Title: The Bennett Family Legacy In: Family Traditions (GFSP XI)
Author: elrhiarhodan
Written For: Round Five of runthecon
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: G
Characters: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke
Spoilers: Caps from 3.15 – Stealing Home
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Seriously, you’re worried about warnings? It’s the Giant Floating Stone Penis!
Type: Comic/Picspam - 8 pages/15 panels
Summary: Peter and Neal discuss - what else - family traditions.

Many, many thanks to the generous kanarek13 for the exquisite screen caps.

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( The Bennett Family Legacy In: Family Traditions )

Title: When It Comes to The Bennett Family Legacy, Size Matters (GFSP X)
Author: elrhiarhodan
Written For: Round Three of runthecon
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Mozzie, Neal Caffrey, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal Strongly Implied
Spoilers: Caps from 4.11 – Family Business
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Seriously, you’re worried about warnings? It’s the Giant Floating Stone Penis!
Type: Comic/Picspam - 11 pages/22 panels
Beta Credit: theatregirl7299
Summary: Mozzie and Neal get drunk and contemplate a universal question: Does Size Matter? The answer is obvious, when the Giant Floating Stone Penis is nearby, of course it does.

Author’s Note: Written for sinfulslasher's prompt "Size Doesn't Matter." Technically, Mozzie counts as the "minor character" but the mod, sinfulslasher has assured me that the Giant Floating Stone Penis is a minor character, too. However, the GFSP does not particularly care for the appellation "minor".

Many, many thanks to the generous kanarek13 for the exquisite screen caps.

Tagging tjs_whatnot with the prompt "Well, That's New"

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( When it Comes to the Bennett Family Legacy, Size Does Matter )

Title: The Bennett Family Legacy Brings Some Holiday Cheer - GFSP IX
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Type: Picspam/Comic
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Donovan (AHS: Hotel), Implied Peter/Neal
Spoilers: Images from AHS: Hotel - Mommy
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Suggestion of Dub-Con, Suggestion of Murder, Drug Use.
Summary: In this AHS: Hotel Crossover, Donovan meets the Bennett Family Legacy. Neal has some words of advice. Do I have to say this is pure crack?

A/N: Many thanks to my dearest kanarek13 for the lovely collared Donovan screen caps.

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( Donovan's in a bit of a situation... )

Title: The Bennett Family Legacy To the Rescue - GFSP VII
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Mozzie, Neal Caffrey, James Bennett, Dennis Flynn, Peter/Neal Implied
Spoilers: Caps from 4.10 – Vested Interest
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: It’s Giant Floating Stone Penises, For Crying Out Loud
Type: Comic/Picspam
Beta Credit: None
Summary: Set After The Bennett Family Legacy Goes on Walkabout, Mozzie and Neal discover that James has been kidnapped and they try to rescue him.

Author’s Note: An early birthday present for my dearest sinfulslasher. I asked her for an episode, but I didn’t tell her what I wanted it for. I hope she enjoys this cracky installment.

Also (1) - I know that the timeline is out of sync with the canon images, but it’s GIANT FLOATING STONE PENISES, what do you expect?

Also (2) - As always, many, many thanks the wonderful buefo, lauracollared, and rabidchild for the original crack-filled inspiration. And of course, even more thanks to the generous kanarek13 for the exquisite screen caps.

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( The Bennett Family Legacy To the Rescue )

Title: The Bennett Family Legacy – Part 4 – A Happy Birthday Picspam for Elainasaunt
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Type: Picspam/Comic
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke
Spoilers: Images from Gloves Off
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Crack – Don’t Read While Consuming Hot Beverages
Summary: Oh, my! Something’s happened to The Bennett Family Legacy

The Bennett Family Legacy Series: Part 1, Part 2 and Part 3(a).

And continued thanks to my dearest friends, rabidchild67, lauracollared and bufeo for the spark of inspiration that created this madness.

And most important of all, a very happy birthday to one of my oldest and dearest LJ friends, elainasaunt. It was either this or a bootleg copy of a recent performance of Gesualdo at Trinity Church (too much of an inside joke?).

( Neal’s upset, something’s happened to the Bennett Family Legacy )