So the seals have come off on the last of the exchanges I'd signed up and written for (thoughts on that in another post), and I figured it's time to post an update to the fics I've been talking about in various posts.
Title: Booked and Bespoked - A Mills & Boon RomanceAuthor:
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elrhiarhodanFandom: Kingsman (Movies)
Rating: Mature
Characters Harry Hart | Galahad, Merlin, Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Alastair Morton | Percival, Victoria Winslow (RED), Original Female Characters, Original Male Characters, Roxy Morton | Lancelot, Tilde (mention of)
Pairings: Harry Hart | Galahad/Merlin
Word Count: ~31064
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Evil mother, Expressions of Homophobia
Summary:Merlin is one of the most prolific and popular writers of genre fiction in Great Britain, but he's suffering from a tremendous case of writer's block. His editor, Eggsy, suggests he go back to what he'd been doing when he'd written his breakthrough novel nearly thirty years ago - a tell-all book about being a paid companion for high-society women, or a "walker" as they were once called. The thing is, that is exactly what Merlin had been, a paid companion; the more he thinks about it, the more he finds the idea appealing. He can go back out in that world and gather fodder for a sequel.
Harry Hart, Marquess Cardoc and owner of Kingsman Media, is sick and tired of his horrible mother trying to marry him off to eligible women. No matter how many times he's told her that he's gay, she doesn't want to believe him. His senior fiction editor and good friend, Eggsy Unwin, suggests that he find someone to fake date - like those men that used to escort women to society parties.
When Harry and Merlin finally meet, it seems like fate has made a perfect match.
Author’s Note: The first of two stories written for the first Kingsman Reverse Bang, for artwork created by my co-mod and partner in crime,
anarchycox.
__________________Booked and Bespoked - A Mills & Boon Romance (On AO3)
Title: Shooting StarAuthor:
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elrhiarhodanFandom: Kingsman (Movies)
Rating: Mature
Characters Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Harry Hart | Galahad, Merlin, Charlie Hesketh, Roxy Morton | Lancelot, Alastair Morton | Percival, James Spencer | Lancelot, Chester King | Arthur, Original Characters, Elton John (as himself)
Pairings: Harry Hart | Galahad/Gary "Eggsy" Unwin
Word Count: ~50071
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Mild Drug Usage, Suicide of Minor Character (who dies in canon), Expressions of Homophobia, Closeted Sexuality
Summary: Gary "Eggsy" Unwin had once been the hottest musical act since a certain moppet had been discovered from his YouTube videos, but criminally bad management had sunk his career - to the point that both his recording contract and his management company have terminated their relationships with Eggsy. Bored, unhappy, bitter at how everything's gone to shite, he calls his dealer, looking to score some coke.
It doesn't work out as he expects.
Author’s Note: Written for the first annual Kingsman Reverse Bang, for the artwork by
mmouse.
Shooting Star (On AO3)
__________________Title: Ten Minutes Ago (I met you)Author:
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elrhiarhodanFandom: Kingsman (Movies)
Rating: Mature
Characters Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Harry Hart | Galahad, Merlin, Original Male Character (Prince Sebastian Clarack), Original Female Character (Queen Davina Clarack), Charlie Hesketh, Roxy Morton | Lancelot
Pairings: Eggsy/Original Male Character
Word Count: ~20693
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Canon-Level violence, Politics, Royal AU
Summary: Walking home from the tailor shop, Eggsy is about to start a very well-earned vacation when he hears the sound of a high-powered rifle. Eggsy being who he is, runs towards the danger and finds a diplomatic motorcade under attack from a roof-top sniper. He saves the day, and more importantly, the two royals who had been the shooter's target.
Prince Sebastian Clarack, heir to the throne of his tiny North Sea island kingdom, finds himself obsessed with the man who'd saved his life. The man he only knows as Galahad is strong and beautiful and Sebastian finds he wants to know everything about him. It's a pity his Uncle Christie, who works with Galahad, as well as the stern Harry Hart, who's been his mother's tailor for as long as Sebastian can remember, and just happens to be Galahad's boss, won't tell him a damn thing about the man.
Spies, after all, need to keep their identities a secret.
Author’s Note: Written for the Just Married 2019 Exchange, for my dearest
anarchycox. By way of enticement, Richard Madden is fancast as Prince Sebastian and one of the very early scenes is a riff on a key scene from Madden's BBC series,
Bodyguard (not to be confused with the horrid 1980s movie with a similar name). Casting Richard Madden as a character named "Sebastian" is a thing in certain sectors of the fandom.
Ten Minutes Ago (I met you) (On AO3)
__________________Title: He is the Cat (that walks by himself) Author:
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elrhiarhodanFandom: Kingman (Movies)
Rating: PG-13
Characters Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Merlin, Harry Hart | Galahad, Alastair Morton
Percival, mention of Roxanne Morton, mention of Tilde
Pairings: Merlin/Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, background Roxy/Tilde
Word Count: 14,966
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Summary: Magic happens in the oddest places. Sometimes all it takes is a supremely ugly cat and a well-timed ice storm to bring two unlikely people together.
Author’s Note: Written for the Pining Exchange 2019, for my dearest friend,
anarchycox.
He is the Cat (that walks by himself) (On AO3)
