Word of Advice - Don't Write Porn In Your Head When Standing At the Water Cooler

[elrhiarhodan]

I'm drenched, from breast to hip, and it's ALL YOUR FAULT, my beloved flist!

I was filling my water pitcher (a big ass aluminum thing, so it takes a few minutes) and thinking out some pornishy dialogue - more Peter!Glasses and Neal!Lust, with Watching!El, when the payroll manager comes upside my blindspot and says "hello."

I screamed, and jerked back the pitcher, which was nearly full.  It' splashed all over me.  I'm wet and not in a good way.  

Thanks again, and love you to bits, flist. 

 

Comments

[asimaiyat.livejournal.com]

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I laughed and facepalmed and my dog looked at me funny.

That sounds so much like something that would happen to me.

[elrhiarhodan]

I can deal with being wet (heater's on), but I hate losing the thread of dialogue.

[photoash.livejournal.com]

Oh no! I hope you can dry out fast!

Heh I am forever spilling my water on myself at work...

[augustbird.livejournal.com]

hahahahahaha I LOLED IRL

THAT IS AWESOME. was he like "ummmmm wtf. o_o" ??

the things you have to sacrifice for your art~

[hoosierbitch.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

Oh, the dangers of porn. <3

Sorry you got wet, but I am looking forward to reading more fic!!!!!!!!