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Why Do I See This as a Peter/Neal Moment?
Jun. 22nd, 2011 08:52 amMaybe it's because one of the guys is wearing a hat?
Jun. 22nd, 2011
Title: A White Collar Fairy Tale: The Humble (but handsome) Woodsman and the Magical (but princely) Tree
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elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing/Characters: Peter Burke, humble woodsman; Neal Caffrey, the lost prince; Vicenzo Adlerio, the King’s wicked vizer (Peter/Neal)
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: If you live in some alternate universe where this stuff airs on basic cable in Prime Time, it may spoil something in Forging Bonds
Word Count: ~1700
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Crack, crackity crack crack. Step on your mother’s back type crack.
Summary: Some of you may be old enough to remember the Fractured Fairy Tales segment from the Rocky and Bullwinkle Show, so yeah…I went there.
A/N: This is allrabidchild67’s fault (isn’t it always?) Last April, I played on the Alternative Universes I’ll Never Actually Write meme, and RC67 asked for White Collar, Grimm Bros’ fairytale style (first she had asked for Wagnerian Opera, but I threatened her with a knife). Well, even though I was not “supposed” to write it, I did. Sort of. Read at your own risk. Please send all complaints to rabidchild67
Consider yourself warned.
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( ONCE UPON A TIME (because all such stories begin that way), there was a humble, but very strong and very handsome woodsman named Peter, who lived in a cottage in the forest with his talented and beautiful wife, Elizabeth, and their great hound, Scratchmore (because he did...scratch more). )
Author:
elrhiarhodan Fandom: White Collar
Pairing/Characters: Peter Burke, humble woodsman; Neal Caffrey, the lost prince; Vicenzo Adlerio, the King’s wicked vizer (Peter/Neal)
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: If you live in some alternate universe where this stuff airs on basic cable in Prime Time, it may spoil something in Forging Bonds
Word Count: ~1700
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Crack, crackity crack crack. Step on your mother’s back type crack.
Summary: Some of you may be old enough to remember the Fractured Fairy Tales segment from the Rocky and Bullwinkle Show, so yeah…I went there.
A/N: This is all
rabidchild67’s fault (isn’t it always?) Last April, I played on the Alternative Universes I’ll Never Actually Write meme, and RC67 asked for White Collar, Grimm Bros’ fairytale style (first she had asked for Wagnerian Opera, but I threatened her with a knife). Well, even though I was not “supposed” to write it, I did. Sort of. Read at your own risk. Please send all complaints to rabidchild67 Consider yourself warned.
( ONCE UPON A TIME (because all such stories begin that way), there was a humble, but very strong and very handsome woodsman named Peter, who lived in a cottage in the forest with his talented and beautiful wife, Elizabeth, and their great hound, Scratchmore (because he did...scratch more). )