Word Play

My friend, V, sent this to me and after I nearly busted a gut laughing, I thought I'd share them with you

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are the winners:

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time. Oh, boy! I know just what THIS feels like.

2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

3. Intaxicaton: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

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White Collar Ficlet - Breaking the Horrid Silence

Title: Breaking the Horrid Silence
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey/Peter Burke
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Reference to non-canonical death of canon character; implied dub-con.
Word Count: ~500
Summary: Consider this my anti-Valentine’s Day fic; this story was originally written for doctor_fangeek, another one for the Tropes Meme I did back in September. The prompt was “cell mates.” At one time, I thought about continuing this, and I still may.

A/N: Title from John Milton’s “Paradise Lost”.

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( Everyone knew to stay away from Big Bad Peter Burke. Former Fed, former lawman, currently serving hard time for committing murder with his bare hands. )

White Collar Ficlet - Breaking the Horrid Silence

Title: Breaking the Horrid Silence
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey/Peter Burke
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Reference to non-canonical death of canon character; implied dub-con.
Word Count: ~500
Summary: Consider this my anti-Valentine’s Day fic; this story was originally written for doctor_fangeek, another one for the Tropes Meme I did back in September. The prompt was “cell mates.” At one time, I thought about continuing this, and I still may.

A/N: Title from John Milton’s “Paradise Lost”.

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( Everyone knew to stay away from Big Bad Peter Burke. Former Fed, former lawman, currently serving hard time for committing murder with his bare hands. )