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Title: What's In a Name?
Author: elrhiarhodan / elrhiarhodan / elrhiarhodan
Fandom: Kingsman (Movies)
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Merlin, Eggsy Unwin, Amelia; Merlin/Eggsy
Word Count: ~1700
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None, No Archive Warnings Apply
Summary: The cashier at the local coffee shop is a moron, she keeps misspelling his name as "Merkin", and today, someone standing behind him seems to find this funny.
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Author’s Note: Written for anarchycox / anarchycox / anarchycox, who'd told me about the funniest typo she ever received in a comment (someone wrote Merkin, not Merlin). Which reminded me of an episode of a podcast I'd heard, maybe a decade ago, where one of the hosts - also named Merlin - had his name misspelled by the cashier at his local Starbucks.

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On AO3: What's In a Name?

Title: When Tomorrow Comes - The Secret History of Neal Caffrey - Chapter Two of Three
Author: elrhiarhodan / elrhiarhodan / elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar, Kingsman (Movies)
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Merlin, Eggsy Unwin, Roxy Morton, Other Kingsman Characters
Word Count: ~3900 (this chapters)
Spoilers: Spoilers for Season 6 of White Collar, Not Canon Compliant with Kingsman - The Golden Circle
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Summary: Picking up immediately after Simply Irresistible, Merlin has everyone dancing through hoops, Neal gets an unpleasant surprise at the shop, and Eggsy's not so thrilled, either. Roxanne is as awesome as always. But at the end of the day, Neal Caffrey is going to be Tristan, and that's all that matters, right?

Chapter Summary: Eggsy and Roxy finally get to meet Neal Caffrey, soon-to-be Agent Tristan. It does not go well. Merlin, however, is having far too good of a time.

Author’s Note: My apologies for taking so long to get this story out of my head and onto the page. I really didn't expect it to take thirteen months to write this, but 2018 has been a truly terrible year for me and I'm glad it's coming to an end.

The story is complete but lengthy (these fics just get longer and longer), so it's posting in chapters. And while I've tried to reference as much of the previous stories in the series, it will probably make more sense if you've read them all, especially A Seat at the Table and Simply Irresistible.

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When Tomorrow Comes - The Secret History of Neal Caffrey, Part 9 - Chapter Two

Title: Stop The World, Turn Out the Sun
For: MMOM – Thirty (One) Dirty Words – Day 9 (Prompt: Peace)
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: Kingsman
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Harry Hart | Galahad
Pairing: Harry /Eggsy
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: NONE
Word Count: ~1800
Summary: The sequel to Let Me Live in Your Country, Let Me Sleep By Your Shores, Eggsy comes home from the war and tries to restart his life, but he's not the same man that had left, not physically or emotionally.


Author's Notes: Written for Day 9 of the 2018 Edition of Merry Month of Masturbation, for the prompt "Peace". If there's enough interest, I may expand this AU, as I'm always a sucker for stories set in the halls of academia.

Title is from the Eurhythmics ballad (fittingly), "Peace".

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On AO3 – Stop the World, Turn Out the Sun

Title: Living in the Past
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words – Day 3 (Prompt: Autumn)
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: Kingsman
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Merlin (Kingsman), Eggsy Unwin, Reference to Harry Hart | Galahad. Original Kingsman Characters (tentacled Knight-Spirits)
Pairing: Harry Hart/Merlin (Past), Merlin/Eggsy Unwin
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Reference to canon character death
Word Count: 1100
Summary: It's the first Samhain after Harry's death and Merlin still can't get over his lover's death. He hurts so much that he can't find a way to touch himself and make his offering to the Old Gods. Merlin's knight-spirit, Emrys, is pragmatic and understands his host's pain. But Emrys doesn't believe that Merlin should be alone this night and summons Mordred and Eggsy to bring Merlin some comfort.

Author's Notes: Written for Day 3 of the 2018 Edition of Merry Month of Masturbation, for the prompt "Autumn". It's also another entry in the Coronach series and a rather sad one at that. (The reference to Major Character Death is for Harry Hart). It's also the most wankless wankfic I've ever written (and I've written A LOT of wankfic).


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On AO3 - Living in the Past

Title: Come, Beltane
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words – Day 1 (Prompt: Spring)
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: Kingsman
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Gary "Eggsy" Unwin
Pairing: Fantasy Harry/Eggsy/Merlin
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Consensual Tentacles
Word Count: ~1000
Summary: It's the First of May, and according to the ancient and holy calendar, it's time for the Kingsman knights and their knight-spirits to renew their vows to keep England safe and fertile. And that means one thing - wanking. This is Eggsy's first Beltane as a Kingsman knight and his knight-spirit, Mordred, wakes him up out of a sound sleep to start the celebrations.


Author's Notes: Written for Day 1 of the 2018 Edition of Merry Month of Masturbation, for the prompt "Spring". I've posted my prompt list here. If you see any prompts that spark your interest (Kingsman, White Collar), please feel free to message me on Tumblr - you can find me here: elrhiarhodan

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On AO3 - Come, Beltane