White Collar Picspam - The Bennett Family Legacy To the Rescue (GFSP VII)

[elrhiarhodan]

Title: The Bennett Family Legacy To the Rescue - GFSP VII
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Mozzie, Neal Caffrey, James Bennett, Dennis Flynn, Peter/Neal Implied
Spoilers: Caps from 4.10 – Vested Interest
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: It’s Giant Floating Stone Penises, For Crying Out Loud
Type: Comic/Picspam
Beta Credit: None
Summary: Set After The Bennett Family Legacy Goes on Walkabout, Mozzie and Neal discover that James has been kidnapped and they try to rescue him.

Author’s Note: An early birthday present for my dearest sinfulslasher. I asked her for an episode, but I didn’t tell her what I wanted it for. I hope she enjoys this cracky installment.

Also (1) - I know that the timeline is out of sync with the canon images, but it’s GIANT FLOATING STONE PENISES, what do you expect?

Also (2) - As always, many, many thanks the wonderful buefo, lauracollared, and rabidchild for the original crack-filled inspiration. And of course, even more thanks to the generous kanarek13 for the exquisite screen caps.

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Other entries in the The Bennett Family Legacy Series
a/k/a The Giant Floating Stone Penis:

James introduces Neal to the Bennett Family Legacy
Peter Meets the Bennett Family Legacy
The Bennett Family Legacy photobombs the Prom Picture
The Bennett Family Legacy Goes on Walkabout
The Bennett Family Legacy Returns
Peter Eyes the Bennett Family Legacy

Comments

[sapphire2309]

I think I'm half screaming with laughter. This is completely hysterical, I love it!!

[elrhiarhodan]

Thank you!

I'm sitting next to Sinful (she's visiting this week), and she's still recovering from this!

[sapphire2309]

I can imagine XD

[sinfulslasher]

U IZ SO SILLEH!!!

If I had only known what you were up to... But! This was the perfect episode for another installment of the GFSP! I haven't laughed so hard since...ok, the previous installment *g* but you just saw with your own eyes that I was literally crying.

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! This really made my day. :D

*contemplates putting a Rai Stone into Backyard Wonderful to lure the GFSP here for more fun*

*ponders which episode to challenge you with next*

[elrhiarhodan]

Knowing what I was up to would have spoiled the surprise! And I really figured you knew what I was doing, because we'd just been talking about the previous installment.

*SMISHES YOU*

And I don't know if the zoning would allow for a Rai Stone (*worries about all the glass and siding that would be damaged during a mating session*)

[sinfulslasher]

Oh, and just so you know - in case you ever want another episode to surprise me with, I'm so going with Bottlenecked.

KELLER/GFSP OTP 4EVAH!!!

[teaboyfan.livejournal.com]

I love Neal's momentary confusion about Peter vs. the GFSP. In fact, I love this whole series - Thank you!

[elrhiarhodan]

Thank you!

I have so much fun with these and I'm glad everyone enjoys them!

[lauracollared.livejournal.com]

This has gotten so out of control, I don't even know what to think anymore. :D
Love it :D

[elrhiarhodan]

Yes, it has gotten completely out of control. After all, who CAN control a 500 lb. giant floating stone penis?

[lauracollared.livejournal.com]

If anyone can, it's our boy Neal ;pppp

[sheenianni.livejournal.com]

OMG :D :D :D The giant floating penis is back :D :D :D

Diez.

This is so wrong in the most perfect way :D Love it.

[elrhiarhodan]

He's back and making himself known!

Thank you!

[maiac.livejournal.com]

You are very, very silly.

I like that in a person.

[elrhiarhodan]

*Takes a bow*

Thank you!

[ladyrose42.livejournal.com]

Made my day

[elrhiarhodan]

Thank you!

Glad to be of service!

[pooh-collector.livejournal.com]

These kill me every time you post one!

They are a perfect bit of smutty haha.

[elrhiarhodan]

But I don't want to kill the fuzzy little bear!

Thank you! (Maybe I should change the "crack" tag to "smutty haha").

[pooh-collector.livejournal.com]

I think that's an excellent idea, since smutty haha is the perfect description for these bits of awesomeness.

[cookiegirl]

Lol :D
"I mean Peter". Awesome.

[elrhiarhodan]

Hee! Thank you!

[kanarek13]

Priceless! It's like I think you can't possibly 'beat' the previous one, but then you go and do it :D :D LOL!

[elrhiarhodan]

*snorfle*

Yeah, I'm on a roll, what can I say!

And can't do this without your awesome caps, so it's partially your fault, too!

[elainasaunt.livejournal.com]

You are SO deranged. In the good way, definitely the good way.

[elrhiarhodan]

Awww, that is the highest compliment!

Thank you!

[wise-old-crone.livejournal.com]

You and that GFSP are terrible...or was that terribly funny...I keep getting them confuuuused. Laughing tears here, thanks for sharing :-D :-D :-D

[elrhiarhodan]

So glad you liked!

And yes, me and the GFSP are terrible. And we're proud of that.