Alas, they were soft and spongy. And I don't mean like the top of a newborn baby's head. I mean soft and spongy like the zucchini that's been in the vegetable bin for too long.
And I have no idea what they were - other that soft, spongy cock-like things with tents and eyes. If there was an opening under the tents, maybe some type of cock-sock?
"Cock sock". *giggles* I'm going with the dog toy theory. Why would willie warmers ("cock socks" to you *giggles again*) have eyes. Wait, don't answer that.
Don't the Internets have some ... thing where you can identify what a photo is of? I'm sure I've read about something like that. You can tell I'm burning to know.
Sincerely, I think it was simply a child's toy. Michael's is a crafts chain store, and I think this was something a kid picked up, Mom said (most emphatically), NO, and left them in the impulse candy bin at the register.
I may go over to michaels at lunch and see if they have them, still.
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Date: 2012-11-01 12:36 pm (UTC)And I have no idea what they were - other that soft, spongy cock-like things with tents and eyes. If there was an opening under the tents, maybe some type of cock-sock?
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Date: 2012-11-01 03:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-11-01 03:50 pm (UTC)I'mma sticking with cock socks!
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Date: 2012-11-01 03:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-11-01 03:55 pm (UTC)I may go over to michaels at lunch and see if they have them, still.
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Date: 2012-11-01 03:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-11-01 04:01 pm (UTC)(A certain actor, a certain role)
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Date: 2012-11-01 04:03 pm (UTC)Thanks, bb!
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Date: 2012-11-01 04:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-11-01 04:31 pm (UTC)