I need hugs. Or porn.
Sep. 16th, 2015 02:08 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
elrhiarhodanI swear...I work with some really smart people who are complete idiots. This has been a day that makes me doubt my own sanity (which can be questionable at times, anyway).
I need funny GIFs, fluffy animal pictures, snippets of your works in progress, links to funny videos. Seriously. Anything you'd like to share will be most appreciated.
And just to show that I can give as well as receive, have some porn
Neal struggled against the handcuffs and murmured, "Officer Burke, I'm getting a little uncomfortable here."
Peter smirked, spat on his hand and stroked Neal's obscenely erect cock from base to tip and back down again before commenting, "I don't think you're all that uncomfortable, Caffrey. We both know how easily you can get out of those cuffs - you just wanted one last hand job from me before I sent you down to Central Booking. If you're lucky, Clinton Jones won't be on duty - he's been fantasizing about your tight little ass for years. He also has a thing for public performances."
Neal blinked, considered a number of options and finally settled on the one that was must mutually appealing. "If I give you a blow job, will you let me go?"
"A blow job, hmmm - your mouth may be pretty, but it not pretty enough to risk my badge. Besides, if I let you go, my wife will be pissed. She was looking forward to watching Clinton break you in."
"You're a generous man, Officer Burke - willing to share me like that. Your desk sergeant, your wife - I'm surprised you're not planning on letting your dog have a go at me."
"Oh, don't worry, Caffrey - that's for the weekend. Satchmo really has taste for dirty criminals like you."
I need funny GIFs, fluffy animal pictures, snippets of your works in progress, links to funny videos. Seriously. Anything you'd like to share will be most appreciated.
And just to show that I can give as well as receive, have some porn
Neal struggled against the handcuffs and murmured, "Officer Burke, I'm getting a little uncomfortable here."
Peter smirked, spat on his hand and stroked Neal's obscenely erect cock from base to tip and back down again before commenting, "I don't think you're all that uncomfortable, Caffrey. We both know how easily you can get out of those cuffs - you just wanted one last hand job from me before I sent you down to Central Booking. If you're lucky, Clinton Jones won't be on duty - he's been fantasizing about your tight little ass for years. He also has a thing for public performances."
Neal blinked, considered a number of options and finally settled on the one that was must mutually appealing. "If I give you a blow job, will you let me go?"
"A blow job, hmmm - your mouth may be pretty, but it not pretty enough to risk my badge. Besides, if I let you go, my wife will be pissed. She was looking forward to watching Clinton break you in."
"You're a generous man, Officer Burke - willing to share me like that. Your desk sergeant, your wife - I'm surprised you're not planning on letting your dog have a go at me."
"Oh, don't worry, Caffrey - that's for the weekend. Satchmo really has taste for dirty criminals like you."
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Date: 2015-09-16 10:04 pm (UTC)and some boy cuddles just for you - HERE
:D ♥
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Date: 2015-09-17 08:45 pm (UTC)What I didn't tell you was that one of my favorite songs is called "Wonderful"
I wanna have you
'Cause you're all I've got
Don't wanna lose you
'Cause it means a lot
All the joy this world can bring
Doesn't give me anything
When you're not here ...
Idiot me
Stupid fool
How could you be
So uncool?
To fall in love with someone who
Doesn't really care for you
It's so obscure...
But I feel...
Wonderful
Yes I feel...
Wonderful
God, it makes me be so blue
Everytime I think about you
All of the heat of my desire
Smokin' like some crazy fire
Come on here
Look at me
Where I stand
Can't you see my heart burnin'
In my hands?
Do you want me?
Do you not?
Does it feel cold baby?
Does it feel hot?
I wanna hold you
And be so held back
Don't wanna need you
But it's where I'm at
Thinkin' bout you every day
How come I was made that way?
It's so surreal...
But I feel... wonderful
Yes I feel ... wonderful
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Date: 2015-09-18 12:36 pm (UTC)