Meme - The (Pointless) Last Letter Chain

Ganked from my dearest sheep, sinfulslasher :


Begin the each answer with the last letter of the previous answer.


Name: Elrhiarhodan
Animal: Narwhale
Girl's name: Esmerelda
Color: Argent
Movie: The Force Awakens
Something you wear: Shirt
Drink: Tonic Water
Food: Rubarb
Item in the bathroom: Bath gel
Place: London
Reason to be late: No underwear


And if you'd like to play, too - here's the code:

Begin the each answer with the last letter of the previous answer. <B>Name: </b> <B>Animal: </b> <B>Girl's name: </b> <B>Color: </b> <B>Movie: </b> <B>Something you wear: </b> <B>Drink: </b> <B>Food: </b> <B>Item in the bathroom: </b> <B>Place: </b> <B>Reason to be late:</b>

More Adventures in Adulting - The Clean Sheets Edition

So, I hate cotton-polyester blend sheets (who doesn't), so I buy one-hundred percent cotton sheets.

I also have sensitive skin, so sheets with anti-wrinkle chemicals in them are verboten, as are sheets made in China.

I also hate wrinkled sheets and untreated cotton sheets wrinkle like Shar-pei puppies.

I also sleep with six pillows on my bed.

I also dislike short sheets, so my queen-sized bed uses a king-sized top sheet.

Did I mention how much I hate sleeping on wrinkled sheets? Because I really do.

Do you know what the solution is to sleeping on wrinkled sheets?

IRONING!

Yes, I just ironed two sets of bed linens - that's two king-sized top sheets and twelve pillow cases. Good thing I napped this afternoon.