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elrhiarhodanYou may not know this but I have four-thousand words of a Stripper!Neal story sitting in my WIP folder. It's been there since August 2010. Yes, you read that correctly - since 2010, a full year before Matt announced that he was cast in Magic Mike. I suppose I'll have to finish it before that movie comes out.
Anyway - on Monday, my dearest enabler,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
jrosemary was running a caption contest at White Collar Fixation for the walk and talk scene in the beginning of Prisoner's Dilemma. I'm not so good at picking scenes and captioning them, but if someone does give me a scene, I can usually find something (hopefully) funny to write. And on Monday, that hysterical Access Hollywood interview was posted, wherein Matty talks about getting waxed.
And so, I present to you...
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Anyway - on Monday, my dearest enabler,
jrosemary was running a caption contest at White Collar Fixation for the walk and talk scene in the beginning of Prisoner's Dilemma. I'm not so good at picking scenes and captioning them, but if someone does give me a scene, I can usually find something (hopefully) funny to write. And on Monday, that hysterical Access Hollywood interview was posted, wherein Matty talks about getting waxed. And so, I present to you...
Continues in A Little Friendly Advice
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Date: 2011-10-19 09:17 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-10-19 09:22 pm (UTC)I'm pretty sure a man like Neal could make a very nice stash of cash stripping.
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Date: 2011-10-20 09:32 pm (UTC)Thank you so much.
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Date: 2011-10-19 09:30 pm (UTC)(Also, liking the sound of your stripper Neal fic!)
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Date: 2011-10-20 09:33 pm (UTC)I will resurrect it from the WIP - it has promise. I just need to rethink some things.
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Date: 2011-10-20 09:34 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2011-10-20 09:35 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2011-10-19 10:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-20 09:26 pm (UTC)The shots aren't in the order they appeared in the show - it just make it all so perfect when I reordered them.
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Date: 2011-10-20 09:25 pm (UTC)YES - MATTHEW BOMER IS THE KRAKEN
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Date: 2011-10-20 02:04 am (UTC)The thing about Neal as a stripper think of the con he could pull with the money!
You must have had some fun with this; I know I did.
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Date: 2011-10-20 09:24 pm (UTC)And yeah, Matt's freshly waxed junk. There's a thought.
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Date: 2011-10-20 02:36 am (UTC)Especially the waxing pic.
Their faces, it makes me lol. :D
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Date: 2011-10-20 09:23 pm (UTC)It was their facial expressions that inspired me.
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Date: 2011-10-20 03:07 am (UTC)Thank you for that Matt!!!
Cannot wait for the stripper!Neal fic.
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Date: 2011-10-20 09:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-20 03:23 am (UTC)Just to remind you of other WIPs that people may be keen to see some day. :D
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Date: 2011-10-20 07:08 am (UTC)And Stripper!Neal would just be AWESOME! Can't wait!
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Date: 2011-10-20 09:20 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2011-10-20 09:19 pm (UTC)And did you see the MTV vid...Matt actually says "my junk"!
That sweet ol' Texas boy refers to his, ummm, manhood, so proudly!
And for my next career, I want to be Matt Bomer's Freshly Waxed Junk Wrangler.
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Date: 2011-10-20 02:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-20 09:17 pm (UTC)Thank you.
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Date: 2011-10-20 05:44 pm (UTC)Very funny!
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Date: 2011-10-20 08:39 pm (UTC)Freeballin' - A Picspam Story
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Date: 2011-10-21 01:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-21 02:09 am (UTC)A Little Friendly Advice
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Date: 2011-10-21 05:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-22 12:29 am (UTC)Got a new one working on my brain now.
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