elrhiarhodan
Updated 14 December 2015

All my fic, in a nice and tidy list, organized by 'verse and series and type, in the order of the date published (generally the newest stories are at the top of the lists).

If you're looking for just Gen stories...stop.

You aren't going to find a lot of them here. I ‘ship Peter/Neal, Peter/Elizabeth, and Peter/Elizabeth/Neal. Not all of my stories are explicit, and in fact, most of them aren’t, but you are going to find a Peter/Neal, or more likely, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal relationship at the core of the story.

Also – I hope you like angst and emotional hurt/comfort – because that’s what I seem to write most often. Occasionally, you’ll find some case fic and some humor and crack, and rarely, fluff.

You should also be an adult, and capable of understanding adult themes and issues.

These are fanworks, make for my own enjoyment and to share with others. I don't have any ownership interests in White Collar or its characters.

Episode Tags )

Limited Series )

The Schmoop and The Angst and Occasionally a Little Crack – One Shots )

Epics – Stories In Excess of 10,000 Words )

Death Fic )

The Wonder(ful) Years 'Verse )

The Paladin 'Verse )

The Vinegar Hill Continuum )

Porn – Pure and Not So Simple )

Vampire World – The Blood of Helios )

Transformations – Stories of the Unexpected )

A Favor for Gloriana )

Orchestration )

PicSpams )

Ficlets and Drabbles – Stories Under 800 Words )

White Collar 100 – Danger’Verse  )

White Collar 100 Ficlets )

RPF/RPS )

Promptfest Ficlets and Drabbles )
 
 
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
Day 1 - [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299 "Even the lightening spoke well of them" – In Dragon'Verse

Day 2 - [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher "Walking at night through solitary streets" – In the Ordinary Life 'verse.

Day 3 - [livejournal.com profile] riverotter1951 "Lost in the shadows of time past" – In the Gloriana'verse.

Day 4 - [livejournal.com profile] kanarek13 "This is the geography of his body" – Anything Peter/Neal

Day 5 - [livejournal.com profile] aragarna "A black and white photograph" – Peter/El, or Peter, in canon.

Day 6 - [livejournal.com profile] tjs_whatnot "I am writing you from a far-off country" – Neal/anyone, or gen.

Day 7 - [livejournal.com profile] sheryln "Soaking in a tub" – Any verse.

Day 8 - [livejournal.com profile] daria234 "The sound of a thousand secrets" – Peter/Neal

Day 9 - [livejournal.com profile] pooh_collector "There is always one more silence" – Wonder(ful) Years

Day 10 - [livejournal.com profile] joy2190 "Beyond the confines of ordinary language" – Gloriana'Verse

Day 11 - [livejournal.com profile] doctor_fangeek "The way sunlight feels on skin" – Peter/Neal, or P/E/N, any 'verse.

Day 12 - [livejournal.com profile] sandy79 "The light of lamps and candles" – Gloriana or Orchestration

Day 13 - [livejournal.com profile] pipilj "Houses have their secrets" – Nothing Will Remain 'verse.

Day 14 - [livejournal.com profile] angelita26 "He called you by your real name" – Wonder(ful) Years.

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The light of lamps and candles - Day 12 - [livejournal.com profile] sandy79
Memory as thick as time
The antidote to pain
You don’t know where you are
These are the stories of my father
I am writing you from a far-off country - Day 6 - [livejournal.com profile] tjs_whatnot
Taking the long way around
A black-and-white photograph - Day 5 - [livejournal.com profile] aragarna
He called you by your real name - Day 14 - [livejournal.com profile] angelita26
Even the lightning spoke well of them - Day 1 - [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299
This is the geography of his body - Day 4 - [livejournal.com profile] kanarek13
Houses have their secrets - Day 13 - [livejournal.com profile] pipilj
Beyond the confines of ordinary language - Day 10 - [livejournal.com profile] joy2190
Soaking in a tub - Day 7 - [livejournal.com profile] sheryln
The way sunlight feels on skin - Day 11 - [livejournal.com profile] doctor_fangeek
After the last guest left
Every night we save ourselves
Walking at night through solitary streets - Day 2 - [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher
The map of a daydream
The sound of a thousand secrets - Day 8 - [livejournal.com profile] daria234
In the garden after dark
The passing of hours
The idea inside the morning
Lost in the shadows of time past - Day 3 - [livejournal.com profile] riverotter1951
You don’t know where you are
There is always more than one silence - Day 9 - [livejournal.com profile] pooh_collector
The secret history of anger
Something moves in the distance
 
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
03 January 2030 @ 11:44 am
Danger’verse


This is a series that started out as a single ficlet, and I had my arm twisted ever so gently into making it an on-going series. It’s basically a shaggy dog story – wandering in and out of canon, in and out of the Paladin ‘verse at will. There are almost 2 years worth of prompts on the WC100 comm, and I may try to keep this going for the duration. The Danger’verse series is also published as a single entry with multiple chapters on AO3.

Danger'Verse Ficlets )
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
01 January 2030 @ 11:57 am
MMOM 2012 is over! Thirty one ficlets, 12,800 words. That's a lot of wank!fic. A lot of wank...

Don't read all at once...you may go blind or end up with hairy palms )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
All thirty-one prompts and posts for MMOM 2011. Here Be Wank )
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
08 December 2016 @ 10:45 am
Being a diabetic means that a lot of my favorite comfort foods are off limits - things like noodles and cottage cheese (think, deconstructed noodle pudding), tea and lemon and honey, orange juice, a fresh bagel slathered in butter - are pretty much off limits (well, the tea with lemon and honey is acceptable during illness).

But there are times when you just crave the flavors of childhood, and it's a season where I find I need that more than ever. So, the other day, I was chatting with [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299 about dinner, and she'd said that "chili and a salad sounds good" and I'd replied, "yes, except for the chili."

I'm not a fan of chili, with or without beans. Chili as a spice tastes bad to me - a legacy of head and neck radiation from 20 years ago that makes certain things taste metallic. It's also not great for my GERD, which is otherwise controlled.

But that got me thinking, Sloppy Joes, a favorite Sunday night dinner in my household in the 1970s. Never the Manwich stuff (I think my mother tried it once and we all universally hated it) but the stuff that came in a package (Knorr's, McCormick???) and a can of tomato paste and of course, ground beef.

I had to think, making Sloppy Joes from scratch couldn't be THAT hard, and the Internet was made for recipes (and cat GIFs), so I hunted around and found a few, and none of them fit the bill because they all required some form of sugar, whether brown sugar, molasses, or even honey (!), plus some kind of prepared condiment (ketchup, bbq sauce).

Now, there are plenty of things that are sweet that don't add a lot of carbs, like balsamic vinegar and tomato paste (which was part of my mom's "recipe"), so I thought, why not? Worst that could happen is that it wouldn't taste like my memories.

BUT IT DID!!!!!!!!! OMG, it was soooo freaking awesome, I could have eaten the whole pan and scraped it for bits. It was not fancy or glamorous or anything special, but it was good.

So, without further adieu, I give you, Elr's Sloppy Joes:

1 lb lean ground beef (95%)
1 medium yellow onion, chopped
2 cloves garlic, chopped
1/2 cup Worchestershire Sauce
1/2 cup Balsamic vinegar
1 small can tomato paste
1 cup chicken or beef stock (more may be required)
1/2 teaspoon ground garlic
1/2 teaspoon ground celery seed

In a heavy pan (either a heavy skillet or a dutch oven), brown meat (you can also use pork and/or veal, I don't think either ground turkey or chicken have enough flavor).

About halfway through the browning, add chopped garlic and onions. Let fully brown until the meat is crumbly.

In a separate bowl, combine Balsamic vinegar, tomato paste and Worchestershire sauce and when the meat is fully browned (with a nice crust), add to meat, stirring until the sauce is fully incorporated.

Add dry spices, keep stirring.

At this point, the mixture will be getting dry, but keep stirring and don't let it burn, until all of the wet ingredients (except for the chicken stock) are incorporated.

Add chicken stock, one cup at a time and cover, reducing heat.

Check every few minutes to ensure that it's not burning or that all of the liquid hasn't evaporated. Add another cup of stock if it seems too dry.

Let simmer for 10 minutes. The mixture shouldn't be as loose as chili, but not tight, either. Serve with our without toasted hamburger buns or cornbread.

Note, there's no added salt because the Worchestershire sauce is on the salty side, and if you aren't using a low/no added sodium stock, it might make the dish too salty. But of course, if at the end, the dish is blank, salt if desired.

ENJOY!!!!!!!!
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elrhiarhodan
08 November 2016 @ 01:29 pm
Title: I'll Come Running
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Barry Allen, Cisco Ramon, Barry & Cisco Friendship
Spoilers: All of Season 3
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Reference to Canon Death of Canon Character
Word Count: ~1500
Summary: Barry's feeling disconnected to everything in this new universe, from his family and his friends. Especially to Cisco. And Cisco is feeling equally lost and wants to find a way back to his friend.

An episode tag, set just before S2.05, Monster, explaining how Barry ended up living at Cisco's place.

A/N: Title from the Carol King classic, "You've Got a Friend".

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Barry doesn't know whether he should keep his distance from Cisco, or pretend things are normal, or try to find some happy medium between the two states. )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
08 November 2016 @ 07:54 am
And if you are an American, you need to vote, too!

Please.

 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
01 November 2016 @ 01:58 pm
Title: New Tricks
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne, Barry Allen; Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne/Barry Allen
Spoilers: None for current season
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Canon level of violence, brief contemplation of murder, unsafe sex (no use of safe words in a BDSM relationship)
Word Count: ~3100
Summary: Barry Allen keeps traveling back in time to visit Eobard Thawne, to learn how to use the Speed Force. Those lessons often require Barry to be on his knees. And the lesson that Eobard has planned for tonight is no different.

A/N: A sequel to my Flash Back tag, The Scent of Speed, but you do not need to read that story to follow this one.

And more importantly, a fill for the prompt left by Sheneya on Tumblr: “Come on Eo. What new trick can you do this time?” Barry panted against the other man’s chest. “What have you got?” “I can match your speedforce frequency perfectly. You’re about to experience something you’ve never felt before I promise you.”

This went a little darker than I think they wanted, but it's all EoBarry, all the time.

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Eobard has a feeling, and for a man of science, it is ridiculous to think that this feeling presages anything other than a need to jerk off in the shower. Except that Eobard knows that this feeling is all too accurate to downplay.  )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
29 October 2016 @ 01:17 pm
Ganked from Tumblr and modified for other social media.

Pick up to three letters and I'll give you my answers:

A - Ships that you currently like a lot. (They don’t have to be OTPs because not everyone has OTPs.) Friendships, pairings, threesomes, etc. are allowed.
B - A pairing–platonic, romantic or sexual–that you initially didn’t consider, but someone changed your mind.
C - A ship you have never liked and probably never will.
D - A pairing you wish you liked but just can’t.
E - Have you added anything cracky/hilarious to your fandom? If so, what?
F - What’s the longest you’ve ever been in a fandom?
G - Have you ever had an OTP? If so, do you remember your first one? Who was in it?
H - What is your favorite source text for fandom stuff (e.g., TV shows, movies, books, anime, Western animation, etc.)?
I - Has social media caused you to stop liking any fandoms, if so, which and why?
J - Name a fandom you didn’t think about until you saw it all over social media. (You don’t have to care about it or follow it; it just has to be something that social media made you aware of.)
K - What character has your favorite development arc/the best development arc?
L - Say something genuinely nice about a character who isn’t one of your faves. (Characters you’re neutral about are fair game, as are characters you merely dislike. Characters that you absolutely loathe with the fire of ten thousand suns are exempt, as there is no point in giving yourself an aneurysm over a character that you hate.)
M - Name a character that you’d like to have for a friend.
N - Name three things you wish you saw more or in your main fandom (or a fandom of choice).
O - Choose a song at random. Which ship or character does it remind you of?
P - Invent a random AU for any fandom (we always need more ideas).
Q - A fandom you’ve abandoned and why.
R - Which friendship/platonic relationship is your favorite in fandom?
S - Show us an example of your personal head canon (prompts optional but encouraged)
T - Do you have any hard and fast head canons that you will die defending?
U - Three favorite characters from three different fandoms, and why they’re your favorites.
V - Which character do you relate to most?
W - A trope which you are virtually certain to hate in any fandom.
X - A trope which you are almost certain to love in any fandom.
Y - What are your secondhand fandoms (i.e., fandoms you aren’t in personally but are tangentially familiar with because your friends/people on your dash are in them)?
Z - Just ramble about something fan-related, go go go! (Prompts optional but encouraged.)

In case you want to play along:

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elrhiarhodan
Title: Dreamers With Empty Hands
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Elizabeth Mitchell (Burke), Mozzie, Neal Caffrey; Peter Burke/Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth/Mozzie
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~4000
Beta Credit: None
Summary: Peter and Neal meet cute at Elizabeth and Mozzie's wedding.

A/N: Written for the fifth edition of Caffrey-Burke Day, celebrating the seventh anniversary of the premier of White Collar (October 23, 2009). Also, a fill for the prompt left for my by [livejournal.com profile] buefo (@archivistsrock on tumblr) – "Two Miserable People Meeting at a Wedding AU".

Title from the Billie Holiday classic, Autumn in New York - "Dreamers with empty hands, may sigh for exotic lands/It's autumn in New York, it's good to live it again".

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Peter isn't much of a fan of weddings. )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
Title: You Don't Know Where Your Interest Lies
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash (2014)
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Barry Allen, Julian Albert, David Singh, Joe West, Cisco Ramon, Mention of Earth-2 Harrison Wells, Jesse Wells, Caitlin Snow, Iris West, Wally West, Eobard Thawne
Word Count: ~6000
Spoilers: All of Season Three, up to episode 3.03 - Magenta
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Summary: Julian Albert breaks about a dozen really big rules when he confronts Frankie Kane in the CCPD lobby and David Singh is almost ready to fire him. But he gives him a second chance - and Julian ends up on probation, reporting to Barry Allen. Something that he finds absolutely and utterly intolerable.

Or, Five Times Julian Albert's Humiliated Because of Barry Allen, and one time ... well, one time humiliation doesn't factor into it.

Or, a character study of Barry Allen, from the eyes of Julian Albert.

AUTHOR NOTES: There's a lot of murkiness about the timeline now. Supposedly Julian's been at the CCPD a year, but I have the feeling that more time has passed than just the few hours between Barry leaving Iris on the front porch and Eobard returning Barry to the "present". I'm probably wrong, but hey - this is what you get when you're writing in a fandom that plays fast and loose with time.

Also, as much as I love Julian, I have the feeling that he's pretty self-absorbed and completely uninterested in anyone else's life. He don't care about Barry until he finds that Barry's not who he's supposed to be.

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Julian is on his way out to lunch and looking forward to a few minutes of life without listening to Barry Allen natter away like the moron he is. But he doesn't make it out of the CCPD lobby - half of which is roped off as workers struggle to reinstall the bronze frieze that came down, courtesy of the meta-human, Magenta - when he's diverted by none other than Captain Singh. )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
21 October 2016 @ 02:42 pm
I LOVE YOU ALL.





Okay?????

Are we clear????

Just to make sure...



(I wouldn't give you free ballin' Neal if I didn't love you, right?)
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
17 October 2016 @ 07:40 pm
Title: You Only Kiss Twice
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne, Barry Allen; Harrison Wells/Barry Allen (past)
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~1650
Summary: Eobard likes taking trains, although he doesn't particularly enjoy when they get stalled by unexpected snowstorms – but he makes the best of it. Nor does he enjoy having some quiet time interrupted by the appearance of an old fling. No-powers A/U

A/N: Written for @timeforalongstory (kyele on AO3), who was having a particularly bad day. I asked her for a random number, and she gave me "23", which was "Meeting on a train a/u" on the list of prompts for a short fic meme.

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Eobard is always surprised at how much he likes trains. Perhaps it's the very real sense of speed he gets from riding the rails, and the thrumming of the wheels and the engine is strangely satisfying. There is so little that satisfies him these days. )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
14 October 2016 @ 09:53 am
Found this on tumblr and I'm pretty sure I've posted it here before, but it's worth doing again. Go to my masterlist here on LJ/DW or on AO3 and pick a story and up to three questions from the list below. I'll answer as truthfully as possible.


1: What inspired you to write the fic this way?
2: What scene did you first put down?
3: What's your favorite line of narration?
4: What's your favorite line of dialogue?
5: What part was hardest to write?
6: What makes this fic special or different from all your other fics?
7: Where did the title come from?
8: Did any real people or events inspire any part of it?
9: Were there any alternate versions of this fic?
10: Why did you choose this pairing for this particular story?
11: What do you like best about this fic?
12: What do you like least about this fic?
13: What music did you listen to, if any, to get in the mood for writing this story? Or if you didn't listen to anything, what do you think readers should listen to while reading?
14: Is there anything you wanted readers to learn from reading this fic?
15: What did you learn from writing this fic?
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elrhiarhodan
01 October 2016 @ 07:48 pm
Seven Not-So-Secret Homes of Secret Societies

We've got Skull and Bones Tomb at Yale (New Haven, CT), The Bilderberg Club: Hotel de Bilderberg (Oosterbeek, Netherlands), Scientology's Trementina Base (Trementina, NM), The Illuminati: Domus Sanctae Marthae (Vatican City, The Vatican State), Ordo Templi Orientis: Bay Area Thelemic Temple (Oakland, CA), Priory of Sion: Bibliothèque Nationale de France (Paris, France), Rosicrucianism: Rosicrucian Park (San Jose, CA).

How many of these have you heard of? (I knew of five out of seven, but then, I'm not a conspiracy nut, like our beloved Mozzie).
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
11 September 2016 @ 05:01 pm
Title: Tugging at the Darkness
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash (2014)
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Earth-2 Harrison Wells, Barry Allen, Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne; Earth-2 Harrison Wells/Barry Allen/Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne, Barry Allen/Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne,
Word Count: ~5300
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Summary: Harry Wells is invited to "dinner and entertainment" at Barry and Eobard Thawne's home. He suspect that he's the intended entertainment. Part Three of Dominance Hierarchy

Author’s Note: Set in an alternative Flashpoint universe, don't ask me to explain why we've got Wellsobard instead of Eoblond, but I don't really roll with Eoblond. And while the previous two stories in this series are hardcore explorations of consensual kink, this story is mostly angst and poetry.

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Harry looks at the invitation - it is a surprisingly fine thing. Heavy white card stock, bordered in red and black and gold. The text is handwritten, the letters as perfectly formed as if they'd come off of a printer.  )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
05 September 2016 @ 08:25 pm


The only other story that comes close is Return and Rebuild the Desolate Places. And that took a year.

I started writing this on June 22. It was supposed to be 40k. Then it was supposed to 55K. Then 65K. Then I realized the story had three and not two arcs, which meant 90K. But lo! There were actually four arcs, so I'm hoping I can finish this within another 45K.

Sigh. And this is why I can't have new fandoms.
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
Title: Show Me What You're Good At (and you're good at everything)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Elizabeth Burke, Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke; Peter/Elizabeth/Neal
Word Count: ~2350
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299
Summary: Peter and Neal are giving Elizabeth a bit of a show.

Author’s Note: Written for Round Four (Lightning PWP Round) of [livejournal.com profile] runthecon, for my delightful [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher's prompt, "Talent Show".

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There are few things that Elizabeth Burke likes more than kissing her husband. But on that short list is watching her husband kiss his very pretty CI. )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
30 August 2016 @ 09:41 pm
Title: A Well-Earned Punishment
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash (2014)
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne, Earth-2 Harrison Wells, Barry Allen, mention of Cisco Ramon; Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne/Barry Allen, Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne/Barry Allen/Earth-2 Harrison Wells
Spoilers: None, A/U
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~2400
Summary: Harry Wells attempts to seduce Barry Allen by pretending to be Barry's lover, Eobard Thawne. It doesn't work, of course. And of course, Eobard needs to teach Harry Wells an important lesson. A continuation of the story begun in Pleasure and Prerogative

Author's Note: A happy birthday fic for one of my oldest and dearest fandom friends, [livejournal.com profile] daria234.

Daria is the very first person who wrote a fic for a prompt I gave her and I do believe my first time filling a prompt was a prompt she gave me. HUGS AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

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Eobard Thawne paces the length of the Time Vault. He's neither nervous nor impatient, rather, he's setting the scene.  )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
I've been a little quite here on LJ the past few months, and my apologies. I come bearing a meme - a version of the DVD Commentary meme I love so much!

Look at my Masterlist or my AO3 Works page and ask me up to three questions about any fic:

1:What inspired you to write the fic this way?

2:What scene did you first put down?

3:What's your favorite line of narration?

4:What's your favorite line of dialogue?

5:What part was hardest to write?

6:What makes this fic special or different from all your other fics?

7:Where did the title come from?

8:Did any real people or events inspire any part of it?

9:Were there any alternate versions of this fic?

10:Why did you choose this pairing for this particular story?

11:What do you like best about this fic?

12:What do you like least about this fic?

13:What music did you listen to, if any, to get in the mood for writing this story? Or if you didn't listen to anything, what do you think readers should listen to to accompany us while reading?

14:Is there anything you wanted readers to learn from reading this fic?

15:What did you learn from writing this fic?


And of course, if you want to play along, here's the text:

 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
24 August 2016 @ 08:29 pm
Title: Pleasure and Prerogative
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash (2014)
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne, Hunter Zolomon | Jay Garrick | Zoom, Barry Allen, mention of Cisco Ramon, mention of Earth-2 Harrison Wells; Eobard Thawne/Hunter Zolomon, Barry Allen/Hunter Zolomon, reference to Eobard Thawne/Earth-2 Harrison Wells
Spoilers: None, A/U
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Non-Con/Dub-Con
Word Count: ~850
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299
Summary: Eobard Thawne comes back to fix things. No one gets to hurt his Barry Allen and go unpunished.

Author's Note: A happy birthday fic for my friend, the extremely talented @nupao, expanding on a prompt that a tumblr nonnie left me. I know just how much they enjoy this particular pairing and I wanted to bring them just a little more joy for their birthday.

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Eobard Thawne has Zoom tied up and on his knees and it's certainly a pretty sight. )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
31 July 2016 @ 11:44 am
[livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher, I hope you are haven't a wonderful time celebrating your birthday!

Here's a little something to make your special day just a little brighter!

 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
28 July 2016 @ 08:14 am
Happiest of birthdays to my dear friend, MaiaC! I hope you are spending your day doing many delightful things (like hanging around with your local red panda mob!)

 
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
07 July 2016 @ 08:01 am
Found this on Tumblr, thought it would be fun to share.

Rules: Go to this website and enter 14 characters from any fandom or fandoms (or whatever you’re into) and match them to the order of the following questions. (See textarea below the entry for the list)

I selected a combination of White Collar and Flash characters, and I have to say I couldn’t be more pleased with the outcome.

1. Mom/Dad: Clinton Jones. The very definition of “stalwart”. Clinton Jones is the living embodiment of Fidelity, Bravery and Integrity. He takes no nonsense from anyone and believes in standing up for What Is Right. He would make an awesome parent.


2. Your Sibling: Jesse Wells. Super smart and just a little spoiled, Jesse Wells is my cool baby sister. She can run rings around me intellectually, but she never forgets who let her her have ice cream and cookies for dinner when mom and dad are out.


The rest of the craziness under the cut )

And if you want to play along, here's the lineup you match your random-ordered characters to:

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elrhiarhodan
04 July 2016 @ 10:42 am
I've been busy, not just with the words, but with the beads and the needle and thread. Thought I'd share some recent efforts:



Individual photos under the cut )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
Title: We Stumble, We Falter (but we're no different from anyone) - Part Two of Two
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Earth-2 Harrison Wells, Joe West, Jesse "Quick" Wells, Wally West, Cisco Ramon, Barry Allen, Iris West; Harry/Joe, Wally/Jesse, Barry/Iris, mention of Cisco/Hartley/Caitlin
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~12,500
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299, @timeforalongstory
Summary: Set about five years after The Silence Between the Birdsong, Joe West and Harry Wells are in a relationship that is much more than casual. Harry, however, is having some difficulty accepting that his brilliant daughter is going to be building her own life with the man she loves. Joe, who has never been shy about expressing his feelings for this difficult man, is the voice of common sense.
A/N: Written for Ladyofpride's Harrison Wells Appreciation Month. I was lucky enough to get a chance to write Harry interacting with both Jesse and with Wally West, but this is first and foremost, a Jarrison fic with all the Jarrison feels I could manage, and then some.





We Stumble, We Falter (but we're no different from anyone) - Part Two )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
Okay, so I did this. I actually made a single line bingo for the last round and had managed a blackout the year before. This one looks very promising:



I know I can do either a Cross or and X, but there's a possibility of another blackout, too (since [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299 gave me an awesome idea for the "Branding" square.

I'm writing a lot of Flash right now, but I'm still a White Collar girl, and I definitely have The Last Tycoon Feels, too (AU crossovers with WC, natch). So prompt away!
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
Title: We Stumble, We Falter (but we're no different from anyone) - Part One of Two
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Earth-2 Harrison Wells, Joe West, Jesse "Quick" Wells, Wally West, Cisco Ramon, Barry Allen, Iris West; Harry/Joe, Wally/Jesse, Barry/Iris, mention of Cisco/Hartley/Caitlin
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: Total ~12,500 (this chapter - ~6,000)
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299, @timeforalongstory
Summary: Set about five years after The Silence Between the Birdsong, Joe West and Harry Wells are in a relationship that is much more than casual. Harry, however, is having some difficulty accepting that his brilliant daughter is going to be building her own life with the man she loves. Joe, who has never been shy about expressing his feelings for this difficult man, is the voice of common sense.

A/N: Written for Ladyofpride's Harrison Wells Appreciation Month. I was lucky enough to get a chance to write Harry interacting with both Jesse and with Wally West, but this is first and foremost, a Jarrison fic with all the Jarrison feels I could manage, and then some.

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We Stumble, We Falter (but we're no different from anyone) - Part One )
 
 
elrhiarhodan
So, I hate cotton-polyester blend sheets (who doesn't), so I buy one-hundred percent cotton sheets.

I also have sensitive skin, so sheets with anti-wrinkle chemicals in them are verboten, as are sheets made in China.

I also hate wrinkled sheets and untreated cotton sheets wrinkle like Shar-pei puppies.

I also sleep with six pillows on my bed.

I also dislike short sheets, so my queen-sized bed uses a king-sized top sheet.

Did I mention how much I hate sleeping on wrinkled sheets? Because I really do.

Do you know what the solution is to sleeping on wrinkled sheets?

IRONING!

Yes, I just ironed two sets of bed linens - that's two king-sized top sheets and twelve pillow cases. Good thing I napped this afternoon.
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
Ganked from my dearest sheep, [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher :


Begin the each answer with the last letter of the previous answer.


Name: Elrhiarhodan
Animal: Narwhale
Girl's name: Esmerelda
Color: Argent
Movie: The Force Awakens
Something you wear: Shirt
Drink: Tonic Water
Food: Rubarb
Item in the bathroom: Bath gel
Place: London
Reason to be late: No underwear


And if you'd like to play, too - here's the code:

Tags:
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
For the first time in a few years, I committed to doing all thirty-one days of the Merry Month of Masturbation for the [community profile] mmom community. Twenty-six stories are for The Flash, and five are Flash RPS (included here only for completist purposes).

Complete list under the cut )
 
 
 
 
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Title: The Best Laid Plans – Part Two of Two
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, June Ellington, Clinton Jones, Reese Hughes, reference to Mozzie, reference to Diana Berrigan, reference to Lauren Cruz; Peter Burke/Neal Caffrey
Word Count: ~11,000
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: BDSM, Consensual Impact Play
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher
Summary: Neal Caffrey, newly minted FBI agent, has been assigned to the New York field office and the White Collar division, but before he starts work, he needs a night for himself. A night to break out the leather and go hunting for the man he'd met six months earlier, the man who'd given him the best sex of his life.

Part One

Author’s Note: Written for [livejournal.com profile] cookielaura for Round Four of the [livejournal.com profile] wcpairings fic exchange. My recipient wanted Peter/Neal and likes BDSM. I hope this fits her bill! The scenes in the early part of this story were inspired by the short film, Interior: Leather Bar, which reimagines the filming of the mythical "lost" X-rated scenes from the 1980 Al Pacino film, Cruising.

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Text from Reese Hughes, 8:43 AM, Monday: New probie coming in today. )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
Title: The Best Laid Plans – Part One of Two
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, June Ellington, Clinton Jones, Reese Hughes, reference to Mozzie, reference to Diana Berrigan, reference to Lauren Cruz; Peter Burke/Neal Caffrey
Word Count: ~11,000
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: BDSM, Consensual Impact Play
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher
Summary: Neal Caffrey, newly minted FBI agent, has been assigned to the New York field office and the White Collar division, but before he starts work, he needs a night for himself. A night to break out the leather and go hunting for the man he'd met six months earlier, the man who'd given him the best sex of his life.

Author’s Note: Written for [livejournal.com profile] cookielaura for Round Four of the [livejournal.com profile] wcpairings fic exchange. My recipient wanted Peter/Neal and likes BDSM. I hope this fits her bill! The scenes in the early part of this story were inspired by the short film, Interior: Leather Bar, which reimagines the filming of the mythical "lost" X-rated scenes from the 1980 Al Pacino film, Cruising.

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Despite the prestige in the assignment, Neal wasn’t all that pleased to be posted to the field office in New York. He’d wanted to be back in D.C., where he could keep focused on his mission – to climb the ladder at the FBI. New York City, the capital of the world, the Big Apple, was filled with all sorts of distractions. )
 
 
 
 
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Title: In the Silence of the Nighttime (innocence is here)
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words – Day 23 (Prompt: Bound)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Barry Allen, Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne; Barry Allen/Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~550
Summary: Eobard enjoys putting the ropes on Barry, but he himself is just as tightly bound.

Author's Notes: Written for Day 23 of the Merry Month of Masturbation, for the prompt "Bound". This is another backfill. When I was doing my master post of MMOM fics, I realized that I'd missed Day 23. So, something quick and dirty to complete the challenge.

For my EoBarry Revealed cheerleaders - Kyele, Maraceles, and Hisaminami. Once again, thank you for your dedication and enthusiasm to this pairing!

Title from the Capercallie song, Beautiful Wasteland.

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Eobard ties the last knot, pulls the cord to the perfect tension and steps back, admiring his handiwork. )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
Title: In His Pants
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words - Day 16, Prompt "Wait"
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash RPS
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Matt Letscher, Tom Cavanagh (Matt/Tom)
Spoilers/Episode References: The Reverse Flash Returns
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~450
Summary: Matt's happy to have another chance to work with his fellow Eli Stone cast mate, Tom Cavanagh. While they're waiting for a reshoot, they chat, exchange a little banter and Matt decides to play a little prank on Tom. But it backfires.

Notes: Written for Day 16 of The Merry Month of Masturbation, for the prompt "Wait", and as requested by Preussisch_Blau, who wanted Tom Cavanagh and Matt Letscher. Posting today on my LJ and MMOM because I somehow forgot to do it on the day I posted on AO3 and Tumblr.

I've not seen a single episode of Eli Stone and my knowledge of Tom's character is based strictly on the Wikipedia entry for the show.

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Matt's worked with Tom before and he knows that the actor is both a consummate professional and a high-energy cut-up. )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
Title: The Race of Their Lives
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words – Day 26 (Prompt: Challenge)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Barry Allen, Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne; Barry Allen/Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~1200
Summary: Early in their relationship - no, not the one where they are battling, but the one where they're lovers - Eobard gives Barry a very interesting challenge. Barry's not quite sure if he should accept it.

Author's Notes: Written for Day 26 of the Merry Month of Masturbation, for the prompt "Challenge". This is a backfill - I'd missed Day 26 and wanted to catch up. The idea comes from Kyele, who has been such an awesome cheerleader for the EoBarry Revealed series, and I wanted to write something special to thank her for her support.

I freely own up to the ridiculous nature of this fic, it is the thirty-first wank fic I've written in the last thirty-one days and I am seriously wanked out. But it's been a hell of a lot of fun, and it's a good thing that the Month of May one comes (haha) once a year.

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( “You're crazy, you know that?” Barry leans back in his chair and stares at his partner. )


“You're crazy, you know that?” Barry leans back in his chair and stares at his partner. )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
Title: Love's As Short As Summer Nights
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words – Day 31 (Prompt: Delight)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Lisa Snart, Cisco Ramon; Lisa/Cisco
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Reference to past child abuse.
Word Count: ~700
Summary: Lisa enjoys Cisco's company, if only for the reason that he treats her like an equal.

Author's Notes: Written for Day 31 of the Merry Month of Masturbation, for the prompt "Delight", and for the pairing Lisa Snart/Cisco Ramon, as requested by @wanderingxrivers on Tumblr.

Title from the Oysterband song, By Northern Lights.

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Lisa closes the door and sighs like a giddy sixteen year old. )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
Title: I Like You, Too
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words – Day 30 (Prompt: Whiskey)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Joe West, Earth-2 Harrison Wells; Joe/Harry
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~1000
Summary: Joe and Harry are having a quiet evening in, just enjoying each other's company and a bottle of excellent whiskey. Their conversation turns ridiculous as the alcohol takes effect.

Author's Notes: Written for Day 30 of the Merry Month of Masturbation, for the prompt "Whiskey", given to me by my dearest [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299, who is always up for more Jarrison.

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Joe looked up from his paperwork to find Harry staring at him. )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
Title: Her Barry, His Barry
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words – Day 29 (Prompt: Shame)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Earth-2 Iris West-Allen, Earth-2 Barry Allen, Earth-2 Harrison Wells; Iris/Barry (Iris/Barry + Harrison)
Spoilers/Episode References: 2.13 - Welcome to Earth-2, 2.14 - Escape From Earth-2, 2.23 - The Race of his Life
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Fantasy Dub-Con
Word Count: ~1000
Summary: Iris West, a top detective with the Central City PD, has a rare day off when her husband has to work, and she takes advantage of the privacy that has to offer.

Author's Notes: Written for Day 29 of the Merry Month of Masturbation, for the prompt "Shame".

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Iris had a rare day off and today, she had the house all to herself. If she wanted to masturbate in the living room, she would. Shame was overrated. )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
Title: Join the Club
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words – Day 28 (Prompt: Stars)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash RPS
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Violett Beane, Candice Patton, Grant Gustin; Violett/Tom (fantasy), Candice/Tom (fantasy), Grant/Tom (fantasy), reference to Rick/Tom (fantasy), Carlos/Tom (fantasy), Danielle/Tom (fantasy) and possibly Jesse L/Tom (fantasy)
Spoilers/Episode References: Set during the filming of King Shark (directed by Hanelle Culpepper)
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~1200
Summary: A really un-smutty b-side to the extremely smutty Hour Follows Hour (like water follows water), where Violett now has to work with Tom and she's mortified and can't get her lines right. Candice and Grant are able to help her through this embarrassing moment.

Author's Notes: Written for Day 28 of the Merry Month of Masturbation, for the prompt "Stars". For Preussisch_Blau who gave me the original prompt (which may be the filthiest thing I've ever written. Except for that thing with the vegetables and the unexpected house guests, but that was for another fandom).

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Violett flubbed her lines for the third time and wanted to burst into tears. This was supposed to be a key scene where Jesse gets to show her science chops and bond with her father.  )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
Title: The Edge of the Coin
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words – Day 27 (Prompt: Bath)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Cisco Ramon (Vibe), Barry Allen, Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawn (Barry/Eobard, Barry/Eobard + Cisco)
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~1500
Summary: Vibe has stopped counting the years and out of necessity he has removed himself from the cares of the world. But his friends are speedsters much loved by the Speed Force and they give him the connection he needs.

Author's Notes: Written for Day 26 of the Merry Month of Masturbation, for the prompt "Bath". My dearest [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299 prompted me for Cisco for this one. We thought it might go one way, but as I started writing, it took a sharp left hand turn into the EoBarry Revealed 'verse. It is a sequel, of sorts, to A Stolen Gift.

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There were benefits to being best friends with speedsters, especially speedsters who were much loved by the Speed Force.  )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
Title: Eternity's Sunrise
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words – Day 25 (Prompt: Shower)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Barry Allen, Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne (Barry/Eobard)
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~700
Summary: Part of the EoBarry Revealed Series, Barry watches his husband shower and take his own pleasure in the seeing and then the doing.

Author's Notes: Written for Day 25 of the Merry Month of Masturbation, for the prompt "Shower". After last night's finale, I think we all need some feels along with our smut.

Title from John Tavener's symphony of the same name.

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It's early morning and Barry leans against the sink, watching his husband. Eo's showering, a commonplace activity for a very uncommon man. )