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My tag sale is on Sunday - and the people are here "setting up". 

It's terrifying - I am afraid (1)  that nothing will sell/no one will show up and (2) things that aren't for sale will get sold and (3) things will be stolen.

I am using a very reputable company - but still - this set up team is not giving me good vibes.

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

So, we're still here in Chicago, drunk as lords, drunk as bastards on prison sangria. We have consumed food, we have eaten chocolate. We are happy and silly and totally awesome...at least hoosierbitch , rabidchild67 and afiawri are. Me, I just am...not.

Anyway...we've read each other's fic...and it was glorious. We have no intention of sleeping tonight...or we may just pass out from joy. Some of us haven't even gotten out of our PJs...

AND WE DON'T CARE.

After eating, and still drinking, we did another round of madlibs (with hopes that someone really clever will do what lionessvalenti did for my madlib in the first round - see my new awesome userpic).

( Anyway...crazy, cracky, hysterical canon abuse follows...read at your own peril. )

You all remember Madlibs, right? That crazy party game where you randomly substitute words and create a (hopefully) crazy story. Well, we of the Winter 2011 Big Chicago Meetup took scenes from White Collar, using the transcripts provided by afiawri, and madlibbed them with insanely funny results (and I cracked up so hard, I hurt myself).

ETA: Many thanks to coffeethyme4me for the idea! She has an awesomely kinky and literate mind.

My madlib was the final scene between Peter and Neal - at the hanger, in Out of the Box.

( What follows below uses plenty of dirty words. The faint of heart and canon purists may be appalled. )

Winter is upon us...can Spring be far behind?

( Ummmm...yeah! )

I've got way too many WIPs...

• Vampire World (stuck on plot...need serious help)
• The Holiday Series (someone's got to talk me down from making Peter's parents potheads.  Or not)
• Just signed up for the Small Fandom Fest...and the plot bunnies are multiplying by the hour
• A non-Paladin 'verse story that sends Peter off of the deep end, and it's all El's fault
• The subway sex piece for themkshrine 

A series of gifts for my flist...

Six pieces of jewelry in various stages of completion, one is a real commission.

My desk looks like a computer store, a book store and a jewelry supply store vomited all over it.

I've got the MFNL to write by the end of June.

And right now, I want to do absolutely NOTHING.

Because I just happened to read augustbird 's post, I find myself contractually obligated to do this meme...


( More Crap Than You Want To Know )

I've officially gone over the edge now...I'm starting my own meme.  Hope you all want to play.

The premise is this:
 
You are hosting or attending a dinner party attended by all of the characters from one of your favorite fandoms.  All you have to do is write a drabble of dialogue between some of those characters at the party - a couple of paragraphs.  It could be anything - comments about the food, the decor, gossip about the host, or even a crossover discussion ("did you hear what character x did?) or even treat another show as a tv program (did you watch Y last week, can you believe they killed off Z?).

If you want to write porn -- that's wonderful too - but be prepared for your characters to get caught in the act.  Participants should be prepared for comment fic - continuing the dialogue or cutting it off, or changing the direction completely.

Feel free to respond as many times as you want - with new dialogue and comment dialogue.

Please comment below if you want to host a fandom Dinner Party, and I'll add you to the master list - all you have to do then is start the party in your fandom .  Please include your LJ user name and your fandom.  Don't worry if your fandom's already got one dinner party going...just go and give a drabble and an invite to YOUR OWN party.

Hosting end June 30th.  Dinner party hosts are then encouraged to collect all of the comment drabbles and post them as a complete fic within their fandom. 

Have fun!