Kink Bingo - Prompt Me!

[elrhiarhodan]

First of all, I can't believe it's been a year since I first signed up for Kink Bingo. Where has the time gone? (Actually, I know where the time's gone, and I'd rather not think about it).

Last year, I had great plans for kink bingo (had a whole series mapped out), and then got stuck. I ended up one box shy of bingo on multiple vectors.

This year - I am not sure how I feel about my card: 

 

The middle three rows are the best of the card for me.  Although if I put some effort into it, I could do a blackout.  I wouldn't write watersports, but I could build a rec list, because there are quite a few members of my flist who do enjoy writing this kink.  The fisting/stretching - I don't know if I could write that, but I may be able to podfic a story (if the author would grant permission).

But I'm not going to make the mistake I did last year, and go into this thinking blackout.  FIrst of all, I don't have the time, and secondly - that's a committment that will bind me to failure (though I've written enough of the kinks on this card that I could podfic my own stories for at least fifteen of the 24 prompts).

Anyway, darlings.  Can you prompt me - for all of the boxes?

I'm not even going to mention any fandom other than White Collar, because I'm not going to write outside of it.  I'll write Tim/Matt RPS/RPF of course, but let's not pretend I'll actually write any Farscape or West Wing or Studio 60 or LA Confidential slash, even if I make the effort to list them as fandoms.

And in case you can't really tell, I'm in sort of a blocked and bummed out mood.  Prompt me, cheer me up. 

Comments

[lapillus]

All of the boxes? I can start with one :)

Mind control:

The device (Russian military surplus) that Mozzie just acquired actually works as advertized. As Neal discovers much to his delight. And Mozzie is VERY disappointed that Neal doesn't use it to escape.

[elrhiarhodan]

Ooohhh - I like that!

You've got any more for me?

[lapillus]

Domestic/tradesman - Neal (or if you prefer, Peter)gets off on Neal taking care of his art tools. Or making lockpicks. Or, heck, Neal just creating art.

Mirrors and doubles - Peter has an evil twin. Neal reacts.

Exposure - Neal telling the truth is HOT. 5 times Peter put down his badge.

Genderplay - a case requires someone going undercover in drag but, for reasons of the case, not trying/able to pass. Neal gets turned on dressing Peter up and putting makeup on him. Peter finds it pretty hot, too. (If you're feeling particularly evil, Neal takes pictures and sends them to El.)

[rabidchild67.livejournal.com]

Motherfucking LJ ate my response!!! GRRRR!!!

Was thinking the doubles one might be a good reason for Neal/Bryce fic. Neal could totally mindfuck Peter with a twin Peter didn't know he had. Happy to fill you in on enough Chuck deets to flesh it out, but if you've read one of the crossovers, you probably know all you need to.

I am a secret fan of fisting fics - what if El were the recipient? though Neal and Peter have large hands, so maybe with Sara or Diana? Perhaps it could be a fantasy of El's if you didn't want to write it as a straight pairing.

And breathplay...more corset fic, anyone? Yes please!

[doctor-fangeek.livejournal.com]

I don't have anything useful to add here (at least not at the moment), but I wanted to express my sympathies regarding evil LJ and its intermittent hunger for replies. Boo, evil LJ. :-)

[ladygray99]

I'll try to think up some proper prompts but for now if you want to podfic Something New for the fisting square it's all yours. In fact if you want to try anything with any of my fic, go for it.

[attackfish.livejournal.com]

Humiliation in public and gender play sound like really great ones for Neal and El to work on their side of the threesome with. Or maybe it's just my massive love of ladies in suits, ties, and hats.

[ariadnes-string.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what the mechanics of it are, but "electricity" sounds like an awesome painplay prompt (though maybe it's something else entirely and I'm just being ignorant?). Anyway, if it is, it seems like something that could go with crazy amount of welding and soldering Neal did last season. Maybe even self-stimulation?

(I think I'm gonna do this this year--though some of these kinks push my limits a bit....)

[lionessvalenti.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I like doing small goals. My goal last year was one bingo. My goal this year? Two bingos. Plus then I'll have at least two cards to play with throughout the rest of the year. I loved working on my card throughout NaNo, lol. But it makes it easier on me to accomplish my goals and then do more stuff on top of it.

Bodies and body parts: I'm voting either hand!porn (because that's a kink of mine) or cock worship. Because who doesn't love cock worship?

Haha, I'm jealous of your watersports square! It's my favorite square to get and it's not on my card at all! But I'll probably end up writing it anyway for other squares where it fits.

[hoosierbitch.livejournal.com]

*hugshugshugs*

You do sound a bit bummed, boo. Everything okay?

Bingo-wise: I vote second horizontal line from the bottom. 'Cause I would love to read all of those by you. Especially tickling, 'cause I think you could make it sweet & adult at the same time.

Hope your day gets better.

♥

[yamx]

I second this!

[ladygray99]

Third this. I think that line is right up your alley.

[daria234.livejournal.com]

lol i wrote you a lot! (sorry) but you know that invitations to prompt are like my crack, and when I have prompted you before it turned into amazing wonderful fic, so that's hardly discouragement, now is it? :)

For epistolary: how would you feel about a Cyrano AU? Either historical or modern day, with someone helping someone else write letters to woo a third party (with letters for historical au or email for modern au, instead of that silly "whispering in the ear" stuff which is not realistic). Neal helping Peter woo El is the obvious choice, but I think it would be awesome to see a historical au with charming!smooth!Neal being able to seduce all the ladies EXCEPT sharp, perceptive El, who values straightforwardness. So Neal needs Peter to teach him how to write honest letters to her because he's never honest with his feelings or much of anything. So instead of the Cyrano being the smooth-talker, the Cyrano teaches the young handsome dude to be direct and real. And maybe Neal realizes that if he's being really honest with his feelings, he loves Peter as much as he loves El, and Peter is in love with El and Neal, and El knew all along that Peter was helping Neal write the letters and thinks they're hot together, and then threesome. or some variation on that ;)

Okay, I know that sounds weird. But it doesn't have to be. If YOU wrote it, it would be amazing.

iirc you like bootlicking fic? maybe for "Food," Peter puts Neal's favorite gourmet food on his boots and Neal has to lick it off, lol. obv that would work with shoe fetish too

for caning, you could do a character (Neal?Diana?El?) being caned and coming from just the pain alone without being touched otherwise. maybe it's the first time the other character realizes how much s/he wasn't kidding when s/he said he was a painslut. that would be kind of hot.

dirty talk: how about neal is surprised to find that Peter actually knows a great deal about Renaissance Italian history. (Or some other topic that Peter would like but is a bit on the artsy side and so Neal would be into). So Peter knows more about this topic than Neal and Mozzie put together, and so Neal asks Peter to incorporate this into dirty talk. Basically, Neal really gets off on the idea of Peter roleplaying his "cultural mentor," sort of the way Mozzie and Adler were, exposing Neal to history and culture and trying to mold him into someone more erudite and sophisticated. sorry if this is too idiosyncratic but i would actually find this sooooo hot if Neal wanted Peter to act all Pygmalion-y and say that Neal wasn't refined enough and needed to be made better, and peter surprised him by being totally capable of doing it.

[elrhiarhodan]

All of these are terrific - and I want to write all of them - even if not for Kink Bingo.

I especially love the Cyrano one. I may do that as a Regency era A/U. What do you think?

[daria234.livejournal.com]

YAY \o/

I'm so flaily that you would write any of these. You would rock these prompts so unbelievably well.

*drools at the thought of Regency Cyrano WC yumminess*