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elrhiarhodanTitle: Guilty Stains
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words - Prompt 001 - Underpants & WC100 - #043 - Guilty
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Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: 300 Exactly
Summary: Peter Burke, Lawman, is also an unrepentant thief
NOTE: Underpants IS the funniest word in the English language, according torabidchild67. It can also be sexeh, too.
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Peter’s knew his unrequited lust for Neal Caffrey was getting out of hand when he stole a pair of his partner’s boxer briefs out of the basket of dirty laundry in his bathroom.
He went back into Neal’s apartment, the underwear stuffed deep in the pocket of his suit pants, tried to act normally. He must have been a miserable failure because Neal asked him three times if everything was all right. After a half-hour, Peter finally admitted that he was feeling kind of “off” and told Neal he’d see him in the morning. Getting down the stairs with a massive, aching erection was difficult, and he hoped that no one saw him practically stumble to the Taurus.
He got behind the wheel, and pulled the stolen underpants out of his pocket. Making sure that no one could see him, Peter opened his fly and pushed the proceeds of his crime into his own underwear. His cock gave a small spurt of pre-come over the soft cotton and lycra, and Peter immediately regretted the action. He had wanted to revel in the scent of Neal’s body - the day’s man-sweat - before he despoiled them. He quickly zipped up, buckled up, and drove home.
It was a ride home that lasted an eternity - he kept his hands on the steering wheel and his eyes on the road, but the feel of the alien fabric against his oversensitive cock was making him blind with lust.
He didn’t remember how he was able to park, get into the house and climb up the stairs, but he was naked before he got into his bedroom. It didn’t take more than two pulls on his cotton-wrapped cock before he came, sticky white strands of semen staining the black fabric of another man’s underpants.
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For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words - Prompt 001 - Underpants & WC100 - #043 - Guilty
Author:
elrhiarhodanFandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: 300 Exactly
Summary: Peter Burke, Lawman, is also an unrepentant thief
NOTE: Underpants IS the funniest word in the English language, according to
rabidchild67. It can also be sexeh, too.Peter’s knew his unrequited lust for Neal Caffrey was getting out of hand when he stole a pair of his partner’s boxer briefs out of the basket of dirty laundry in his bathroom.
He went back into Neal’s apartment, the underwear stuffed deep in the pocket of his suit pants, tried to act normally. He must have been a miserable failure because Neal asked him three times if everything was all right. After a half-hour, Peter finally admitted that he was feeling kind of “off” and told Neal he’d see him in the morning. Getting down the stairs with a massive, aching erection was difficult, and he hoped that no one saw him practically stumble to the Taurus.
He got behind the wheel, and pulled the stolen underpants out of his pocket. Making sure that no one could see him, Peter opened his fly and pushed the proceeds of his crime into his own underwear. His cock gave a small spurt of pre-come over the soft cotton and lycra, and Peter immediately regretted the action. He had wanted to revel in the scent of Neal’s body - the day’s man-sweat - before he despoiled them. He quickly zipped up, buckled up, and drove home.
It was a ride home that lasted an eternity - he kept his hands on the steering wheel and his eyes on the road, but the feel of the alien fabric against his oversensitive cock was making him blind with lust.
He didn’t remember how he was able to park, get into the house and climb up the stairs, but he was naked before he got into his bedroom. It didn’t take more than two pulls on his cotton-wrapped cock before he came, sticky white strands of semen staining the black fabric of another man’s underpants.
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Date: 2011-05-02 12:17 am (UTC)And I love the detail that he is so BAD at acting natural that Neal of course notices and asks :)
So every day like this? Yes? ;)
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Date: 2011-05-02 12:22 am (UTC)I am hoping to do a ficlet for each of the days. I created my own list of thirty (one) dirty words, and will try to do it drabble style, 300 words max.
I need the discipline (hee!) otherwise, I'll just write myself into the ground. You know...20k epics of strokefic.
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Date: 2011-05-02 12:33 am (UTC)but why no 20k wank? ;)
i am impressed with all you mmom ppl. i wrote one (because someone - who is wonderful but always manages to get me to write more than I intend because she is an evol geeneus- kept wondering what I would do with the prompt that i gave HER, and of course i got bunnied). but i will not be doing 30 (or 31).
i am excited that you are though. but... okay, your list says ass is one of the prompts, but that will OBVIOUSLY not be the only drabble that has ass in it. right? right?
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Date: 2011-05-02 12:36 am (UTC)The evolgenius asked me to write that bunneh too. And I will. Maybe as an extra...
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Date: 2011-05-02 12:43 am (UTC)and notice there is no question about who the evol bunnying genius is.... ;)
and really, plot is just as yummy as sex. especially if the fic involves both plot and sex. so if you end up starting with wank and expanding it into plotty epic, it's win win
and besides, in canon, i'm pretty sure the recent plots are based on peter and neal wanting to finish the case early so they can have sex ;)
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Date: 2011-05-02 09:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-02 01:10 am (UTC)I'm also somehow picturing the vaguely amused eyebrow raise from El when she comes home to find Peter's clothes everywhere and foreign underwear in their room.
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Date: 2011-05-02 01:23 am (UTC)And yeah - El is definitely going to be amused. Maybe that could be a follow up story.
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Date: 2011-05-02 01:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-02 01:54 am (UTC)Peter-as-thief is, on the surface, somewhat implausible, but lust does things to all of us.
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Date: 2011-05-03 02:45 am (UTC)Does phone sex count for MMOM, btw?
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Date: 2011-05-02 08:48 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-05-02 02:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-03 12:57 am (UTC)I may have to write Peter as a serial masturbator - after all, it wouldn't be a stretch - he's one role removed from Tell Me You Love Me - only this time, he needs to jerk off into stolen undergarments.
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Date: 2011-05-02 03:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-03 12:56 am (UTC)And I once knew a dog who would go into the dirty laundry and fetch out the underwear, and then walk around with it!
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Date: 2011-05-03 06:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-02 09:17 pm (UTC):) Look at you writing humor and fluff! <3 yay!
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Date: 2011-05-03 12:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-05 08:54 pm (UTC)Oh, the dirtiness of this piece and how Peter just did that, no second guessing. <3 <3 <3 Mmmm. Confidently secretive Peter could be a kink all its own.
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Date: 2011-05-05 10:21 pm (UTC)I do love confidently thieving Peter - and I wonder if he's as aroused by the theft as he is by the underpants themselves,
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Date: 2011-05-06 01:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-06 01:29 am (UTC)Underpants
Date: 2011-05-06 01:26 am (UTC)Re: Underpants
Date: 2011-05-06 01:30 am (UTC)It's a dirty, funny word.
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