elrhiarhodan
Updated 14 December 2015

All my fic, in a nice and tidy list, organized by 'verse and series and type, in the order of the date published (generally the newest stories are at the top of the lists).

If you're looking for just Gen stories...stop.

You aren't going to find a lot of them here. I ‘ship Peter/Neal, Peter/Elizabeth, and Peter/Elizabeth/Neal. Not all of my stories are explicit, and in fact, most of them aren’t, but you are going to find a Peter/Neal, or more likely, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal relationship at the core of the story.

Also – I hope you like angst and emotional hurt/comfort – because that’s what I seem to write most often. Occasionally, you’ll find some case fic and some humor and crack, and rarely, fluff.

You should also be an adult, and capable of understanding adult themes and issues.

These are fanworks, make for my own enjoyment and to share with others. I don't have any ownership interests in White Collar or its characters.

Episode Tags )

Limited Series )

The Schmoop and The Angst and Occasionally a Little Crack – One Shots )

Epics – Stories In Excess of 10,000 Words )

Death Fic )

The Wonder(ful) Years 'Verse )

The Paladin 'Verse )

The Vinegar Hill Continuum )

Porn – Pure and Not So Simple )

Vampire World – The Blood of Helios )

Transformations – Stories of the Unexpected )

A Favor for Gloriana )

Orchestration )

PicSpams )

Ficlets and Drabbles – Stories Under 800 Words )

White Collar 100 – Danger’Verse  )

White Collar 100 Ficlets )

RPF/RPS )

Promptfest Ficlets and Drabbles )
 
 
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
Day 1 - [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299 "Even the lightening spoke well of them" – In Dragon'Verse

Day 2 - [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher "Walking at night through solitary streets" – In the Ordinary Life 'verse.

Day 3 - [livejournal.com profile] riverotter1951 "Lost in the shadows of time past" – In the Gloriana'verse.

Day 4 - [livejournal.com profile] kanarek13 "This is the geography of his body" – Anything Peter/Neal

Day 5 - [livejournal.com profile] aragarna "A black and white photograph" – Peter/El, or Peter, in canon.

Day 6 - [livejournal.com profile] tjs_whatnot "I am writing you from a far-off country" – Neal/anyone, or gen.

Day 7 - [livejournal.com profile] sheryln "Soaking in a tub" – Any verse.

Day 8 - [livejournal.com profile] daria234 "The sound of a thousand secrets" – Peter/Neal

Day 9 - [livejournal.com profile] pooh_collector "There is always one more silence" – Wonder(ful) Years

Day 10 - [livejournal.com profile] joy2190 "Beyond the confines of ordinary language" – Gloriana'Verse

Day 11 - [livejournal.com profile] doctor_fangeek "The way sunlight feels on skin" – Peter/Neal, or P/E/N, any 'verse.

Day 12 - [livejournal.com profile] sandy79 "The light of lamps and candles" – Gloriana or Orchestration

Day 13 - [livejournal.com profile] pipilj "Houses have their secrets" – Nothing Will Remain 'verse.

Day 14 - [livejournal.com profile] angelita26 "He called you by your real name" – Wonder(ful) Years.

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The light of lamps and candles - Day 12 - [livejournal.com profile] sandy79
Memory as thick as time
The antidote to pain
You don’t know where you are
These are the stories of my father
I am writing you from a far-off country - Day 6 - [livejournal.com profile] tjs_whatnot
Taking the long way around
A black-and-white photograph - Day 5 - [livejournal.com profile] aragarna
He called you by your real name - Day 14 - [livejournal.com profile] angelita26
Even the lightning spoke well of them - Day 1 - [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299
This is the geography of his body - Day 4 - [livejournal.com profile] kanarek13
Houses have their secrets - Day 13 - [livejournal.com profile] pipilj
Beyond the confines of ordinary language - Day 10 - [livejournal.com profile] joy2190
Soaking in a tub - Day 7 - [livejournal.com profile] sheryln
The way sunlight feels on skin - Day 11 - [livejournal.com profile] doctor_fangeek
After the last guest left
Every night we save ourselves
Walking at night through solitary streets - Day 2 - [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher
The map of a daydream
The sound of a thousand secrets - Day 8 - [livejournal.com profile] daria234
In the garden after dark
The passing of hours
The idea inside the morning
Lost in the shadows of time past - Day 3 - [livejournal.com profile] riverotter1951
You don’t know where you are
There is always more than one silence - Day 9 - [livejournal.com profile] pooh_collector
The secret history of anger
Something moves in the distance
 
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
03 January 2030 @ 11:44 am
Danger’verse


This is a series that started out as a single ficlet, and I had my arm twisted ever so gently into making it an on-going series. It’s basically a shaggy dog story – wandering in and out of canon, in and out of the Paladin ‘verse at will. There are almost 2 years worth of prompts on the WC100 comm, and I may try to keep this going for the duration. The Danger’verse series is also published as a single entry with multiple chapters on AO3.

Danger'Verse Ficlets )
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
01 January 2030 @ 11:57 am
MMOM 2012 is over! Thirty one ficlets, 12,800 words. That's a lot of wank!fic. A lot of wank...

Don't read all at once...you may go blind or end up with hairy palms )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
All thirty-one prompts and posts for MMOM 2011. Here Be Wank )
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
11 September 2016 @ 05:01 pm
Title: Tugging at the Darkness
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash (2014)
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Earth-2 Harrison Wells, Barry Allen, Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne; Earth-2 Harrison Wells/Barry Allen/Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne, Barry Allen/Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne,
Word Count: ~5300
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Summary: Harry Wells is invited to "dinner and entertainment" at Barry and Eobard Thawne's home. He suspect that he's the intended entertainment. Part Three of Dominance Hierarchy

Author’s Note: Set in an alternative Flashpoint universe, don't ask me to explain why we've got Wellsobard instead of Eoblond, but I don't really roll with Eoblond. And while the previous two stories in this series are hardcore explorations of consensual kink, this story is mostly angst and poetry.

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Harry looks at the invitation - it is a surprisingly fine thing. Heavy white card stock, bordered in red and black and gold. The text is handwritten, the letters as perfectly formed as if they'd come off of a printer.  )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
05 September 2016 @ 08:25 pm


The only other story that comes close is Return and Rebuild the Desolate Places. And that took a year.

I started writing this on June 22. It was supposed to be 40k. Then it was supposed to 55K. Then 65K. Then I realized the story had three and not two arcs, which meant 90K. But lo! There were actually four arcs, so I'm hoping I can finish this within another 45K.

Sigh. And this is why I can't have new fandoms.
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
Title: Show Me What You're Good At (and you're good at everything)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Elizabeth Burke, Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke; Peter/Elizabeth/Neal
Word Count: ~2350
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299
Summary: Peter and Neal are giving Elizabeth a bit of a show.

Author’s Note: Written for Round Four (Lightning PWP Round) of [livejournal.com profile] runthecon, for my delightful [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher's prompt, "Talent Show".

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There are few things that Elizabeth Burke likes more than kissing her husband. But on that short list is watching her husband kiss his very pretty CI. )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
30 August 2016 @ 09:41 pm
Title: A Well-Earned Punishment
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash (2014)
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne, Earth-2 Harrison Wells, Barry Allen, mention of Cisco Ramon; Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne/Barry Allen, Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne/Barry Allen/Earth-2 Harrison Wells
Spoilers: None, A/U
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~2400
Summary: Harry Wells attempts to seduce Barry Allen by pretending to be Barry's lover, Eobard Thawne. It doesn't work, of course. And of course, Eobard needs to teach Harry Wells an important lesson. A continuation of the story begun in Pleasure and Prerogative

Author's Note: A happy birthday fic for one of my oldest and dearest fandom friends, [livejournal.com profile] daria234.

Daria is the very first person who wrote a fic for a prompt I gave her and I do believe my first time filling a prompt was a prompt she gave me. HUGS AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

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Eobard Thawne paces the length of the Time Vault. He's neither nervous nor impatient, rather, he's setting the scene.  )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
I've been a little quite here on LJ the past few months, and my apologies. I come bearing a meme - a version of the DVD Commentary meme I love so much!

Look at my Masterlist or my AO3 Works page and ask me up to three questions about any fic:

1:What inspired you to write the fic this way?

2:What scene did you first put down?

3:What's your favorite line of narration?

4:What's your favorite line of dialogue?

5:What part was hardest to write?

6:What makes this fic special or different from all your other fics?

7:Where did the title come from?

8:Did any real people or events inspire any part of it?

9:Were there any alternate versions of this fic?

10:Why did you choose this pairing for this particular story?

11:What do you like best about this fic?

12:What do you like least about this fic?

13:What music did you listen to, if any, to get in the mood for writing this story? Or if you didn't listen to anything, what do you think readers should listen to to accompany us while reading?

14:Is there anything you wanted readers to learn from reading this fic?

15:What did you learn from writing this fic?


And of course, if you want to play along, here's the text:

 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
24 August 2016 @ 08:29 pm
Title: Pleasure and Prerogative
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash (2014)
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne, Hunter Zolomon | Jay Garrick | Zoom, Barry Allen, mention of Cisco Ramon, mention of Earth-2 Harrison Wells; Eobard Thawne/Hunter Zolomon, Barry Allen/Hunter Zolomon, reference to Eobard Thawne/Earth-2 Harrison Wells
Spoilers: None, A/U
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Non-Con/Dub-Con
Word Count: ~850
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299
Summary: Eobard Thawne comes back to fix things. No one gets to hurt his Barry Allen and go unpunished.

Author's Note: A happy birthday fic for my friend, the extremely talented @nupao, expanding on a prompt that a tumblr nonnie left me. I know just how much they enjoy this particular pairing and I wanted to bring them just a little more joy for their birthday.

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Eobard Thawne has Zoom tied up and on his knees and it's certainly a pretty sight. )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
31 July 2016 @ 11:44 am
[livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher, I hope you are haven't a wonderful time celebrating your birthday!

Here's a little something to make your special day just a little brighter!

 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
28 July 2016 @ 08:14 am
Happiest of birthdays to my dear friend, MaiaC! I hope you are spending your day doing many delightful things (like hanging around with your local red panda mob!)

 
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
07 July 2016 @ 08:01 am
Found this on Tumblr, thought it would be fun to share.

Rules: Go to this website and enter 14 characters from any fandom or fandoms (or whatever you’re into) and match them to the order of the following questions. (See textarea below the entry for the list)

I selected a combination of White Collar and Flash characters, and I have to say I couldn’t be more pleased with the outcome.

1. Mom/Dad: Clinton Jones. The very definition of “stalwart”. Clinton Jones is the living embodiment of Fidelity, Bravery and Integrity. He takes no nonsense from anyone and believes in standing up for What Is Right. He would make an awesome parent.


2. Your Sibling: Jesse Wells. Super smart and just a little spoiled, Jesse Wells is my cool baby sister. She can run rings around me intellectually, but she never forgets who let her her have ice cream and cookies for dinner when mom and dad are out.


The rest of the craziness under the cut )

And if you want to play along, here's the lineup you match your random-ordered characters to:

Tags:
 
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
04 July 2016 @ 10:42 am
I've been busy, not just with the words, but with the beads and the needle and thread. Thought I'd share some recent efforts:



Individual photos under the cut )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
Title: We Stumble, We Falter (but we're no different from anyone) - Part Two of Two
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Earth-2 Harrison Wells, Joe West, Jesse "Quick" Wells, Wally West, Cisco Ramon, Barry Allen, Iris West; Harry/Joe, Wally/Jesse, Barry/Iris, mention of Cisco/Hartley/Caitlin
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~12,500
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299, @timeforalongstory
Summary: Set about five years after The Silence Between the Birdsong, Joe West and Harry Wells are in a relationship that is much more than casual. Harry, however, is having some difficulty accepting that his brilliant daughter is going to be building her own life with the man she loves. Joe, who has never been shy about expressing his feelings for this difficult man, is the voice of common sense.
A/N: Written for Ladyofpride's Harrison Wells Appreciation Month. I was lucky enough to get a chance to write Harry interacting with both Jesse and with Wally West, but this is first and foremost, a Jarrison fic with all the Jarrison feels I could manage, and then some.





We Stumble, We Falter (but we're no different from anyone) - Part Two )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
Okay, so I did this. I actually made a single line bingo for the last round and had managed a blackout the year before. This one looks very promising:



I know I can do either a Cross or and X, but there's a possibility of another blackout, too (since [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299 gave me an awesome idea for the "Branding" square.

I'm writing a lot of Flash right now, but I'm still a White Collar girl, and I definitely have The Last Tycoon Feels, too (AU crossovers with WC, natch). So prompt away!
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
Title: We Stumble, We Falter (but we're no different from anyone) - Part One of Two
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Earth-2 Harrison Wells, Joe West, Jesse "Quick" Wells, Wally West, Cisco Ramon, Barry Allen, Iris West; Harry/Joe, Wally/Jesse, Barry/Iris, mention of Cisco/Hartley/Caitlin
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: Total ~12,500 (this chapter - ~6,000)
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299, @timeforalongstory
Summary: Set about five years after The Silence Between the Birdsong, Joe West and Harry Wells are in a relationship that is much more than casual. Harry, however, is having some difficulty accepting that his brilliant daughter is going to be building her own life with the man she loves. Joe, who has never been shy about expressing his feelings for this difficult man, is the voice of common sense.

A/N: Written for Ladyofpride's Harrison Wells Appreciation Month. I was lucky enough to get a chance to write Harry interacting with both Jesse and with Wally West, but this is first and foremost, a Jarrison fic with all the Jarrison feels I could manage, and then some.

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We Stumble, We Falter (but we're no different from anyone) - Part One )
 
 
elrhiarhodan
So, I hate cotton-polyester blend sheets (who doesn't), so I buy one-hundred percent cotton sheets.

I also have sensitive skin, so sheets with anti-wrinkle chemicals in them are verboten, as are sheets made in China.

I also hate wrinkled sheets and untreated cotton sheets wrinkle like Shar-pei puppies.

I also sleep with six pillows on my bed.

I also dislike short sheets, so my queen-sized bed uses a king-sized top sheet.

Did I mention how much I hate sleeping on wrinkled sheets? Because I really do.

Do you know what the solution is to sleeping on wrinkled sheets?

IRONING!

Yes, I just ironed two sets of bed linens - that's two king-sized top sheets and twelve pillow cases. Good thing I napped this afternoon.
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
Ganked from my dearest sheep, [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher :


Begin the each answer with the last letter of the previous answer.


Name: Elrhiarhodan
Animal: Narwhale
Girl's name: Esmerelda
Color: Argent
Movie: The Force Awakens
Something you wear: Shirt
Drink: Tonic Water
Food: Rubarb
Item in the bathroom: Bath gel
Place: London
Reason to be late: No underwear


And if you'd like to play, too - here's the code:

Tags:
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
For the first time in a few years, I committed to doing all thirty-one days of the Merry Month of Masturbation for the [community profile] mmom community. Twenty-six stories are for The Flash, and five are Flash RPS (included here only for completist purposes).

Complete list under the cut )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
Title: The Best Laid Plans – Part Two of Two
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, June Ellington, Clinton Jones, Reese Hughes, reference to Mozzie, reference to Diana Berrigan, reference to Lauren Cruz; Peter Burke/Neal Caffrey
Word Count: ~11,000
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: BDSM, Consensual Impact Play
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher
Summary: Neal Caffrey, newly minted FBI agent, has been assigned to the New York field office and the White Collar division, but before he starts work, he needs a night for himself. A night to break out the leather and go hunting for the man he'd met six months earlier, the man who'd given him the best sex of his life.

Part One

Author’s Note: Written for [livejournal.com profile] cookielaura for Round Four of the [livejournal.com profile] wcpairings fic exchange. My recipient wanted Peter/Neal and likes BDSM. I hope this fits her bill! The scenes in the early part of this story were inspired by the short film, Interior: Leather Bar, which reimagines the filming of the mythical "lost" X-rated scenes from the 1980 Al Pacino film, Cruising.

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Text from Reese Hughes, 8:43 AM, Monday: New probie coming in today. )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
Title: The Best Laid Plans – Part One of Two
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, June Ellington, Clinton Jones, Reese Hughes, reference to Mozzie, reference to Diana Berrigan, reference to Lauren Cruz; Peter Burke/Neal Caffrey
Word Count: ~11,000
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: BDSM, Consensual Impact Play
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher
Summary: Neal Caffrey, newly minted FBI agent, has been assigned to the New York field office and the White Collar division, but before he starts work, he needs a night for himself. A night to break out the leather and go hunting for the man he'd met six months earlier, the man who'd given him the best sex of his life.

Author’s Note: Written for [livejournal.com profile] cookielaura for Round Four of the [livejournal.com profile] wcpairings fic exchange. My recipient wanted Peter/Neal and likes BDSM. I hope this fits her bill! The scenes in the early part of this story were inspired by the short film, Interior: Leather Bar, which reimagines the filming of the mythical "lost" X-rated scenes from the 1980 Al Pacino film, Cruising.

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Despite the prestige in the assignment, Neal wasn’t all that pleased to be posted to the field office in New York. He’d wanted to be back in D.C., where he could keep focused on his mission – to climb the ladder at the FBI. New York City, the capital of the world, the Big Apple, was filled with all sorts of distractions. )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
Title: In the Silence of the Nighttime (innocence is here)
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words – Day 23 (Prompt: Bound)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Barry Allen, Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne; Barry Allen/Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~550
Summary: Eobard enjoys putting the ropes on Barry, but he himself is just as tightly bound.

Author's Notes: Written for Day 23 of the Merry Month of Masturbation, for the prompt "Bound". This is another backfill. When I was doing my master post of MMOM fics, I realized that I'd missed Day 23. So, something quick and dirty to complete the challenge.

For my EoBarry Revealed cheerleaders - Kyele, Maraceles, and Hisaminami. Once again, thank you for your dedication and enthusiasm to this pairing!

Title from the Capercallie song, Beautiful Wasteland.

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Eobard ties the last knot, pulls the cord to the perfect tension and steps back, admiring his handiwork. )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
Title: In His Pants
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words - Day 16, Prompt "Wait"
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash RPS
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Matt Letscher, Tom Cavanagh (Matt/Tom)
Spoilers/Episode References: The Reverse Flash Returns
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~450
Summary: Matt's happy to have another chance to work with his fellow Eli Stone cast mate, Tom Cavanagh. While they're waiting for a reshoot, they chat, exchange a little banter and Matt decides to play a little prank on Tom. But it backfires.

Notes: Written for Day 16 of The Merry Month of Masturbation, for the prompt "Wait", and as requested by Preussisch_Blau, who wanted Tom Cavanagh and Matt Letscher. Posting today on my LJ and MMOM because I somehow forgot to do it on the day I posted on AO3 and Tumblr.

I've not seen a single episode of Eli Stone and my knowledge of Tom's character is based strictly on the Wikipedia entry for the show.

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Matt's worked with Tom before and he knows that the actor is both a consummate professional and a high-energy cut-up. )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
Title: The Race of Their Lives
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words – Day 26 (Prompt: Challenge)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Barry Allen, Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne; Barry Allen/Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~1200
Summary: Early in their relationship - no, not the one where they are battling, but the one where they're lovers - Eobard gives Barry a very interesting challenge. Barry's not quite sure if he should accept it.

Author's Notes: Written for Day 26 of the Merry Month of Masturbation, for the prompt "Challenge". This is a backfill - I'd missed Day 26 and wanted to catch up. The idea comes from Kyele, who has been such an awesome cheerleader for the EoBarry Revealed series, and I wanted to write something special to thank her for her support.

I freely own up to the ridiculous nature of this fic, it is the thirty-first wank fic I've written in the last thirty-one days and I am seriously wanked out. But it's been a hell of a lot of fun, and it's a good thing that the Month of May one comes (haha) once a year.

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( “You're crazy, you know that?” Barry leans back in his chair and stares at his partner. )


“You're crazy, you know that?” Barry leans back in his chair and stares at his partner. )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
Title: Love's As Short As Summer Nights
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words – Day 31 (Prompt: Delight)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Lisa Snart, Cisco Ramon; Lisa/Cisco
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Reference to past child abuse.
Word Count: ~700
Summary: Lisa enjoys Cisco's company, if only for the reason that he treats her like an equal.

Author's Notes: Written for Day 31 of the Merry Month of Masturbation, for the prompt "Delight", and for the pairing Lisa Snart/Cisco Ramon, as requested by @wanderingxrivers on Tumblr.

Title from the Oysterband song, By Northern Lights.

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Lisa closes the door and sighs like a giddy sixteen year old. )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
Title: I Like You, Too
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words – Day 30 (Prompt: Whiskey)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Joe West, Earth-2 Harrison Wells; Joe/Harry
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~1000
Summary: Joe and Harry are having a quiet evening in, just enjoying each other's company and a bottle of excellent whiskey. Their conversation turns ridiculous as the alcohol takes effect.

Author's Notes: Written for Day 30 of the Merry Month of Masturbation, for the prompt "Whiskey", given to me by my dearest [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299, who is always up for more Jarrison.

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Joe looked up from his paperwork to find Harry staring at him. )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
Title: Her Barry, His Barry
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words – Day 29 (Prompt: Shame)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Earth-2 Iris West-Allen, Earth-2 Barry Allen, Earth-2 Harrison Wells; Iris/Barry (Iris/Barry + Harrison)
Spoilers/Episode References: 2.13 - Welcome to Earth-2, 2.14 - Escape From Earth-2, 2.23 - The Race of his Life
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Fantasy Dub-Con
Word Count: ~1000
Summary: Iris West, a top detective with the Central City PD, has a rare day off when her husband has to work, and she takes advantage of the privacy that has to offer.

Author's Notes: Written for Day 29 of the Merry Month of Masturbation, for the prompt "Shame".

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Iris had a rare day off and today, she had the house all to herself. If she wanted to masturbate in the living room, she would. Shame was overrated. )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
Title: Join the Club
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words – Day 28 (Prompt: Stars)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash RPS
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Violett Beane, Candice Patton, Grant Gustin; Violett/Tom (fantasy), Candice/Tom (fantasy), Grant/Tom (fantasy), reference to Rick/Tom (fantasy), Carlos/Tom (fantasy), Danielle/Tom (fantasy) and possibly Jesse L/Tom (fantasy)
Spoilers/Episode References: Set during the filming of King Shark (directed by Hanelle Culpepper)
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~1200
Summary: A really un-smutty b-side to the extremely smutty Hour Follows Hour (like water follows water), where Violett now has to work with Tom and she's mortified and can't get her lines right. Candice and Grant are able to help her through this embarrassing moment.

Author's Notes: Written for Day 28 of the Merry Month of Masturbation, for the prompt "Stars". For Preussisch_Blau who gave me the original prompt (which may be the filthiest thing I've ever written. Except for that thing with the vegetables and the unexpected house guests, but that was for another fandom).

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Violett flubbed her lines for the third time and wanted to burst into tears. This was supposed to be a key scene where Jesse gets to show her science chops and bond with her father.  )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
Title: The Edge of the Coin
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words – Day 27 (Prompt: Bath)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Cisco Ramon (Vibe), Barry Allen, Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawn (Barry/Eobard, Barry/Eobard + Cisco)
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~1500
Summary: Vibe has stopped counting the years and out of necessity he has removed himself from the cares of the world. But his friends are speedsters much loved by the Speed Force and they give him the connection he needs.

Author's Notes: Written for Day 26 of the Merry Month of Masturbation, for the prompt "Bath". My dearest [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299 prompted me for Cisco for this one. We thought it might go one way, but as I started writing, it took a sharp left hand turn into the EoBarry Revealed 'verse. It is a sequel, of sorts, to A Stolen Gift.

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There were benefits to being best friends with speedsters, especially speedsters who were much loved by the Speed Force.  )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
Title: Eternity's Sunrise
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words – Day 25 (Prompt: Shower)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Barry Allen, Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne (Barry/Eobard)
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~700
Summary: Part of the EoBarry Revealed Series, Barry watches his husband shower and take his own pleasure in the seeing and then the doing.

Author's Notes: Written for Day 25 of the Merry Month of Masturbation, for the prompt "Shower". After last night's finale, I think we all need some feels along with our smut.

Title from John Tavener's symphony of the same name.

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It's early morning and Barry leans against the sink, watching his husband. Eo's showering, a commonplace activity for a very uncommon man. )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
Title: Interlude, With Adults
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words – Day 24 (Prompt: Hands)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Joe West, Earth-2 Harrison Wells; Joe/Harry (mention of Jesse & Wally)
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: NONE
Word Count: ~400
Summary: Joe and Harry enjoy a little private time, naked. In bed. Eventually Jesse and Wally will figure it out, but right now, that doesn't really matter.

Author's Notes: Written for Day 24 of the Merry Month of Masturbation, for the prompt "Hands". The Jarrison is once again strong.

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Joe has Harry tucked up against him, back to front, spooning. His spent cock is nestled in the hot, slick crack of his partner’s ass. They had fucked like bunnies (okay, slightly aged bunnies) for most of the evening and were now enjoying the afterglow. )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
Title: Hour of the Slack and Escape
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words – Day 22 (Prompt: Fight)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Earth-2 Harrison Wells; Harrison Wells/Joe West
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~600
Summary: After a friendly boxing match, Harry finds that he's a more than a little aroused by the beating he's taken. Or maybe it's the man who gave him the beating that’s causing this state.

Author's Notes: Written for Day 22 of the Merry Month of Masturbation, for the prompt "Fight". Written for [personal profile] dancesontrains, who'd originally wanted Caitlin/Iris, but was willing to settle for some Jarrison instead.

Title from the fourth movement of the Philip Glass symphony, A Descent into the Maelström.

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As a scientist, Harry found the process of discovery interesting. As a man - one who'd passed the half-century mark - discovery, or more precisely, self-discovery was surprisingly uncomfortable. )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
Title: A Stolen Gift
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words – Day 21 (Prompt: Generous)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Cisco Ramon (Vibe); Barry Allen/Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Accidental voyeurism
Word Count: ~300
Summary: Cisco sees something he shouldn't, but that doesn't stop him from taking pleasure in it.

Author's Notes: Written for Day 21 of the Merry Month of Masturbation, for the prompt "Generous", for the anon who asked for "Harry/Barry/Cisco". I kind of struggled with that threesome in a wankfic, so I hope you don't mind that it's Cisco + EoBarry in my EoBarry Revealed 'verse.

And a note about the EoBarry Revealed 'verse - it's completely outside of canon. Eobard does appear as Harrison Wells, but he's not a murderous bodysnatcher. He also didn't kill Barry's mother or murder Cisco in an alternate timeline. He's still a speedster from the future who was obsessed with the Flash and had been the Flash's mortal enemy for a while. All that backstory will come, eventually.

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The first time it happened, he was mortified. )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
Title: Hour Follows Hour (like water follows water)
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words – Day 20 (Prompt: Submit)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash RPS
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Violett Beane, Tom Cavanagh; Violett/Tom (fantasy)
Spoilers/Episode References: None, but takes place around the filming of Back To Normal
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Daddy Kink (fantasy)
Word Count: ~1500
Summary: Violett has the afternoon off and decides to take a little "me" time with her new toys. Her fantasies surprise her.

Author's Notes: Written for Day 20 of the Merry Month of Masturbation, for the prompt "Submit". For Preussisch_Blau, who wanted some Violett/Tom.

Title from the Ani DiFranco song.

Content Notes: As with all RPS, these are characters who share names and certain attributes with actors. Violett Beane plays a seventeen year old on The Flash, but in real life, she is over twenty.

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A girl has needs, Violett tells herself as she walks into a surprisingly upscale sex shop. Boutique, actually. This is, after all, Vancouver, and everything's reclaimed wood, antiques or polished steel, or a combination of all three. )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
Title: Whatever You Desire
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words – Day 19 (Prompt: Dominate)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Iris West, Barry Allen; Barry/Iris
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~800
Summary: Iris discovers that Barry might just have a kink or two. One leaves her a little cold, but the other makes her burn.

Author's Notes: Written for Day 19 of the Merry Month of Masturbation, for the prompt "Dominate". For my friend [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299, who was so gracious and forgiving when I wrote her prompt for someone else on another day. She suggested Barry/Iris, and Iris fantasizing about Barry. Since the Earth-2 episodes, I haven't been able to get Domme Iris/sub Barry out of my brain, but this story is set with our Earth-1 faves.

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The first time she gets an inkling, they're watching 'Mr. and Mrs. Smith' and Angelina Jolie's character is going all dominatrix on some Middle Eastern (or maybe southern European) bad guy. )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
Title: Sons of the Silent Age
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words – Day 18 (Prompt: Weakness)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Barry Allen, Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne, Barry/Eobard
Spoilers/Episode References: REFERENCE
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: NONE
Word Count: ~550
Summary: Their love isn't all sunlight and roses, it can be dark and needy and desperate, too. But it is still love.

Author's Notes: Written for Day 18 of the Merry Month of Masturbation, for the prompt "Weakness"

Content Notes: Desperate speedsters forgetting about the Speed Force, dry-fucking, barebacking (which is always implied between these two anyway), bite kink, Dominance/submission, power exchange, rough sex, multiple orgasms.

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Barry worries at the bruise forming on his lip. Eo kisses him hard, biting down until it's just on the right side of pain. )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
Title: The Value of Experimentation
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words – Day 17 (Prompt: Power)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Barry Allen, Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne, Barry/Eobard
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~900
Summary: Eo catches his new husband playing with his powers, on himself. As a scientist, he understands the value of experimentation. As a husband, he's a little put out. Barry calls him on that and some games ensue.

Author's Notes: Written for Day 17 of the Merry Month of Masturbation, for the prompt "Power". A continuation of happily married Eobard and Barry, first started in A Most Improbable Miracle, but set shortly after their marriage.

Content Notes: Be warned, there is no plot, just tooth-rotting fluff and schmoop.

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Through his lashes, Barry looks over at his new husband and smiles. He knows the grin is sly – the foxy look – as Eo sometimes calls it. )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
Title: When It Comes to The Bennett Family Legacy, Size Matters (GFSP X)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Written For: Round Three of [livejournal.com profile] runthecon
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Mozzie, Neal Caffrey, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal Strongly Implied
Spoilers: Caps from 4.11 – Family Business
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Seriously, you’re worried about warnings? It’s the Giant Floating Stone Penis!
Type: Comic/Picspam - 11 pages/22 panels
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299
Summary: Mozzie and Neal get drunk and contemplate a universal question: Does Size Matter? The answer is obvious, when the Giant Floating Stone Penis is nearby, of course it does.

Author’s Note: Written for [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher's prompt "Size Doesn't Matter." Technically, Mozzie counts as the "minor character" but the mod, [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher has assured me that the Giant Floating Stone Penis is a minor character, too. However, the GFSP does not particularly care for the appellation "minor".

Many, many thanks to the generous [livejournal.com profile] kanarek13 for the exquisite screen caps.

Tagging [livejournal.com profile] tjs_whatnot with the prompt "Well, That's New"

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When it Comes to the Bennett Family Legacy, Size Does Matter )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
Title: And the Storm Watch Brews (a concert of kings)
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words – Day 15 (Prompt: Storm)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Lisa Snart; Lisa/Len (reference to Mick/Len, Mick/Len/Flash, Mick/Flash)
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Fantasy brother-sister incest, fantasy dub-con
Word Count: ~600
Summary: A storm is rolling through Central City and Lisa Snart lets the lightning trigger her imagination.

Author's Notes Written for Day 15 of The Merry Month of Masturbation, for the prompt "Storm". [livejournal.com profile] dancesontrains asked for a Lisa Snart-focused ficlet for this prompt.

Title from the Jethro Tull classic, Dun Ringell.

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It's stifling in her apartment, and despite the imminent storm, Lisa opens the windows. The breeze is fierce and it quickly clears out the funk that's been building throughout the day. )
 
 
 
 
elrhiarhodan
Title: The Braille of a Blind Affection (memories pursue me)
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words – Day 14 (Prompt: Go)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Barry Allen, Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne; Barry/Eobard, Barry/Harrison
Spoilers/Episode References: 2.17 - Flash Back
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Fantasy Non-Con
Word Count: ~500
Summary: The night after Barry's trip to the past, memories haunt him. Memories and fantasies of a relationship he wishes never happened. A relationship he wishes never ended.

Author's Notes: Written for Day 14 of The Merry Month of Masturbation, for the prompt "Go". Title from the Oysterband song, By Northern Lights

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Barry rolls over and pulls his pillow over his head, but of course, that does nothing to silence the memories. )