Word of Advice - Don't Write Porn In Your Head When Standing At the Water Cooler

[elrhiarhodan]

I'm drenched, from breast to hip, and it's ALL YOUR FAULT, my beloved flist!

I was filling my water pitcher (a big ass aluminum thing, so it takes a few minutes) and thinking out some pornishy dialogue - more Peter!Glasses and Neal!Lust, with Watching!El, when the payroll manager comes upside my blindspot and says "hello."

I screamed, and jerked back the pitcher, which was nearly full.  It' splashed all over me.  I'm wet and not in a good way.  

Thanks again, and love you to bits, flist. 

 

Comments

[elrhiarhodan]

I can deal with being wet (heater's on), but I hate losing the thread of dialogue.