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Title: One Hundred and Six Ficlets – Three Sentence A/Us
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: G through NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Sara Ellis, Clinton Jones, June Ellington, Mozzie, Reese Hughes, Diana Berrigan, Satchmo, Bugsy, Vincent Adler, Matthew Keller, Gordon Taylor, Byron Ellington, Bradfor (Ford) Tolman; Peter/Neal, Peter/Elizabeth, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal, Peter/Mozzie, Neal/Keller, Neal/Adler, Neal/Mozzie, Neal/Sara, Mozzie/Keller, June/Byron, Mozzie/Sara
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Non-Con, Dub-Con, Murder, Animal Sex (not beastiality), Death of canon characters, Power Imbalance, Coercion. Possibly others – if you are easily triggered, proceed with caution
Word Count: ~9000
Beta Credit: sinfulslasher
Summary: Last May, I did a three-sentence A/U prompt meme, where I asked readers to give me an A/U prompt and a pairing or character. The challenge was to write a complete story in three sentences. All told, I filled 106 prompts. Some of these are tiny tags to existing fics, others are clearly the start of something major.

The prompts range from crossovers and fusions to historical a/us to some very creative and challenging scenarios. Thank you to everyone who left prompts for me, I hope you have a chance to enjoy all of these again.

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(  One Hundred and Six Ficlets )

Title: Is It Getting Hot in Here, or Is It Just Me? - Five Ficlets in the Rentboy ‘Verse
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Matthew Keller, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Vincent Adler, Mozzie, Neal/Keller, Neal/Adler, Neal/Peter, Neal/Mozzie (basically, Neal’s for sale to anyone)
Word Count: ~550
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Hints of non-consensual relationships; pointless smut of the smuttiest kind.
Beta Credit: None
Summary: Five three-sentence ficlets set in the Rentboy ‘Verse (oh, you didn’t know I had a Rentboy ‘Verse?) based on prompts off of my Season of Kink bingo card.

Author’s Note: The incredible sinfulslasher prompted me with five ideas for the top line of my Seasons of Kink bingo card. Of course, these ficlets are too short to qualify as bingo fills, but who cares?

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( Smut This Way... )



Title: We Rise Where Shadows Fall – Part Five
Artist: Nioell
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Mitchell, Mozzie, Clinton Jones, Lauren Cruz, Kyle Bancroft, Original Characters; Peter/Neal, past Neal/Adler, past Peter/Elizabeth (marriage of convenience), Peter-Elizabeth friendship
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~41,000
Beta Credit: coffeethyme4me, miri_thompson, theatregirl7299.
Summary: Neal, a former employee of Vincent Adler – and the only person from Adler’s organization to serve jail time – has agreed to help the FBI find Adler. Peter Burke, the case agent assigned to the Adler case, is worried about Neal’s safety and doesn’t trust the Marshals, so he’s keeping him close at hand. The attraction between the two men grows as they learn about each other and everything comes to a head when Neal finally shares a devastating secret.

Title from the Oysterband song, “Rise Above”.

Written for Round One of the wc_reverse_bb.


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(  They made it down to the street before Neal burst out laughing. “I can’t believe Stan was really that stupid.” He had to lean against the building to catch his breath. )

Title: We Rise Where Shadows Fall – Part Three
Artist: Nioell
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Mitchell, Mozzie, Clinton Jones, Lauren Cruz, Kyle Bancroft, Original Characters; Peter/Neal, past Neal/Adler, past Peter/Elizabeth (marriage of convenience), Peter-Elizabeth friendship
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~41,000
Beta Credit: coffeethyme4me, miri_thompson, theatregirl7299
Summary: Neal, a former employee of Vincent Adler – and the only person from Adler’s organization to serve jail time – has agreed to help the FBI find Adler. Peter Burke, the case agent assigned to the Adler case, is worried about Neal’s safety and doesn’t trust the Marshals, so he’s keeping him close at hand. The attraction between the two men grows as they learn about each other and everything comes to a head when Neal finally shares a devastating secret.

A/N: When I first set this up for posting, I apparently lost count of the number of chapters - there are only five, not six.

Title from the Oysterband song, “Rise Above”.

Written for Round One of the wc_reverse_bb.


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(  Peter realized his mistake almost as soon as they’d entered the consignment shop, what with the hushed and genteel atmosphere, the sign in elegant script offering help with fittings by the store’s on-premises dressmakers and tailors, and of course, the discreet price tags. )

Title: We Rise Where Shadows Fall – Part One
Artist: Nioell
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Mitchell, Mozzie, Clinton Jones, Lauren Cruz, Kyle Bancroft, Original Characters; Peter/Neal, past Neal/Adler, past Peter/Elizabeth (marriage of convenience), Peter-Elizabeth friendship
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~41,000
Beta Credit: coffeethyme4me, miri_thompson, theatregirl7299
Summary: Neal, a former employee of Vincent Adler – and the only person from Adler’s organization to serve jail time – has agreed to help the FBI find Adler, who disappeared over half a decade ago. Peter Burke, the case agent assigned to the Adler case, is worried about Neal’s safety and doesn’t trust the Marshals, so he’s keeping him close at hand. The attraction between the two men grows as they learn about each other and everything comes to a head when Neal finally shares a devastating secret.

A/N: Continues the story that began in Nothing Will Remain, the near-canon A/U, where Peter is an FBI agent assigned to locate Vincent Adler. He had discovered that a former employee of Adler’s, Neal Caffrey, is his ex-wife’s book keeper. Neal had been reluctant to assist the FBI, but eventually agrees to help them. This story picks up immediately after the prior story ends, but you don’t have to read that story to understand what’s going on here.

Title from the Oysterband song, “Rise Above”.

Written for Round One of the wc_reverse_bb.


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(  “I’ll help you.” Neal said the words – he hadn’t thought about them before speaking, but now that he’d spoken, it felt right. Like the first right thing he’d done in a very long time.  )

Title: Fortune's Just a One-Night Stand – Master Post
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Mozzie, Elizabeth Mitchell, Diana Berrigan, Clinton Jones, Vincent Adler, Daniel Picah, mention of other canon characters in minor non-canon settings.
Pairings: Peter/Neal, Neal/Daniel, Peter/Adler, Adler/Neal
Spoilers: None
Cover Art: kanarek13,
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Prostitution, rape, Domination/submission, dubious consent, fuck-or-die scenario, use of gender-specific insults
Word Count: ~56,000
Beta Credit: jrosemary, theatregirl7299 and hoosierbitch
Summary: In some alternate universe, Peter Burke is a wealthy and bored financial advisor and discovers that one of his clients, Elizabeth Mitchell, is using her event planning business to launder profits from an escort service catering to the wealthy gay elite in New York. Instead of turning her in, he asks her to hire him. Neal Caffrey has been recently released from a four-year sentence for bond forgery and learns that his girlfriend, Kate has married his old boyfriend, Matthew Keller and they’ve taken off for parts unknown. Determined not to return to prison, Neal turns to his friend, Mozzie, for help. Moz knows a guy – or in this case – a gal who’s willing to hire Neal. As an escort.

A/N: Written for my very dearest friend and writing partner, coffeethyme4me, for Round Three of the wcpairings fic exchange. It’s been hard writing this without my writing partner’s sage and candid advise, but my friends jrosemary and theatregirl7299 have given me stellar advice and very strong shoulders to lean on. And I also much credit all of the wonderful writers at the wcwu chat, for their loving support when I kept crashing and burning through different story ideas.

ETA: I can't believe I forgot to thank someone so dear to me - hoosierbitch - who stepped in as Porn Doctor Extraordinaire! Thank you, sweetness, for all your help.



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Part One: ON LJ | ON DW
Part Two: ON LJ | ON DW
Part Three: ON LJ | ON DW
Part Four: ON LJ | ON DW
Part Five: ON LJ | ON DW
Part Six: ON LJ | ON DW
Part Seven: ON LJ | ON DW
Part Eight: ON LJ | ON DW

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Title from the Oysterband song, Street of Dreams

In my dream the world was silver
Underneath a magic moon
In my dream I lay there waiting
You came naked to my room

In my dream I lay there waiting
You came naked to my room
Woke up sweating, arms all empty
Three o'clock in the afternoon

Every day the world goes faster
Turning faster than it seems
Let's not talk about tomorrow
Leave me here on the street of dreams
Leave me here… on the street of dreams

Walk right by me in the gutter
Lying here outside your door
I look up and see your beauty
Burning up and wanting more

Luck is far away as moonshine
Every deal a shaky hand
Fame is just an empty bottle
Fortune's just a one-night stand

Title: Fortune's Just a One-Night Stand – Part Seven
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Mozzie, Elizabeth Mitchell, Diana Berrigan, Clinton Jones, Vincent Adler, Daniel Picah, mention of other canon characters in minor non-canon settings.
Pairings: Peter/Neal, Neal/Daniel, Peter/Adler, Adler/Neal
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Prostitution, rape, Domination/submission, dubious consent, fuck-or-die scenario, use of gender-specific insults
Word Count: ~56,000
Beta Credit: jrosemary, theatregirl7299 and hoosierbitch
Summary: In some alternate universe, Peter Burke is a wealthy and bored financial advisor and discovers that one of his clients, Elizabeth Mitchell, is using her event planning business to launder profits from an escort service catering to the wealthy gay elite in New York. Instead of turning her in, he asks her to hire him. Neal Caffrey has been recently released from a four-year sentence for bond forgery and learns that his girlfriend, Kate has married his old boyfriend, Matthew Keller and they’ve taken off for parts unknown. Determined not to return to prison, Neal turns to his friend, Mozzie, for help. Moz knows a guy – or in this case – a gal who’s willing to hire Neal. As an escort.

PART SIX - ON LJ | ON DW

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( Peter pushed open the door of the Mitchell Premier Events storefront and nodded to Yvonne, Elizabeth’s long-time and long-suffering assistant. Her boss was with some clients, but Peter wasn’t going to leave and come back. He needed to talk with her and he was prepared to wait, all day if necessary. )

Title: Fortune's Just a One-Night Stand – Part Five
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Mozzie, Elizabeth Mitchell, Diana Berrigan, Clinton Jones, Vincent Adler, Daniel Picah, mention of other canon characters in minor non-canon settings.
Pairings: Peter/Neal, Neal/Daniel, Peter/Adler, Adler/Neal
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Prostitution, rape, Domination/submission, dubious consent, fuck-or-die scenario, use of gender-specific insults
Word Count: ~56,000
Beta Credit: jrosemary, theatregirl7299 and hoosierbitch
Summary: In some alternate universe, Peter Burke is a wealthy and bored financial advisor and discovers that one of his clients, Elizabeth Mitchell, is using her event planning business to launder profits from an escort service catering to the wealthy gay elite in New York. Instead of turning her in, he asks her to hire him. Neal Caffrey has been recently released from a four-year sentence for bond forgery and learns that his girlfriend, Kate has married his old boyfriend, Matthew Keller and they’ve taken off for parts unknown. Determined not to return to prison, Neal turns to his friend, Mozzie, for help. Moz knows a guy – or in this case – a gal who’s willing to hire Neal. As an escort.

PART FOUR - ON LJ | ON DW

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(  “Your meeting with Elizabeth go okay?”  )

Title: Fortune's Just a One-Night Stand – Part Three
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Mozzie, Elizabeth Mitchell, Diana Berrigan, Clinton Jones, Vincent Adler, Daniel Picah, mention of other canon characters in minor non-canon settings.
Pairings: Peter/Neal, Neal/Daniel, Peter/Adler, Adler/Neal
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Prostitution, rape, Domination/submission, dubious consent, fuck-or-die scenario, use of gender-specific insults
Word Count: ~56,000
Beta Credit: jrosemary, theatregirl7299 and hoosierbitch
Summary: In some alternate universe, Peter Burke is a wealthy and bored financial advisor and discovers that one of his clients, Elizabeth Mitchell, is using her event planning business to launder profits from an escort service catering to the wealthy gay elite in New York. Instead of turning her in, he asks her to hire him. Neal Caffrey has been recently released from a four-year sentence for bond forgery and learns that his girlfriend, Kate has married his old boyfriend, Matthew Keller and they’ve taken off for parts unknown. Determined not to return to prison, Neal turns to his friend, Mozzie, for help. Moz knows a guy – or in this case – a gal who’s willing to hire Neal. As an escort.

PART TWO - ON LJ | ON DW

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( For the first time since they’d met, Peter pitied Neal Caffrey. He’d known Daniel Picah for well over a decade, and the man had gotten worse as he got older.  )

Title: Fortune's Just a One-Night Stand – Part One
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Mozzie, Elizabeth Mitchell, Diana Berrigan, Clinton Jones, Vincent Adler, Daniel Picah, mention of other canon characters in minor non-canon settings.
Pairings: Peter/Neal, Neal/Daniel, Peter/Adler, Adler/Neal
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Prostitution, rape, Domination/submission, dubious consent, fuck-or-die scenario, use of gender-specific insults
Word Count: ~56,000
Beta Credit: jrosemary, theatregirl7299 and hoosierbitch
Summary: In some alternate universe, Peter Burke is a wealthy and bored financial advisor and discovers that one of his clients, Elizabeth Mitchell, is using her event planning business to launder profits from an escort service catering to the wealthy gay elite in New York. Instead of turning her in, he asks her to hire him. Neal Caffrey has been recently released from a four-year sentence for bond forgery and learns that his girlfriend, Kate has married his old boyfriend, Matthew Keller and they’ve taken off for parts unknown. Determined not to return to prison, Neal turns to his friend, Mozzie, for help. Moz knows a guy – or in this case – a gal who’s willing to hire Neal. As an escort.

Masterpost - ON LJ | ON DW

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(  Peter sat down at his dining room table, loosened the silk bow tie and the first stud on his collar. He rolled his head back and forth, wincing as the joints popped. The motion did nothing to ease the tight muscles or the incipient headache. )

Title: The Wonder(ful) Years
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: G - NC17
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, White Collar stunt casting throughout (non-canon uses of canon characters)
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Bullying, verbal abuse of a child, threat of sexual abuse of a preteen child, parental abandonment, blackmail, extortion, consensual sex between older teenagers.
Word Count: ~28,000
Summary: School Years A/U centering on the friendship between Peter Burke and Neal Caffrey, from the time they are in kindergarten through their senior year in high school. For the purposes of this story, all of the characters are roughly the same age (Peter is a year older than Neal). The setting is middle class suburban New York (Westchester County), circa 1970–1983.

A/N: Written for rabidchild67’s KidFic Fest on the whitecollarhc comm.

Beta credit: coffeethyme4me - words cannot express how much I owe, this story owes, to this fabulous woman. Very simply, it wouldn’t have been written without her sage advice, unstinting support and endless bounty of affection. All mistakes are mine and mine alone.

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I should know better than to do Five Times fics. The beauty of writing a five times type story is that you can plan short vignettes that build to a respectable whole. When I planned this, it was going to be Four Times Peter Rescued Neal and One Time Neal Rescued Peter. It still is, except that the fifth chapter got a little complex, and ended up at almost 15k. I do hope you enjoy the story and each chapter - it has been a pleasure to write and I think that the only reason I ended it was because it was due TODAY!

Chapter 1 - At the Playground
Chapter 2 - Dodge Ball
Chapter 3 - Little League (Warning: Childhood abandonment issues, threatened sexual abuse of a pre-teen)
Chapter 4 - Rubick's Cube
Chapter 5 - Part 1 - Under the Bleachers
Chapter 5 - Part 2 - Under the Bleachers (Content Notice: Consensual sexual relations between teenagers)
Epilogue - At the Playground


Regarding the title, there is a terrific and very lighthearted White Collar HS A/U called The Wondersmith Years, by Msrvc, which I discovered when I was collecting stories for the White Collar Fixation Fan Fic Fest. I had tried to change the title of my own fic, but there was nothing else I could come up with that was quite as suitable.

Title: Cool Down With The Rain
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Vincent Adler, Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, fantasy Vincent/Peter, fantasy Vincent/Neal
Spoilers: Forging Bonds
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Fantasy Dub-Con, Fantasy Non-Con, Masturbation
Word Count: ~1500
Summary: Vincent Adler knows he needs to eliminate Peter Burke if all his plans are to succeed. The plans in his head don’t work out quite as he wanted them to. Or maybe, subconsciously, they did. For the Kink Bingo Square – Sexual Extortion

(  Vincent Adler sat on the terrace of his apartment in Buenos Aires, sipping a glass of wine and admiring the sunset. His exile was almost over – his plans – the ones he had been working on almost all of his life, were about to come to fruition.  )
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Title: A Creature Feature
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing/Characters: Vincent Adler/Neal Caffrey, Vincent Adler/Kate Moreau, Vincent Adler/His Creatures
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: If you live in some alternate universe where this stuff airs on basic cable in Prime Time, it may spoil something in Forging Bonds
Word Count: ~625
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Oh, tentacle porn, dub-con, non-don, nipples, breathplay. Your usual White Collar stuff
Summary: It’s tentacle porn.

A/N: This is all rabidchild67’s fault. We were chatting yesterday, throwing out outrageous prompts to each other, and she tosses off “Tentacles.” Now, I’ve written wing!fic, but I’ve not really tackled the other cracky fandom tropes – and I like nothing better than a challenge. So my brain just goes there - Vincent Adler. Of course he’s got tentacles. That’s the only explanation.

Consider yourself warned.

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( Vincent Adler stands in his bedroom, naked. )