elrhiarhodan

Title: The Miracle of Love (In This Heartless World)
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R (with some NC-17 moments)
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Mozzie, Elizabeth (Mitchell), Diana Berrigan, Christie, Sara Ellis, OMCs; Peter/Neal, Elizabeth/Mozzie, Diana/Christie
Word Count: ~5500
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Beta Credit: sinfulslasher
Summary: A Wonder(ful) Years story, set on the morning after their thirtieth high school reunion, as first mentioned in the original Wonder(ful) Years story, and detailed in The Chaos of Our Lives (When Tomorrow Comes). Peter and Neal have brunch with their old friends and before they head back to Manhattan, they go visit Peter's childhood home, and find something unexpected.

Author’s Note: Written for my dearest pooh_collector, who selected "The Geography of Home" and a timestamp for The Wonder(ful) Years for the fourth night of Fic-Can-Ukah.

Title from the Eurhythmics song of the same name.

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( Peter rolled over, mildly uncomfortable. This wasn't his bed. These weren't his pillows. He stretched and encountered a warm body. But this was his husband. )

Title: Dirty, Filthy, Wrong
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17 (to the max)
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Diana Berrigan, Christie Brooks, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke (Diana/Neal, Diana/Christie, Peter/Neal, Peter/Elizabeth, implied Peter/Neal/Elizabeth/Christie/Diana)
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Sex Pollen and all the ramifications thereof, especially non-con/dub-con and a canonical gay character having het-sex. Rough sex.
Word Count: ~1400
Beta Credit: None
Summary: Diana and Neal are dosed with sex pollen. It’s fuck-or-die. Simple as that.

A/N: For my very dearest friend, rabidchild, on the occasion of her birthday.

This is the actual transcript of a chat that RC and I had, oh maybe 2-3 years ago… I saved it, thinking that one day I’d turn it into a real fic. I’m still up to my neck in my Big Bang and don’t have the time to do serious work on anything else, but I didn’t want to let the day pass without a gift. I had the bright idea to clean this up and give to her, sort of like what a cat might leave its human on the front porch. And in case you’re wondering, the only thing I cleaned up was grammar, spelling, punctuation and capitalization and maybe the re-ordering of one or two lines to fix the narrative flow when RC and I typed over each other.

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( This is the chat, as it unfolded on one crazy afternoon in 2011, when we both should have been working… )

Title: Secrets Best Left Unshared
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Diana/Christie, Neal Caffrey
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~700
Beta Credit: None
Summary: Diana and Christie, newly reunited, are out for a night of dancing. They see something very unexpected.

A/N: Originally written for wickhouse2005 for the Prompt Me Meme I did exactly a year ago. Her prompt is at the end of the story. Not part of Dance’verse.

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(  “Di?” There was a lull in the music and Diana turned around at the sound of her girlfriend’s voice.  )

Title: I Spy (with my little eye)
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Christie Brooks, Diana Berrigan, Elizabeth Burke, Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Neal/Peter
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Voyeurism, hand-tool analogies, too much ice tea, self-pleasure, boys being boys, basically, PWP.
Word Count: ~1400
Summary: Diana and Christie are invited to the Burkes’ for a Sunday barbeque; Neal and Peter are busy upstairs, “hanging shelves.” Or are they? Christie finds out.

( This way to smut  )

Title: My Secret Garden
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing/Characters: Elizabeth Burke, Diana Berrigan, Christie Brooks, (Elizabeth/Diana/Christie)
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: None
Word Count: ~3200
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Femslash, Abuse of Volunteer Vegetables, Surprise Sex, Light Bondage, Mild Dub-Con
Summary: There are things growing wild in Elizabeth Burke’s garden. Written for Kink Bingo Round 4 – Held Down square.

A/N: Written for the lovely and enviably talented coffeethyme4me, because she asked. Title cheerfully ganked from the Nancy Friday classic.

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(  Her boys were away. )