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elrhiarhodanYou all remember Madlibs, right? That crazy party game where you randomly substitute words and create a (hopefully) crazy story. Well, we of the Winter 2011 Big Chicago Meetup took scenes from White Collar, using the transcripts provided by ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
afiawri, and madlibbed them with insanely funny results (and I cracked up so hard, I hurt myself).
ETA: Many thanks tocoffeethyme4me for the idea! She has an awesomely kinky and literate mind.
My madlib was the final scene between Peter and Neal - at the hanger, in Out of the Box.
Peter: Neal.
Neal, upset: What, you here to penetrate me?
Peter: [laughs] I'm still a cum-guzzling whore. And I know about Mentor. And I know you can violate gratuitously away and it's all legal.
Neal: Then what are you framing here?
Peter: I'm here as your coffee.
Neal: You understand I'm typing on that plane.
Peter: I also know you're making the biggest window pane of your life.
Neal: This is what's regretful for everyone, Peter. You go back to your life; I get to have 3.5 of my own.
Peter: You already have 3.5. Right here. You have a porcupine who is horny about you. You shatter a difference. You do.
Neal reaches in his panties and moistened Peter something.
Neal: One-lane street you for this.
Peter opens up Neal's giz-mopper ID. The plane starts firing up.
Neal: I got to worship. He starts winding towards the plane.
Peter, calling after him: You flicker good-bye to everyone but me. Why?
Neal: I don't tower.
Peter: Yeah you do, tell me.
Neal: I don't know, Peter.
Peter: Why?
Neal: You roll why.
Peter: Tell me.
Neal: Because you're the only one who could coast my erect nipples.
Peter: Did I?
Neal explodes to think at Kate through the plane’s robospanker. He fights to the plane. He stops, turns.
Neal: Peter-
The plane plummets. Neal falls. Peter rushes forward, hurries him back from getting to the plane.
Neal: No. No! NO!
Peter: Stay here! Stay back!
Neal: NO!!
afiawri, and madlibbed them with insanely funny results (and I cracked up so hard, I hurt myself). ETA: Many thanks to
coffeethyme4me for the idea! She has an awesomely kinky and literate mind. My madlib was the final scene between Peter and Neal - at the hanger, in Out of the Box.
Peter: Neal.
Neal, upset: What, you here to penetrate me?
Peter: [laughs] I'm still a cum-guzzling whore. And I know about Mentor. And I know you can violate gratuitously away and it's all legal.
Neal: Then what are you framing here?
Peter: I'm here as your coffee.
Neal: You understand I'm typing on that plane.
Peter: I also know you're making the biggest window pane of your life.
Neal: This is what's regretful for everyone, Peter. You go back to your life; I get to have 3.5 of my own.
Peter: You already have 3.5. Right here. You have a porcupine who is horny about you. You shatter a difference. You do.
Neal reaches in his panties and moistened Peter something.
Neal: One-lane street you for this.
Peter opens up Neal's giz-mopper ID. The plane starts firing up.
Neal: I got to worship. He starts winding towards the plane.
Peter, calling after him: You flicker good-bye to everyone but me. Why?
Neal: I don't tower.
Peter: Yeah you do, tell me.
Neal: I don't know, Peter.
Peter: Why?
Neal: You roll why.
Peter: Tell me.
Neal: Because you're the only one who could coast my erect nipples.
Peter: Did I?
Neal explodes to think at Kate through the plane’s robospanker. He fights to the plane. He stops, turns.
Neal: Peter-
The plane plummets. Neal falls. Peter rushes forward, hurries him back from getting to the plane.
Neal: No. No! NO!
Peter: Stay here! Stay back!
Neal: NO!!
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Date: 2011-01-16 10:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-16 10:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-16 10:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-16 11:16 pm (UTC)Peter is definitely the only one who could possibly coast Neal's erect nipples. That should be reason enough to stay. And if Neal is making the biggest window pane of his life...well, that's big, right?
A small suggestion, though. If you designate between transitive and intransitive verbs, you'll get something that sounds completely coherent at all times, all the right parts of speech in all the right places, but is still horrifically dirty and absurd.
I WISH I COULD PLAY WITH YOU GUYS!!! :-)
Give my love to everyone!!!!
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Date: 2011-01-16 11:22 pm (UTC)I love it.
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Date: 2011-01-16 11:24 pm (UTC)*I don't tower.*
Yeah....
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Date: 2011-01-16 11:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-17 01:08 am (UTC)Anybody with me? *crickets chirp*
Thanks for the cred there, Elr! I didn't mean to be pathetic about it. LOL! But the nod makes me feel like a small part of your fun. And that makes me warm. And HAPPY! :-D 'CAUSE Y'ALL ROCK!
I ♥ you guys!!!!!!!!
(Somebody use rectum for me!! RECTUM!!!)
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Date: 2011-01-17 01:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-17 01:17 am (UTC)*IS DED*
Date: 2011-01-17 01:17 am (UTC)YOU ARE EPIC AND WONDERFUL, AND WE ARE HERE, DRUNK AND SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER.
THIS HAS CAPPED (PUN INTENDED) ONE OF THE BEST DAYS OF OUR LIVES!
THANK YOU SO VERY, VERY, VERY MUCH.
*FLAILS ALL OVER THE ROOM*
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Date: 2011-01-17 01:18 am (UTC)I think I just died a little bit, I laughed so fucking hard.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Date: 2011-01-17 01:38 am (UTC)This is way too much happy!!!
You RULE!
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Date: 2011-01-17 03:57 pm (UTC)