Meme - Ask Me about A/U's I'll Never Write

[elrhiarhodan]

Okay, my flist has spoken, and the overwhelming winner of the Help Me Pick a Meme post was the "A/U's I'll Never Write" meme. Which is not a completely accurate title, since I've played this meme before and ended up writing complete stories for quite a few of the suggested A/Us.

So, here goes:

Give me an A/U and I'll write a few paragraphs about a story that I may or may not write.

Fandoms are White Collar, White Collar, and yes, White Collar. My brain isn't working well enough for any solo A/Us for my peripheral interests at the moment, but I will entertain crossovers with Lewis, Sherlock, Skyfall and Star Trek: AOS, so long as the primary fandom is White Collar.

And if you'd like, repost on your own journal and I'll play there, too.

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[robingal1.livejournal.com]

Infomercial AU: Neal has to sell over a hundred items from or while on the QVC home shopping channel.

Bonus points if you can do it without TYPING LIKE BILLY MAYES!!!