White Collar Ficlet - Car Talk (a/k/a The Missing Spanking Scene, Part I)

Title: Car Talk
Author: elrhiarhodan 
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: White Collar
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey/Peter Burke, Diana Berrigan, Moz
Spoilers: 2.04
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Discussion of Spanking
Word Count: ~400
Summary: Missing Scene from By The Book.  Originally written for the Fic Recognition Meme, for daria234 , because I couldn’t identify the line “The thought of Peter Burke, sex machine, is frankly disturbing.” (From The Don’t Have A Clue)

ETA:  I should note, there is a joke hidden in this ficlet.  Double bonus points for the reader who gets it.  The only hint I'll give is that a knowledge of Tim DeKay's prior work will help.
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(  "Don't worry, Neal. They can't hear us. The acoustics in the Taurus are so bad, it's better than the Cone of Silence." )

White Collar Ficlet - Car Talk (a/k/a The Missing Spanking Scene, Part I)

Title: Car Talk
Author: elrhiarhodan 
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: White Collar
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey/Peter Burke, Diana Berrigan, Moz
Spoilers: 2.04
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Discussion of Spanking
Word Count: ~400
Summary: Missing Scene from By The Book.  Originally written for the Fic Recognition Meme, for daria234 , because I couldn’t identify the line “The thought of Peter Burke, sex machine, is frankly disturbing.” (From The Don’t Have A Clue)

ETA:  I should note, there is a joke hidden in this ficlet.  Double bonus points for the reader who gets it.  The only hint I'll give is that a knowledge of Tim DeKay's prior work will help.
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(  "Don't worry, Neal. They can't hear us. The acoustics in the Taurus are so bad, it's better than the Cone of Silence." )

White Collar Ficlet - Some Things are Just Unacceptable

Title: Some Things Are Just Unacceptable
Author: elrhiarhodan
Rating: PG (for a kiss)
Fandom: White Collar
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey/Peter Burke/Elizabeth Burke, P/E/N, Satchmo Burke
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None, and I mean NONE.
Word Count: ~750
Summary: Originally written for the Fic Recognition Meme, for afiawri . She asked me to identify the line: “El and Neal kissing is the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen, there is a perfection to them that makes something within him burst with joy, each and every time..” (From Insure The Common Defense - Part IV of The Preamble, Redux)


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( "Last Friday night, I discovered about something about you, something that bothers me. I'll tell you - and you have to promise to stop this behavior. Both of you." )

White Collar Ficlet - Some Things are Just Unacceptable

Title: Some Things Are Just Unacceptable
Author: elrhiarhodan
Rating: PG (for a kiss)
Fandom: White Collar
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey/Peter Burke/Elizabeth Burke, P/E/N, Satchmo Burke
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None, and I mean NONE.
Word Count: ~750
Summary: Originally written for the Fic Recognition Meme, for afiawri . She asked me to identify the line: “El and Neal kissing is the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen, there is a perfection to them that makes something within him burst with joy, each and every time..” (From Insure The Common Defense - Part IV of The Preamble, Redux)


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( "Last Friday night, I discovered about something about you, something that bothers me. I'll tell you - and you have to promise to stop this behavior. Both of you." )