elrhiarhodan: (Neal - Giant Floating Stone Penis)
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Title: The Bennett Family Legacy – Part 2
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Type: Picspam/Comic
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke
Spoilers: Images from The Original
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Crack – Don’t Read While Consuming Hot Beverages
Summary: Neal tells Peter about the Bennett Family Legacy, and the consequences. Continues the story first told in Part 1.

A/N: Continued thanks to my friends [personal profile] lauracollared, [personal profile] rabidchild67 and to [profile] bufeo (the talented genius at the Archivistrock Tumblr) for the inspiration for this bit of crack.

A brief version of this appeared in comments to a post by [livejournal.com profile] embroiderama last week. She was having a bad day and I wanted to cheer her up.

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Date: 2013-03-11 07:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] traintracks.livejournal.com
It doesn't float. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

Date: 2013-03-11 07:33 pm (UTC)
kanarek13: (Default)
From: [personal profile] kanarek13
ROFL!... yeah, that last line killed me :D

Brilliant :D

Date: 2013-03-12 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rude02.livejournal.com
Me too! :3

Date: 2013-03-11 07:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rabidchild.livejournal.com
...I'll bet it sticks out all on its own, though...

Date: 2013-03-11 08:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ultracape.livejournal.com
OY!

During a day that has honestly been going from bad to worse, I really needed an OY!

This was definitly an OY!

Thank you for the OY!

And I have to say, I think it depends on the type of Undercover work. And you can't tell me that you didn't expect someone to point that out.
Edited Date: 2013-03-11 08:32 pm (UTC)

Date: 2013-03-11 09:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladyrose42.livejournal.com
GFSP: it's the new secret password! Like the letter P on a blue sign in the background. Peter's may not float but taking bets it's hot!!

Date: 2013-03-11 10:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladyrose42.livejournal.com
ROFL!
By the way somewhere in Hawaii, are some phallic looking stones that women would sleep under/by, suppose to help with fertility.
Edited Date: 2013-03-11 10:20 pm (UTC)

Date: 2013-03-11 11:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buefo.livejournal.com
There's a penis park in South Korea: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haesindang_Park

The legend associated with the park is a must-read.

Date: 2013-03-12 01:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buefo.livejournal.com
Nothing like masturbating into the sea to get your creative juices flowing. :P

Date: 2013-03-11 09:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teaboyfan.livejournal.com
This was even better than the first one! Their expressions almost write the dialog for you, from the first panel to the last. It doesn't float - but it can levitate.

Date: 2013-03-11 10:16 pm (UTC)
theatregirl7299: (Default)
From: [personal profile] theatregirl7299
Rotfl!! This was priceless and perfect for a Monday!

"Sara's a bit too interested in it". Lol. Always knew I liked her for a reason.

And yes - I think you've found your new tag line.

Looking forward to the next installment.

Date: 2013-03-12 07:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elainasaunt.livejournal.com
So, I asked my friend Martine how she would translate Giant Floating Stone Sphere into French. And here is her reply, complete with (as I predicted), the question "On what?"

Une pierre géante de forme sphérique flottante (sur quoi?)

See, it's even more complicated than I expected. It's so hard to pile up modifiers in French. BTW, speaking of modifiers, the one you would want is pénienne. That's the silver lining, maybe - so much more elegant than our "penile," don't you think?

Oh, and I love the 2d installment even more than the first.
Edited Date: 2013-03-12 07:37 pm (UTC)

Date: 2013-03-12 08:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elainasaunt.livejournal.com
That's it. (You're welcome!) Too bad both nouns are feminine; if only one of them were masculine, the form of "flotant(te)" might clarify what exactly was doing the floating, never mind where.

Date: 2013-03-12 08:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elainasaunt.livejournal.com
Ah, actually that would help, I think. I'm not 100% certain about the syntax, but Des pierres géantes de forme pénienne flottantes would at least make clear that it's Giant Penis-shaped Floating Stones rather than Giant Stones Shaped Like Floating Penises.

Date: 2013-03-12 08:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elainasaunt.livejournal.com
Mwah. Mwah.

Date: 2013-03-11 11:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buefo.livejournal.com
I literally can't stop laughing. My neighbors must think I'm going crazy. I love how the Giant Floating Stone Penis must be referred to by its full and proper name each time it's spoken about. And Peter's face in the second-to-last pic is great. :D :D <3 :D :D

<3

Date: 2013-03-12 12:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pooh-collector.livejournal.com
Ow! Just fell off my chair from the hysterical laughter!

Date: 2013-03-12 12:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maiac.livejournal.com
BWAH!

Date: 2013-03-12 12:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] virgo-79.livejournal.com
This is epic. I think my favorite part is the combination of expression and dialogue in Peter's "not good for undercover work" bit. I can actually *hear* it.

Oh my God. Is the giant stone penis going to penetrate that wheel thing Mozzie gave the Burkes? You have to write monolith porn; you'll win all the internets!

Date: 2013-03-12 01:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lauracollared.livejournal.com
Omg grwat idea! Lolol

Date: 2013-03-12 01:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lauracollared.livejournal.com
Lol love!! And yes I like your new tagline :))

Date: 2013-03-12 02:00 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] sapphire2309
Perfect way to start the morning! I've got this big stupid grin on my face :D

Date: 2013-03-12 04:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] calis-1st.livejournal.com
My tummy hurts from laughing so hard. Looking forward to the continuing saga...

Date: 2013-03-12 07:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meeni (from livejournal.com)
LMAO..doesn't help that i just finished re-watching the episode

Date: 2013-03-13 12:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladyrose42.livejournal.com
Watching Angkor:Land of the Gods" Empire Rising S1E1(2013) on the Smithsonian Channel. Watching meaning background. At one point the new king goes to sacred river where, you guessed it, numberous stone penises were carved and rise out of the river. Plus there is a carving representing the female uterus. Apparently these carving were done during the dry season. It repeats tonight at 11PMEST Just can't make this up, it's everywhere!!!!

Date: 2013-03-17 11:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] love-82.livejournal.com
It doesn't float. Hee! :D

Thanks, I really needed this tonight and this makes me giggle to no end. I think the best part is their expressions just go with the dialogue so well. Especially Peter's in the last panel.

Looking forward to the next installment.

Date: 2014-07-29 04:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wise-old-crone.livejournal.com
Glad I'm not reading this at work... I literally just laughed out loud. If I had any cats they'd think I'm crazy. :-D

Loved it!

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