White Collar Fic - Justice, Mozzie Style

Title: Justice, Mozzie-Style
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Mozzie, mention of Neal Caffrey, mention of Peter Burke, mention of Philip Kramer.
Spoilers: S3.16 – Judgment Day, S4.01 – Wanted, S4.02 – Most Wanted, S4.04 – Parting Shots
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~1000
Beta Credit: sinfulslasher
Summary: Moz should have been grateful to Philip Kramer, but not when his friend was hurting so badly.

A/N: Originally written for purimgifts back in March, 2015. It was posted anon to AO3, but I never reposted to my Journal. This fic celebrates the triumph over evil viziers.

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(  Moz supposed that he should have been grateful to Philip Kramer.  )

White Collar Ficlet - Evolution Not Fully Understood

Title: Evolution Not Fully Understood
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke (as a human), Elizabeth Burke (as a tiger), Neal Caffrey (as a seal point Siamese cat), Mozzie (human and as something completely different), Satchmo (thankfully, as a dog). Implied Peter/Elizabeth/Neal (when they're human).
Spoilers: Seriously?
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Crack
Word Count: ~700
Beta Credit: I wouldn't dare inflict this on any of my friends.
Summary: Apparently, Mozzie lost track of the second full moon that month. And he keeps experimenting with his bee pollen concoctions. It's up to Peter to take care of things.

A/N: - Although Peter is a were-lammergeyer, he transforms at the dark of the moon, not during a full moon. Title from a certain Wikipedia entry.

Also, prompted by the ever-enabling sinfulslasher. She is, as always, to blame for the utter ridiculousness of these stories.

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(  Peter scrubbed his face, stared at the mammal asleep on the sofa and wished he could ask his wife for some guidance. )