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White Collar Meets Magic Mike, A Crossover Picspam

You may not know this but I have four-thousand words of a Stripper!Neal story sitting in my WIP folder. It's been there since August 2010. Yes, you read that correctly - since 2010, a full year before Matt announced that he was cast in Magic Mike. I suppose I'll have to finish it before that movie comes out.

Anyway - on Monday, my dearest enabler,

jrosemary was running a caption contest at White Collar Fixation for the walk and talk scene in the beginning of Prisoner's Dilemma. I'm not so good at picking scenes and captioning them, but if someone does give me a scene, I can usually find something (hopefully) funny to write. And on Monday, that hysterical Access Hollywood interview was posted, wherein Matty talks about getting waxed.

And so, I present to you...

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I've abandoned White Collar to the point that I don't even have any WC icons, but this is still hilarious.

Thank you darling!

OMFG! That's too funny.

I'm pretty sure a man like Neal could make a very nice stash of cash stripping.

Yeah - I bet he could. Very easily.

Thank you so much.

Too funny!! Thanks for the late night laugh!

You are so very welcome.

Sooo much love for this, thank you - and Matt's interview was pure gorgeousness.

(Also, liking the sound of your stripper Neal fic!)

Thank you!

I will resurrect it from the WIP - it has promise. I just need to rethink some things.

LMAO!

\o/

Thank you!

:-D

\o/ ♥ \o/

Thank you!

You synced with their facial expressions perfectly, especially Peter's reaction to the waxing. Hilarious!

Thank you!

The shots aren't in the order they appeared in the show - it just make it all so perfect when I reordered them.

So much love! And clearly I must see that interview now. That's an imperative.

Yes! There are two - the access hollywood, where he talks about waxing and tanning. And then there's the MTV one, where he talks about wearing a thong, and how his junk didn't fit into it.

YES - MATTHEW BOMER IS THE KRAKEN

OMG, the one where Peter looks at his junk (as Matt calls it) is priceless!

The thing about Neal as a stripper think of the con he could pull with the money!

You must have had some fun with this; I know I did.

I did - it was a blast! Their facial expressions make writing the dialogue so easy.

And yeah, Matt's freshly waxed junk. There's a thought.

TOO FUNNEH! :D
Especially the waxing pic.

Their faces, it makes me lol. :D

Thank you!

It was their facial expressions that inspired me.

Perfect! Especially, the waxing part. I saw in the AH interview -- he was charming. And very forthcoming.
Thank you for that Matt!!!

Cannot wait for the stripper!Neal fic.

Just the thought of Matt Bomer's freshly waxed junk makes me so very happy.

BTW, I'm still waiting for the story where Neal's buddy from his stint at Quantico shows up in the White Collar division in NY! ;)
Just to remind you of other WIPs that people may be keen to see some day. :D

It's still a WIP - about 3500 words in. I got stuck, then bit by another plot bunny. It is not forgotten, not at all.

Oh, that was hysterical. Loved it.

Thank you!

OMG, this is genius!
And Stripper!Neal would just be AWESOME! Can't wait!

Stripper Neal has potential for awesomeness...I just need to wrap my head around it again.

Thank you!

AH Ah Ah that was brilliant, and delicious ! :D

Thank you so very much.

Oh, what a stitch! Great pics, great timing. I just watched the Access Hollywood interview, too, which I'd missed - a bonus from your picspam!

Thank you - it was a fun thing to create.

And did you see the MTV vid...Matt actually says "my junk"!

That sweet ol' Texas boy refers to his, ummm, manhood, so proudly!

And for my next career, I want to be Matt Bomer's Freshly Waxed Junk Wrangler.

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Matt's "junk"

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Too, too funny!

Hee!!!

Thank you.

The part where Neal pops the news to Peter is so like the way Neal would've given Peter the news. I like how you ended it too.
Very funny!

Thank you! I had hoped it would seem in canon!

Lol That was pretty awesome :-)

Thank you so very much. I had a lot of fun writing it.

AHAHAHA!!! This is AWESOME. Clearly, you're a genius at this. Are there more that I've missed?? :D

Just one. My first was in honor of Matthew Keller, the orange scrubs he wore in Payback, and the underwear that he didn't.

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That's ADORABLE!

Thank you so much. Just posted the sequel.

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This is so hilarious! I love it. Maybe Neal can teach Peter a thing or too, lol. :)

Thank you!

Got a new one working on my brain now.

Okay, that's a good cure for the depression engendered by your newest story (the solitary confinement one)...

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