elrhiarhodan

Title: White Collar 100 – #1: Clue / They Don't Have A Clue
Author:

elrhiarhodan
Rating: R
Fandom: White Collar
Characters/Pairings: Elizabeth Burke, Mozzie, Neal/Peter
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: 300 Exactly!
Summary: Four Smart People Are Amazingly Clueless

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“It would be tragic, if it wasn’t so hysterical.” Elizabeth looks at Mozzie, who just grins back at her.

“Yeah…neither of them have a clue. They just fumble around each other, looks of desperate longing, hoping that the other won’t notice.” Mozzie sighs. After years of watching Neal get the girls over and over again, it is so satisfying to watch him want something he never would have thought he wanted and so clearly believed to be out of his reach.

Elizabeth grabs the binoculars from Moz and zooms in on her husband and his BFF having lunch. “All that lovely, unsatisfied sexual tension.” She licks her lips.

“You getting the payoff?”

“Oh, yeah. Big time.”

“You don’t mind that your husband wants to schtupp another man?” This troubles Moz a little bit. For all his anti-establishment beliefs, his personal morality is rather conventional.

Elizabeth giggles at the word schtupp. It’s so graphically, perfectly descriptive of the dirty, animalistic couplings she imagines between Peter and Neal. “Oh, Moz…you have no clue about Peter. He’s…a beast. Always has been, always will be.”

Mozzie’s eyes practically pop out of his head. The thought of Peter Burke, sex machine is frankly disturbing.

“And Neal, he won’t have a clue what hits him when Peter finally makes up his mind and takes what he wants.”

“Would you like to watch?” Mozzie makes the offer rather casually.

It’s now Elizabeth’s turn to goggle. “You can do that? You would do that?”

“For you, Mrs. Suit – I’d do anything. They do amazing things with miniaturized high definition cameras these days – I understand they’re practically 3-D quality.”

Elizabeth hums in pleased approval. “What’s this going to cost me?”

“Oh, we’ll think of something.”

Elizabeth is suddenly nervous. She doesn’t have a clue if Mozzie can be trusted.

FIN