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Title: Dreamers With Empty Hands
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Elizabeth Mitchell (Burke), Mozzie, Neal Caffrey; Peter Burke/Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth/Mozzie
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~4000
Beta Credit: None
Summary: Peter and Neal meet cute at Elizabeth and Mozzie's wedding.

A/N: Written for the fifth edition of Caffrey-Burke Day, celebrating the seventh anniversary of the premier of White Collar (October 23, 2009). Also, a fill for the prompt left for my by buefo (@archivistsrock on tumblr) – "Two Miserable People Meeting at a Wedding AU".

Title from the Billie Holiday classic, Autumn in New York - "Dreamers with empty hands, may sigh for exotic lands/It's autumn in New York, it's good to live it again".

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( Peter isn't much of a fan of weddings. )

Title: The Slow Dance of Madness
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash (2014)
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Harrison Wells, Barry Allen, Harrison/Barry
Word Count: ~8200
Spoilers: None for current season, takes place immediately after S1.08 (Flash vs. Arrow).
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Rough sex, unsafe sex (barebacking)
Beta Credit: theatregirl7299
Summary: Part Three of The Seduction of Barry Allen. After Barry's encounter with Bivolo, he finds he can't escape the rage. So he goes to see the one person who understands the corrosive effects of anger.

Author’s Notes: I've pretty much finished watching Season One (okay - I skipped a few episodes and jumped to the finale) – so there are probably more than a few inaccuracies in canon.

To my White Collar friends who might be intrigued, this pairing presses all of my Neal/Adler buttons big time. A quick primer on Barry and Harrison can be found here.

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( Harrison Wells was alive.  )

Title: A Life More Ordinary - Master Post
Author: elrhiarhodan
Artist: kanarek13
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Neal Caffrey, Satchmo, Mozzie, June Ellington, Matthew Keller, Reese Hughes, Diana Berrigan, Clinton Jones, Yvonne, Asher Ben-Gali (Original Male Character)
Pairings: Peter Burke/Elizabeth Burke, Peter Burke/Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke/Asher Ben-Gali, Neal Caffrey/Matthew Keller (past), Peter Burke/Elizabeth Burke/Asher Ben-Gali (past)
Spoilers: None
Content Notes/Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Threats of graphic violence, graphic description of non-canon animal death, reference to prior emotional, physical and sexual abuse, rape.
Word Count: ~40,000
Beta Credit: miri_thompson
Summary: In this alternate universe, Peter Burke is an FBI agent recovering from gunshot wounds, his career is on hold and he’s becoming frustrated with the lack of progress in his recovery. Neal Caffrey is not a con artist, forger and thief, but a veterinarian who is, himself, recovering from a terrible and abusive relationship. Peter, and his wife, Elizabeth, have a very special marriage – they have, on many occasions, let others into their life and their bed. Peter and Elizabeth have been gently wooing Neal, who wants to be part of their lives, but is still afraid to enter into any serious commitment. Elizabeth, who had initially pursued Neal, is now wondering if a relationship with the young veterinarian is right for her.

A/N: Continues the story that began in last year’s entry for the polybigbang, A Life Less Ordinary, but you do not need to read it to understand what is happening here.

Many thanks to my Beta Reader in Chief, miri_thompson, and to theatregirl7299 and coffeethyme4me for their endless support and cheerleading.

The prologue to this story was adapted and expanded from a story I wrote for my timestamp meme in July, All You Need to Do Is Walk Away, which is now off-line.





Artwork: Cover Art, Banners and Icons by kanarek13


Part One: LiveJournal | Dreamwidth
Part Two: LiveJournal | Dreamwidth
Part Three: LiveJournal | Dreamwidth
Part Four: LiveJournal | Dreamwidth
Part Five: LiveJournal | Dreamwidth
Part Six: LiveJournal | Dreamwidth

Title: Fortune's Just a One-Night Stand – Master Post
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Mozzie, Elizabeth Mitchell, Diana Berrigan, Clinton Jones, Vincent Adler, Daniel Picah, mention of other canon characters in minor non-canon settings.
Pairings: Peter/Neal, Neal/Daniel, Peter/Adler, Adler/Neal
Spoilers: None
Cover Art: kanarek13,
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Prostitution, rape, Domination/submission, dubious consent, fuck-or-die scenario, use of gender-specific insults
Word Count: ~56,000
Beta Credit: jrosemary, theatregirl7299 and hoosierbitch
Summary: In some alternate universe, Peter Burke is a wealthy and bored financial advisor and discovers that one of his clients, Elizabeth Mitchell, is using her event planning business to launder profits from an escort service catering to the wealthy gay elite in New York. Instead of turning her in, he asks her to hire him. Neal Caffrey has been recently released from a four-year sentence for bond forgery and learns that his girlfriend, Kate has married his old boyfriend, Matthew Keller and they’ve taken off for parts unknown. Determined not to return to prison, Neal turns to his friend, Mozzie, for help. Moz knows a guy – or in this case – a gal who’s willing to hire Neal. As an escort.

A/N: Written for my very dearest friend and writing partner, coffeethyme4me, for Round Three of the wcpairings fic exchange. It’s been hard writing this without my writing partner’s sage and candid advise, but my friends jrosemary and theatregirl7299 have given me stellar advice and very strong shoulders to lean on. And I also much credit all of the wonderful writers at the wcwu chat, for their loving support when I kept crashing and burning through different story ideas.

ETA: I can't believe I forgot to thank someone so dear to me - hoosierbitch - who stepped in as Porn Doctor Extraordinaire! Thank you, sweetness, for all your help.



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Part One: ON LJ | ON DW
Part Two: ON LJ | ON DW
Part Three: ON LJ | ON DW
Part Four: ON LJ | ON DW
Part Five: ON LJ | ON DW
Part Six: ON LJ | ON DW
Part Seven: ON LJ | ON DW
Part Eight: ON LJ | ON DW

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Title from the Oysterband song, Street of Dreams

In my dream the world was silver
Underneath a magic moon
In my dream I lay there waiting
You came naked to my room

In my dream I lay there waiting
You came naked to my room
Woke up sweating, arms all empty
Three o'clock in the afternoon

Every day the world goes faster
Turning faster than it seems
Let's not talk about tomorrow
Leave me here on the street of dreams
Leave me here… on the street of dreams

Walk right by me in the gutter
Lying here outside your door
I look up and see your beauty
Burning up and wanting more

Luck is far away as moonshine
Every deal a shaky hand
Fame is just an empty bottle
Fortune's just a one-night stand

Title: Fortune's Just a One-Night Stand – Part Seven
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Mozzie, Elizabeth Mitchell, Diana Berrigan, Clinton Jones, Vincent Adler, Daniel Picah, mention of other canon characters in minor non-canon settings.
Pairings: Peter/Neal, Neal/Daniel, Peter/Adler, Adler/Neal
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Prostitution, rape, Domination/submission, dubious consent, fuck-or-die scenario, use of gender-specific insults
Word Count: ~56,000
Beta Credit: jrosemary, theatregirl7299 and hoosierbitch
Summary: In some alternate universe, Peter Burke is a wealthy and bored financial advisor and discovers that one of his clients, Elizabeth Mitchell, is using her event planning business to launder profits from an escort service catering to the wealthy gay elite in New York. Instead of turning her in, he asks her to hire him. Neal Caffrey has been recently released from a four-year sentence for bond forgery and learns that his girlfriend, Kate has married his old boyfriend, Matthew Keller and they’ve taken off for parts unknown. Determined not to return to prison, Neal turns to his friend, Mozzie, for help. Moz knows a guy – or in this case – a gal who’s willing to hire Neal. As an escort.

PART SIX - ON LJ | ON DW

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( Peter pushed open the door of the Mitchell Premier Events storefront and nodded to Yvonne, Elizabeth’s long-time and long-suffering assistant. Her boss was with some clients, but Peter wasn’t going to leave and come back. He needed to talk with her and he was prepared to wait, all day if necessary. )

Title: Fortune's Just a One-Night Stand – Part Five
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Mozzie, Elizabeth Mitchell, Diana Berrigan, Clinton Jones, Vincent Adler, Daniel Picah, mention of other canon characters in minor non-canon settings.
Pairings: Peter/Neal, Neal/Daniel, Peter/Adler, Adler/Neal
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Prostitution, rape, Domination/submission, dubious consent, fuck-or-die scenario, use of gender-specific insults
Word Count: ~56,000
Beta Credit: jrosemary, theatregirl7299 and hoosierbitch
Summary: In some alternate universe, Peter Burke is a wealthy and bored financial advisor and discovers that one of his clients, Elizabeth Mitchell, is using her event planning business to launder profits from an escort service catering to the wealthy gay elite in New York. Instead of turning her in, he asks her to hire him. Neal Caffrey has been recently released from a four-year sentence for bond forgery and learns that his girlfriend, Kate has married his old boyfriend, Matthew Keller and they’ve taken off for parts unknown. Determined not to return to prison, Neal turns to his friend, Mozzie, for help. Moz knows a guy – or in this case – a gal who’s willing to hire Neal. As an escort.

PART FOUR - ON LJ | ON DW

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(  “Your meeting with Elizabeth go okay?”  )

Title: Fortune's Just a One-Night Stand – Part Three
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Mozzie, Elizabeth Mitchell, Diana Berrigan, Clinton Jones, Vincent Adler, Daniel Picah, mention of other canon characters in minor non-canon settings.
Pairings: Peter/Neal, Neal/Daniel, Peter/Adler, Adler/Neal
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Prostitution, rape, Domination/submission, dubious consent, fuck-or-die scenario, use of gender-specific insults
Word Count: ~56,000
Beta Credit: jrosemary, theatregirl7299 and hoosierbitch
Summary: In some alternate universe, Peter Burke is a wealthy and bored financial advisor and discovers that one of his clients, Elizabeth Mitchell, is using her event planning business to launder profits from an escort service catering to the wealthy gay elite in New York. Instead of turning her in, he asks her to hire him. Neal Caffrey has been recently released from a four-year sentence for bond forgery and learns that his girlfriend, Kate has married his old boyfriend, Matthew Keller and they’ve taken off for parts unknown. Determined not to return to prison, Neal turns to his friend, Mozzie, for help. Moz knows a guy – or in this case – a gal who’s willing to hire Neal. As an escort.

PART TWO - ON LJ | ON DW

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( For the first time since they’d met, Peter pitied Neal Caffrey. He’d known Daniel Picah for well over a decade, and the man had gotten worse as he got older.  )

Title: Fortune's Just a One-Night Stand – Part One
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Mozzie, Elizabeth Mitchell, Diana Berrigan, Clinton Jones, Vincent Adler, Daniel Picah, mention of other canon characters in minor non-canon settings.
Pairings: Peter/Neal, Neal/Daniel, Peter/Adler, Adler/Neal
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Prostitution, rape, Domination/submission, dubious consent, fuck-or-die scenario, use of gender-specific insults
Word Count: ~56,000
Beta Credit: jrosemary, theatregirl7299 and hoosierbitch
Summary: In some alternate universe, Peter Burke is a wealthy and bored financial advisor and discovers that one of his clients, Elizabeth Mitchell, is using her event planning business to launder profits from an escort service catering to the wealthy gay elite in New York. Instead of turning her in, he asks her to hire him. Neal Caffrey has been recently released from a four-year sentence for bond forgery and learns that his girlfriend, Kate has married his old boyfriend, Matthew Keller and they’ve taken off for parts unknown. Determined not to return to prison, Neal turns to his friend, Mozzie, for help. Moz knows a guy – or in this case – a gal who’s willing to hire Neal. As an escort.

Masterpost - ON LJ | ON DW

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(  Peter sat down at his dining room table, loosened the silk bow tie and the first stud on his collar. He rolled his head back and forth, wincing as the joints popped. The motion did nothing to ease the tight muscles or the incipient headache. )

Title: The Inexorable Pull
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Peter/Neal
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Dream-state Dub-con, Angry!Sex
Word Count: ~1200
Beta Credit: coffeethyme4me
Summary: Anger leads to truth leads to kisses leads to more than kisses. And after the anger, joy.

A/N: Written for my dearest coffeethyme4me, who asked for just 300 words of sleepy Peter waking to Neal getting ready to ride him. It got a little out of hand.

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(  For the better part of a decade, Peter has had sex dreams about Neal Caffrey.  )

Title: Someone To Watch Over
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, Queen Elizabeth I, Lord Francis Walsingham, Lord William Cecil
Spoilers: None - this is an Elizabethan A/U - what possible spoilers could there be?
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~2100
Beta Credit: jrosemary
Summary: A continuation of Gloriana’verse, my Elizabethan/White Collar A/U. Peter Burke (together with his indentured servant, Neal Caffrey), in the employ of Lord Francis Walsingham, was instrumental in foiling the Ridolfi Plot to murder Queen Elizabeth. He is being justly rewarded for his efforts. But that’s all backstory.

This is mostly porn.

A/N: Written for my bestie, coffeethyme4me, who asked for “Watching Someone Sleep - Peter/Neal in the Gloriana ‘verse” as Day Two of Fic-Can-Ukah.


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( Peter knew that when he fell, he was going to fall hard. And last night, he did.  )

Title: What Time Would It Be (if we were on mars)
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, Peter/Elizabeth, Peter/Neal, OMC
Spoilers: S2.15, S3.16 – S4.01
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Suggestion of dub-con; BDSM, aftercare
Word Count: ~4400
Beta Credit: coffeethyme4me
Summary: Neal and Elizabeth exchange a kiss, Peter gets jealous.

Prompted by my wonderful friend, coffeethyme4me. Title is from Ani DiFranco’s Hat Shaped Hat. For my brand new, shiny Kink Bingo card, too.

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( Peter considers himself a reasonable man, logical, rational, not given to impulsive emotional acts that would leave devastation in their wake. There are exceptions, of course, because he is human and no one’s perfect.  )

Title: I Have Borne the Burden Of Myself
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey (Peter/Neal)
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~ 7400
Summary: Set at some indefinite point in the future, Neal has reconciled himself to a life of virtue, if just so he can stay near the one thing he knows he can never have.

A/N: This is an accidental Valentine’s Day fic. A few days ago, my friend coffeethyme4me was patiently listening to me moan about how uninspired I was feeling, and she gave me a bunch of wonderful, wonderful prompts. This one: Peter/Neal, pre-slash/UST, eating soup at the office, snow flurries just sent me into orbit. It was going to be a simple story of Neal feeding Peter, sublimating his desires through a gift of food. But since when is what I write ever simple?

Beta’d by my lovely friends, coffeethyme4me and jrosemary, so naturally all mistakes are mine and mine alone. Your comments are always adored and appreciated.

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( There were times when Neal hated Peter. Hated him with a deep, visceral intensity. )

Title: Let’s Play Among the Stars
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Clinton Jones, Neal/Clinton
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~2100
Summary: It’s Christmas, 2014 and Clinton Jones is tired of seeing Neal long for something he’ll never have.

(  Technically, the U.S. Government doesn’t pay for staff holiday parties.  )

Title: Rubbing Elbows With the Moon (please teach me) - Part I
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke/Neal Caffrey
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Discussion of sex (non-graphic) between minor (17 year old) and adult, past (non-graphic) reference to sex between a minor (16 year old) and adult. Brief intimate contact between minor and adult
Word Count: ~ 12,000
Summary: High School A/U where Peter is teaching calculus in a private school in Connecticut. Neal is his star pupil.

( Rubbing Elbows With the Moon (please teach me) - Part I )

Title: True Love’s First Kiss
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke,
Spoilers: Episode 1.14 - Out of the Box
Warnings/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~ 1600
Summary: After the aftermath, after the pain and the tears. After the sex…a kiss.

A/N: Written for daria234 for her 5 Acts Meme, prompt: first kiss.

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(  Neal looks up at Elizabeth. She’s reclining on the couch, naked, her thighs wet with his cum, her nipples swollen and red from his tongue and teeth. She looks magnificent. She looks completely debauched. Neal doesn’t know what to do or what to say. He just sighs. )

Title: True Love's First Kiss
Author:  elrhiarhodan 
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17 for OT3 Sex
Characters: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke,
Spoilers: Out of the Box 1.14
Warnings/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~ 1600
Summary: After the Aftermath - First Sex, First Kiss ____________________

For daria234 for her 5 Acts Meme - Prompt #4. Unbeta'd.
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( True Love's First Kiss )

Title: New York, New York - It’s a Helluva Town – Part III – Kissing In Public
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Neal Caffrey, New York City (Peter/Elizabeth, Peter/Neal this part)
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Private sex acts in public settings
Word Count: ~800 (this part)
Beta Credit: None
Summary: Kink Meme Prompt Reply: El has a kink. She loves to have dirty sex in public places and Bad!Peter is always willing to indulge her. The hire Rentboy!Neal for a frolic. Extra points for dirty talk and sex in a really refined place like The Cloisters or the Metropolitan Museum of Art. Double bonus for Peter in leather. I couldn’t manage to get Neal as a male prostitute, the story kept turning into something that kelly_girl wrote (In Between the Lines) a while back. So, we’ve got Dom!Peter, SexFairy!El, and Sad!Neal all set to have sex...on a bus, in a museum, in the park...

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(  Peter shifted around and straddled the stone bench. He put his hand over Neal’s heart, and could feel it racing. “Are you frightened, Neal?”  )

Title: New York, New York - It’s a Helluva Town – Part I – Riding the Uptown Bus
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Neal Caffrey, New York City (Peter/Elizabeth this part)
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Private sex acts in public settings
Word Count: ~3800 (this part)
Beta Credit: None
Summary: Kink Meme Prompt Reply: El has a kink. She loves to have dirty sex in public places and Bad!Peter is always willing to indulge her. The hire Rentboy!Neal for a frolic. Extra points for dirty talk and sex in a really refined place like The Cloisters or the Metropolitan Museum of Art. Double bonus for Peter in leather. I couldn’t manage to get Neal as a male prostitute, the story kept turning into something that kelly_girl wrote (In Between the Lines) a while back. So, we’ve got Dom!Peter, SexFairy!El, and Sad!Neal all set to have sex...on a bus, in a museum, in the park...

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(  “El, honey - I'm back.” Peter called up the stairs as he closed the door. There's nothing a run in like the early days of springtime in New York, and their own little corner in the outer boroughs was putting on a good show.  )