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Title: Intermezzo - SPQR IV
Author: elrhiarhodan
Rating: R
Fandom: White Collar
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~1400
Summary: Peter and Neal prepare to go undercover to take down Yernakov, but Neal has a minor objection and a possible solution.

Author’s Note: I’ve been in the mood to do a little cleaning out of my WiPs folder, and a something named “SPQR Snippet” caught my eye. The file was last opened in July – back when my S1 fanon was being thoroughly destroyed. This truly was a snippet - about 50 words. The SPQR undercover ’verse is a subset of the Paladin ‘Verse, and Peter and Neal are going to take down a Russian crime lord and his vast money laundering operation. Peter has an old, still active alias – Sebastian Pytor Quinell Rubicov. Neal is going in as his partner, Nick Halden. Their entry into Yernakov’s world will be through a network of high end sex clubs, and they are going deep cover. Peter has a lot of reservations about Neal’s ability to work so deep, especially when they won’t have a van full of agents listening in and ready to break the doors down.

This piece gathers a lot of old story threads from the Paladin 'verse and sets the stage for the actual operation.

For the Kink Bingo Square - Tattoos

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(  You like the classics. Figure it out. )

Title: A Dangerous Young God (SPQR III)
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, OMC, (Peter/Neal, Peter/Neal/Elizabeth)
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Reference to past prison rape, strong D/s themes
Word Count: ~4000
Beta Credit: hoosierbitch, and thanks to riazendira for assisting with certain clothing items described herein.
Summary: Peter needs to understand that Neal has complete control over the situation.

A/N: Written for Kink Bingo, Round 3 – Leather/Vinyl Fetish. The backstory can be found in Questions of Position and the Use of Authority. But if you don’t want to read that, you just need to remember that Neal is a switch - dom and sub when he needs to be (or the mood strikes him).

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(  “Neal, this is a bad idea.” Peter ran a hand through his hair and paced around the apartment, trying not to look at Neal, dressed in form fitting black boxer briefs, knee-high black socks and nothing else. )

Title: Retail Therapy II – Frilly Bits - For Kink Bingo
Author: elrhiarhodan 
Rating: NC-17 (See W/E/T)
Fandom: White Collar, no spoilers
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey / Peter Burke / Elizabeth Burke, P/E/N - OT3
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Public Sex in Secret, Double Penetration, Boy!Kissing, Girl!Come!Play
Word Count: ~3800
Summary: It’s all about the underwear, this time. (You Asked For It - You Got It)

For kink_bingo, Double Penetration Square.

Unbeta’d and thus probably full of errors. Comments and criticisms are loved and adored.

“(  “I like the way your mind works, Elizabeth. Phone sex with your husband, while he’s stuck in an office fishbowl earns him sexy, frilly bits.”  )

Title: Dreamscape Nightmares
Author:  elrhiarhodan
Rating: NC-17  
Characters/Pairing:
Fandom:  White Collar
Spoilers: Pilot 
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Fantasy Non-Con, Dub-Con, Handcuffs
Word Count: ~1200
Summary: Peter dreams about capturing Neal, and is very disturbed.

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( Peter hates mornings when he wakes up with the fragments of dreams still floating behind his eyes. )

Title: Retail Therapy I - The Perfect Pair of Shoes (Kink Bingo - Foot/Shoe Fetish)
Author: elrhiarhodan
Rating: NC-17 (See W/E/T)
Fandom: White Collar, no spoilers
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, P/E/N - OT3 (Paladin 'verse PWP)
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Shoe Fetish, Shopping at Barney’s New York, hints of cross-dressing and corset!kink
Word Count: ~3000
Summary: Written for a prompt from the awesome hoosierbitch, Neal and Elizabeth, Shopping. This was supposed to be a ficlet for my latest PromptFest, but it turned EPIC. In short, it is sale time at Barney’s New York, and Elizabeth has her eyes on at least two pair of Christian Louboutins with five-inch high heels.

For kink_bingo, Foot/Shoe Fetish.

Unbeta’d and thus probably full of errors. Comments and criticisms are loved and adored. 

ETA - Due the the unprecedented response, I am writing a sequel to this, wherein El and Neal shop for the frilly bits.
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( “Someone I know, actually two someones did a very good job of wreaking my favorite pair of Christian Louboutins a few weeks ago, and they need to be replaced. I have these in mind.” )

Title: This Behaviour Will Not Be Tolerated
Author: elrhiarhodan 
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Age Play, Disciplining of An Adult
Word Count: ~ 1300
Summary: Curing A Temper Tantrum, for kink_bingo Fill: AgePlay

Written for hoosierbitch as a fill for her prompt, Peter - Bad Day At The Office.

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( This Behavior Will Not Be Tolerated )

Title: What We Like and How We Like It (SPQR II)
Author: elrhiarhodan
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: White Collar, no spoilers
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, (Peter/Elizabeth/Neal)
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Discipline, Butt Plugs, Floggers, Crops, Massive Erections, Kissing, Oral Sex, Pain!Play (discussion of), Switch!Play. Venn Diagrams too.
Word Count: ~2500
Summary: Neal, first person POV. Among other things, Peter and Neal tell Elizabeth about their deep cover operation. El’s upset, naturally and she takes it out on Neal.

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(  We’ve never discussed certain aspects of our relationship - things just sort of fell into place. Peter is top, full stop. )

Title: Questions of Position and the Use of Authority (SPQR I)
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Characters and Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Reese Hughes, Ruiz, (Peter/Neal, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal)
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Discussion of Dominance and submission (D/s), reference to prison rape.
Word Count: ~6500
Summary: Ruiz comes to the White Collar unit, looking to “borrow” Neal for an undercover assignment, but his information is faulty and incomplete. Peter needs to take certain steps to mitigate the damage. First story in the SPQR’verse, which is part of the greater Paladin ‘Verse series.

Additional author’s notes at the end.

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(  “I am nobody’s meat.” Neal erupted out of his chair and stormed out of Hughes’s office. He was down the stairs and out of the office before anyone could stop him. )

Every once in a while, I need a weekend off.  I mean, I love my RL friends - I love doing things with them, but sometimes, I really just need to chill.  I know I should be working on the MFNL.  I need to come up with a cover first, and work on some of the Convention News, the Frank Lloyd Wright tour, the eBay report.  But I find have little interest in doing any of that.

So, I spent most of yesterday and today sitting in Starbucks and writing White Collar fic.  Not porn...sadly.  Just fic.  (Porn comes later).  And it's not like I need to sit in Starbucks...I've got a perfectly lovely office, outfittled with perfectly lovely monitors and desk lamp and comfy chair.  But for some reason, the creative juices flowed better in an uncomfortably hard chair, surrounded by noisy coffee machines and the O'Jays playing way too often (it seems that Motown is incessent in Starbucks these days...except for about 5 mins yesterday when Mad World played).  Maybe it's the lack of pleasant distractions, like Hulu and the three Jeremy Brett SH DVDs from Netflix, or the workbench or the ... whatever.

The iPad and new bluetooth keyboard (small enough to keep in my glovebox) are perfectly fine for writing.  So long as I'm not at a table that rocks.  I'll be very happy when the new software with multitasking comes out...I'd like to be able to keep some chat windows opened.  Oh, well.  Nothing in life is perfect.  Except my iphone. 

Anyway...

Got my hair cut yesterday.  After years of spending a fortune at a high-kick salon, a few months ago, I tried the place adjacent to the Korean nail salon I get my mani/pedi's at.  You know what...I've been getting the best hair cuts and colors of my life.  For like a fucking quarter the price, and without the snobbish attitude.  The cut on Saturday was perfect, except that for some reason, I got hair clippings where hair clippings should never go (okay - TMI).

Watched the new episode of Burn Notice earlier this evening on Hulu.  I think this is the strongest season start ever.  And actually got something done while watching.  I've had this bracelet on the "WIP" pile since before I went to Arizona in early February. 

(I have to say, the 50mm f/1.4 is going to be my favorite lens - the bokeah is like heavy cream.)   It's two-count peyote using new size 11 Japanese Toho rounds - two strips for the band, joined with vintage nickel plated Czech size 15 charlottes.  The "butterfly" is simply two pieces made using peyote stitch with beads increasing in size from 11 to 8, all bordered in round nickel-plated size 11s.  The clasp is a cop-out.  After months of searching for something a little more elegant, I ended up just using a .5" snap.  (Stop me if this makes no sense to you) 

Oh well, I wanted it done and off my desk, and it is.

What else?

Not much.  Will continue to work on fic for a few more hours.  It's the backstory for my Kink Bingo X - it will fill the center "wildcard box" - I hope.

Everyone should enjoy the rest of their Sunday night.  Have some Chinese food, watch the replays of World Cup soccer.  Write some porn.  Or just do something you're good at.  Even if it's kicking back and doing nothing.

Very best to all of you.

Elr.