I need hugs. Or porn.

[elrhiarhodan]

I swear...I work with some really smart people who are complete idiots. This has been a day that makes me doubt my own sanity (which can be questionable at times, anyway).

I need funny GIFs, fluffy animal pictures, snippets of your works in progress, links to funny videos. Seriously. Anything you'd like to share will be most appreciated.

And just to show that I can give as well as receive, have some porn



Neal struggled against the handcuffs and murmured, "Officer Burke, I'm getting a little uncomfortable here."

Peter smirked, spat on his hand and stroked Neal's obscenely erect cock from base to tip and back down again before commenting, "I don't think you're all that uncomfortable, Caffrey. We both know how easily you can get out of those cuffs - you just wanted one last hand job from me before I sent you down to Central Booking. If you're lucky, Clinton Jones won't be on duty - he's been fantasizing about your tight little ass for years. He also has a thing for public performances."

Neal blinked, considered a number of options and finally settled on the one that was must mutually appealing. "If I give you a blow job, will you let me go?"

"A blow job, hmmm - your mouth may be pretty, but it not pretty enough to risk my badge. Besides, if I let you go, my wife will be pissed. She was looking forward to watching Clinton break you in."

"You're a generous man, Officer Burke - willing to share me like that. Your desk sergeant, your wife - I'm surprised you're not planning on letting your dog have a go at me."

"Oh, don't worry, Caffrey - that's for the weekend. Satchmo really has taste for dirty criminals like you."

Comments

[sherylyn]

Awwww! He'll even share with Satchmo ;-)

And I'm sorry you're having such a problematic day. I hope it improves dramatically!

I can find more adorableness, but thought I'd share this one, since it's one of the most recent cute things I've seen.

*HUGS*
http://www.natureknows.org/2014/12/porcupine-tastes-his-first-pumpkin-cant-contain-his-excitement.html

[elrhiarhodan]

Thank you so much. And Peter's a very generous kind of guy, isn't he?

[sherylyn]

Of course he is!

And you're welcome! I'm trying to find a place to post a short video (like 15 seconds or something) so I can share it... Guaranteed to make a person smile ;-)

[sherylyn]

Check your email when you get a chance. I sent something that way b/c I was having brain-function issues ;-)

[sherylyn]

I happened to see this a little bit ago.

Cuteness of all sorts!!
http://www.aol.com/article/2014/08/05/baby-seal-plays-with-surfer/20942181/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl12%7Csec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D127514868

[theatregirl7299]

Here's some small porn. You've read it before but it's been a while.
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Peter loved power.

Most people might have thought it would be the power that came with being in charge of the pre-eminent White Collar Division. Or maybe the thrill of being groomed for a higher position in Washington.

But no – his kind of power was different.

It was the 300 horses under the hood of his new BMW.

It was the rush of solving a case that everyone else had given up on.

But most of all, it was the ability to make Neal Caffrey fall apart with a simple word.

Watching him, kneeling so beautifully between Peter’s feet. Naked except for the Shibari ropes that El chose to perfectly match his eyes.

Neal’s lips pleading, begging for Peter’s voice. His eyes wide and frantic, cock fucking the air, thrusting for release, sweat dripping from his normally perfectly styled hair.

Waiting for that perfect moment, that exact instance when Neal crossed the line from need to submission.

Taking his time. Leaning in, close to Neal’s ear. Scenting the want, the desperation.

Molding the word like an artisan with his clay. Slowly releasing it, barely audible on his breath.

Come.

[elrhiarhodan]

Mmmmmmm, just lovely. Thank you.

NPA

[joy2190.livejournal.com]

Sorry, no porn available, but here's a hug!

Re: NPA

[elrhiarhodan]

Fluffy bunnehs are just as good as porn! Thank you so much!

[ladyrose42.livejournal.com]

Not sure how to copy it here, But there is a new Tide commercial making fun of Kim Davis. Think it is directed by Mark Nickelsburg Came thru on FB page.

[elrhiarhodan]

Thank you - I'll have to go look for it. Sounds hysterical.

[maiac.livejournal.com]

(https://www.flickr.com/photos/maiac/9537542635/)

[elrhiarhodan]

Is she carrying a hat? Or a baby?

Thank you - because there's nothing like a red panda (or two) to cheer me up!

[maiac.livejournal.com]

It's a baby.

(https://www.flickr.com/photos/maiac/9540327100/)

[elrhiarhodan]

Aww, awwwwwww!!!!!!!!

HUGS and thank you!

[kanarek13]

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{HUGS}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

and some boy cuddles just for you - HERE

:D ♥

[elrhiarhodan]

As I said before, thank you! It's so beautiful and perfect.

What I didn't tell you was that one of my favorite songs is called "Wonderful"

I wanna have you
'Cause you're all I've got
Don't wanna lose you
'Cause it means a lot
All the joy this world can bring
Doesn't give me anything
When you're not here ...

Idiot me
Stupid fool
How could you be
So uncool?
To fall in love with someone who
Doesn't really care for you
It's so obscure...

But I feel...
Wonderful
Yes I feel...
Wonderful

God, it makes me be so blue
Everytime I think about you
All of the heat of my desire
Smokin' like some crazy fire
Come on here
Look at me
Where I stand
Can't you see my heart burnin'
In my hands?
Do you want me?
Do you not?
Does it feel cold baby?
Does it feel hot?

I wanna hold you
And be so held back
Don't wanna need you
But it's where I'm at
Thinkin' bout you every day
How come I was made that way?
It's so surreal...

But I feel... wonderful
Yes I feel ... wonderful

[kanarek13]

Ooooh, I love it so much, perfect lyrics :D

[daria234.livejournal.com]

I found this theory silly enough to be fun: http://sgamadison.livejournal.com/333562.html

This is cute and possibly disturbing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAq4b10WCbQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGF6bOi1NfA

[elrhiarhodan]

That panda is disturbing, and adorable.

And yeah - I've seen that exchange - it was reproduced elsewhere on my flist and it is my headcanon now, SO DAMN HARD!

[buefo.livejournal.com]

:)))

This comes very close to fulfilling my desire to read an AU fic where Neal has to work for Peter who works for the Bureau of Fuck. (I thank Matt and the WC gag reel for that!)

Now I feel like an asshole for not leaving you something awesome in return. I am a horrible person. ;___;

[elrhiarhodan]

Awww, thank you. I'd planned on writing more, but the smut-muse got stalled somewhere on the BQE, just east of the Kosciuszko Bridge. They're still trying to sort out the traffic jam.

Just stopping by and saying hello is enough to make me smile.

[pooh-collector.livejournal.com]

I'm very late to this party and I ain't got much, but

***************HUGSYOUTIGHT*******************

[elrhiarhodan]

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{HUGS YOU BACK}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

[ivorysilk]

Awwww--text me tomorrow--I will send you videos of fluffy bunnies!!!

[elrhiarhodan]

Will text you tonight...

Thank you!

[sinfulslasher]

Sorry, didn't see this post until just now. :(

Here, have a little something that usually describes my work situation:

[elrhiarhodan]

Yeah - that was my day. Facepalming in the face of an epidemic of stupidity.

[sinfulslasher]

Oh, and have a relaxing massage:

[elrhiarhodan]

That is really hysterical - when he gets the back legs involved.

Thank you

[nywcgirl]

I think this one is funny... sorry no porn, but I do understand your day :-)

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/61713457370661390/

[leonie-alastair.livejournal.com]

I was trying to think of something adorable o leave for you - but my day was for shit. So all I can do is say THANK YOU! You and your stories have made the last several years warmer and more enjoyable. HUGS, and I hope your days (and mine) get better.

[elrhiarhodan]

Thank you. {{{{{HUGS BACK}}} I'm sorry you're having a shitty day.


This is my secret weapon for bad days...

[leonie-alastair.livejournal.com]

AWWWW! Sweet!!