elrhiarhodan: (Animals - Black Cats)
Okay - remember how I said that I was taking the day before and after Thanksgiving off?

Well, I might not have been at the office, but that doesn't stop the work... Just spent the last two hours on a conference call and have a contract to review and get signed before Friday morning.

You bet your sweet bippy I'm putting in these hours against my precious PTO.

And in other fail!news. Picked up my iMac with the shiny new hard drive, got it all hooked up and when I went to restore the backup, I set it to restore from the wrong backup. Have to start from scratch.

Also, it's giving me the same error message that I was getting before the drive went into die-die-die mode. I'm hoping that it's simply an artifact of the old backup and when I finally have the chance to update to Yosemite, it'll go away.

Anyways, hope everyone is all tucked in and getting ready for the day off. And to my friends in the Northeast, I'm hoping that your travel plans aren't borked by the weather. It's been sleeting since 8 am.
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Jeez, Louise! It's been quite a while since I've done a ramble. June was the last time I blathered away about my life. And now it's October. Where has the time gone?

My Life, Illustrated )
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Why am I so easily led? Why is my arm to twistable?

My buddy, [livejournal.com profile] rabidchild, has fallen into the Pinto fandom so hard, she's now running a big bang for it: [livejournal.com profile] pintobigbang.

Of course, I find this slightly hysterical, since RC had always declined to read WC RPS. But I'm not going to sing choruses of "Lo, how the mighty have fallen," because I signed up for the damn thing. Me, who hasn't written a word of Star Trek fic of any sort, ever, has agreed to write an RPS big bang. Hangs head in shame.

You see, I got bitten by the plot bunnehs at 5 AM. Bitten harder than I have for anything in a long, long time. [livejournal.com profile] angelita26, we'll need to talk, okay?

In other news, I've signed up for this meme: Anon Fanfic Feedback Meme, and you can find my entry here. You should sign up for it, too. Because we write because it brings us pleasure, but we still need (and crave) the feedback.

Super Shiny Bonus Bomer Butt Shot Under the Cut )
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It's Tuesday and I am stuck on a conference call that has nothing to do with my job. So, what better time to ramble?

For the seriously patient, a bonus at the end, under the cut )
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I think it's because I'm not wearing black today (well, except for my watch, my shoelaces and my underpants), but my thoughts were definitely on the bizarre side this morning.

A random sample:

"I'm running late, so let's take the route to the highway with the most lights and make sure we're behind drivers who don't believe in making a right on red when there's no on-coming traffic." Yes, that's literally what I was thinking as I stopped for the sixth traffic light.

I'm wearing something that's not my winter coat, so I'm humming, "I feel pretty, oh so pretty." I catch a glimpse of my face framed by wispy gray hair and think, "NO."

It's Wednesday, and that means two things: It's HUMPPPPPPPPPPPPP DAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! (earworms you for that Geico commercial) and Wednesday is Sundae at Carvel. At 7:32 AM, I wanted chocolate soft serve with extra sprinkles.

Passing the Bekins Van Lines truck, which has the annoying "How's My Driving" sign pasted on the back. "Like an asshole." Actually, I was thinking that he was driving like Michael Schumacher, but that was mean.

Passing by the time and temperature sign, which read 31 degrees, I had to wonder if there was more snow in forecast, and if so, who do I need to call to stop this. Then I remembered that it was supposed to be over sixty today and I wanted to know who I needed to call to stop that.

Apparently, "Box of Birds" is New Zealand slang for feeling very good. Why?


And of course, the ever confounding, eternal question:

Why is Matt Bomer so pretty?


And now for answer... )
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I keep looking at the little clock at the corner of my computer screen, and I'm constantly amazed at the time. And how slowly it's moving. Why isn't it 5 PM yet? According to my dear [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299, it's because god hates me.

Apparently so, because as I'm writing this, it's still not even time for lunch. ETA - it's actually well after lunch, but damn it, Jim, it's still not five o'clock.

It's been a while since a ramble, so we've got a few things to discuss, right? )
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Borrowed from [livejournal.com profile] angelita26 who got it from my dear friend, [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher.

Here's what I've got on my writing plate for the rest of the foreseeable future. There's an especially appropriate and extremely pretty bonus Bomer under the cut if you make it to the end.

I may be insane, but at least it’s a productive insanity )
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Been a while since I rambled (checks tags, last usage of the "rambling rambles of randomness" tag was December 5th). So, there's quite a bit to catch up on.

It's Friday, and that doesn't mean there's no bonus Bomer below the cut )
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Good afternoon, peoples! I'm overcaffeinated and overtired, and so apologizing in advance for what may be an over-the-top ramble. But then, aren't these rambles usually over-the-top?

Who knows what you'll find below the cut )
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Okay folks, time to end a semi-epic week-from-Hell. My head is pounding, my ears won't stop ringing and I'm nauseous.

And worst of all, I haven't written a thing worth saving in almost two days. My muse, she's not fickle, she's staging a work-stoppage for unfair labor practices (something about big bangs back to back). I need bed and hot tea with lemon and some SLEEP.

Writing things still to do...

1 - Write up about the incredibly wonderful time at the DC Meetup...so fucking awesome I can't even find the words.

2 - Write more fic-can-ukah stories, because that's coming up really, really soon.

3 - Capture all of the fannish feeling I have for the last few episodes.

4 - Organize my thoughts for the Advent fic I've just committed to.

And for the Peter/El 'shippers, how about some lovelies Follow me because they're still spoilerish. )
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For years, I've been saying that Memorial Day, the Fourth of July and Labor Day are each separated by two weeks - that's how quickly time is flying by.

Monday rambles happen on Tuesdays, plus the bonus you know what )
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Did everyone have a good weekend? I did - it was sort of non-stop, go-go-go and then collapse.

I should be working on my Big Bang, but can't seem to find the motivation right now. The thing is, I'm at the part of the story where I should be highly motivated, but I'm feeling like ten types of crap (thank you, life-saving medications for wrecking havoc on my digestive system) and there's the sinus headache, to boot.

So, instead of adding words, I'll just ramble about the words. )
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Hey folks ... hope you're all enjoying the summertime (or wintertime for anyone on the otherside of the Equator). I feel like it's been a while since I've gone on a plain ol' ramble.

(Checks tags...and yup, it's been just over a month).

So, I think it's time to play catch-up. Plus the obligatory beautiful men at the end of the journey. )
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Back in the dark ages, you know, when I was a girl...

Ladies didn't sweat, they didn't even perspire. The "glowed." Which was the gospel according to Miss Belsen, our elementary school gym teacher.

This is more than tangentially related to White Collar. )
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Good day my friends...a recent check on my journal reveals that it's been over a month since I used my Rambling Rambles of Randomness tag. And that is a bit of a shame, because I like taking you with me on these perambulations through my brain.

So, what the fuck has really been going on... )
elrhiarhodan: (Animals - Puffins)
Friday morning, I picked up [livejournal.com profile] rabidchild and set out to our first meet-up with the fabulous [livejournal.com profile] dmk0064. We had been planning this for a few months and finally were able to settle on a date and a location - Hunt Valley, Maryland, which is outside of Baltimore.

To the infinite amusement of our inner seven year-old boys, the hotel was actually in Cockeysville, Maryland. How appropriate is that? A weekend of writing and talking about porn in a place called COCKEYSVILLE!

Much fun was had by all. Friday night we had dinner at a Japanese steak house - teppanaki-style, Saturday was spent writing and talking and writing and watching silly YouTube videos of a baby monkey riding backwards on a pig (and suffering from the earworm from the song - I blame RC for that), and some more writing and talking and earworming (Let's see if you can be infected, too: BEBBEH MONKEH, RIDIN' BACKWARDS ON A PIG, BEBBEH MONKEH!!!)

These meetups never seem to last long enough. We had plans for doing writing challenges and such, but we were having such a good time getting to know each other that we never got around to it. Maybe next time.

Sunday morning rolled around all too soon, and then it was time to depart.

In addition to her other virtues (and there are many), RC is the perfect travel companion, she's quiet when you want quiet, magically talkative when you need to stay awake, and she gives excellent directions. Sadly, I had to drop her off and continue back home without her.

If you haven't had the opportunity to meet up with fandom friends, you should do it. It's been (at least for me) a 100% positive experience.

And in conclusion...

COCKEYSVILLE!!!!!
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Hi, folks. Can't believe that another week's over. Didn't think this one was ever going to end. Not that it was bad or overly stressful, but it felt like it should have been over on Wednesday.

Many beautiful Bomers under the cut )
elrhiarhodan: (Animals - Puffins)
I'm going to be off line for most of the day - having fun with BFF V until the evening. And since I was up until 1 am this morning, and then woke for the day at 7, it's possible that I'll get home and crash.

So, for those of you waiting (so patiently) for a beta read, I'll be back with you either later tonight or early Monday.


In the interim, you can rewatch the iSnuggles video until you go into diabetic shock, or you can check out the spoilery awesomeness of next week's White Collar episode, The Original (the first one in a long time that makes me ask, "why isn't it Tuesday yet?")

(Both links take you to my dropbox, not YouTube, BTW).

If that doesn't float your boat, here's a Tim and Matt for you:

elrhiarhodan: (Animal - Elephant BW)
I've been feeling a bit under the weather - nothing specific, just ended up totally vegging out yesterday. Woke this morning to a sore throat and a mild fever, so I called in sick. Ended up seriously sleeping for most of the day, and when not sleeping, watching Anthony Bourdain (and now everything I'm reading sounds like him - fun and not fun).

There are a few people I owe responses to (comment replies, beta reads, PMs). I'm not ignoring you, I'm just not coherent (it's taken a while to type this post). I'd like to blame the meds, but not on anything.

I will be back on line and more alive tomorrow.
elrhiarhodan: (Animal - Lion BW)
It feels like November, today. Cold and gray and rainy. I remember, for some odd reason, learning about poetry in second grade and having to write a poem about November. No, I don't remember the poem, but I do remember the sense of it - cold and gray and rainy. Just like today.

Make it through the ramble, and you've got yourself a lovely bonus Bomer as a special gift. )
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It was a good weekend. I did a huge grocery run at Costco, bought some stuff I really didn't need (but thought I deserved anyway). Plans were to make chili on Friday night, but I was just too tired when I got home. Also thought about going to the movies, but too tired for that too.

Weekend rambles left Elr at home )
elrhiarhodan: (Animals - Black Cats)
I've said many times over the last two weeks that things could have been so much worse for me. My home was undamaged, ALL my friends have been unstintingly supportive, and I always had a place to go when I needed light and shelter and (gross) bathing facilities.

Hopefully, this will be the very last time I use my 'Fuck You, Sandy' tag. )
elrhiarhodan: (Animal - Elephant BW)
Been a while since I rambled...I think the last such post was when I was sitting in Penn Station and whining about my injured toe.

Believe it or not, the damn thing STILL hurts. It's most healed, but I banged it hard and there is just no way to keep off of it. And since it's no longer at all feasible to wear sandals in the office, my shoes don't help. Sometimes, the best part of the day is when I come home and slip into the fuzzy slippers.

Let's see - what's going on? (plus the bonus Bomer) )
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Office closed,and had big plans for today. V and I were to meet in the city and spend the day shopping and do the big girl lunch thing. I was looking forward to a day not centered around House Wonderful (not her forever name). Went to sleep early, got up for the usual 2am call of nature and WHAM!!!!

I walked right into my bed frame, jamming my big toe on the wheel and slicing it open. All in all, it shouldn't have been so bad, but right now, it's the definition of THROB.

Generally, nothing stops me from the shop, but it's kind of hard to walk when your whole leg is screaming in agony. I made it as far as 38th Street before calling it quits. Surrendering. Waving the white flag.

I've got another forty minutes until my train leaves.

It's funny, lived on Long Island nearly all of my life, but today was the first time I took a different branch of the LIRR. It is the pretty one, reminds me of the ride through Main Line Philadelphia.

Some housekeeping. I had promised to open Promptfest last week, but I failed. I've been trying to fill prompts from the icon meme and put more words on my Poly Big Bang. Accomplished some of both, so I think when I get home, I'll open Promptfest and figure out how to fill the remaining icon prompts in that context.

How does that sound?

And just for listening to me whine ...

Posted via LiveJournal app for iPad.

elrhiarhodan: (S4 Promo Vid - Peter Badass)
I find it very hard to believe, but it's October first. I'm wearing socks and shoes, a sweater and a shawl. I was COLD this morning.

Sadly, the leaves haven't started to change color here. I need to check with my New England-based sibling to see if she's got any fall color this year - last year was a complete dud.

And still more about the House, and Writing. And a bonus LOL or two under the cut )
elrhiarhodan: (S4 - Neal (Holding Apple))
Well, the Verizon guy was here at 8 am SHARP! (Good thing I set my alarm). He worked for almost seven hours installing everything, and I have to say that I am totally pleased.

Didn't think I would be - I've been with that OTHER company for more years than I want to count.

Anyway, I digress.

New house is still wonderful and lovely and I've got my office computer set up almost the way I like it (I've got about a third less desk because the return wouldn't fit into the room - oh, well. Now it's going to be a matter of finding the important stuff that got packed, despite the explicit instructions, the stuff that ended up in the basement, the stuff that was put into the wrong room and now behind very heavy boxes.

But all in all, I am so damn happy I keep pinching myself.

And I know I've settled in because I had really good dreams last night. Tim DeKay dreams.

Oh, get your mind out of the gutter, ladies. It wasn't THAT type of good dream.

For some reason, I'm with a whole bunch of strangers (but Dream-Me seem to know them) AND Tim. And we're watching this imaginary episode where Neal is agonizing over his breakup with Peter, and he's ruminating about how beautiful Peter is, and how he looks so beautiful in blue. Matt's emoting like there's a Daytime Emmy at stake (there were tears and sobs and much tearing of the precious hair) and I'm enthralled.

I sort up spontaneously utter how Eastin's really playing up the slash, and Tim overhears me and says, "Yeah, you might see it that way." Of course, Dream-Me is highly embarrassed. But then Tim says, "And I do, too. See it that way."

Then I woke up.

Also have done a little writing - some domestic schmoop. Maybe I'll finish it tonight, but it won't be posted until after my Big Bang goes up, since it's a timestamp for that story.

I want to thank everyone again for all of your good wishes and kind thoughts. I will try to reply to your comments this week. I don't head back to work until Wednesday.

Love ya!
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Everytime I settle down to write one of these, something else comes up and I get distracted from my distraction.

Of course, it's a tl;dr, but there's a bonus Bomer under the cut )
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Hi there!

(I've been listening to too much Peter Gabriel these days - and "Big Time" is in heavy rotation).

Anyway - remember this post? The one where I whined about not having time to write my rough draft for the WC Big Bang?

Well, as some of you know, I had written a story that I realized I couldn't give to my WCP recipient (I misread the want/don't want list), but since I loved the story, and I still had a window of opportunity with the WCBB, I've submitted my draft. I won't have art for it (unless I do it myself), but while having art is nice, it's not essential.

That's not the reason for this post. I've been working on another story - tentatively titled "The Next Six Days" - it's the "Comfort" to the "Hurt" in Six Hours to Freedom. That story has officially reached Big Bang status.

What IS it with me? I whine that I can't write and THIS???? And it's not like I've had a lot of time on my hands these days.

I am not submitting this as a big bang, though - I hope to finish it tonight and get it posted by Monday.

::shakes head, WTF::
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1 - I saw The Avengers yesterday. I actually cut out of the office early (and fuck it, I'm not charging those three hours to vacation when I've already worked on average 10.5 hours a day for the month). I like it. A lot. But I have one HUGE question.

Major spoiler )

And I feel no need to write Avengers fic. Whew. I had a mild impulse after seeing XMFC last summer, but that passed quickly.

2 - I am strangely blocked in all my writing endeavors. I can't even get a MMOM ficlet out today. Not a comfortable feeling, not at all. Been sitting in Starbucks, writing a sentence, deleting a sentence and repeating a sentence over and over.

3 - I looked at some houses, found something I liked. Now I need to call my broker and actually get inside the place.

4 - The regional manager of my local and favorite Starbucks (where I am right now) was in this morning. I told him that his staff was wonderful, the coffee was excellent and the furniture was falling apart. He said the place was due for a refresh. But he didn't say when. I'll bring a screwdriver and some wood glue tomorrow - because it's really uncomfortable to work at a table that rocks every time I type a letter.

5 - My word count is way down for the year. Only 140k since January.

6 - On an extremely positive note, I could be in Orlando right now, dealing with awful people, Mickey Mouse, and swamp ass.
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I was going to whine a bit here, but decided not to. Is there anything less productive than complaining about a situation that's your own damn fault?

So - on to the more determinably positive stuff.

1 - I have found a supplemental fandom )

2 - I finally broke down and bought a new mattress. Yes, this is important news. )

3 - And speaking of sister, I will be away this weekend. )

4 - Have been working on a new project. )

5 - Other news. )

7 - Real life is kicking my ass. )
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Waves!

Can't believe it's April already. One quarter of 2012 is already gone. Sheesh, talk about time flying.

Let's see, what's up?

Finished my entry for the White Collar Kid!Fic fest. I am very pleased with it, if I must say. Sometimes you can write something and never hear the suck-voice. Sometimes you write something and it feels as effortless as breathing. Sometimes you write something and never struggle for the right word, the right phrase. Sometimes you write something and you just want to keep going and going and never stop.

That was this fic. It was supposed to be a simple bit of Five Times schmoop - but somewhere along the way, I found a real story to tell. And 5x fics do not have chapters that qualify for big bangs.

Of course, without my dearest [livejournal.com profile] coffeethyme4me, I doubt I would have made it past the first chapter (which would have satisfied the challenge).

What else?

Was brunchnapped yesterday. V and new mutual friend N took me to a very post Sunday brunch in advance of my birfday. We would have gone next Sunday, but that's Easter Sunday, and the place is closed. We gorged on all sorts of delicious om-nom-nom goodies like lobster and seafood paella and more lobster. And bread pudding with raspberry sauce, which happens to be my most favorite dessert in the world.

V and N and I spent the afternoon beading, which is always much fun - I can understand the special joy of quilting circles. Doing a creative activity with others seems to increase the creativity geometrically. Sort of like writing get-togethers.

And in the I'VE GONE INSANE news. Early in March, I signed up for the A/U Big Bang. Today I signed up for the White Collar Big Bang.

Which brings me to the last bit of news...I think I have a shiny new fandom.

Inspector Lewis.

I loved [livejournal.com profile] dracofiend's stories, even though I hadn't seen any of the episodes. Then I found them on Netflix and was sucked in.

My god, the UST is all but canon. And having two such wonderfully damaged characters to write. Except I don't know if I can - I am so mono-fannish. That's not to say I haven't been reading all of the fic I can find - it's just - well, everytime I try to write something other than WC, I (1) feel like I'm committing adultery and (2) feel like it's just crap.

So, in order to come to terms with this, I am writing a White Collar/Inspector Lewis crossover for the Big Bang. Wherein Neal finds a set of missing manuscripts that are the property of the Bodlein Library and ends up going to Oxford with Peter. There is a dead body and Neal and Peter get to meet with Lewis and Hathaway. There will be delicate flirting between Neal and Hathaway, much grumbling from Lewis and Peter, and everyone will get to live happily ever after.

It already has a title - A Murder of Crows.

I am such a dork.
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1. I hope everyone has seen the set pics that Matt Negrete has taken, and Jeff Eastin's posted on Twitter. If you haven't, I'm happy to share them with you. Under a cut for two reasons. First, they are slightly spoilery. Two, they are highly, highly distracting.

Matt Bomer, Bearded and Beautiful )

2. I haven't so much fallen off the face of the earth as much as fallen deep into a new story. It's my entry for [livejournal.com profile] rabidchild67’s KidFic Fest on the White Collar Hurt/Comfort comm. I had gone into this assignment expecting to write some deaged angst, but abandoned the idea fairly quickly. Then I thought I'd write something silly, like White Collar meets Our Gang. What I ended up with is something completely different and utterly unexpected. It's pushing 14k right now and I'm sort of proud to say that it may be one of the best things I've ever written. It will be done soon, it has to be - I've got to post it on the 30th of this month.

3. And when I haven't been writing, I've been working on a new beading project, which I finished on Sunday night. This one, unlike the Rainbow bracelet, is actually wearable.

Heliotrope Dreams )

4. The Fan Fic Fest on White Collar Fixation is still going on, and I still need your recs for kink stories and pairings/romance stories. You can find my post on that subject here

What else, what else? I'd comment on the weather, but that's obvious. So, I'll leave it at that. Let me know what's going on in your life.
elrhiarhodan: (Scenic - Okanagan Forest Stream)
A sun dog or sundog, scientific name parhelion (plural parhelia) from Greek παρήλιον (parēlion), meaning "beside the sun" (also called a mock sun or a phantom sun), is an atmospheric phenomenon that creates bright spots of light in the sky, often on a luminous ring or halo on either side of the sun.

Sundogs may appear as a colored patch of light to the left or right of the sun, 22° distant and at the same distance above the horizon as the sun, and in ice halos. They can be seen anywhere in the world during any season, but they are not always obvious or bright. Sundogs are best seen and are most conspicuous when the sun is low.


Wikipedia

Driving to work this morning, I was entranced by a sun dog. It wasn't particularly strong and for that matter, I couldn't see it without either looking at it through the polarized portion of my windshield or my sunglasses. But it was mesmerizing - this patch of rainbow sky - a parenthesis to the sun. It lacked it's partner, though - at least as I could see.

I've taken to driving the scenic route to the office - not because it's scenic (that's just a bonus) but because it takes less time. The expressway is the direct route, a straight line for 13 miles or so, and it rarely gets backed up (my office is south and east, the opposite direction of most commuter traffic). But when I have to get off the highway, the traffic has become insane. Just before I get to my office, I have to deal with a huge and busy huge intersection where the north-south and east-west turning lanes can't go simultaneously. If I miss the light, it's almost three minutes before I can try again. Once school is in session, it takes an average of nine minutes to make that turn.

By taking the scenic route, it's 3 miles longer, but about 8 minutes shorter most mornings. And today, as an extra special bonus, I got the sun dog. The sky was particularly beautiful, filled with a patchwork of high cirrus clouds, gilded by the rising sun. I'm not a particularly good morning person (aesthetically, I prefer sunset to sunrise), but this was a good one. Hopefully a harbinger of the day to come.
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Title: Nine Easy Pieces - A Collection of Comment Smut and Unfinished Porn
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Various - Peter/Neal, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal, Neal/Moz
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None, just various bits of prom
Word Count: ~3000
Summary: Nothing to summarize - just pornishy goodness that have been written over the past year that was either published as comment fic, or during a slashchat, or was started and never finished. ENJOY!!!!!!!

Here be porn! )

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