More Adventures in Adulting - The Clean Sheets Edition

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So, I hate cotton-polyester blend sheets (who doesn't), so I buy one-hundred percent cotton sheets.

I also have sensitive skin, so sheets with anti-wrinkle chemicals in them are verboten, as are sheets made in China.

I also hate wrinkled sheets and untreated cotton sheets wrinkle like Shar-pei puppies.

I also sleep with six pillows on my bed.

I also dislike short sheets, so my queen-sized bed uses a king-sized top sheet.

Did I mention how much I hate sleeping on wrinkled sheets? Because I really do.

Do you know what the solution is to sleeping on wrinkled sheets?

IRONING!

Yes, I just ironed two sets of bed linens - that's two king-sized top sheets and twelve pillow cases. Good thing I napped this afternoon.