I Blame it on the Pink

[elrhiarhodan]

I think it's because I'm not wearing black today (well, except for my watch, my shoelaces and my underpants), but my thoughts were definitely on the bizarre side this morning.

A random sample:

"I'm running late, so let's take the route to the highway with the most lights and make sure we're behind drivers who don't believe in making a right on red when there's no on-coming traffic." Yes, that's literally what I was thinking as I stopped for the sixth traffic light.

I'm wearing something that's not my winter coat, so I'm humming, "I feel pretty, oh so pretty." I catch a glimpse of my face framed by wispy gray hair and think, "NO."

It's Wednesday, and that means two things: It's HUMPPPPPPPPPPPPP DAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! (earworms you for that Geico commercial) and Wednesday is Sundae at Carvel. At 7:32 AM, I wanted chocolate soft serve with extra sprinkles.

Passing the Bekins Van Lines truck, which has the annoying "How's My Driving" sign pasted on the back. "Like an asshole." Actually, I was thinking that he was driving like Michael Schumacher, but that was mean.

Passing by the time and temperature sign, which read 31 degrees, I had to wonder if there was more snow in forecast, and if so, who do I need to call to stop this. Then I remembered that it was supposed to be over sixty today and I wanted to know who I needed to call to stop that.

Apparently, "Box of Birds" is New Zealand slang for feeling very good. Why?

And of course, the ever confounding, eternal question:

Why is Matt Bomer so pretty?

Comments

[elrhiarhodan]

But is your sweater pink?

[dizzydrea.livejournal.com]

Actually, it's this really rich aubergine color. But it's a wool blend, so it's a little itchy in addition to being entirely too warm. Should have known better than to wear it, but in my defense, it is freaking cold outside. How was I to know that the temperature in my office would be a balmy 74 when I arrived? /rolls eyes/ I'm telling you... it's Wednesday.

[elrhiarhodan]

HUMP DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!