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Title: There Will Always Be Time For Paris
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar RPF – Matt/Simon
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Matt Bomer/Simon Halls (as fictional characters)
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~800
Summary: Simon wants to finally give Matt the honeymoon of their dreams.

A/N: Written for damietta as extra day for my Fic-Can-Ukah meme, the prompt was “There is a Place Somewhere Called Paris” and she asked for Matt/Simon. I have no clue if any of the “facts” attributed to these real people are actually true.

(  “The kids asleep?” Matt looked up from the script he was reading and Simon swallowed hard. Those dorky glasses on the gorgeous face did something for him, to him and he didn’t hear a word Matt said.  )

Title: The Place Where Wings Unfurl
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, well-implied future P/N, N/E, P/E/N
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~800
Summary: Incarceration and a two mile radius have taken their toll on Neal’s self-control. Written for doctor_fangeek as an extra day for my Fic-Can-Ukah meme, for the prompt that’s the title of this story.

(  Neal hadn’t flown for the better part of a decade, the four-plus years of incarceration and the four years on work release made it difficult. Although he had been on an airplane several times with Peter, but that wasn’t the type of flying that he missed. )

Title: Paris in His Mind
Author: elrhiarhodan
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairing: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke (P/E/N)
Fandom: White Collar
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~1000
Summary: There is a perfect place in Neal’s heart called “Paris”. Written for Day Eight of the Eight Days of Fic-can-ukah, for penguingal. Her prompt was “There Is A Place Called Paris.”


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( Neal had tried not to think about other places when he was locked up. He was wise enough to know that it only made things worse.  )

Title: Background Music
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Neal, Alex
Spoilers: None, Future Fic
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~900
Summary: Alex asks Neal to meet her for a drink, she needs some advice. Written for Day Six of the Eight Days of Fic-can-ukah, for surreal_44. Her prompt is “Someone Playing the Piano.

( The Carlyle was always Alex’s favorite place to meet, especially when someone else was picking up the tab. )

Title: A Twilight Memory
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: June (and Byron)
Spoilers: None, Pre-Series
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~500
Summary: Memories are sharp, but the senses forget. Written for Day Four of the Eight Days of Fic-can-ukah, for ladyrose42. Her prompt is the title of this story.

( The sun set over that impossible skyline, the city lights twinkling on like falling stars. She was alone. She had her memories. And her whiskey. That was enough. )

Title: Riding the All Night Train
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~750
Summary: Neal and Peter agree to meet with Admiral White, Peter’s old boss from Naval Intelligence. Written for Day Two of the Eight Days of Fic-can-ukah, for ultracape. Her prompt is the title of this story. Part of the Danger’verse - but not filled with a WC100 prompt, nor constrained to the 300 word limit.

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(  “Neal - there’s still time. You can back out.” Peter didn’t even try to keep the pleading note out of his voice. )

Title: We Shall Come Home - Chapter XVIII
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing/Characters: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, Reese Hughes, Diana Berrigan, Clinton Jones, Mozzie, Satchmo, plus other characters.
Rating: R
Spoilers: None
Word Count: ~ 3700 (this chapter) ~61,000 (total)
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Summary: Transformed beyond recognition, beyond comprehension, Peter and Neal are lost in the woods and desperately try to get home. A tale of friendship, sacrifice, loss and ultimately, of love. Nightmares stalk Peter, denying him the rest he needs. Neal and Moz have a pair of one-sided conversations.

We Shall Come Home is not a work in progress. New chapters will be posted once a week, on Tuesdays.
Chapter I | Chapter II | Chapter III | Chapter IV | Chapter V | Chapter VI | Chapter VII | Chapter VIII | Chapter IX | Chapter X | Chapter XI | Chapter XII | Chapter XIII | Chapter XIV | Chapter XV | Chapter XVI |Chapter XVII |

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( CHAPTER XVIII – WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON )

Title: Should Old Acquaintance Be Forgot
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, (P/E/N), Reese Hughes, Diana Berrigan, Clinton Jones, Bancroft, the return of The Army Brats (Stephen, mention of Emily and Matthew)
Spoilers: None, A/U from 2.09 forward
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~6000
Summary: A series of vignettes filling in the events at the White Collar office after Peter takes over from Hughes and Neal rejoins the Bureau following his stint as an agent-in-training at Quantico. It isn’t long before Neal’s chickens come home to roost, in a good way.

For the first parts of this story, please read Between the Darkness and the Dawn, and then My Charade (is the event of the season).

(  Reese Hughes stood on the balcony and looked out over the collected mass of agents and administrative personnel he called together for this late day meeting. Peter stood at his right and a few steps back and behind him. )

Title: Let’s Play Among the Stars
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Clinton Jones, Neal/Clinton
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~2100
Summary: It’s Christmas, 2014 and Clinton Jones is tired of seeing Neal long for something he’ll never have.

(  Technically, the U.S. Government doesn’t pay for staff holiday parties.  )

Title: Nine Easy Pieces - A Collection of Comment Smut and Unfinished Porn
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Various - Peter/Neal, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal, Neal/Moz
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None, just various bits of prom
Word Count: ~3000
Summary: Nothing to summarize - just pornishy goodness that have been written over the past year that was either published as comment fic, or during a slashchat, or was started and never finished. ENJOY!!!!!!!

( Here be porn! )

Title: How To Ruin a Perfectly Good Christmas Party
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Elizabeth Burke (POV), Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, others
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: A rare act of gun violence. Crack.
Word Count: ~1000
Summary: There are some things that Neal Caffrey can not, will not tolerate. I don’t blame him one bit.

(  Elizabeth looked out over the people in her living room and let out a small sigh of satisfaction. )

Title: Riding the Lake Shore Limited
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Moz (Neal/Moz)
Spoilers: Forging Bonds (S2.11)
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~900
Summary: Pre-series, Neal and Moz take a little trip.

Written for my oldest LJ friend, photoash, on the occasion of her birthday. Last week, she prompted me for “Riding the Overnight Train” with Neal/Moz, pre-series, for my Fic-Can-Ukah meme. And since it’s her birthday, I thought I’d give it to her a little early. Happy birthday, Darling! Hope you enjoy it and have a terrific and very special day.

(  “So, tell me again – why are we taking the overnight train from New York to Chicago?”  )

Title: We Shall Come Home - Chapter XVII
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing/Characters: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, Reese Hughes, Diana Berrigan, Clinton Jones, Mozzie, Satchmo, plus other characters.
Rating: R
Spoilers: None
Word Count: ~ 3400 (this chapter) ~61,000 (total)
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Summary: Transformed beyond recognition, beyond comprehension, Peter and Neal are lost in the woods and desperately try to get home. A tale of friendship, sacrifice, loss and ultimately, of love. Moz and Diana finally understand the full scope of Neal's predicament, and Elizabeth has an epiphany.

We Shall Come Home is not a work in progress. New chapters will be posted once a week, on Tuesdays.
Chapter I | Chapter II | Chapter III | Chapter IV | Chapter V | Chapter VI | Chapter VII | Chapter VIII | Chapter IX | Chapter X | Chapter XI | Chapter XII | Chapter XIII | Chapter XIV | Chapter XV |
Chapter XVI |

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( CHAPTER XVII – WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON )

Title: Calculated
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke
Spoilers: S2.12 – What Happens in Burma
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~500
Summary: It wasn’t quite a lie that Neal told Peter that day. Not quite. Tag to S2.12, What Happens in Burma.

(  When Neal told Peter that his father was a cop, it wasn’t exactly the truth. And it wasn’t exactly a lie either.  )

Title: It Might Have Happened Like This
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey (Neal/Kate)
Spoilers: None, Reference to concepts from Season 1
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~400
Summary: An alternative theory of just how Neal got his hands on an empty bottle of ’82 Bordeaux

(  There are crimes, and there are Crimes  )

Title: Not Quite Cappuccino in the Clouds
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Moz; reference to Peter and Elizabeth Burke (P/E/N)
Spoilers: Oh, certainly not.
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Death and consumption of a small urban animal. Part of the Transformation Series. Crack. Mild horror. Wha? Tentacles. Wings. Humor. You’ve been warned.
Word Count: ~600
Summary: Neal and Moz decide what do on such a pleasant Sunday afternoon.

(  A pigeon landed with a flutter of wings, started cooing, and Neal glanced up in annoyance. )

Title: We Shall Come Home - Chapter XVI
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing/Characters: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, Reese Hughes, Diana Berrigan, Clinton Jones, Mozzie, Satchmo, plus other characters.
Rating: R
Spoilers: None
Word Count: ~ 3600 (this chapter) ~61,000 (total)
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Summary: Transformed beyond recognition, beyond comprehension, Peter and Neal are lost in the woods and desperately try to get home. A tale of friendship, sacrifice, loss and ultimately, of love. Moz is a man of many disguises and Neal makes friends wherever he goes, no matter what shape he’s in.

We Shall Come Home is not a work in progress. New chapters will be posted once a week, on Tuesdays.
Chapter I | Chapter II | Chapter III | Chapter IV | Chapter V | Chapter VI | Chapter VII | Chapter VIII | Chapter IX | Chapter X | Chapter XI | Chapter XII | Chapter XIII | Chapter XIV |Chapter XV |

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( CHAPTER XVI – WEDNESDAY MORNING )

Title: Even the Stars Are Not Safe in Heaven - Part II
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar; L&O: SVU
Rating: R (for off-camera violence)
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Peter/Elizabeth, Neal Caffrey. Also, Detective Olivia Benson, Detective John Munch
Spoilers: S3.10 – Countdown
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Off camera rape and assault, allusion to prior rape and assault. Physical and emotional hurt/comfort. Gen/Friendship, reconciliation.
Word Count: ~21,000 (Complete). This part: ~4600. Part I was published on Monday, December 5, and Part III (the conclusion) will be published Wednesday, December 7.
Summary: In the two years following Elizabeth Burke’s kidnapping and her safe recovery, Peter has cut Neal out of his life, unwilling to forgive his part in Elizabeth’s trauma or the betrayal of their own partnership. The story begins with Neal’s successful completion of his work-release, and he says goodbye. It is a moment of finality. But time passes, some wounds heal and tragedy brings them back together.

(  His world was reduced to a dark tunnel, and something was chasing him. No – not a tunnel, a maze. He tried to find his way out but the beast was always behind him, just a few steps from tearing him apart. )

Title: We Shall Come Home - Chapter XV
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing/Characters: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, Reese Hughes, Diana Berrigan, Clinton Jones, Mozzie, Satchmo, plus other characters.
Rating: R
Spoilers: None
Word Count: ~ 2100 (this chapter) ~61,000 (total)
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Summary: Transformed beyond recognition, beyond comprehension, Peter and Neal are lost in the woods and desperately try to get home. A tale of friendship, sacrifice, loss and ultimately, of love. .

We Shall Come Home is not a work in progress. New chapters will be posted once a week, on Tuesdays.
Chapter I | Chapter II | Chapter III | Chapter IV | Chapter V | Chapter VI | Chapter VII | Chapter VIII | Chapter IX | Chapter X | Chapter XI | Chapter XII | Chapter XIII | Chapter XIV |

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( CHAPTER XV – TUESDAY MORNING )

Title: Mediation
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Elizabeth Burke, Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey (P/E/N)
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: An argument for the DC’verse fandom?
Word Count: ~300
Summary: Elizabeth hates when her boys argue.

(  “I want the two of you to stop fighting, NOW.”  )

Title: We Shall Come Home - Chapter XIV
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing/Characters: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, Reese Hughes, Diana Berrigan, Clinton Jones, Mozzie, Satchmo, plus other characters.
Rating: R
Spoilers: None
Word Count: ~ 2000 (this chapter) ~61,000 (total)
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Summary: Transformed beyond recognition, beyond comprehension, Peter and Neal are lost in the woods and desperately try to get home. A tale of friendship, sacrifice, loss and ultimately, of love. Peter wakes up, and he needs to find Neal, regardless of the consequences to himself.

We Shall Come Home is not a work in progress. New chapters will be posted once a week, on Tuesdays.
Chapter I | Chapter II | Chapter III | Chapter IV | Chapter V | Chapter VI | Chapter VII | Chapter VIII | Chapter IX | Chapter X | Chapter XI | Chapter XII | Chapter XIII |

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( CHAPTER XIV – TUESDAY MORNING )

Title: We Shall Come Home - Chapter XIII
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing/Characters: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, Reese Hughes, Diana Berrigan, Clinton Jones, Mozzie, Satchmo, plus other characters.
Rating: R
Spoilers: None
Word Count: ~ 3300 (this chapter) ~61,000 (total)
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Summary: Transformed beyond recognition, beyond comprehension, Peter and Neal are lost in the woods and desperately try to get home. A tale of friendship, sacrifice, loss and ultimately, of love. Lost and alone, Neal finds a safe place and a new pack. But this place isn’t safe, and the pack can’t protect him. Warning – scenes of cruelty to animals.

We Shall Come Home is not a work in progress. New chapters will be posted once a week, on Tuesdays.
Chapter I | Chapter II | Chapter III | Chapter IV | Chapter V | Chapter VI | Chapter VII | Chapter VIII | Chapter IX | Chapter X | Chapter XI | Chapter XII |

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( CHAPTER XIII – MONDAY MORNING )

Title: We Shall Come Home - Chapter XII
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing/Characters: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, Reese Hughes, Diana Berrigan, Clinton Jones, Mozzie, Satchmo, plus other characters.
Rating: R
Spoilers: None
Word Count: ~ 3300 (this chapter) ~61,000 (total)
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Summary: Transformed beyond recognition, beyond comprehension, Peter and Neal are lost in the woods and desperately try to get home. A tale of friendship, sacrifice, loss and ultimately, of love. Disaster strikes again. Home is on the horizon, but not for one of them.

We Shall Come Home is not a work in progress. New chapters will be posted once a week, on Tuesdays.
Chapter I | Chapter II | Chapter III | Chapter IV | Chapter V | Chapter VI | Chapter VII | Chapter VIII | Chapter IX | Chapter X | Chapter XI |

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( CHAPTER XII – EARLY SUNDAY EVENING  )

Title: Before the Guests Arrive
Author: elrhiarhodan, rabidchild67, jrosemary, hoosierbitch
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~ 600
Summary: This story was written as a Round Robin Sentence Fic, each of the ladies here contributed a single sentence in order, starting with the prompt that is the title of this fic. We went around three times.

(  Peter sighed and looked out the window, this was not a holiday season he was looking forward to at all. )

Title: In the heart of your heart
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Matt Bomer, Simon Halls, Matt/Simon
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: RPF
Word Count: ~350
Summary: Simon has a sweet surprise waiting for Matt.

(  There's a small crowd waiting outside the studio - and when he comes out, they burst into spontaneous applause.  )