Kink Bingo - Prompt Me!

[elrhiarhodan]

First of all, I can't believe it's been a year since I first signed up for Kink Bingo. Where has the time gone? (Actually, I know where the time's gone, and I'd rather not think about it).

Last year, I had great plans for kink bingo (had a whole series mapped out), and then got stuck. I ended up one box shy of bingo on multiple vectors.

This year - I am not sure how I feel about my card: 

 

The middle three rows are the best of the card for me.  Although if I put some effort into it, I could do a blackout.  I wouldn't write watersports, but I could build a rec list, because there are quite a few members of my flist who do enjoy writing this kink.  The fisting/stretching - I don't know if I could write that, but I may be able to podfic a story (if the author would grant permission).

But I'm not going to make the mistake I did last year, and go into this thinking blackout.  FIrst of all, I don't have the time, and secondly - that's a committment that will bind me to failure (though I've written enough of the kinks on this card that I could podfic my own stories for at least fifteen of the 24 prompts).

Anyway, darlings.  Can you prompt me - for all of the boxes?

I'm not even going to mention any fandom other than White Collar, because I'm not going to write outside of it.  I'll write Tim/Matt RPS/RPF of course, but let's not pretend I'll actually write any Farscape or West Wing or Studio 60 or LA Confidential slash, even if I make the effort to list them as fandoms.

And in case you can't really tell, I'm in sort of a blocked and bummed out mood.  Prompt me, cheer me up. 

Comments

[daria234.livejournal.com]

lol i wrote you a lot! (sorry) but you know that invitations to prompt are like my crack, and when I have prompted you before it turned into amazing wonderful fic, so that's hardly discouragement, now is it? :)

For epistolary: how would you feel about a Cyrano AU? Either historical or modern day, with someone helping someone else write letters to woo a third party (with letters for historical au or email for modern au, instead of that silly "whispering in the ear" stuff which is not realistic). Neal helping Peter woo El is the obvious choice, but I think it would be awesome to see a historical au with charming!smooth!Neal being able to seduce all the ladies EXCEPT sharp, perceptive El, who values straightforwardness. So Neal needs Peter to teach him how to write honest letters to her because he's never honest with his feelings or much of anything. So instead of the Cyrano being the smooth-talker, the Cyrano teaches the young handsome dude to be direct and real. And maybe Neal realizes that if he's being really honest with his feelings, he loves Peter as much as he loves El, and Peter is in love with El and Neal, and El knew all along that Peter was helping Neal write the letters and thinks they're hot together, and then threesome. or some variation on that ;)

Okay, I know that sounds weird. But it doesn't have to be. If YOU wrote it, it would be amazing.

iirc you like bootlicking fic? maybe for "Food," Peter puts Neal's favorite gourmet food on his boots and Neal has to lick it off, lol. obv that would work with shoe fetish too

for caning, you could do a character (Neal?Diana?El?) being caned and coming from just the pain alone without being touched otherwise. maybe it's the first time the other character realizes how much s/he wasn't kidding when s/he said he was a painslut. that would be kind of hot.

dirty talk: how about neal is surprised to find that Peter actually knows a great deal about Renaissance Italian history. (Or some other topic that Peter would like but is a bit on the artsy side and so Neal would be into). So Peter knows more about this topic than Neal and Mozzie put together, and so Neal asks Peter to incorporate this into dirty talk. Basically, Neal really gets off on the idea of Peter roleplaying his "cultural mentor," sort of the way Mozzie and Adler were, exposing Neal to history and culture and trying to mold him into someone more erudite and sophisticated. sorry if this is too idiosyncratic but i would actually find this sooooo hot if Neal wanted Peter to act all Pygmalion-y and say that Neal wasn't refined enough and needed to be made better, and peter surprised him by being totally capable of doing it.

[elrhiarhodan]

All of these are terrific - and I want to write all of them - even if not for Kink Bingo.

I especially love the Cyrano one. I may do that as a Regency era A/U. What do you think?

[daria234.livejournal.com]

YAY \o/

I'm so flaily that you would write any of these. You would rock these prompts so unbelievably well.

*drools at the thought of Regency Cyrano WC yumminess*