White Collar Picspam: Peter Eyes the Bennett Family Legacy (GFSP VI)

[elrhiarhodan]

Title: Peter Eyes the Bennett Family Legacy - Part VI
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Peter/Neal Implied
Spoilers: Caps from 4.04 – Parting Shots
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: It’s Giant Floating Stone Penises, For Crying Out Loud
Type: Comic/Picspam
Beta Credit: None
Summary: Peter’s stuck in The Cave, sorting through eyeballs. He misses Neal, and even more than Neal, he misses the Giant Floating Stone Penis.

Author’s Note: A fill for my recent Timestamp meme, where my friend ladyrose42 asked for another entry in this cracky ‘verse.

Also, many, many thanks the wonderful buefo, lauracollared, and rabidchild for the original crack-filled inspiration. And of course, even more thanks to the generous kanarek13 for the exquisite screen caps.

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Other entries in the The Bennett Family Legacy Series
a/k/a The Giant Floating Stone Penis:

James introduces Neal to the Bennett Family Legacy
Peter Meets the Bennett Family Legacy
The Bennett Family Legacy photobombs the Prom Picture
The Bennett Family Legacy Goes on Walkabout
The Bennett Family Legacy Returns

Comments

[calis-1st.livejournal.com]

OMG, the Rai stone. Of course, it's REAL function. Think the Burkes are going to have to do some major cleaning up of the patio aftrwards?

[elrhiarhodan]

Oh, yeah. And probably have a lot of glass to replace when those tiny little pebbles explode all over the place

[calis-1st.livejournal.com]

What would the babies look like (or is someone going to make sure the 40-gallon contractor's bag fits snugly)? In which case, the glass should be safe.

[elrhiarhodan]

I'm thinking that the GFSP's ejaculate will be tens of thousands of tiny little pebbles. Probably need a Kevlar bomb blanket to protect the windows!

[calis-1st.livejournal.com]

Or really high end duct tape.

[ultracape.livejournal.com]

Hysterical laughter. The Rai Stone! Plenty of brain bleach, 55 gal drums of it.

[elrhiarhodan]

Thank you!

[maiac.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

"Where would the second eye go, PETER?"

::snickers like a 12-year-old::

[elrhiarhodan]

Yeah, Peter wasn't thinking. SRSLY.

(And I, too, snickered like a 12 year old)

[sinfulslasher]

*dies laughing*

OMG. Perfect addition to the 'verse. *wipes tears away* And yeah, really, Peter, where would the second eye go? *snorfle*

Now, hypothetical question: If GFSP and the Rai Stone get it on...will we have lots of cute pebbles in the near future?

[elrhiarhodan]

Thank you!!!!!!!!!

Peter is sometimes a little clueless.

And yes, lots and lots of gravel will result from the mating of the Rai Stone and the GFSP!

[buefo.livejournal.com]

LOL! This is perfect and so hilarious. I can't get over their facial expressions. :DDD I literally laughed out loud at the rai stone. :)))

<3 the GFSP 4eva!

[elrhiarhodan]

Thank you so very much! The GFSP is back, and he's making himself known!

Another curveball

[ladyrose42.livejournal.com]

TMZ just had a picture of cloud penis and now you post this. I'm ROFL!!
Off course I'm thinking as the Rai stone as a cock ring, not ....
Pebbles and BammBamm, Rolling Stones, Rock Garden
OK, totally illogical associations. What drugs am I on?
Thank You, Thank You Thank You

Re: Another curveball

[elrhiarhodan]

Thank you!

[cookiegirl]

Hee! Awesome :D

I await a fic tagged "pairing: GFSP/Rai stone"!

[elrhiarhodan]

Thank you!

That might be coming (*snerk*)

[maiac.livejournal.com]

And where (http://elrhiarhodan.livejournal.com/331596.html?thread=9564492#t9564492), I wonder, did you get the idea of pairing the GFSP with the rai stone?

[elrhiarhodan]

I probably should have credited you with that bit of inspiration!

Thank you!

[maiac.livejournal.com]

:-)

bwaaaah

[lauracollared.livejournal.com]

This is perfection. The Rai stone is a perfect FIT snerkity snerk. :D

Re: bwaaaah

[elrhiarhodan]

Thank you!

And yes, The GFSP and the Rai Stone, a match made in heaven!

[kanarek13]

OMG, this is hysterical. The Rai stone, of course, what else?

And really, they should have thought of it sooner, LOL!

Brilliant!

[elrhiarhodan]

Thank you!

Peter's a very good friend, to letter the GFSP get it on with his backyard ornaments!

[elainasaunt.livejournal.com]

I guess it doesn't matter that I'm reading these backwards, right?

LOLOLOL

[elrhiarhodan]

Hee, not in the least! This one's sort of the sequel to the one I did for your birfday last year.