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Title: When Harry Met Neal (or rather, Nick Halden) - The Secret History of Neal Caffrey, Part Three
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar, Kingsman: The Secret Service
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Harry Hart (Kingsman) Neal Caffrey (White Collar); Harry/Neal
Word Count: ~2000
Spoilers: White Collar - None - Pre-Series, Spoilers for Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015) - None - Pre-Movie
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Mention of Death of Canon Character (Kingsman)
Beta Credit: None
Summary: As it says on the tin. Or once upon a time, Harry Hart met Neal Caffrey. They both were excellent liars. It was a match made in heaven.

Author's Notes: Written for one of my oldest fandom friends, dariaw, on the occasion of her upcoming birthday.

Also, my first time writing Harry Hart, so be gentle. While not beta'd or Britpicked, it is based on personal knowledge of the markets on the Portobello Road and the Notting Hill environs.

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( Over tea, toast and the Times, Harry contemplates his options.  )

Title: Dressed to Thrill
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Barry Allen, Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne, Barry Allen/Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne, Cisco Ramon (mention)
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~5100
Beta Credit: kyele
Summary: Eobard Thawne (EoWells) and his former protégé (and now partner), Barry Allen, are spies about to go undercover to attract the attention of a wealthy businessman with very unusual tastes. Eobard takes great delight in getting his partner ready for the ball where they are going to meet their target. If such preparation involves shaving Barry with a straight-edge razor and lacing Barry into a custom-made corset, Eobard is willing to put up with such terrible hardships.

A/N: Inspired by artwork by there-goes-all-the-cotton-candy: Barry as trophy wife in a slinky dress.

And of course enabled by kyele.

Set approximately three years before You Only Kiss Twice, but you don't have to read this story to understand what happens here. It's all pretty much sex and pining and clothes porn.

Feel free to follow me at my tumblr Obscene Circus Ponies, or on my old school (and much beloved) LiveJournal account.


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( His former protégé and now partner in the intelligence agency they both work for is freshly showered and stretched out on the hotel room bed, looking like something out of a piece of 1980s art porn with his freshly tinted hair and brightly manicured nails. )

Title: Tugging at the Darkness
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash (2014)
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Earth-2 Harrison Wells, Barry Allen, Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne; Earth-2 Harrison Wells/Barry Allen/Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne, Barry Allen/Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne,
Word Count: ~5300
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Summary: Harry Wells is invited to "dinner and entertainment" at Barry and Eobard Thawne's home. He suspect that he's the intended entertainment. Part Three of Dominance Hierarchy

Author’s Note: Set in an alternative Flashpoint universe, don't ask me to explain why we've got Wellsobard instead of Eoblond, but I don't really roll with Eoblond. And while the previous two stories in this series are hardcore explorations of consensual kink, this story is mostly angst and poetry.

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(  Harry looks at the invitation - it is a surprisingly fine thing. Heavy white card stock, bordered in red and black and gold. The text is handwritten, the letters as perfectly formed as if they'd come off of a printer.  )

Title: The Binding
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, Reese Hughes, Rachel Turner, Yvonne; Peter/Neal, Reese/Rachel
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~3500
Beta Credit: sinfulslasher
Summary: Set in the Dragon'verse A/U, a direct sequel to Consequences of the Storm , Peter and Neal's new relationship causes problems for everyone.

A/N: For the third night of Fic-Can-Ukah, for riverotter1951, who asked for a story for the prompt "Lost in the Shadows of Time Past". She'd wanted Gloriana'verse, but was happy to accept a story in Dragon'Verse.

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( Reese woke as the storm started to crest over Manhattan, the powerful waves of electricity pulling at his skin. )

Roundup – Trick or Treat Drabble Meme

For this drabble meme, I’d only really planned on doing my three-sentence ficlets for just five requests, but that never made it past the first prompt. Then requests six, seven, eight and nine arrived… And the fills got progressively longer – but I said to myself, “Elr, keep it to a single comment box.” That became a little difficult as the stories started to flow and epic ideas took root. A few of these are clearly going to be part of longer stories.

theatregirl7299 asked for something in the Underpants ‘verse. She got Private Pleasures

sheenianni asked for Alex/Sara (with or without Neal), and she got Dumped His Ass

kaylashay wanted Peter/Elizabeth/Neal, and received Tastes Like Chocolate

doctor_fangeek wanted a continuation of a slave fic story I’d started at the D.C. Meetup (which I haven’t yet republished). She got Expectations

palombaggia wanted Peter and Neal and anything with wings. This could have been a timestamp for any one of a number of different wing’fic stories, but I decided on a scene out of the Winged Neal ‘verse and so she got A Beautiful Obscenity

sinfulslasher begged for a variety of things, but seemed most interested in how Michael Burke, Peter's alpaca-raising pot-smoking father, celebrates Halloween. She received A Visit with Mozcow

sapphire2309 wanted some Neal/Sara. She got Repo Rides To the Rescue This one is definitely the start of something longer.

miri_thompson and I were chatting about some work issues of mine, and she asked for an AU where Neal was the charming son of the big boss, and Peter had to do his Performance Review (I do know that I got Moz’s real name wrong, it’s “Winters”, not “White”)

And last and certainly the longest. I broke my vow to keep these ficlets to a single comment box, because kanarek13 asked for Peter/Neal, Something Happy. And what could be happier that the boys going shopping for Peter’s Wedding Tuxedo in The Wonder(ful) Years?

Title: The Best of All Possible Futures - A Wonder(ful) Years Story
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Jack Franklin, OFC (Amy Grainger), Peter Burke/Neal Caffrey, Jack Franklin/OFC
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~ 5500
Beta Credit: jrosemary, without whose sage advice and support this story would have never gotten finished.
Summary: Set a few years after the events in The Strength To Dream is All That Remains, Neal tells Peter a secret, Peter keeps a secret, and everything works out just fine.

Written for the Pregnancy Square on my Love Bingo card and the Matchmaker square on my Trope Bingo card.

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(  “By the way, Amy’s pregnant.” Neal casually dropped that bombshell over morning coffee and the New York Times. )

Title: An Object of Desire
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Written For: MMOM 2013
Prompt: Ass
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, June Ellington (Peter/Neal)
Spoilers: NONE
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Mild recreational drug use
Word Count: ~1800
Summary: Peter's fascination with Neal's ass doesn't go unnoticed

A/N: Written for my dearest friend coffeethyme4me, for a prompt on my recent prompt me meme. This wasn't supposed to be a MMOM story, but you know … strokefic happens.

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( June had to admit, it was a work of art, one of the very finest she’d ever seen. And at the seventy-something years she admitted to, she’d seen her share of asses.  )

Title: Catch Me As I Fall
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Written For: MMOM 2013
Prompt: Chest
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke (pre-Peter/Neal)
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~450
Summary: Neal feels a little guilty about making Peter worry, but not guilty enough to stop. After all, Peter's always there to catch him. Which is just what Neal wants.

A/N: A continuation of the theme from yesterday's entry, A Composition in White and Black. There are two people to blame for this - dennih23, who gave me the prompt "chest," and my bestie, coffeethyme4me, her comment in yesterday's ficlet sparked the idea for this one.

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( He caught his partner as he careened against him, holding him steady as he caught his balance. Not for the first time, Peter couldn't help but wonder at Neal's sudden clumsiness. )

Title: Recidivism
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Written For: MMOM 2013
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey (pre-Neal/Peter)
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: 300
Summary: Recidivism: A tendency to relapse into a previous condition or mode of behavior; especially: a relapse into criminal behavior. Or, Neal just can’t help himself.

A/N: For my dearest rabidchild67. Two years ago, she gave me the word “Underpants” for my list of prompts for MMOM 2011, and did the same last year. This time around, she didn’t even have to ask. It’s now become a tradition.

May 1st may be International Workers’ Day, Beltane, Walpurgis Night, and even (quite ironically) Law Day, but here on Obscene Circus Ponies (and Other Massive Erections), the First of May is always Underpants Day.

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( They weren’t plaid. They didn’t have cute little doggies on them. They weren’t even cotton. )

Title: A Wool-Silk Blend
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words 2012 - Prompt 003 - Suits
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Neal Caffrey
Spoilers/Episode References: S3.16 - Judgment Day
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: 300 Exactly
Summary: Of all his reunions, this one may be Neal’s favorite

(  There are very specific things Neal misses about his life in New York (and Peter, Elizabeth and the Harvard Crew are not things, they’re people). )

Title: Pardon the Interruption, My Dear
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters: June Ellington, Peter Burke/Neal Caffrey/Elizabeth Burke
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~ 900
Summary: June’s not sure she’s too happy with all the noise coming from Neal’s suite.

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( June prides herself on her open minded approach to life. )

Title: In Joy and In Celebration
Author: elrhiarhodan
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: White Collar
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey/Peter Burke
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Miss Peggy Lee
Word Count: ~4000
Summary: It’s their first anniversary, and Peter and Neal celebrate, with Elizabeth’s help. For whatever my man is, I am his, forever and ever, evermore.

Written for a prompt from the ever fabulous hoosierbitch - Peter and Neal, Their First Anniversary. And many, many thanks to photoash whose timely comment help set me back on the right path after I got stuck. I couldn’t have finished this without her.

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(  El sets the reminder for him on his phone at least two months before their anniversary, and every day, an alert pops up, counting down the days. This time, he’s prepared. )

Title: Profiled: A White Collar/Criminal Minds Crossover
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, Spencer Reid, Derek Morgan, Aaron Hotchner (Peter/Elizabeth/Neal, past Peter/Hotch)
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~4800
Beta Credit: photoash
Summary: Neal finds out Peter had him profiled. Much crack ensues

A/N: Revised June 6, 2013

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(  Neal was more than ready to go back to New York. )

Title: New York, New York - It’s a Helluva Town – Part III – Kissing In Public
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Neal Caffrey, New York City (Peter/Elizabeth, Peter/Neal this part)
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Private sex acts in public settings
Word Count: ~800 (this part)
Beta Credit: None
Summary: Kink Meme Prompt Reply: El has a kink. She loves to have dirty sex in public places and Bad!Peter is always willing to indulge her. The hire Rentboy!Neal for a frolic. Extra points for dirty talk and sex in a really refined place like The Cloisters or the Metropolitan Museum of Art. Double bonus for Peter in leather. I couldn’t manage to get Neal as a male prostitute, the story kept turning into something that kelly_girl wrote (In Between the Lines) a while back. So, we’ve got Dom!Peter, SexFairy!El, and Sad!Neal all set to have sex...on a bus, in a museum, in the park...

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(  Peter shifted around and straddled the stone bench. He put his hand over Neal’s heart, and could feel it racing. “Are you frightened, Neal?”  )

Title: New York, New York - It’s a Helluva Town – Part I – Riding the Uptown Bus
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Neal Caffrey, New York City (Peter/Elizabeth this part)
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Private sex acts in public settings
Word Count: ~3800 (this part)
Beta Credit: None
Summary: Kink Meme Prompt Reply: El has a kink. She loves to have dirty sex in public places and Bad!Peter is always willing to indulge her. The hire Rentboy!Neal for a frolic. Extra points for dirty talk and sex in a really refined place like The Cloisters or the Metropolitan Museum of Art. Double bonus for Peter in leather. I couldn’t manage to get Neal as a male prostitute, the story kept turning into something that kelly_girl wrote (In Between the Lines) a while back. So, we’ve got Dom!Peter, SexFairy!El, and Sad!Neal all set to have sex...on a bus, in a museum, in the park...

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(  “El, honey - I'm back.” Peter called up the stairs as he closed the door. There's nothing a run in like the early days of springtime in New York, and their own little corner in the outer boroughs was putting on a good show.  )