I certainly hope that neither Peter nor Neal give each other this as a Valentine's Day present

[elrhiarhodan]

Okay, I think I've found the extreme outer barrier to good taste:

Butthole-shaped chocolate.

Yes, there is now butthole shaped chocolate, sold under the name "The Edible Anus". It comes in "meek milk, dilated dark and tight white Belgian chocolate"




Sorry, there are just things that should not be molded out of chocolate.