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Date: 2012-11-01 03:31 am (UTC)Actually, come to think? They're uncannily like the squid-Martians in Calvin & Hobbes! Now I want them even more.
Curse my habit of instant emotional attachment to bizarre nonexistent creatures!
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Date: 2012-10-31 08:34 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2012-10-31 08:41 pm (UTC)Mrs Blackitt: What do you mean?
Mr Blackitt: I could, if I wanted, have sexual intercourse with you...
Mrs Blackitt: Oh, yes... Harry...
Mr Blackitt: And by wearing a rubber sheath over my old feller I could ensure that when I came off... you would not be impregnated.
Mrs Blackitt: Ooh!
Mr Blackitt: That's what being a Protestant's all about. That's why it's the church for me. That's why it's the church for anyone who respects the individual and the individual's right to decide for him or herself. When Martin Luther nailed his protest up to the church door in 1517, he may not have realised the full significance of what he was doing. But four hundred years later, thanks to him, my dear, I can wear whatever I want on my John Thomas. And Protestantism doesn't stop at the simple condom. Oh no! I can wear French Ticklers if I want.
Mrs Blackitt: You what?
Mr Blackitt: French Ticklers... Black Mambos... Crocodile Ribs... Sheaths that are designed not only to protect but also to enhance the stimulation of sexual congress...
Mrs Blackitt: Have you got one?
Mr Blackitt: Have I got one? Well no... But I can go down the road any time I want and walk into Harry's and hold my head up high, and say in a loud steady voice: 'Harry I want you to sell me a *condom*. In fact today I think I'll have a French Tickler, for I am a Protestant...'
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Date: 2012-10-31 08:50 pm (UTC)--At Michael's?
...And they're in with the chocolate!
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Date: 2012-10-31 08:53 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2012-10-31 08:56 pm (UTC)If the were the least bit firm, I might have acquired them. But when I tell you they had the consistency of rotten vegetables, I'm being kind.
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Date: 2012-10-31 09:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-10-31 09:31 pm (UTC)BUT THAT'S BORING. So, yeah, pound away, Martin. And we'll print the legend.
Those ... things could be stiff, not soft, if they were willie warmers. What were they, really, anyway?
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Date: 2012-10-31 09:36 pm (UTC)Just sayin'.
*cough*
(wrong fandom icon is still relevant)
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Date: 2012-10-31 09:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-10-31 09:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-10-31 09:39 pm (UTC)You can do...fun stuff with soft and spongy zucchini.
Or so I'm told.
*polishes halo*
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Date: 2012-10-31 09:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-10-31 09:48 pm (UTC)*heads for the netflix*
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Date: 2012-10-31 09:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-10-31 10:03 pm (UTC)*shifty*
Also: I actually meant the one on the RIGHT - since it's GREEN! Spock's GREEN PEEN!
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Date: 2012-10-31 10:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-10-31 10:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-11-01 11:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-11-01 12:32 pm (UTC)Then the kink brain kicked in.
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Date: 2012-11-01 12:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-11-01 12:33 pm (UTC)::shudders::
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Date: 2012-11-01 12:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-11-01 12:34 pm (UTC):D
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Date: 2012-11-01 12:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-11-01 12:36 pm (UTC)And I have no idea what they were - other that soft, spongy cock-like things with tents and eyes. If there was an opening under the tents, maybe some type of cock-sock?
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Date: 2012-11-01 12:37 pm (UTC)And yeah, Spencer Gifts. I know EXACTLY what you mean.
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Date: 2012-11-01 12:42 pm (UTC)*realization hits*
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Date: 2012-11-01 12:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-11-01 12:46 pm (UTC)YEAH!
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Date: 2012-11-01 12:48 pm (UTC)If a dog bit this, it would be shreaded, I'd think.
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Date: 2012-11-01 01:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-11-01 03:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-11-01 03:50 pm (UTC)I'mma sticking with cock socks!
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Date: 2012-11-01 03:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-11-01 03:55 pm (UTC)I may go over to michaels at lunch and see if they have them, still.
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Date: 2012-11-01 03:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-11-01 04:01 pm (UTC)(A certain actor, a certain role)
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Date: 2012-11-01 04:03 pm (UTC)Thanks, bb!
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Date: 2012-11-03 12:36 pm (UTC)