elrhiarhodan: (The Flash - EoBarry)
2016-05-31 09:23 pm

MMOM Day 26 - The Race of Their Lives (The Flash)

Title: The Race of Their Lives
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words – Day 26 (Prompt: Challenge)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Barry Allen, Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne; Barry Allen/Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~1200
Summary: Early in their relationship - no, not the one where they are battling, but the one where they're lovers - Eobard gives Barry a very interesting challenge. Barry's not quite sure if he should accept it.

Author's Notes: Written for Day 26 of the Merry Month of Masturbation, for the prompt "Challenge". This is a backfill - I'd missed Day 26 and wanted to catch up. The idea comes from Kyele, who has been such an awesome cheerleader for the EoBarry Revealed series, and I wanted to write something special to thank her for her support.

I freely own up to the ridiculous nature of this fic, it is the thirty-first wank fic I've written in the last thirty-one days and I am seriously wanked out. But it's been a hell of a lot of fun, and it's a good thing that the Month of May one comes (haha) once a year.

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( “You're crazy, you know that?” Barry leans back in his chair and stares at his partner. )


“You're crazy, you know that?” Barry leans back in his chair and stares at his partner. )
elrhiarhodan: (Peter - Neal - Elizabeth)
2016-02-13 11:44 am

White Collar Fic - A Sticky Situation

Title: A Sticky Situation
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, Peter Burke; Peter/Elizabeth/Neal
Word Count: ~600
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher
Summary: Elizabeth comes home and discovers her husband's betrayal. CRACK. And smut.

Author’s Note: Written for Round Two of [livejournal.com profile] runthecon, for [livejournal.com profile] doctor_fangeek's prompt, "A sticky situation."

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“How could you?” Elizabeth's voice was piercing in her outrage. “How could you do this to me, Peter Burke? You promised!”  )
elrhiarhodan: (Peter - Neal - Blue)
2015-07-06 07:30 pm

White Collar Fic - A Forever Kind of Family - Master Post (Reverse Big Bang R2)

Title: A Forever Kind of Family - Masterpost
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] eldorah
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Diana Berrigan, Clinton Jones, Reese Hughes, Kyle Bancroft, Original Male Characters, Original Female Characters; Peter/Elizabeth
Word Count: ~16,500
Spoilers: All of Season 6, Especially Au Revoir
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Brief scene of animal neglect
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher
Summary: The year between his "death" and the final sentencing of the Pink Panthers brought a lot of changes in Neal's life, and in Peter's, too. Families are made - by birth and by choice - and both men learn that the bonds of friendship can never really be broken.

Author’s Note: Written as a pinch hit for [livejournal.com profile] eldorah's artwork for Round 2 of the [livejournal.com profile] wc_reverse_bb. Please leave feedback for her awesome art here, at her journal.

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Part One
Part Two
Part Three

Art Post
elrhiarhodan: (Peter - Neal - Blue)
2015-07-06 07:25 pm

White Collar Fic - A Forever Kind of Family - Part Three of Three (Reverse Big Bang R2)

Title: A Forever Kind of Family - Part Three of Three
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] eldorah
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Diana Berrigan, Clinton Jones, Reese Hughes, Kyle Bancroft, Original Male Characters, Original Female Characters; Peter/Elizabeth
Word Count: ~16,500
Spoilers: All of Season 6, Especially Au Revoir
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Brief scene of animal neglect
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher
Summary: The year between his "death" and the final sentencing of the Pink Panthers brought a lot of changes in Neal's life, and in Peter's, too. Families are made - by birth and by choice - and both men learn that the bonds of friendship can never really be broken.

Author’s Note: Written as a pinch hit for [livejournal.com profile] eldorah's artwork for Round 2 of the [livejournal.com profile] wc_reverse_bb.

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The Louvre job was coming along very well and Neal mentally patted himself on the back. The museum's trustees had released the next stage of funding - over a million Euros - now that his proof of concept had met their expectations. )
elrhiarhodan: (Peter - Neal - Blue)
2015-07-06 07:25 pm

White Collar Fic - A Forever Kind of Family - Part Two of Three (Reverse Big Bang R2)

Title: A Forever Kind of Family - Part Two of Three
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] eldorah
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Diana Berrigan, Clinton Jones, Reese Hughes, Kyle Bancroft, Original Male Characters, Original Female Characters; Peter/Elizabeth
Word Count: ~16,500
Spoilers: All of Season 6, Especially Au Revoir
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Brief scene of animal neglect
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher
Summary: The year between his "death" and the final sentencing of the Pink Panthers brought a lot of changes in Neal's life, and in Peter's, too. Families are made - by birth and by choice - and both men learn that the bonds of friendship can never really be broken.

Author’s Note: Written as a pinch hit for [livejournal.com profile] eldorah's artwork for Round 2 of the [livejournal.com profile] wc_reverse_bb.

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It had felt strange to leave the dogs behind, but he had an appointment with the trustees at the Louvre. He was presenting the first iteration of the new security system – and while he'd often brought Peter and Diana with him on his consultations, today wouldn't have been a good day to show up with the dogs. )
elrhiarhodan: (Peter - Neal - Blue)
2015-07-06 07:14 pm

White Collar Fic - A Forever Kind of Family - Part One of Three (Reverse Big Bang R2)

Title: A Forever Kind of Family - Part One of Three
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] eldorah
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Diana Berrigan, Clinton Jones, Reese Hughes, Kyle Bancroft, Original Male Characters, Original Female Characters; Peter/Elizabeth
Word Count: ~16,500
Spoilers: All of Season 6, Especially Au Revoir
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Brief scene of animal neglect
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher
Summary: The year between his "death" and the final sentencing of the Pink Panthers brought a lot of changes in Neal's life, and in Peter's, too. Families are made - by birth and by choice - and both men learn that the bonds of friendship can never really be broken.

Author’s Note: Written as a pinch hit for [livejournal.com profile] eldorah's artwork for Round 2 of the [livejournal.com profile] wc_reverse_bb.



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Neal never thought of himself as a man who'd be alone forever, but that had become the sad, inexorable truth in his life. )
elrhiarhodan: (MC - Ecstasy)
2015-05-09 11:14 am

MCU Fic - Prove It

Title: Prove It
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe – Set Post Avengers, Pre Winter Soldier
Written For: MMOM 2015
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Tony Stark (self-lover), Steve Rogers; possible Steve/Tony
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: 1400
Summary: Steve eggs Tony on, and Tony is not a man who backs down from a challenge. Even if it involves him jerking off. And reciting Pi. Sequel to Up For a Challenge.

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“Prove it.” )
elrhiarhodan: (MC - Frontal Encounter)
2015-05-07 08:26 pm

MCU Fic - Up For a Challenge

Title: Up for a Challenge
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe – Set Post Avengers, Pre Winter Soldier, Reference to Iron Man 3
Written For: MMOM 2015
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Tony Stark (self-lover), Steve Rogers; possible Steve/Tony, Tony/Pepper
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: 1400
Summary: Steve owes Tony an apology. Somehow, he ends up goading Tony into jerking off. And reciting Pi.

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He and Tony were in sort of a weird place. They weren't quite friends, but they certainly weren't enemies. They bitched and sniped and jerked each other's chain, but they respected each other, too.  )
elrhiarhodan: (S3 Promo - Neal and Peter Standing)
2015-03-13 07:39 pm

White Collar Fic - Things Are Not What They Seem

Title: Things Are Not Quite What They Seem
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~1200
Beta Credit: None
Summary: An A/U where Peter is a retired FBI agent, and his friend and former mentor, Reese Hughes, has talked him into running for the Congressional seat that he's going to be vacating. Peter hires political consultant, Neal Caffrey, to help him navigate the shark-filled waters of fundraising.

A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] kanarek13's Photo Prompt 74, during the White Collar Meet Up in D.C., September, 2014. We'd just finished watching "Need to Know" and this was inevitable. The prompt is under the cut.

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“Looking good, Peter.”  )
elrhiarhodan: (S4 Promo - Mozzie (Confetti))
2013-12-01 05:42 pm

White Collar Fic - Hope For the Future

Title: Hope For the Future
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Mozzie, Diana Berrigan, Theo Berrigan, Reese Hughes
Word Count: ~1600
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] miri_thompson
Summary: Mozzie is delighted to spend the day with his little namesake, Theo Berrigan, and they go for a walk in the park. Mozzie’s brother joins them. A light-hearted addition to my Unusual Relations series that started with Kinship Analysis and continued in Old Haunts.

Author’s Note: Written for the fifth night of Fic-Can-Ukah for my friend, [livejournal.com profile] algeiban. Her prompt was "The World Before You Were Born" and she simply let it be ‘writer’s choice.’ The title is from a quotation by Nelson Mandela, Our human compassion binds us the one to the other - not in pity or patronizingly, but as human beings who have learnt how to turn our common suffering into hope for the future.

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Moz arrived at the She-Eagle’s nest at the appointed time. Not a minute early, not a minute late.  )
elrhiarhodan: (S4 - Mozzie (Wine))
2013-11-14 09:53 am

White Collar Fic - Full Disclosure (Part Two of Two)

Title: Full Disclosure – Part Two of Two
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar, The West Wing
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, Jed Bartlet, Mozzie, Diana Berrigan, Theo Berrigan, Clinton Jones
Spoilers: None, other than generally well-known canon deaths for The West Wing, White Collar
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Non-canon events for The West Wing, possible timeline issues for The West Wing.
Word Count: ~3,700 this part, ~12,000 total
Beta and Cheerleading Credit: [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299, [livejournal.com profile] miri_thompson, [livejournal.com profile] coffeethyme4me, [livejournal.com profile] gnomi
Summary: On the day that Neal’s tracker is removed for the last time, he and his lovers go to The Four Seasons to celebrate. Peter encounters an old acquaintance and issues an invitation to Sunday brunch. An encounter, of the strangest kind ensues.

Part One – On Dreamwidth

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Never one to turn down an invitation to a party, Moz arrived at the Burkes' a little on the early side, hoping to get some quality time with the guest of honor. )
elrhiarhodan: (S4 Promo Vid - Peter Badass)
2013-11-13 01:18 pm

White Collar Fic - Full Disclosure (Part One of Two)

Title: Full Disclosure - Part One of Two
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar, The West Wing
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, Jed Bartlet, Abigail Bartlet, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal, Jed/Abbey
Spoilers: None, other than generally well-known canon deaths for The West Wing and for White Collar
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Non-canon events for The West Wing, possible timeline issues for The West Wing.
Word Count: 8,300 this part, ~12,000 total
Beta and Cheerleading Credit: [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299, [livejournal.com profile] miri_thompson, [livejournal.com profile] coffeethyme4me, [livejournal.com profile] gnomi
Summary: On the day that Neal’s tracker is removed for the last time, he and his lovers go to The Four Seasons to celebrate. Peter encounters an old acquaintance and a few hijinks (of the mildest kind) ensue.

A/N: See Author’s Notes at the end.

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Neal wasn't nervous, exactly. More like nervy, hyper-alert to every movement, his skin excruciatingly sensitive under the fine cotton and wool of his suit. He had goose pimples on top of goose pimples and there were whole flocks of butterflies trying to work their way out of his stomach. )
elrhiarhodan: (pic#)
2013-05-16 12:27 pm

White Collar RPS Ficlet - Just a Lesbian from Oregon

Title: Just a Lesbian from Oregon
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar RPF
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Matt Bomer (as a fictional character), Simon Halls (as a fictional character), Matt/Simon
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~400
Summary: Matt has a very particular taste in clothes.

A/N: Not quite the usual bus ride to Hell. Maybe we're just going to to the Cherry Hill Mall, instead.

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There’s a pattern here, one that included a lot of right angles. )
elrhiarhodan: (Neal - Giant Floating Stone Penis)
2013-03-04 03:37 pm

White Collar Picspam: The Bennett Family Legacy (Part I)

Okay, so, ummm, well...

I was perusing my screen caps of The Original for the Back-To-Work Monday feature on White Collar Fixation, when a certain cap caught my eye (see icon).

I know it's just a fortunate camera angle, but come on...

Anyway, I shared the cap with my peeps, and [livejournal.com profile] lauracollared chimes in that her pal, Archivistrock, had already noted that in another cap, it looks like Neal is being attacked by a giant penis. The conversation deteriorated even further when [livejournal.com profile] rabidchild67 says she thinks it looks more like "the giant penis is Neal's bodyguard or familiar or something..."

And my brain goes places where it really shouldn't go. So without further delay, I give you ...

Part I of The Bennett Family Legacy )
elrhiarhodan: (S3 Promo - Neal and Peter Standing)
2012-08-20 04:36 pm

White Collar Ficlet - Career Advice

Title: Career Advice
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke (Implied P/E/N)
Prompt #112 - Laugh
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: 300 – Exactly
Summary: Not everything you read is true

A/N: No beta, all mistakes are mine and mine alone.

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They had a good arrangement.  )
elrhiarhodan: (Diana - Up From Under)
2012-01-06 03:43 pm

White Collar Fic - Leather, No Lace

Title: Leather, No Lace
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Diana/Christie, Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Clinton Jones
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~700
Summary: Yet another undercover assignment for the intrepid Diana Berrigan.

“So you’re saying that I have to go undercover as a photographer’s model?” She tried very hard to keep the aggravation out of her voice.  )
elrhiarhodan: (Peter - Neal Default)
2010-08-17 08:57 pm

White Collar Fic - Yom Tov (Paladin 'Verse)

Title: Yom Tov
Fandom: White Collar
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Diana Berrigan, Clinton Jones, Reese Hughes (Peter/Elizabeth/Neal)
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers:None
Word Count: ~800
Summary: It’s erev yontif, Neal (and just about everyone else) in the White Collar office needs to leave work a little early.

Written for the Fic Recognition Meme, for [livejournal.com profile] jrosemary , who asked me to identify ”Neal’s sitting across from him, in his usual seat, in his usual position, with that familiar smile on his face.” (From the Year One Scene of my death!fic, In Madness, Sanity.). The prompt was actually engendered in a comment thread on [livejournal.com profile] jrosemary’s journal, and wondered why there were no Jewish characters in a show set in New York City.

See additional author’s notes at the end.

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“Neal – enough. You may reinvent yourself on a regular basis, but you’re a good man.”  )