White Collar Fic - Smooth Criminal

Title: Smooth Criminal
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Peter/Neal
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Crack, and some smut. And wank!fic.
Word Count: ~ 1200
Summary: The criminal is not who you'd think it is.

Originally written for hoosierbitch’s Wankfest 2011, and inspired by rabidchild67, who has a thing for the word “underpants.” It was her comment about "underpants" being the funniest word in the English language that inspired the first of my MMOM fics this year, Guilty Stains, and this continues that story, from Neal’s very puzzled POV, in sentence’fest format.

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(  Neal didn’t quite understand how he kept losing his underpants … )

Post Ep DIsh - 3.03 - Deadline

Third ep's the charm! See you on the other side, my friends!

( Of course, spoilers under the cut )

Good episode - what do you think, my lovely, lovely flist?

Post Ep DIsh - 3.03 - Deadline

Third ep's the charm! See you on the other side, my friends!

( Of course, spoilers under the cut )

Good episode - what do you think, my lovely, lovely flist?