White Collar Meets Magic Mike, A Crossover Picspam

[elrhiarhodan]

You may not know this but I have four-thousand words of a Stripper!Neal story sitting in my WIP folder. It's been there since August 2010. Yes, you read that correctly - since 2010, a full year before Matt announced that he was cast in Magic Mike. I suppose I'll have to finish it before that movie comes out.

Anyway - on Monday, my dearest enabler, jrosemary was running a caption contest at White Collar Fixation for the walk and talk scene in the beginning of Prisoner's Dilemma. I'm not so good at picking scenes and captioning them, but if someone does give me a scene, I can usually find something (hopefully) funny to write. And on Monday, that hysterical Access Hollywood interview was posted, wherein Matty talks about getting waxed.

And so, I present to you...











Continues in A Little Friendly Advice

Comments

[elainasaunt.livejournal.com]

Oh, what a stitch! Great pics, great timing. I just watched the Access Hollywood interview, too, which I'd missed - a bonus from your picspam!

[elrhiarhodan]

Thank you - it was a fun thing to create.

And did you see the MTV vid...Matt actually says "my junk"!

That sweet ol' Texas boy refers to his, ummm, manhood, so proudly!

And for my next career, I want to be Matt Bomer's Freshly Waxed Junk Wrangler.

[elainasaunt.livejournal.com]

No, I missed that. Um, linky, maybe?

Does he say "mah junk"? I loved how he said "thang" in the AH invu.

[elrhiarhodan]

The video put out by MTV is blocked for non-US IP addresses, and the journals that have a ripped version are f-locked. Grrr.

But here is the text:

"I think most importantly for me, it was figuring out how to put on a thong. The first time I tried, I had never worn a thong before, so the first time I tried it I put it on wrong and my junk didn’t fit in it," he said with a laugh. "I had to call a wardrobe person in, 'Something is wrong with my thong, you guys. I think we are gonna have to figure this out,’ and they're like, 'Yeah your legs are in the wrong holes.’ That was step one. No, there weren’t that many tricks going on, it was sort of a lot of tearaway clothes you know. There’s definitely a technique to make sure you get those off cleanly.”

And in case you can get in through some magical means: Matt Bomer Discusses Thong Problems

[elainasaunt.livejournal.com]

HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO PUT ON A THONG WRONG?

I will have many happy hours trying to imagine this.

Link didn't work, as expected, but thanks for the transcript!

Matt's "junk"

[janet cooper (from livejournal.com)]

Watch the clip with Matt & Joe Manganiello where Matt tells a variation of the thong tale..."And I said to the script girl, "I'm sorry, you're gonna have to look at mah junk..." and he looks up at Joe with an absolutely straight face, not a hint of a smile, and bats his eyelashes a couple of times...And Joe lets out this big SNOOOORT of laughter and doubles over...And THEN that little stinker Matty smiles...