I certainly hope that neither Peter nor Neal give each other this as a Valentine's Day present

[elrhiarhodan]

Okay, I think I've found the extreme outer barrier to good taste:

Butthole-shaped chocolate.

Yes, there is now butthole shaped chocolate, sold under the name "The Edible Anus". It comes in "meek milk, dilated dark and tight white Belgian chocolate"




Sorry, there are just things that should not be molded out of chocolate.

Comments

[nywcgirl]

And especially not Belgian chocolate ;-)

[elrhiarhodan]

INORITE!?!?!?!

There's something so very very wrong about this.

[sinfulslasher]

BELGIANS HAVE ASSES TOO!

(just sayin' *g*)

[nywcgirl]

Yes we have, but not in chocolate, :-)
Never seen it here in a chocolaterie...

[maiac.livejournal.com]

...And I thought "litter box" cakes were gross.

[elrhiarhodan]

I never heard of those and I wish I never had.

*shudders*

[maiac.livejournal.com]

I've never seen one, I'm glad to say. Food that's edible ought to look edible, eh?

[kanarek13]

Yeah... huh...

Well, Peter and Neal are more fans of melted choc, if anything. No need for shapes, especially like that!

[elrhiarhodan]

Mmmm, delicious melted chocolate. Drizzled over those perfect abs, into the little cup in his navel, poured onto his pecs.

Excuse me while I go have a moment.

[sherylyn]

Now *THAT* I'm all in favor of, but the other?? EWWWWW!!!

I think you should write the melted chocolate poured over that gorgeous body to take all our minds off the other thing.

*nods* Yup, that's what's needed :-)

[elrhiarhodan]

Hee, I just might!

[pooh-collector.livejournal.com]

ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhkay.

You know I can't unsee that, right Elr?!?!?!

*shiver*

I'm with Olena, melted chocolate all the way. My guess is Peter is a Hersey's syrup right out of the squeeze bottle kinda guy. Which naturally Neal finds wholly uncivilized - until of course Peter's makes him scream and other unmentionable things.

That's a better image.


*shiver*

[elrhiarhodan]

And I can't unsee it, either. So I thought I'd share the pain.

I think with El's access to fine foods, Peter might have graduated from Hersey's to something a little finer. But then, since he's from the Northeast, Peter might have started out with U-Bet and Hersey's is a major upgrade from there.

[pooh-collector.livejournal.com]

I haven't thought about U-Bet for years. But, I can totally see Peter starting there.

Poor Neal coated in U-Bet!

[elrhiarhodan]

Yeah. As my mom used to say about that stuff, "U-bet you're going to spend the next few hours in the bathroom".

[sinfulslasher]

Well.

I never thought it would be possible, but you actually just managed to kill my appetite for something chocolatey.

WTF indeed!

(Maybe, if combined with a chocolate penis, it could be a not-so-subtle hint...? Peter does sometimes take a little longer to, ya know, get it...)

[elrhiarhodan]

That this has actually managed to turn you off of choccie means it's really, really, really awful.

But yeah, combined with a chocolate Kraken, just mebbeh.

[joy2190.livejournal.com]

OMG, last time I open your email during breakfast! I thought my 'Brought to you by the letter "Y"' showed the lowest point in chocolate bad taste, but I stand corrected!

[elrhiarhodan]

I'd apologize, but...

And yeah - this is just, UGH.

[calis-1st.livejournal.com]

Why, oh why, did I open that picture.

[elrhiarhodan]

Answers I have not for you.

Happy Friday.

[calis-1st.livejournal.com]

Thanks ever so much, Yoda. ;-)

[elrhiarhodan]

To please, I always am.

[riverotter1951.livejournal.com]

I agree some things should not be made of chocolate.

I prefer dark chocolate especially Ghiradelli. 60 to 70 percent is my preference.

[elrhiarhodan]

I like Ghiradelli, too. Back when I could each chocolate.

[riverotter1951.livejournal.com]

Ouch - It's hard to imagine not being able eat chocolate. My sympathies.

[palombaggia.livejournal.com]

This is YUK.

I'm pretty sure Neal will offer some expensive gourmet chocolates to El and Peter. He will spend the whole evening kissing them to taste his present afterwards.  They ' ll all end up in bed to have hot sex .

[elrhiarhodan]

Absolutely true. This is what happens EVERY Valentine's Day at the Burke home in my head (and yours, too).

[buzzbee17.livejournal.com]

I've been seeing this around, but I definitely lost it at "tight white Belgian chocolate"! I mean, its already crazy enough but at least the crazy is all inclusive!

[elrhiarhodan]

I know - this is just totally wrong on so very many levels.

[riverotter1951.livejournal.com]

I like Valentine's Day at the Burke household. Your images and ideas are perfect. Hopefully, Peter and Neal are not on a case.

[elrhiarhodan]

I think everyone's going to be home and snuggly tomorrow. It's supposed to snow.

[robingal1.livejournal.com]

did they hire a model?

[elrhiarhodan]

If you follow the link, there's a whole story behind it, but in short, yes.

[hurinhouse.livejournal.com]

yeah I'd like my peter and neal to stick to melted chocolate. that concoction's a little too creative for my tastes.

[secretsolitaire.livejournal.com]

LOL! Okay, that brightened my morning. Not that I will be running out to buy those. Yeesh.

[elrhiarhodan]

Yeah, no.

How have you been? Haven't seen you around in AGES!

{{{missed you}}}

[secretsolitaire.livejournal.com]

Hi there! I'm here and okay. :) I've been trying to post every once in a while, but I'm long out of the White Collar fandom, alas. Hope you're doing well. &heart;

[ladyrose42.livejournal.com]

as said before YUK YUK YUK