Kink Bingo - Prompt Me!

[elrhiarhodan]

First of all, I can't believe it's been a year since I first signed up for Kink Bingo. Where has the time gone? (Actually, I know where the time's gone, and I'd rather not think about it).

Last year, I had great plans for kink bingo (had a whole series mapped out), and then got stuck. I ended up one box shy of bingo on multiple vectors.

This year - I am not sure how I feel about my card: 

 

The middle three rows are the best of the card for me.  Although if I put some effort into it, I could do a blackout.  I wouldn't write watersports, but I could build a rec list, because there are quite a few members of my flist who do enjoy writing this kink.  The fisting/stretching - I don't know if I could write that, but I may be able to podfic a story (if the author would grant permission).

But I'm not going to make the mistake I did last year, and go into this thinking blackout.  FIrst of all, I don't have the time, and secondly - that's a committment that will bind me to failure (though I've written enough of the kinks on this card that I could podfic my own stories for at least fifteen of the 24 prompts).

Anyway, darlings.  Can you prompt me - for all of the boxes?

I'm not even going to mention any fandom other than White Collar, because I'm not going to write outside of it.  I'll write Tim/Matt RPS/RPF of course, but let's not pretend I'll actually write any Farscape or West Wing or Studio 60 or LA Confidential slash, even if I make the effort to list them as fandoms.

And in case you can't really tell, I'm in sort of a blocked and bummed out mood.  Prompt me, cheer me up. 

Comments

[ladygray99]

I'll try to think up some proper prompts but for now if you want to podfic Something New for the fisting square it's all yours. In fact if you want to try anything with any of my fic, go for it.