Smut Wars Exchange Dear Author Letter

[elrhiarhodan]

Thank you for signing up for the Star Wars Smut Wars exchange. I hope you find this match a low-stress/high-creativity endeavor.

A lot of this "Dear Author Letter" repeats what I put into the Additional Information/DNW sections of my Sign Up Request, but I’d like to explain how my request is structured and give you a bit more insight into who I am as a fan and a smutlover.

I’m a gray-hair’d kinky old lady fan who first saw Star Wars in 1977 in the movie theater, and in 1983, the year I graduated high school, I saw Return of the Jedi 17 times. I was a "Luke Girl" as opposed to a "Han Girl", but nowadays, am really an "Obi-Wan Girl". But until I saw the last episode of season 2 of The Mandalorian, I had no interest in participating in the mega fandom that is Star Wars.

So I started out shipping Din/Luke (writing a huge AU fic that was not especially kinky) and a bunch of smaller fics that were somewhat kinky, but eventually migrated over to Qui/Obi because all my fannish loves have always centered around Older Man/Younger Man with a deep competency kink, and most of those fics were deeply kinky.

But enough of the ancient history, let’s get on to my requests. I’m an organized person, and the organizers of the exchange really do push that button, giving us ten requests with twenty pairings in each request. Now, my math skills kind of suck, but I believe that’s two hundred permutations (or "relationships"). It’s a pity we only get twenty nominations.

About my requests

I have three sets of requests, which are structured around my fannish interests.

Request #1 is all about the Prequels and Pre-Prequels Era

Qui-Gon Jinn/Obi-Wan Kenobi
Rael Averross/Qui-Gon Jinn/Obi-Wan Kenobi
Dooku/Qui-Gon Jinn
Qui-Gon Jinn/Rael Averross
Mace Windu/Qui-Gon Jinn
Dooku/Qui-Gon Jinn/Obi-Wan Kenobi
Rael Averross/Obi-Wan Kenobi
Dooku/Rael Averross
Dooku/Sifo-Dyas
Dooku/Obi-Wan Kenobi
Dooku/Mace Windu
Obi-Wan Kenobi/Mace Windu
Qui-Gon Jinn/Obi-Wan Kenobi/Mace Windu
Anakin Skywalker/ Mace Windu

I love AUs, particularly time-travel fix-its, modern AUs, historical AUs (but not US Westerns). Happy endings in the literal and sexually figurative way. Good or at least not sadistic/not Fallen Dooku in this batch. Submissive Qui-Gon would be a plus, but not essential, just as top Obi-Wan is nice, but not essential. I don’t ascribe sexual roles based on size or age.

If you choose to write D/s, I like my submissive characters to retain their agency — they aren’t fuck holes and meat to be whipped and beaten. They should revel in their submission and the power they have over their Dom. Safewords please, even if they aren’t used. Understanding the power exchange between Dominant and submissive is important to me. I love good aftercare, sub-drop, Dom-drop, too.

A word about Anakin and Mace. That boy needs the brattiness fucked out of him. Maybe right on the High Council Starbird. Save the Galaxy, fuck Anakin Skywalker. He’s such a pretty crier. Mace and Obi-Wan can take turns while the rest of the High Council cheers them on. Just a thought, possibly as short treat.


Request #2 is centered around the Original Trilogy

Solo: Luke Skywalker
Han Solo/Luke Skywalker
Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker/Han Solo
Wedge Antilles/Luke Skywalker
Luke Skywalker/Quinlan Vos
Din Djarin/ Luke Skywalker
Luke Skywalker/Mace Windu
Obi-Wan Kenobi/Luke Skywalker
Thrawn/Luke Skywalker
Din Djarin/Boba Fett
Boba Fett/Luke Skywalker
Rael Averross/Luke Skywalker
Bo-Katan Kryze/Leia Organa
Boba Fett/Leia Organa
Boba Fett/Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker

Yeah, remember I said I was a Luke Girl. I meant it. Also, in my mind, Luke was definitely Anchorhead’s biggest boy-slut. Camie Marstrap hated him not only because he wouldn’t fuck her, but because her boyfriend, Laze Loneozner kept moaning "Luke, Luke" whenever she went down on him. Luke’s also a serious top, he’s learned from the best. And by that I mean from the Wizard of the Jundland Wastes, Ben Kenobi. Oh, wait, that actually belongs in Request #3, damnit. Anyway, Luke found Owen’s collection of hardcore porno, and that’s where he learned all his best moves.

Han’s as submissive as they come. Look who his girlfriend is. Leia straps on and rides him like a prize varacytl any chance she gets.

The mix of Luke and Prequel characters feeds my Older Man/Younger Man feels. It’s canon that Quinlan Vos survived Order 66 and Samuel L. Jackson insists that Mace did too. Also, even though Rael Averross would be too old, he is about ten years older than Qui-Gon, Jedi were supposed to have twice the normal lifespan for their species. I say he’d been hiding out on the Outer Rim and eventually made it to Tatooine.

The Boba Fett pairings can either be Boba from Empire Strikes Back era or Book of Boba Fett era, or a combination of both. Or just go AU and have at it.

Request #3 is for all of my DirtyBadWrong and Dead Dove Do Not Eat requests, proudly filled with incest ships and other ships I’m only mildly embarrassed by.

Obi-Wan Kenobi/Luke Skywalker/Darth Vader
Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker
Padmé Amidala/Obi- Wan Kenobi/Leia Organa/Anakin Skywalker/Luke Skywalker
Obi-Wan Kenobi/Leia Organa/Anakin Skywalker/Luke Skywalker
Anakin Skywalker/Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker
Obi-Wan Kenobi/Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader
Obi-Wan Kenobi/Darth Vader
Rael Averross/Qui-Gon Jinn/Obi-Wan Kenobi
Obi- Wan Kenobi/Tentacles
Obi-Wan Kenobi/Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker
Qui-Gon Jinn/Obi-Wan Kenobi/ Anakin Skywalker
Anakin Skywalker/Obi-Wan Kenobi/Luke Skywalker
Dooku/Yoda
Dooku/Sheev Palpatine
Obi-Wan Kenobi/Sheev Palpatine/Darth Vader
Obi-Wan Kenobi/Anakin Skywalker/Tentacles
Anakin Skywalker/Tentacles

With regard to the Skywalkers, yes, Luke and Leia know they are siblings. Suitless Darth Vader knows he’s Luke and Leia’s father. They feel absolutely no shame. It makes them hotter than the sands of Tatooine.

Tentacles: I love tentacle sex. Either or both partners can have tentacles. It can be surprise tentacles. It can be kidnapped by aliens who have tentacles (as in the case of Obi-Wan/Tentacles) or the infamous Stewjoni biology gives Obi-Wan tentacles and he fucks himself with his tentacles.

Generally, I don’t like Sith Obi-Wan, but I have one exception, Emperor Obi-Wan. I know why this appeals, because Emperor Obi-Wan would be the epitome of restraint. He would be the perfect Machiavellian ruler. A builder, not a destroyer. Until you peel the layers away. But perhaps that’s too political for a smut exchange. Unless you find that as sexy as I do. Emperor Obi-Wan putting Dooku on his knees in front of his whole court and fucking him (with one or more of his massive tentacles?).

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Do Not Wants If You’ve Been Matched On Request #1 or #2

I’m open to a lot of kink, including under negotiated consent, but here’s where I draw the line on kinky stuff I do not want.

Piss/Scat/Vomit/Blood Play
Verbal and Situational Humiliation
Guro/Gore
Castration
Crucifixition
Discipline Spanking/Punishment intended as humiliation
Infantalization
Pedophilia (anything under the age of full sexual maturity for a species, for humans, let’s draw a line in the sand at 17)
Feminization of Masculine Characters, e.g., lingerie kink
Lactation Kink
Boypussy
Pain Play
Medical Torture
Drugging (although fuck-or-die is an exception)
Violent Rape
Murder


Story Turn-Offs – Things That I Don't Want in the Story

Turning to Sith
Non-Sith character is secretly already or was always a Sith (unless that way in canon)
Racism
Anti-Semitism or using Anti-Semitic tropes
Homophobia
Transphobia
Verbal Humiliation
Disrespect to former partners/love interests
Reader inserts
Gender swaps (please keep characters their canon genders)
Cheating or adultery (consensual non-monogamy is fine)
Unhappy/Unsatisfying endings


Do Not Wants If You’ve Been Matched On Request #3

For Request #3, my DNWs are much more limited:
 
Kinky stuff I do not want

Piss/Scat/Vomit/Blood Play
Verbal and Situational Humiliation
Discipline Spanking/Punishment intended as humiliation Pedophilia
Pain Play
Drugging
Violent Rape


Story Turn-Offs – Things That I Don't Want in the Story

Racism
Anti-Semitic and Anti-Muslim tropes
Homophobia
Transphobia
Verbal Humiliation
Reader inserts
Gender swaps (please keep characters their canon genders)

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I understand that story wants/likes/prompts are unenforceable, but I thought I’d give you and idea of what cranks my engine regardless of the Request we’ve been matched on:

Kinky Things I Love

Voyeurism - Whether it’s consensual or not. Being forced to watch. Watching someone have solo sex. Having solo sex while watching.
Sensation Play - hot/cold, mild electrical shock, feather/fur, consensual tickling, balms, salves
Binding/Bondage - Ropework, corsets, cock rings, nipple rings, cuffs (even Force-inhibitors), gags, blindfolds.
Impact play - whips, flogging, spanking
Pervertibles - Yes, use that cock-shaped lightsaber as a dildo
Dirty Talk - As long as you don’t go down the humiliation rabbit hole. Please don’t use "whore, slut, cunt" etc. If denigrating someone’s sexual desire is your dirty-talk vocabulary, you can scratch this off the list. Think about praise instead of denigration, maybe?
Overwhelming - Stuffing your partner’s parts - Check! Dildo and penis - Check! Orgasm denial - Check! String of Pearls - - Check! Tentacles - CHECK!!!!

Story Stuff I Love

Even though I’ve put Daddy Kink and Infantization in my DNW, I really do love my age gap ships. And the bigger the better. I love when the younger partners shine (although plot really isn’t relevant in this exchange).

Competency. I love characters being really good at their thing.

Love. I love characters falling in love. Yeah, this is all about the porn, but love makes things all the more satisfying.

Anyway, I love AUs, and don’t need a GFFA setting or a non-canon/Legends GFFA setting. You want to go modern Earth setting, I’m cool with that. You want to write something historic, sweet (although I’m not a fan of American Westerns). No crossovers, though. I’d rather not give you a list of fandoms I don’t want to see.

Thank you! I hope you have fun writing and I look forward reading.

Best, Elrhiarhodan