallclothes
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words 2012 - Prompt 004 - Underpants
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Neal/Peter
Spoilers/Episode References: S2.11 – Forging Bonds
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: More Suit!Porn
Word Count: 300 Exactly
Summary: Neal’s imagination is only limited by reality.

A/N: This is the only prompt repeated from MMOM 2011, because my dearest rabidchild67 asked for another strokefic about the funniest word in the English language – underpants.

(  To say that Agent Burke intrigued him was a vast understatement. Neal may have tweaked him with that lime sucker, but it was Neal’s imagination that was tweaked. )

Title: A Twilight Memory
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: June (and Byron)
Spoilers: None, Pre-Series
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~500
Summary: Memories are sharp, but the senses forget. Written for Day Four of the Eight Days of Fic-can-ukah, for ladyrose42. Her prompt is the title of this story.

( The sun set over that impossible skyline, the city lights twinkling on like falling stars. She was alone. She had her memories. And her whiskey. That was enough. )

Title: Cock Check
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words - Prompt 022 - Penis
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Peter Burke (Peter/Elizabeth, fantasy Peter/Neal)
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: 300 Exactly
Summary: Pre-Series, Peter fantasizes about Neal and his equipment.

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( Peter couldn’t believe it. Neal checked him out as he was arresting him.  )

Title: Not His Hands
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words - Prompt 004 - Nails
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Neal Caffrey
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: 300 Exactly
Summary: The inevitable prison wank fic.

( Neal looked at his hands - they weren’t the hands of a gentleman anymore. )

Title: First Jobs
Author:  elrhiarhodan
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairing: Mozzie
Fandom:  White Collar
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~800
Summary: How Mozzie, small time criminal with big time dreams, got his start

( Mozzie was not a native New Yorker, despite his deep affinity for the City and its denizens. )

Title: A Dish of Rocky Road
Author: elrhiarhodan 
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Elizabeth Burke/Peter Burke
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Explicit reference to light sexual discipline, light drug use, pre-marital sex
Word Count: ~ 500
Summary: Elizabeth Burke is not a vanilla kind of girl.

A/N - Part of my Peter/Elizabeth mythology that got started in Honey, Is There a Problem?

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( It took most of the first three years of college to discover that no, she really wasn't precisely a vanilla kind of girl. )

Title: Neck Deep In a Game of Cat and Mouse
Author: elrhiarhodan
Rating: R
Fandom: White Collar
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke/Neal Caffrey
Spoilers: None - Pre-Series
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Rape Fantasy
Word Count: ~850
Summary: The first time Peter and Neal meet, with surprising repercussions.



Written for a prompt from ursula4x during the One - Two - Three Word Promptfest held at my journal in mid-July. She wanted to know about the first time that Neal was aroused by Peter. This one was almost too easy. I’ve been writing about their first encounter, on the Rialto Bridge in Venice almost since I’ve started written in this fandom. This incident originally appeared in one of the parts of my only Kink!Meme fill (Public Sex, Part II - In the Dendur Pavilion), played a starring role in Neal’s dirty talk to Peter in Boléro and has been referenced in story after story in the Paladin ‘verse. Although it’s gotten a capstone in Hello, My Heart, I’ve never told the story as it actually happened.

( Kate teased him about getting a “daddy complex” because he spent so many hours reading the agent’s file, but in truth, Neal was wondering what it would take to corrupt Peter, to bring him in on the con. )

Title: Promote the General Welfare – The Preamble Redux, Part VI
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Mozzie
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~2000
Summary: Eight Clauses That Define a Relationship: Part VI – Just Because You’re Paranoid, Doesn’t Mean That They’re Not Out To Get You

A/N: This series was inspired by secretsolitaire, who guessed my favorite line from “Take a Seat, Mr. Caffrey”. I offered her the fic of her choice, and she asked for something domestic, warm and angst free (but with plenty of good sex). I replied with something about a bit of “domestic tranquility.” Then I GOT AN IDEA…

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(  Moz gritted his teeth – he hated people just showing up at his office unannounced. Didn’t they know that’s what secretaries were for, to make appointments? )